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Jackie-Boy

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Your conspiracy theories.
« on: June 18, 2005, 08:33:31 pm »
I have several.

-Jesus is a Jedi.
-Every time I laugh, I think it's my lung trying to escape a little bit. Maybe that's what laughing is. Lungs use humor to trick us into letting them escape.
-Three famous voice actors died within the same week. Something is up.
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Chrono

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2005, 08:43:11 pm »
-People that hate techno secretly love it
-Oranges were brought to us by a different planet
-Music sounds better when it's a bit faster
-If you don't say Bless you to a person when they sneeze, something bad will happen to them sooner or later
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Kenny Blankenship

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2005, 08:48:36 pm »
-The sports world is out to torture me.
-My whole life is one big staged event... in other words, I'm living the Truman Show.
-Paul is dead.
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Jackie-Boy

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2005, 08:55:50 pm »
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-The sports world is out to torture me.
-My whole life is one big staged event... in other words, I'm living the Truman Show.
-Paul is dead.
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1. Prolly.
2. I'm the one who pitched The Alex Show to the network in the first place.
3. Is Paul your cat? Because, if he is, then I made sure he was dead seven times.
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Kenny Blankenship

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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2005, 08:59:21 pm »
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3. Is Paul your cat? Because, if he is, then I made sure he was dead seven times.
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No silly.  I was of course referring to the famous Beatle.  You need to become more educated on Beatles history, son.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2005, 09:00:34 pm »
I'm destined to look like Anakin Skywalker if I keep growing my hair.

Vin Diesel is going to be more popular after his latest role as Agent 47 in the movie based on Hitman.

Eh...I'll steal one of Alex's...the sports world is out to torture me as well...just because I'm a Reds fan.
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Starr2k3

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2005, 09:02:08 pm »
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-The sports world is out to torture me.
-My whole life is one big staged event... in other words, I'm living the Truman Show.
-Paul is dead.
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1. Prolly.
2. I'm the one who pitched The Alex Show to the network in the first place.
3. Is Paul your cat? Because, if he is, then I made sure he was dead seven times.
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A cat has 9 lives..
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Jackie-Boy

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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2005, 09:08:01 pm »
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3. Is Paul your cat? Because, if he is, then I made sure he was dead seven times.
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No silly.  I was of course referring to the famous Beatle.  You need to become more educated on Beatles history, son.
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Dang me! Ugh, I'm disgusted with myself now...

Happy birthday to Paul McCartney. He's 63.

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Eh...I'll steal one of Alex's...the sports world is out to torture me as well...just because I'm a Reds fan.
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The sports world is also out to torture me. AN ENTIRE YEAR SINCE I SAW ANY REAL HOCKEY! WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON?!

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A cat has 9 lives..
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I should have clarified. I meant that I double checked seven times.
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2005, 09:20:09 pm »
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The sports world is also out to torture me. AN ENTIRE YEAR SINCE I SAW ANY REAL HOCKEY! WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON?!

I know how you feel.  I'm ready to watch the Red Wings go back to pwning the NHL.
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SpongeBass GuitarPants

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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2005, 10:00:31 pm »
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I have several.

-Jesus is a Jedi.
-Every time I laugh, I think it's my lung trying to escape a little bit. Maybe that's what laughing is. Lungs use humor to trick us into letting them escape.
-Three famous voice actors died within the same week. Something is up.
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I know you don't mean the part about "Jesus is a Jedi" but even so I find it offensive and I'm sure at least a few other people do too. I'm not trying to be rude and I'm not tyring to tell you what to do and I am not "preaching to you. I'm just saying what I think.  :sad:  :happy:
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2005, 03:23:42 am »
- Gangs are the only force against the conspiracy, lead by the Police.
- The Police is one small conspiracy lead by the government.
- The government is one big conspiracy lead by someone bigger.
- That bigger person is either AKU or Darth Vader, they rule everything.
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Jackie-Boy

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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2005, 07:24:14 am »
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I have several.

-Jesus is a Jedi.
-Every time I laugh, I think it's my lung trying to escape a little bit. Maybe that's what laughing is. Lungs use humor to trick us into letting them escape.
-Three famous voice actors died within the same week. Something is up.
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I know you don't mean the part about "Jesus is a Jedi" but even so I find it offensive and I'm sure at least a few other people do too. I'm not trying to be rude and I'm not tyring to tell you what to do and I am not "preaching to you. I'm just saying what I think.  :sad:  :happy:
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Well, actually, when I was doing some study on Jedi History (yes... I do study fictional things, such as Jedi history and the Elvish language), I found big similarities between Jesus and Jedi. It's a long, complicated theory, but all I was saying is that were Jesus to live in the world of Star Wars, he would most likely be a Jedi. Nothing meant offensively.
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2005, 07:31:55 am »
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I have several.

-Jesus is a Jedi.
-Every time I laugh, I think it's my lung trying to escape a little bit. Maybe that's what laughing is. Lungs use humor to trick us into letting them escape.
-Three famous voice actors died within the same week. Something is up.
[snapback]193958[/snapback]

I know you don't mean the part about "Jesus is a Jedi" but even so I find it offensive and I'm sure at least a few other people do too. I'm not trying to be rude and I'm not tyring to tell you what to do and I am not "preaching to you. I'm just saying what I think.  :sad:  :happy:
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You take offense too easily my friend. Jesus and the Jedi have much in common when you really look at it. :happy:
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2005, 02:33:54 pm »
Tupac lives in the Bermuda Triangle and works as a traffic director and part-time nurse. Yup.
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2005, 12:23:39 am »
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Tupac lives in the Bermuda Triangle and works as a traffic director and part-time nurse. Yup.
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LOL! I had to laugh when I read that!  :laugh:
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