These are some major, but not all, of them. That you will hear.
*Squidward is an octopus, not a squid.
-SQUIDward is a squid. His name is SQUUUUIIIIDward. They have NEVER once mentioned Squidward as a squid on ANY episode ever. Only proclamations from unofficial sources have ever made this claim. It is now accpetable to believe Squidward is an octopus due to DVD commentary. But I still think it's dumb.
*Mrs. Puff's first name is "Poppy".
-Mrs. Puff's first name is NOT "Poppy." This is blatantly heretical. This blasphamy came about from the misconception that in "Krusty Love", Mr. Krabs said, "Poppy needs a new pair of shoes!". What he really said was "Puffy needs a new pair of shoes!". Puffy, a pet name for her, no doubt.
*SpongeBob is really spelled "Spongebob", or "SpongeBob Squarepants".
-C'mon. It's SpongeBob SquarePants.
*BarnacleBoy's real name is "Kyle".
-Uh, nooo. In MM&BBV, MermaidMan said, "See ya later Kyle." This refers to the fact that MM is senile, old and forgetful, demented, or whatever. That is not really his name. His real name is unknown, but it probably really is BarnacleBoy.
*Pearl was adopted by Mr. Krabs.
-Pearl WAS NOT, I REAPEAT, NOT, ADOPTED BY MR. KRABS!!!
1. This heresy was never mentioned on the show. Not even 1nce.
2. This quote will end the debate. In "Bossy Boots", Mr. Krabs refers to Pearl as, ..."me own flesh and blood!"
NOT adopted. Who her mother was or what happend to her will never be known.
*Pearl is a "hammerhead shark".
Pearl the whale is a whale. Period. End of story.
If you know anyone who believes one are more of these heresies, they are not a true SB fan, for a true SB fan can not be a heretic. Convert them from thir false sect at once!!!
