Within a half hour of me posting this, United SpongeBob will be down for maintainance (a server move) for approximately an hour. Don't worry, after that hour is over, the site will be up and back to normal.
Edit: The server is up and happy. Enjoy.
Edit by partiallynothing: Remember the terrors of the previous move? This move involved an equally offensive drive through Boston with winbindd proving to be an ineffective navigator and myself the worst city driver. With the move complete and the lives of the administrators intact, all the USB visitors can relax and rest assured that the server will stay at the new facility for some time to come without another move. We can hope, can't we?