Well... how the heck did I miss this? Already at the 4th page. Anyway... I don't have that much, because quite frankly I shouldn't have that many standards (since I'm such the chick magnet and all), but here they are:
-Nice feet.
-Relatively in shape.
-Won't kill me.
-Has an agreeable personality.
-The biggest: can tolerate me.
Of course, this will mean jack squat, since you know... I'm the antithesis of a ladie's man and all...