So today, I had to go home sick, and like 3 hours later, I get a call from my boss. I as all 'oh great, I lost my job.' But!
"Hello, Carl?"
"Yeah?"(I was wheezing, and my voice was all raspy)
"Man! You do sound like heck!"
"I know"
"So dude! You gonna be in tomorrow? The phone room is dead today without you!"
"Yeah, I will be, NyQuil RULES!"
(laughs) "so, yeah, Im giving you the room. Everyone else sucks!"
"Really?!"
"Yeah! Come in tomorrow, and when I get in I'll give you the codes to the alarm, and the keys."
"SUHWEEET!"( I sorta squeaked it out...darned cold!)
So yeah, I am not just a telemarketer anymore! I am a supervisor!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And yes, I get a major raise!