Topic: The Ctrl + V Game

[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Nu-Flare Rebel 90 6-Watt 210 Lumen Flashlight[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty1/nf210-1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty1/nf210.htm

[b]?SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE DOUCHENOOZLE) PUT A BUNCH OF PLASTIC MARGARINE TUBS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DISHWASHER AND ROYALLY SCREWED UP A $2,458.77 MACHINE  ERROR IN 12287
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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New evaluation: Nu-Flare Rebel 90 6-Watt 210 Lumen Flashlight



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty1/nf210.htm

?SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE DOUCHENOOZLE) PUT A BUNCH OF PLASTIC MARGARINE TUBS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DISHWASHER AND ROYALLY SCREWED UP A $2,458.77 MACHINE  ERROR IN 12287
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New informational web page: Star Trek: TNG Type 1 Phaser Mouse[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/pmouse1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/phamouse.htm

[b]?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A TRUE DOUCHENOOZLE) PUT A BUNCH OF PLASTIC MARGARINE TUBS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DISHWASHER AND VIRTUALLY DESTROYED A $24,587.70 MACHINE  ERROR IN 40959
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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New informational web page: Star Trek: TNG Type 1 Phaser Mouse



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/phamouse.htm

?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A TRUE DOUCHENOOZLE) PUT A BUNCH OF PLASTIC MARGARINE TUBS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DISHWASHER AND VIRTUALLY DESTROYED A $24,587.70 MACHINE  ERROR IN 40959
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty1/uvclamp.htm]UVC + Incandescent Lamp[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/uvc12.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty1/uvclamp1.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME DARWIN AWARDS CANDIDATE (A REAL BUNGSNOIPE) PUT TOO MANY TENNIS SHOES IN THE DRYER AND ROYALLY SCREWED UP THE DRUM  ERROR IN 8191
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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UVC + Incandescent Lamp





?SOME DARWIN AWARDS CANDIDATE (A REAL BUNGSNOIPE) PUT TOO MANY TENNIS SHOES IN THE DRYER AND ROYALLY SCREWED UP THE DRUM  ERROR IN 8191
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New informational web page: Piloto R/C Stunt Plane[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/piloto1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/piloto.htm

[b]?[url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/needles.wav]HE SHOOTS UP DRUGS WITH DIRTY NEEDLES[/url]*  ERROR IN 49151
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

* Yes, I actually heard this phrase on a [url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/seventh/c64.htm]Commodore 64[/url] computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesizer in the late-1980s. [img]http://safeco2.home.att.net/roll2.gif[/img]
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New informational web page: Piloto R/C Stunt Plane



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/piloto.htm

?HE SHOOTS UP DRUGS WITH DIRTY NEEDLES*  ERROR IN 49151
READY.


* Yes, I actually heard this phrase on a Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesizer in the late-1980s.

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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Laser Pointer, Pen, and LED Light[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/llp3-1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/llp3.htm

[b]?SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE MORON) LISTENED TO "SHOWROOM DUMMIES" BY KRAFTWERK, THEN WENT TO A STOREFRONT WITH A GUN AND STARTED HOSING DOWN THE MANNEQUINS  ERROR IN 53247
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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New evaluation: Laser Pointer, Pen, and LED Light



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/llp3.htm

?SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE MORON) LISTENED TO "SHOWROOM DUMMIES" BY KRAFTWERK, THEN WENT TO A STOREFRONT WITH A GUN AND STARTED HOSING DOWN THE MANNEQUINS  ERROR IN 53247
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: 7-Color Light Pen[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/7color1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/7color.htm

[b]?SOME STUPID DUMB DILLHOLE (A TRUE BUNGSNOIPE) LISTENED TO "TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS" BY KRAFTWERK, THEN ATTEMPTED TO STOP THE TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS TRAIN BY PUTTING A PENNY ON THE TRACKS  ERROR IN 59904
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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New evaluation: 7-Color Light Pen



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/7color.htm

?SOME STUPID DUMB DILLHOLE (A TRUE BUNGSNOIPE) LISTENED TO "TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS" BY KRAFTWERK, THEN ATTEMPTED TO STOP THE TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS TRAIN BY PUTTING A PENNY ON THE TRACKS  ERROR IN 59904
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/foxleds.htm]The Fox Group LEDs[/url]; 460nm 3mm Diffused Blue LED[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/foxbl3mm.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/fox3mm2.gif[/img]
Newer spectrometer software & settings used.
Spectrometer's response in the NUV band widened to 370nm.

[b]?SYNTAX  ERROR OF THE WHEELBARROW IN 12287
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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The Fox Group LEDs; 460nm 3mm Diffused Blue LED




Newer spectrometer software & settings used.
Spectrometer's response in the NUV band widened to 370nm.

?SYNTAX  ERROR OF THE WHEELBARROW IN 12287
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/seventh/mc.htm]LED Messaging Clock[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/seventh/mc3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/mc02.gif[/img]
Scroller ("wig-wag") wand.

[b]?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A REAL BUNGHOLE) LOADED A BUNCH OF SYNTHETIC RUBBER EAR SYRINGES IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DISHWASHER, MELTED THE CRAP OUT OF THEM, AND DESTROYED A $15,300.00 MACHINE  ERROR IN 32767
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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LED Messaging Clock




Scroller ("wig-wag") wand.

?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A REAL BUNGHOLE) LOADED A BUNCH OF SYNTHETIC RUBBER EAR SYRINGES IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DISHWASHER, MELTED THE CRAP OUT OF THEM, AND DESTROYED A $15,300.00 MACHINE  ERROR IN 32767
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Secret Pen[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/secp1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/secretpn.htm
This product rather promptly failed during testing, so that dreadful "[img]http://ledmuseum.home.att.net/x4.gif[/img]" icon will be appended to its listings on my website.

[b]?SYNTAX  ERROR IN 44444
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty1/sys44444.gif[/img]
And this is the screen you get when you type in the program "44444 SYS 44444" and then run it. (this is like inputting the command "[b]JMP $#AD9C[/b]" in an assembly language monitor) :)
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New evaluation: Secret Pen



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/secretpn.htm
This product rather promptly failed during testing, so that dreadful "" icon will be appended to its listings on my website.

?SYNTAX  ERROR IN 44444
READY.



And this is the screen you get when you type in the program "44444 SYS 44444" and then run it. (this is like inputting the command "JMP $#AD9C" in an assembly language monitor)

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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/foxleds.htm]The Fox Group LEDs[/url]
# FG360-R5-WC0125 5mm 360nm UVA LED[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/sixth/fox360.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/fg360r5.gif[/img]
Spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 340nm and 400nm.

[b]?IT'S LATE AND SOMEONE BUSTED THE COFFEEPOT  ERROR IN 12287
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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The Fox Group LEDs # FG360-R5-WC0125 5mm 360nm UVA LED




Spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 340nm and 400nm.

?IT'S LATE AND SOMEONE BUSTED THE COFFEEPOT  ERROR IN 12287
READY.


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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]Fluorescence of a Uranated* Glass Marble when irradiated with the UVA LED in a [url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/seventee/qp.htm]QuiqLite Pro I.D. Check[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eighteen/uranated.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/qp9.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME DARWIN AWARDS CANDIDATE (A REAL DOUCHENOOZLE) SUCKED UP RUBBER EAR SYRINGES AND ROYALLY SCREWED UP THE VACUUM CLEANER  ERROR IN 8191
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[b]*[/b][i]"Uranated" - infused with an oxide of uranium, [b]*NOT*[/b] piddled on. [img]http://safeco2.home.att.net/wink.gif[/img]
Commonly referred to as "Vaseline glass" because it has
a distinct pale yellow-green color when not being irradiated.[/i]

Note spelling: "ur[b]A[/b]nated", not  "ur[b]E[/b]nated","ur[b]I[/b]nated", "ur[b]O[/b]nated", "ur[b]U[/b]nated", or sometimes "ur[b]Y[/b]nated".


I had this as my "Picture of the Day" yesterday:

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/sixteen/pat_toil.jpg[/img]

From the end of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Suds":
Patrick Star said to the doctor that he had the "suds", and this was part of the "treatment" he received for it. :)
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Fluorescence of a Uranated* Glass Marble when irradiated with the UVA LED in a QuiqLite Pro I.D. Check





?SOME DARWIN AWARDS CANDIDATE (A REAL DOUCHENOOZLE) SUCKED UP RUBBER EAR SYRINGES AND ROYALLY SCREWED UP THE VACUUM CLEANER  ERROR IN 8191
READY.


*"Uranated" - infused with an oxide of uranium, *NOT* piddled on.
Commonly referred to as "Vaseline glass" because it has
a distinct pale yellow-green color when not being irradiated.

Note spelling: "urAnated", not  "urEnated","urInated", "urOnated", "urUnated", or sometimes "urYnated".


I had this as my "Picture of the Day" yesterday:



From the end of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Suds":
Patrick Star said to the doctor that he had the "suds", and this was part of the "treatment" he received for it.

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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]1960s orange LED in metal body[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/1960orn2.gif[/img]
Newer spectrometer setting used.

[b]?DRESSING UP AS A LARGE URINATOR (LIKE LENNY ON "THE SIMPSONS") AND THROWING A GIANT URINATOR MINT AT A CLOWN  ERROR IN 2047
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]
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1960s orange LED in metal body


Newer spectrometer setting used.

?DRESSING UP AS A LARGE URINATOR (LIKE LENNY ON "THE SIMPSONS") AND THROWING A GIANT URINATOR MINT AT A CLOWN  ERROR IN 2047
READY.


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[telephony]

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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twelfth/ats.htm]American Technical Services LED Modules[/url] Pink LED Module[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twelfth/atspink3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/atspink3.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE LISTENED TO A FRAGMENT OF "WE WENT TO THE DESERT ON OUR HORSES ONE DAY" AND GOT A MAJOR LEAGUE EARWORM  ERROR IN 49152
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/horses2.gif[/img]
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American Technical Services LED Modules Pink LED Module





?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE LISTENED TO A FRAGMENT OF "WE WENT TO THE DESERT ON OUR HORSES ONE DAY" AND GOT A MAJOR LEAGUE EARWORM  ERROR IN 49152
READY.




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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/foxleds.htm]The Fox Group LEDs[/url] 350nm LED, # FG350-R5--WC015[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/sixth/fox350.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/fg350-r5.gif[/img]
Spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 340nm and 400nm.

[b]?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A TRUE BUNGSNOIPE) LISTENED TO A FRAGMENT OF THE SONG "AFTERNOON DELIGHT" AND GOT A MAJOR LEAGUE EARWORM  ERROR IN 40959
READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/ad2.gif[/img]
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The Fox Group LEDs 350nm LED, # FG350-R5--WC015




Spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 340nm and 400nm.

?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A TRUE BUNGSNOIPE) LISTENED TO A FRAGMENT OF THE SONG "AFTERNOON DELIGHT" AND GOT A MAJOR LEAGUE EARWORM  ERROR IN 40959
READY.




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