My episode is called "St. Patrick's Day."
It is March 17th (St. Patrick's Day) and Patrick thinks that it makes him "special." (although he already is, if you know what I mean) Pat then declares himself as ruler of the seven seas when along came a bear... No ordinary bear...
SMOKEY BEAR!
Patrick: Oh look, it's Jokey Bear!
Smokey: IT'S JOKEY! Er... I MEAN SMOKEY! IT'S SMOKEY BEAR!
Then Ronald McDonald then came along and started spinning like crazy. Whenever he stopped, he turned into a rapper.
Smokey Bear: Ronald... Is this what you were planning all along?
Ronald McDonald: I NO LONGER GO BY THAT NAME. NOW AND FOREVER, I AM... RONNY McDONNY! Yo, pass the ketchup dawg. Oh yeah and by the way I'm bulletproof.
Squidward: Me no liketh joo anemorze I kill joo now!
SpongeBob: Yo homes, to Bel-Air!
So off our heroes went, to Bel-Air!
Realistic Fish Head: Will Smokey Bear and Patrick join forces to stop the Clown Rapper? Will Squidward learn good English? WILL SPONGEBOB STOP ACTING LIKE WILL SMITH? WILL THE TRIX RABBIT EVER GET A BOWL OF CEREAL? WILL SUNNY EVER BE COOKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS? WILL THEY EVER CATCH ME LUCKY CHARMS? GAH! EVERTYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!! *hangs himself*
In Bel-Air...
Patrick: TODAY I RULE THE OCEAN!
SpongeBob: That's dope, brotha.
Mr. Krabs: DOPE? WHERE?!?!?!?!?!
SpongeBob: Krabs, yall better show some love, man.
Squidward: Sowerze medun clarnwemt?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob go away you're scaring Mr. Squidward.
SpongeBob: Ok. Yo homes, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I wa-
Squidward: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!?!?!
SpongeBob: Fine, I'll just go catch up with my homey Jazz.
Plankton: Hehe... They haven't noticed I stowed away with them yet, for I will steal Ronald McDonald's Whopper Secret Formula!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah we have. GET AWAY, YOU LITTLE MICROSCOPIC MORON! And besides, that's Burger King.
Plankton: Fine, I'll just take the Roast Beef sandwhich formula!!
Mr. Krabs: That's Arby's, dude.
SpongeBob: Whoa! That Plankton dude is the same size as Carlton!
Meanwhile...
Government: Mr. Hillenburg, may I have a word with you?
Steve: Sure.
Government: You must know something. You have been sued by 50 Cent, McDonalds Corp, Smokey Bear, Jokey Bear,(*in distance* IT'S SMOOOOOKEEEEEY!) and the Trix Rabbit.
Steve:*notices all those people standing angrily beside him* I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! THAT WAS A FANFIC!
Government: Listen, Mr. Hillyborg. This is how our government works: WE ARE UNFAIR. That policy is responsible for George Bush being President, rich people getting tax cuts, and you getting sued for somebody else's fanfic.
Steve: Why didn't Will Smith sue me?
Government: Because he died and his soul was absorbed by SpongeBob.
Steve: Oh that explains a lot.
Government: LET'S BUCKEM!
Steve: I WILL NOT BE IMPRISONED!
Stephen Hillenburg then used his mad ninja skills to escape the building.
DA END......?