weird_4:going to BBIFM.WTF!?IT'S GONE!
patrick12q:ur tellin' me.who the heck did this?
mysterious person:it was me!
patrick12q:who?
steve:it's me!steve!from blues clues!
patrick12q:well, i'm feeling the blues.
steve:aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!bad jokes!this IM log STINKS!
patrick12q:then what are you doing here?
sheldon j. plankton:hi guys, i-HOLY COW!
patrick12q:i know!BBIFM is gone!
sheldon j. plankton:no!not that!steve!from blues clues!
sizzelin' sean:steve?i want his autograph!
sheldon j. plankton:i saw him first!
weird_4:weird, and i thought i was weird.
patrick12q:hey!it's steve!
weird_4:all you guys are scaring me.
steve:ruun away!
invader zim:die!die!die!
weird_4:THE WORLD'S GOING CRAZY!!!!(later shows everyone eating pizza)
zim:boy, i never knew earth food tasted so...earthy.
patrick12q:i got new shoes!
sizzilin' sean:who cares.
patrick12q:i got one thingy to say...
everyone:what?
patrick12q(unzips skin to reveal ashton kuetcher):you've just been punk'd!