*UPDATE*
Turns out it was just an April Fool's Prank and SBM will still be up a long, long, long...* time.
Because of this, I will still come back here for small visits but not as often as before.
* Long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.