Topic: Favourite Iz Quotes

[Thomas]

Zim: You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

The Cone: We have a problem, sir! There's good news... and bad.

Lard Nar: A problem!?! How!?! They're sitting ducks! Aside from all the insane flying around.

*the ship shakes and everyone falls over*

Lard Nar: Was that part of the bad news?

The Cone: Yeah... Our power core has been teleported out of the ship!

Lard Nar: And the good news!?!

The Cone: Well, it's been replaced by a new horrible one!

Tak: The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All the see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest.

Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?

GIR: Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is stupid! For the sake of the mission, you must be terminated!

I have LOADS more favourite quoates, but what are yours?
Submit some of them here, like I said, those above are only a few of my favourites.

[GIR]

I thought you ment Iz the member :tongue:
gir-your head smells like a puppy

[Sb129]

Gir:I'm dancing like a monkey!*Zim turns head to show Gir Pustolio then he turns his head*monkey!
Professer Membrane:It's a good thing I exsist!*blasts door*

Gir:I was a chubby lady hiding in da bushes then a giant squirrel showed up
MM Host:Don't You mean Dib showed up?
Gir:No the squirrel came first then Dib showed up.Then the squirrel ate Dib's crazy head*Squrriel actor chews on Dib actor's head*The the squirrel flew back to his home planet to defeat all da bad guys.*Squirrel actor lifts off the ground then falls on 2 monster actors*
MM Host: What does that have to do with anything?!!!
Gir:Me & the squirrel are friends! :tongue:

Zim:WHO?Who threw this ....porkcow at my normal boy head?!!!!
Poonchy,Drinker of Hate:THAT'S A STINKIN' MUFFIN!!

[Sponge Pat]

Dib: Don't you think this is pretty big for a hot dog stand?
Hot dog guy: Ahh..umm..Ahh..Umm...AHHHH..UMMM... Your right....
Dib: Doesn't that seem odd to you?
Hot dog guy: Umm...Ahh...Amm..Umm... Sorta... There is that secret entrance in the back were alien ships come in.

[Patricksquare Pants]

Gir: Doom, Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,
Doom,Doom ,Doom,Doom,Doom......

[ssj4gogita4]

Gir: Doom, Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,Doom,
Doom,Doom ,Doom,Doom,Doom......

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Exactly what I was thinking

[Thomas]

MISS BITTERS:The lesson here is that dreams inevitably lead to hideous implosions.

Prof. Membrane: Further unpredictable effects would arise, as a result of mankind's foolish altering of the time line!

*The monitor shows a giant fish in a bear suit lumbering through a city with the words 'present- Tokyo' in the corner.*

Prof. Membrane: Like this giant fish in a bear suit! He would be horrible! Look at him go!

*The giant fish in a bear suit walks up to a skool bus.*

Prof. Membrane: The consequences would be disastrous!

*It lifts the bus above its head. A child falls out of the bus and screams as he plummets into the fish's mouth.*

GIR (voice over): I was the chubby lady hiding in the bushes!

*A camera zooms in on a woman hiding behind a cardboard bush. Her face is blurred out.*

Anchor (voice over): Uh huh... And what about Dib?

GIR (voice over): I'm on TV!

[Rabble]

 Dib: Mrs . Bitters Wasn't Valitimes Day About Passing out loves and Cards. When did the Whole Meat thing Start?

Mrs Bitters:.... You don't wanna Know.

 
Zim: Opens Door*
Gir: Your On Fire!
Zim: I am?.... Oh well.

 
Lard Nar: We Need A name...
The Cone: I Know! Lets be the Pirate Monkeys... Yeah Cause that names Awsome.
Guy: Uh i know a Good Name
Shows Up on Tallest Screen*
Lard Nar: We ARE the Resity.
Tallest Red ( I think): The Reisty? TRHat Names Stupid.... Were GOnna blow you Up!
*Tunrs On Light*
Lard Nar: WHY DO I KEEP LISTENING TO YOU!



Zim: I tracked you Dib!
Dib: Huh where? *Turns Around*
Gir: Your Head Smells Like a puppy!



Dib: I Don't Know Why Dad... Hey.. I'm talking outloud in a  werid Manner... Oh well...
*Leaves*
Dib: I AM DIB! (Crazy Screens Pop up)




Zim: Computer!
Computer: ...What....

[Thomas]

I AM ZIM!!

That's a classic.

[Sb129]

Oh yeah!