It was a sunny day and the Y married D and had X,
Mr.A murderd Mr.B because he followed him everywhere,
C and 6 kidnapped X, and took him bowling.
F, Q, and S blew up the fire station,
T tried to stop them, but but flew away to china instead.
Y noticed X was missing, so her and G set out to find him.
F and Q ditched S,
C ran away from 6,
and 6 tied up X and left him on some train tracks.
S tripped over X and landed in a giant rubber hot dog.
E was playing hopscotch on the railroad tracks, found X, and set him F.R.E.E.
M and N got drunk and got eaten by Santa Clause.
U had a ear infection, and blew up.
C got hypnotized by a giant rubber hot dog.
6 got ran over by the car G and Y was riding in.
E ate cheese.
Y gave up on finding X, ditched her husband, D, and married G.
Y got pregnent again and had three E's.
F and Q set D's house on fire.
F escaped, but got eaten by a shark.
F and Q Stole C's toast while he wasn't looking.
C get's un-hypnotized (because of the toast) and get's in a fight to get it back.
F and Q blows up everyone (even themselves).
The only one's who survived were C, H, E, E, S, and E.
C, H, E, E, S, and E all lived for 10 years until Santa Clause ate them up.
Santa and The Tooth Fairy got into a big fight.
Santa tries to gain our respect by giving us gifts made by hius robot elves to gain our respect, then turn us into an army to destroy The Tooth Fairy!
The Tooth Fairy collects teeth to build it into a super, giant, weapon of destruction to destroy Santa!
And that, boy's and girl's, is why Santa gives us presents, and why The Tooth Fairy collects teeth.