Patrick quotes
"does this look dangerous"
"i sense no dnager here"
"Are you Squidward now?"
"Okay, bye Sponge--who was I talkin' too?"
(sees Sandy in her bathing suit): "Sandy's a girl?"
"East? I thought you said weast!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Oh is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"
"I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!"
(after saying who needs domb ol' texas in front of sandy)"should i start running now."
squiward quotes
"Oh Puh-lease... I have no soul."
(Imitating Patrick) "SpongeBob, if I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar"
"why do today, today! If you can put it off until tomorrow"
(imitating spongebob)"Hey Patrick, I heard there's a job for you down at the pet shop, as a pile of newspaper" this one is mean but funny.
Karen
1% evil, 99% hot gas
Mr.Krabs
Money, Money, Money!
"a five letter word for happienes...money"
plankton
"shup up you mediocure clairnet player" don't know if i spelled mediocure
spongebob
"beep-beep-beepbeepbeep...Respond: Why don't you ask me later!"
"Krabs is a *bleep*"
"EDUCATIONAL TELEVISON OH NOT AHHHHHHH!!!"