I've had lady friends in real life, but they always end up wanting something called money. I'm a poor college student. Maybe I'll have 10$ in my pocket the entire month (besides my college mealcard).
If they even think about asking me for a 400$ bracelet for our 3-month anniversary, I dump them. By then they should get a clue that i'm broke (had to do this to 2 of em).
I bought a nice necklace (like 400$) for my girlfriend when we were on our 1year anniversary. 3 weeks later she dumped me.
I hate wasting money on stuff besides Pineapple Soda.