http://www.dumblaws.com/
Just go there, there's a buttload of useless laws there.
Ex: Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
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Heh, thanks!
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
The value of Pi is 3.
One may not sniff glue.
It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
Bathhouses are against the law.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Heh, they are funny!