Topic: The English to 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[VulturEMaN]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html/?

simply amazing

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wow. daniel is such an idiot sometimes.
becomes

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WOW!!1111!11 OMG LOL DANEIL SI SUCH AN IDIOT SOM3TIEMS!111!!! OMG WTF LOL

[SpongeBrain]

lol so c00l

[Band8PGeek]

Translating my signature:

"THEYRE R TIEMS WHAN U MET A SAEN PARSON THEIR R TIEM WHEN U MET AN INSAEN P3RSON!1!11111 BUT TH3N TH3RES DA TIEM U MET BAND GEK!!11! WTF AND WH3N UR DEALNG WIT A BIG-TIEM SQUIDWARD FAN WHOS JUST WATCH3D AND RAWATCHED ONA OF DA TWO GRAAETST SPONGEBOB EPISODES IN HIS2RY U DONT ARGUA U DONT ASK Y U JUST WATE FOR TEH INSANITY 2 S2P!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL"

As they said, OMG WTF LOL.

[Roger]

lmao too much traffic. >.>

i was going to translate my signature

[Band8PGeek]

lmao too much traffic. >.>

i was going to translate my signature

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[David]

OLD NEWS NOOBS LOL

[Shinya]

I WIL NOW AXHIBIT MAH SHER INTALECT THROUGH THES V3RY WEL THOUGHT OUT SENTENC3!!!!1! WTF

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[SJP2.0]

Total genius

HELO MAH NME SI JOEY JONES!!!11 OMG WTF IM LUV EMO IT SI SO MAZNG!1!11! OMG WTF LOL I 3NJOY CUTNG YMSELF WHIEL ABSORBNG DA SONIC D3PR3SION AND BAUTIFUL POETRY OF FAL OUT BOY AND MAH CHAMICAL ROMANCE B/C MAH LIEF SI SO HORIBL3!1111!! OMG WTF LOL

[Patback399]

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT SI TEH QUASTION
WHETH3R TIS NOBL3R IN DA MIND 2 SUF3R
THE SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOS FORTUNE
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG AND TH3M!!11!! OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 END
TH3 HEART-ACH3 AND TEH THOSAND NATURAL SHOX
TAHT FLESH SI HEIR 2 — TIS A CONSUMATION
DEVOUTLEY 2 B WISHD!!11!1! 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PERCHANCE 2 DREM!!1!11 WTF AY THER3S TEH RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DREMS MAY COM3
WHEN WA HAEV SHUFLAD OF THES MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUES!11!!! OMG THARAS TEH RESP3CT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF

[SJP2.0]

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH UPON THES CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL M3N R CREAETD 3QUAL

NOW WE R ENGAEGD IN A GR3AT CIVIL WAR T3STNG WH3THER TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONC3IEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG ENDURE!!!!11!1 OMG LOL WA R MAT ON A GR3AT BATL3 FEILD OF TAHT WAR!!1!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WE HAEV COM3 2 D3DICAET A PORTION OF IT AS A FINAL RASTNG PLAEC FOR THOSE WHO DEID HERA TAHT DA NATION MIGHT LIEV!!1!! LOL THES WA MAY IN AL PROPREITY DO!1!11!!! WTF BUT IN A LARGER SANSA WA CAN NOT DEDICAET - WE CAN NOT CONS3CRAET - WA CAN NOT HALOW THES GROUND - DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DEAD WHO STRUGLAD HERE HAEV HALOWED IT FAR ABOVE OUR POR POWAR 2 AD OR D3TRACT!!!!!111! OMG DA WORLD WIL LITLE NOTE NOR LONG REM3MBR WUT W3 SAY HER3 WHIEL IT CAN N3VAR FORG3T WT DID H3RA

IT!1!1!1 LOL SI RATHER FOR US DA LIVNG WE H3R3 B DADICAETD 2 TEH GR3AT TASK REMANENG BFOR3 US - TAHT FROM TH3S3 HONOR3D DAAD W3 TAEK INCREAESD DEVOTION 2 TAHT CAUES FOR WHICH THEY HARE GAEV DA LAST FUL M3ASURE OF D3VOTION - TAHT W3 H3RE HIGHLEY R3SOLVE THESA DEAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT TEH NATION SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOV3RNMENT OF DA PAOPLE BY TEH P3OPLE FOR TEH P3OPLE SHAL NOT PERISH FROM TEH 3ARTH!11!!1!

[David]

I BAK3D MAH CAR IN2 A COP CAR DA OTH3R DAY
W3L HE JUST DROV3 OF SOMETIEMS LIEFS OK
I RAN MAH MOUTH OF A BIT 2 MUCH O WUT DID I SAY
W3L U JUST LAUGHED IT OF IT WAS AL OK
AND WEL AL FLOAT ON OK
AND W3L AL FLOAT ON OK
AND WEL AL FLOAT ON OK
AND WEL AL FLOAT ON ANY WAY WEL
WEL A FAEK JMACEAN 2K AVARY LAST DIEM WIT TAHT SCM
IT WAS WORTH IT JUST 2 L3ARN FROM SLEIGHT-OF-HAND
BAD NEWS COMAS DONT U WORY EVAN WH3N IT LANDS
GOD NAWS WIL WORK ITS WAY 2 AL THAM PLANS
WE BOTH GOT FIERD ON DA AXACTLEY TEH SME DAY
W3L WEL FLOAT ON GOD NEWS SI ON DA WAY
AND WAL AL FLOAT ON OK
AND WEL AL FLOAT ON OK
AND WAL AL FLOAT ON OK
AND WEL AL FLOAT ON ALRIGHT
ALREADY W3L AL FLOAT ON
NOW DONT U WORY W3L AL FLOAT ON
ALRIGHT ALREADY WEL AL FLOAT ON
ALRIGHT DONT WORY WAL AL FLOAT ON
AND WAL AL FLOAT ON ALRIGHT
ALRAADY W3L AL FLOAT ON
ALIRIGHT DONT WORY EVEN IF THNGS 3ND UP A BIT 2 HEAVY
W3L AL FLOAT ON ALRIGHT
ALR3ADY WAL AL FLOAT ON
ALRIGHT ALR3ADY WEL AL FLOAT ON
OK DONT WORY WEL AL FLOAT ON
3VEN IF THNGS GET HAAVY WEL AL FLOAT ON
ALRIGHT ALREADY W3L AL FLOAT ON
DONT U WORY WEL AL FLOAT ON
AL FLOAT ON

[~NeonFire372~]

Leik totally roflcopt3r.