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Funny Kerry quotes
« on: March 29, 2005, 07:37:47 pm »
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John F. Kerry speaks:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
-  John F. Kerry   

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry   

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John F. Kerry   

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-  John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry   

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- John F. Kerry   

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-  John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and  water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry   

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2005, 07:41:07 pm »
Not all of those are Kerry quotes.

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." is a Bushism.
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2005, 07:44:35 pm »
Why exactly are you posting this?  Shouldn't you have posted say... oh I don't know, 4 months ago, when the election was still up in the air?  And besides, who cares if he's made some stupid comments?  We've all had our share of things we've regretted saying...
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2005, 07:46:06 pm »
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Why exactly are you posting this?  Shouldn't you have posted say... oh I don't know, 4 months ago, when the election was still up in the air?  And besides, who cares if he's made some stupid comments?  We've all had our share of things we've regretted saying...
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Why are you so negative about it?
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Kenny Blankenship

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2005, 07:54:28 pm »
Kerry already lost, so why even pile on the guy now?  It just seems extremely petty.  I know I don't care for politics, but it annoys me whenever something like this is posted....
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2005, 08:06:27 pm »
Wait a minute, i thought those were the stuff Bush said.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2005, 08:28:28 pm »
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Wait a minute, i thought those were the stuff Bush said.
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I thought they were from you  :ohmy:
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2005, 08:30:39 pm »
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Kerry already lost, so why even pile on the guy now?  It just seems extremely petty.  I know I don't care for politics, but it annoys me whenever something like this is posted....
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I'm not "piling" on him.
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2005, 09:56:08 pm »
Take it easy, Kenny...All he did was post some quotes that he found funny and stupid up from Kerry. It's not a big deal.
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2005, 07:23:09 am »
Ehh... I wasn't in the greatest of moods yesterday.  I'm not exactly the biggest fan of politics, and all these kinds of threads really aggravate me.  Sorry, I'm leaving now.
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2005, 07:52:03 am »
Err... the election of was like 4-5 months ago. Why are you posting these now? I have never heard those anyways, the funny Bush quotes he said as president on live air.
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2005, 08:32:56 am »
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Err... the election of was like 4-5 months ago. Why are you posting these now? I have never heard those anyways, the funny Bush quotes he said as president on live air.
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Because I found them yesterday. :glare:
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2005, 08:37:59 am »
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Err... the election of was like 4-5 months ago. Why are you posting these now? I have never heard those anyways, the funny Bush quotes he said as president on live air.
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Because I found them yesterday. :glare:
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Alright, just a little bit late, don't ya think?
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2005, 08:43:50 am »
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Err... the election of was like 4-5 months ago. Why are you posting these now? I have never heard those anyways, the funny Bush quotes he said as president on live air.
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Because I found them yesterday. :glare:
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Alright, just a little bit late, don't ya think?
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The earliest I could, when will people stop complaining to me about it?
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2005, 09:11:33 am »
C'mon, lighten up y'all. He posted these things because they are funny, not to bash Kerry. So what if they are "late"? They are still funny, and I do not say that because I am a Republican. I have found things Bush said to be funny as well. No need to give Nick a hard time.
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2005, 09:44:45 am »
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C'mon, lighten up y'all. He posted these things because they are funny, not to bash Kerry. So what if they are "late"? They are still funny, and I do not say that because I am a Republican. I have found things Bush said to be funny as well. No need to give Nick a hard time.
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They're not Kerry quotes though.
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