Mother asked me about five minutes ago to make a Christmas photo for relatives. Here's what I have to say to my crappy relatives:
You'll notice:
-I am wearing my Santa hat. You can't see much of it.
-Kitty is trying to bite my hand.
-The stupid blob under my chin is visible (no, it isn't a double chin).
-I look completely wasted.
-The area behind the computer is a mess.
-My shirt is not tucked in.
-My hair is not combed.
The picture completely sucks.
Perfect.
While we're at it, you guys got any Christmas pics to share?
