Your UNdying love for yourself manifests you and overcomes your fear of dying, so you commit a homocidal savage to save humanity for no apparent reason, and wish to take over the world (which isn't illegal), so you talk to a cop and tell him your evil deeds, he arrests you, you bail out, then you take a hot shower, get out, eat a bowl of fruity pebbles, which then created an undying love for fruity pebbles, which then manifests your fear of loving yourself undyingly, so you keep eating fruity pebbles until you accidentally buy cocoa pebbles. OH NO! You then go on a Fruity Pebble rampage for the Golden Box, and when you finally find it there isn't gold in it, it's just silver. So you go to your local retailer, show him the silver, the cashier says there is nothing that he can do about it so you stick your head into the box and over the next decade you strategically manipulate yourself to only eating one Cocoa Pebble a year (that's all the food you can eat, you're stuck). Finally, the box is gone and you die from starvation.
Hmm, I could've just said "Die From Starvation"...But that sounded too lame.
