There's a guy named Trey,
He's kinda gay,
He can't find his way
To the bay,
His birthday's in May,
He eats hay
All day,
And he likes horses that say 'neigh'.
He wears a hat,
He has a cat,
Who's really fat,
Laying on a mat,
Chasing a rat,
With a baseball bat.
He likes to box
With a fox,
With rocks
In his socks,
He never lost,
Even in frost,
'Cause there's no cost.
He loves money,
He bought a bunny,
Its nose was runny,
But he thought it was funny.
He hopped on a plane,
With a cane,
And it started to rain,
And he was a pain.
The plane started to crash,
And he got a big rash,
But he was out in a flash,
With stolen cash.
He passed gas
Through his *ss,
And broke all the glass,
And polished the brass,
And killed the bass,
And moved the mass
In the class
To the grass.
He fell in a ditch,
And he got a big itch,
Everyone thought he was a witch,
But he was really a b*tch.
He was driving his red truck,
And he hit a hockey puck,
The puck hit a duck,
And the duck said, "What the f*ck?!"
His friends Bill
And Phil
Were over the hill,
Taking a pill,
That's why they got ill,
During the fire drill,
On a grill,
Near the window sill,
Writing their will
With skill
And a chill,
Before they were road kill,
By their sister Jill...
Oh sorry that was just some rap thingy my friend and I made up in 5th grade lol
