I think this one's really funny.
SQUIDWARD:I spent all day with you, doing all sorts of RIDICULOUS things, because YOU were SUPPOSED to EXPLODE!
SB (in small voice):you want me to explode?
SQUIDWARD:YES!That's what i 've been waiting for, all day long!
SB:OK, ill try.....
HRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!
now it's your turn.
SQUIDWARD:THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLEHEAD!
SB:ooh, good one,
SQUIDWARD:NO, NO.YOU are SUPPOSED to EXPLODE IN TO A MILLION PIECES!
SB:why would i do THAT?
SQUIDWARD:Because the PIE you ate was A BOMB!
SB:A pie?
What pie?
SQUIDWARD:The pie that i bought from the pirates for 25 bucks, THAT PIE!!!
SB:Deeoh! you mean THIS pie, i was saving it for us to share!Let's eat.Deeoops!
Kapow!
SQUIDWARD:Ow.
Noise made by of Kapow! made by Tom Kenny and Rodger Bumpass doing voiceovers.