Maybe Compbrain is kidnapped by a kidnapper! Or maybe has the SARS he caught while visiting China this past Spring, and it developed over the summer and now he is feeling ill. Or maybe has Fairy GodParents and wished that he had no Internet access, and that his account at this board would be deleted. Or maybe he was playing Halo whe suddenly, he pressed a hidden button on the X-BOX that caused to get sucked into a the video game! And it will take a LONG TIME to get him out. Or maybe he jumped off the cliff when he found out that SpongeBob SquarePants is going to be on FOX in 2005. Or maybe....nevermind.