You're banned because --- oh, wait up. Just saw this newspaper article on Sonniku.
DEVIANT BEHAVIOR
AN INSIDER REPORTS THE FURRY ROMANCES
WHAT?!
Sonikku: Read the article!
For a long time, Sonic, Knuckles and Rouge were some of our greatest heroes. Rouge assisted our government in covert operations. Knuckles guarded the most powerful gemstone on Earth. And Sonic received many trophies for doing nothing. But when they hit hard times, these three furries were forced to indulge in risqué behavior.
“They had no choice but to make out with each other and splatter each other with delicious cream,” said Shadow the Hedgehog, whose identity will remain secret in the interest of anonymity… oh wait. “It was the only way for them to get by. Inflation, taxes, government spending, hippies and budgeting had all forced them to make money however they can. So they sold me the photos of their escapades, which I sold to the paper.”
Was it all a money-grubbing cash plan? Have some of our favorite heroes resorted to such cheap trickery to garner a quick buck? Or do they just bear so much love for each other that…
SHADOW!!!!!!!
