SPONGETOPIAN TIMES!
WORKERS NEEDED!!!!!!GREAT PAY!!!!!!!
A New City Is Being Developed On the Edge Of The Island And Is To Be Called DolphinCoastal City. Workers Are Needed. Pay starts at 15 Golden Plattinums WhichOne Is Equal To 100 Dollars, a week, But You Must Be Quailified(Be A Citezen For 2 Weeks)
or You may Take An Earlier Stage Job, To Develope A War Plan if ever Needed For 15 Spongetopian Dublooms. One SpongeTopian Dubloom Equals 5 Dollars. You Are Payed By Day.
Also, An Opening For Educators.
You Get 5 SpongeTopian Dublooms A Day.
Also, there is one more opening for Officer. You Are Payed By Hour, 1 10Halves, wich is equal to ten cents, but even ten cents is worth quite a bit of money, and you are payed by hour. It is probubly best for a good enough profit.
ELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
The first two to join Spongetopia will automticly be nominated to be the Vice-President of Spongetopia. The Vice-President may only declare war with my permisson. The Vice-President also gets unlimited money. Then the other citezens(At least 3 more people) will vote for the winnner.
__
Thats's todays newspaper.