SPONGEBOB: I have soiled the good Krusty Krab name...soiled it...soiled it...soiled it...soiled it...
PATRICK: How could it be dangerous? It's covered with free cheese!
MR. KRABBS: Money's sweeter than honey, money money this, money money that, profit will make me wallet fat!
SPONGEBOB: AAAHHH MY HAND IS CRAMPING MRS. PUFF MAKE IT STOP!
SPONGEBOB: Boaty you're cold! Take my socks!
SPONGEBOB: Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
SPONGEBOB: LONG...Tan...Handsome!
THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER: AAHHH GET YOUR FEET OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS!!
SPONGEBOB: I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in your corneas
SPONGEBOB: I'm not mature??!!
PLANKTON: Yes yes that's grand