I'm entering my old fanfic, SpongeBob and Patrick Find Atlantis.
(SpongeBob's alarm clock rings)
SB: Oh, Boy! It's 6:00! Today's the Day!
(Hops out of bed and runs over to Patrick's house in his underwear)
SB: Patrick, wake up! Today's the Day!
(Patrick's rock lifts up)
Pat: Today's the day Squidward releases his debut album?
SB: No, silly! Today's the day of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy marathon starting at 8:00 A.M./7:00 A.M. central all leading up to a brand new episode at 8:00 P.M./7:00 P.M. central!
Pat: Oh.
SB: Let's go inform Squidward so he doesn't miss it!
(SpongeBob and Patrick run across the yard to Squidward's house but trip on a bottle)
SB: Ouch... Hey, what's this?
(SpongeBob pulls out an old tattered piece of paper)
SB: My Neptune, Patrick! Do you know what this is?!
Pat: It couldn't be.....
SB: It is.....
SB and Pat: SANDPAPER!
(Begin to dance and continue to do so for 14 and a half hours)
SB: Oh No! We missed the new episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Pat: Barnacles!
SB: Oh, well, at least we still have the sandpaper.
(Just the, the ground begins to shake, the sky turns red, and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy emerge from over the horizon.)
MM: You missed our new episode! I thought you two were our biggest fan!
SB: But we are!
BB: Oh, no. A person who doesn't watch new episodes of us definitely isn't our biggest fan.
SB: But-
BB: NO BUTS! As punishment for this, you two are hereby kicked out of our fanclub.
(SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes shrink)
SB and Pat: WHAT?
BB: You heard me, you're out of the club.
(SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other for a moment, then begin to cry.)
MM: Alright, boys, keep your undies on! I'm willing to give you one more chance.
(SpongeBob and Patrick immediately smile)
MM: I need you two to find my denchers. I lost them somewhere about twenty miles from town, and without them I can't eat.
SB: No problem, sirs! Let's go, Patrick!
(SpongeBob and Patrick run off)
3 Days Later
Pat: We’ll never find Mermaid Man’s teeth now, SpongeBob. We’ve searched throughout the entire ocean.
SB: We can’t give up now, Patrick! If we don’t find it, Mermaid Man’ll-
Pat: I don’t give a barnacle about Mermaid Man! He’s just an old man with some stupid powers.
SB: You take that back!
Pat: Never!
(SpongeBob tackles Patrick and they begin to fight!)
Voice: Hold it, you jerks!
SB: Huh?
Voice: You ain’t allowed fightin’ in Atlantis!
SB: Atlantis? Who are you?
Voice: I am George Smekonnel. I am the security guard of Atlantis. Now, either stop fighting or get your tail-fins out of here.
SB: Atlantis? Wow….. Hey, have you seen some denchers around here?
George: Yah, I did. They’re just over that volcanic mountain, across that unstable bridge, through the giant clam feeding grounds, and right next door to the giant evil lawn gnomes.
SB:Okay, thanks!
(So SpongeBob and Patrick walk over to the top of the volcanic mountain to see what they can see.)
SB: Hey, Patrick, I think I see the bridge!
Pat: Wow, that looks really unstable!
SB: Yah, let’s go!
( They run down the mountain and as they approach the bottom, a giant geyser of lava shoots up from the ground)
SB and Pat: Oooooohhh…..
Pat: How’d they get the water to turn such a lovely shade of orange?
(The volcano erupts and large amounts of lava close in on SpongeBob and Patrick)
SB: Hurry, Patrick, we gotta get to that unstable bridge where it’s safe!
(They run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run until they finally reach the bridge)
SB: Phew! That was a close one!
(The bridge collapses and SpongeBob and Patrick begin to fall)
Pat: OH NO! WE’RE GONNA DIE, SPONGEBOB! AND THEN CLAMS WILL DEVOUR OUR FLESH AND LEAVE OUR BONES TO DECAY FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER…
SB: Wait a second…
(Pulls out a bubble wand, dips it in the soap and blows a bubble big enough to surround him and Patrick)
Pat: Good job SpongeBob!
SB: Yah! Now we can just float past the giant clams and the evil lawn gnomes!
(So they fly over the giant clams and evil lawn gnomes and retrieve the teeth)
Pat: We did it, SpongeBob!
SB: Yah! Now let’s give them to Mermaid Man!
(A giant creature emerges from the ground)
SB: Huh?
Creature: I am Mecton, leader of the evil lawn gnomes. Put them teeth back before I am forced to scalp you!
SB: But we don’t have any hair!
Mecton: Oh…. Well…. Then I’ll grind yer bones to make me bread!
SB: But we don’t have any bones, either!
Mecton: Listen, punk, when a villain threatens to do something to you, you don’t contradict him. You fear him beyond the point of fear. Now shut up while I kill you
POW!
(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy appear out of nowhere)
MM: Good job, son! We’ll take it from here.
(Mermaid Man takes out a large hammer it breaks the gnome)
BB: Well, kid, ya did it. And as much as I hate to say it, you’re an honest-to-goodness fan.
MM: In fact, we’re making you president of our fan club!
SB: Oh, boy, Patrick, president!
Pat: Let’s go inform Squidward!
(SpongeBob and Patrick run off)
FIN.
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