the reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselvez iz that they don't speak the same language. for instance, take the simple phrase "secure the building".
The Army will post guardz around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lightz and lock the doorz.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarterz.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
