In a world ravaged by evil…
Where goodness is possessed only in afro…
Will the torment never end…?
Picture the scene. Earth, 2010. Far too long ago, the world was a beacon of peace and harmony, everybody appreciating everybody.
Alas, not so now. Technology has taken over; nobody does anything for themselves. Everybody is either dangerously obese or dangerously anorexic. The girls are merely paper dolls whose obsession is to wear the coolest clothes, and the boys are sweating jocks who call the kettle black by commenting obscenely on body odour.
Intelligence is non-existent. Quite frankly, we are all… stupid.
But fear not, planet Earth. For from amongst the darkness, a new hero is set to rise. A hero from the comic book days of long ago, from when people read books instead of watching TV. A hero who may be set to change the course of our world’s development forever.
And that hero’s name is…
…
I forget.