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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2005, 02:12:27 am »
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http://www.dumblaws.com/
Just go there, there's a buttload of useless laws there.
Ex: Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
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Heh, thanks!

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.

Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.

The value of Pi is 3.

One may not sniff glue.

It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.

It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.

Liquor stores may not sell milk.

Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.

Bathhouses are against the law.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

Heh, they are funny!
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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2005, 06:28:23 am »
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Not if anyone doesn't RAT ME OUT!!!
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Oops, too late for that one.  Come now, you know how much a good citizen I am.  I had too.

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In New York, you can be fined 25 bucks for flirting. Yet, women are allowed to be topless on the streets.

I saw a couple of women making use of that privilege one time during a march. Hehe.
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« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2005, 06:34:06 am »
In Lexington (the city I live in) it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.


Darn, I was planning to carry one around today with it being 31 degrees outside.

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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2005, 08:42:56 am »
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Will some one PLEASE tell me what COPPA is? I honestly have no clue.
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Children's Online Privacy Protection Act.

The United States Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) (15 U.S.C. ยง 6501), effective April 21, 2000, applies to the online collection of personal information by persons or entities under U.S. jurisdiction from children under 13. It spells out what a Web site operator must include in a privacy policy, when and how to seek verifiable consent from a parent and what responsibilities an operator has to protect children's privacy and safety online.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COPPA
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Thanks Kevin. I think that the fact that you can't sell peanuts in Lee county after sundown on Wendsday is one of the DUMBEST laws ever.

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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2005, 03:41:42 pm »
"Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass."

What the..?

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« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2005, 03:59:25 pm »
In Jersey we can't pump our own fricken gas  :dry: . And the kids have to stay in booster seats until age 8 (I got out at 5 though, cause they only passed that law a couple of years ago)

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« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2005, 09:52:18 pm »
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.


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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2005, 12:19:27 pm »
Why is this in the debate den? It's not anything to debate over...
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2005, 09:37:16 pm »
It orginally was a debate like thing but the dumb laws site changed that.

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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2005, 11:42:43 pm »
Can a superior mod move this to Everything Else then?
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« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2005, 10:56:21 am »
it is illleagel in My town to Sell LImburger chesse on sunday.

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« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2005, 01:17:05 pm »
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http://www.dumblaws.com/
Just go there, there's a buttload of useless laws there.
Ex: Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
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Heh, thanks!

One may not sniff glue.

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That's because you can get high off it.. that's not useless.

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« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2005, 06:17:25 pm »
Wait until you hear this the senator is planing to make 6 days of SCHOOL Monday-Saturday!!!!!Im so mad

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« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2005, 03:34:21 am »
it is illleagel in My town to Sell LImburger chesse on sunday. - Spongey4

Why the [spoiler]hell[/spoiler] would the do that?
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Oh yeah. Car bans. Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A. That's it. w00t!
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