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Offline ssj4gogita4

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« on: July 31, 2005, 08:12:54 pm »
Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.

What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

Father's Day? Aah, don't worry about that-it's no big deal.
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2005, 12:22:42 am »
Thats good. That is exact opposite of my Dad
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2005, 06:19:29 am »
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Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.

What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

Father's Day? Aah, don't worry about that-it's no big deal.
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My Dad would say that XD
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2005, 06:39:03 am »
I wish my dad would be that flexible. Whenever I have a video (webcam) conversation with a boy from school, he gets in the way of the camera and shakes his fist. X.x
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2005, 06:39:55 am »
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Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.

What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

Father's Day? Aah, don't worry about that-it's no big deal.
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My Dad would say that XD
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Mine would too.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2005, 06:58:15 am »
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Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.

What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

Father's Day? Aah, don't worry about that-it's no big deal.
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My Dad would say that XD
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Mine would too.
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As would mine.
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2005, 08:20:12 am »
XD! My dad hardly notices Fathers Day. I don't know if my dad would ask for directions or not though...
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2005, 09:19:58 am »
well I don't know i haven't really been around my dad much i can't remember if he'd act like that or not prolly not lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2005, 09:23:01 am »
Yeah my dad tells me not to worry about Father's Day all the time...it makes me feel bad because I never know what to get him because he refuses to tell me. Gah.
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2005, 10:26:09 am »
mine would never say....

"Great job in life, Angelene!  I'm proud of you!  You've opted for the family route instead of going for the big money...but that's ok!  I don't judge you by how much money you've generated!  it's all what YOU wanted...not me!  Congrats!!!"
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2005, 02:30:16 pm »
hehe, my dad just read that and he burst out laughin'. Nice one timo!!!XD
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2005, 02:45:41 pm »
I dunno about you but I can't see my dad saying any of that stuff (except maybe the party, my parents are easy on those).
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2005, 08:23:19 pm »
My dad once said, "'No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall."
And to the mall I went.
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2005, 08:37:46 pm »
What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?


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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2005, 09:23:49 am »
thats just like the total oppisite of what my stepdad would say! lol...
if my stepdad ever saw me on a webcam with a guy from school hed think something bad and yell at me, then ground me from the computer....
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