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Kenny Blankenship
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 11:26:17 pm » |
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My "Have You Ever Moved?" topic. [snapback]178151[/snapback] Nice to see humbleness still in the youth of America today... |
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Hello. You have reached the "super secret" part of Alex's signature. Only people with magical and mystical abilities will be privileged to read this. Either that or you are using copy and paste. You cheater. You don't deserve to read this. Anyway, you'd think that since I've got your time and all, that I'd try to make it mean something. Like addressing my thoughts on world hunger and how we need your help. Or how drilling for oil in Alaska is terribly wrong and you should all be against it. Or how my blog is super fantastically cool and not visiting it daily would be a crime against humanity. But nope. I'm not going to do any of that. I'm just going to keep typing. And wasting your time. I've already wasted 60 seconds of your life, why stop there, man? So... if you're a complete newb here and wondering who the heck this nutball is, allow me to introduce myself. I am Alex, and I wield a bit of power around here. So you buggers better start sucking up now, or else who knows what I might do to you. Let's see... what else about me? Well, I like music, TV, food... sleeping. You know, the usual stuff. Yeah. Why are you still reading this anyway? It's not like I'm going to say anything important... or maybe I will. Ha... now I have you intrigued, and now your curiousity will get the better of you and you'll keep reading anyway. I'm clever, aren't I? Well, not really. But really... there's no reason to read this. I'm wasting your time. And you can't ask for a refund either. Well, you could, I suppose, but I would ignore you, so *sticks tongue out*. Why am I doing this, anyway? I don't know... I guess the fact that I was getting pretty sick of my old sig played a part in my decision. I'll miss the 18 different links for my blog, though. And my ad for my "Fads Are Stupid" Club. Even though nobody else joined the club. It's just me and myself. (sigh) Thanks a lot, everyone. You and your stupid fad following ways... fads still are stupid, though, even though the club has shut down. Anyway, I'm going to keep the banner in my sig, though, because me and Simon is tight, yo. Or something like that. We're tag team partners for life... not in that kind of way, though. But he's the only person I'm "tight" with. Since none of you cared that I was gone for two days. At all. I've been crying for 8 straight hours because none of you care. And I thought I was beloved here... I guess not. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm going to eat some worms. I guess I don't feel all that upset for wasting 8 minutes of your life. Or I could have only wasted 26 seconds of your life, and you stopped reading after a while. But then... why are you reading this? You don't start in the middle and begin reading. Whatever. Anyway, I'm extremely bored right now. As you could probably tell. Why would I be writing an incoherent piece of nonsense for my sig if I had something better to do? Exactly. I wouldn't be doing this. You see, I'm always right. Remember that, and you might make it far in this neck of the woods, sonny. Man, it's such a drag being a rock. Do you think this is long enough? I've wasted enough of your time, right? No? You want some more? Well, if you INSIST... dang, I'm running out of things to say. Umm... visit my blog.... it's cool... you'll become popular at school... you'll learn invaluable life lessons... stuff like that. It's bloggariffic. Yeah. And visit my other sites as well. Of course, I don't have any other at the moment, but this is for future reference. Like when I become wildly rich and successful, and start a whole dang web page all about ME... visit that. Because I told you to. And the rainbow has a beard. Eh JAKI LIEBEZEIT IS A DRUMMING GODBoo.
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