My son better concieve soon before I beat him hard.
Anyone else wanna be my kid so you can have grandkids for me?
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I do I guess.
My son better concieve soon before I beat him hard.
Anyone else wanna be my kid so you can have grandkids for me?
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I do I guess.
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You realize that you're already my brother-in-law. That would be weird. Sorry.
My son better concieve soon before I beat him hard.
Anyone else wanna be my kid so you can have grandkids for me?
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I do I guess.
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You realize that you're already my brother-in-law. That would be weird. Sorry.
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OK, what! What has Liz done. By the way, Your sister in law is spongebuddy. Edit: Roger, I think you may need to include me in there. I am Lizzes brother. And sean should be on too, I think.
She iz? where iz she on the chart?
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She's not, because she's not related to me in any way.
Daniel is Liz's bro in real life, but we're not going to take that into consideration for the USB family tree...it makes it VERY confusing.
Also, we're ignoring the fact that Brandon, Hannah, and Liz used to be triplets, until Hannah was demoted to Brandon's third nipple.
She iz? where iz she on the chart?
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I was talking to jack.
She iz? where iz she on the chart?
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I was talking to jack.
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thatz nice...
She iz? where iz she on the chart?
[snapback]228122[/snapback]
She's not, because she's not related to me in any way.
Daniel is Liz's bro in real life, but we're not going to take that into consideration for the USB family tree...it makes it VERY confusing.
Also, we're ignoring the fact that Brandon, Hannah, and Liz used to be triplets, until Hannah was demoted to Brandon's third nipple.
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that makez sense...
She iz? where iz she on the chart?
[snapback]228122[/snapback]
She's not, because she's not related to me in any way.
Daniel is Liz's bro in real life, but we're not going to take that into consideration for the USB family tree...it makes it VERY confusing.
Also, we're ignoring the fact that Brandon, Hannah, and Liz used to be triplets, until Hannah was demoted to Brandon's third nipple.
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It's like a soap opera!
She iz? where iz she on the chart?
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I was talking to jack.
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The "J" is capitalized, punk!
Sara and I have adopted Nicole and Daniel.
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Yay! So are you my dad or am I your uncle? Anyway, I want to adopt anglenes~dreams.
oh snap, itz growin by the minute.
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Please believe it, believe it please.
oh snap, itz growin by the minute.
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Please believe it, believe it please.
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Seein iz believin...
But sumtimez...Believin iz seein...Thatz my philosophical sayin for the day.
Sara and I have adopted Nicole and Daniel.
[snapback]228132[/snapback]
Wrong. We have dibs on Nicole.
Oh God... I feel 16 going on 60. :tongue:
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I love you, Mommy! Bathe me!
You can thank Kevin for making Martha part of the family.
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Stupid Kevin. He ruins everything. I can't believe I'm related to something that retarded.
oh snap, itz growin by the minute.
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Please believe it, believe it please.
[snapback]228158[/snapback]
Seein iz believin...
But sumtimez...Believin iz seein...Thatz my philosophical sayin for the day.
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Shut up.
Hahahah...yup. Jack u got sum catchin up to do homie.
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Yeah, keep shutting up.
Someone needs to start their own family.
Oh I got it! Jojobird and Spongemonkey100! :ohmy:
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Ya! I hope they do. The most noble house of (Insert last name here) is big enough.
Sara and I have adopted Nicole and Daniel.
[snapback]228132[/snapback]
Wrong. We have dibs on Nicole.
Oh God... I feel 16 going on 60. :tongue:
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I love you, Mommy! Bathe me!
You can thank Kevin for making Martha part of the family.
[snapback]228144[/snapback]
Stupid Kevin. He ruins everything. I can't believe I'm related to something that retarded.
oh snap, itz growin by the minute.
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Please believe it, believe it please.
[snapback]228158[/snapback]
Seein iz believin...
But sumtimez...Believin iz seein...Thatz my philosophical sayin for the day.
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Shut up.
Hahahah...yup. Jack u got sum catchin up to do homie.
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Yeah, keep shutting up.
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Ahhhh, ok...no.
Gosh, I want to be part of the family. :rolleyes:
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Since Nicole APPARENTLY is Kevin's, I want you to be my daughter plz.
Hey! You can star a family Oscar! :happy:
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No! I want her to be my daughter!
Hey! You can star a family Oscar! :happy:
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No! I want her to be my daughter!
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Yes great great uncle Jack. :tongue: THis should be pinned.
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
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That can be arranged. :biggrin:
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
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That can be arranged. :biggrin:
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Just make sure I'm alive by then.. :laugh:
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
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That can be arranged. :biggrin:
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Just make sure I'm alive by then.. :laugh:
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OK. This topic is funny.
We really need a family name. Any ideas?
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The Baxleys?
We really need a family name. Any ideas?
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The Baxleys?
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:tongue: No.
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
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That can be arranged. :biggrin:
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Just make sure I'm alive by then.. :laugh:
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We love you, Mommy. You'll always be hot no matter how old you are.
We really need a family name. Any ideas?
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Velawskla. We can be the nihilist family.
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
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That can be arranged. :biggrin:
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Just make sure I'm alive by then.. :laugh:
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We love you, Mommy. You'll always be hot no matter how old you are.
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Thanks for making my freaky old future bright. :tongue:
And to think when Banana has children.. I'll have MORE grandkids.
Yippee frickin' skippee. :rolleyes:
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Actually, Banana refuses to concieve. That's why I need another kid so my legacy can go on. I still love my Li'l Nanner, but he just doesn't want any kids.
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
[snapback]228184[/snapback]
That can be arranged. :biggrin:
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Just make sure I'm alive by then.. :laugh:
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We love you, Mommy. You'll always be hot no matter how old you are.
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Thanks for making my freaky old future bright. :tongue:
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I want a bath.
I personally like the Gangstars.
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Just because your eSperm started this family doesn't mean that you can decide for all of us!!
I like The Vodkas.
Thigpens makes me giggle.
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Mommy, no!!
Thigpens makes me giggle.
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Mommy, no!!
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Ya, great grandma!! I don't want to be the Thigpens.
Thigpens makes me giggle.
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Mommy, no!!
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I didn't say yes. :(
Thigpens makes me giggle.
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Mommy, no!!
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I didn't say yes. :(
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Mommy, Pop hits Joe.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
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it waz for a reazon...
Thigpens makes me giggle.
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Mommy, no!!
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I didn't say yes. :(
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Mommy, Pop hits Joe.
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"He does, grandpa?" said the little 5 year old boy.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
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it waz for a reazon...
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You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
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I was waiting for someone to post so I wouldn't double post. XD
I love that one you know.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
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it waz for a reazon...
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You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
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Emokids is awsome!
Thigpens makes me giggle.
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Mommy, no!!
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I didn't say yes. :(
[snapback]228234[/snapback]
Mommy, Pop hits Joe.
[snapback]228239[/snapback]
He's only trying to make him a little brighter dear. :)
We know he sometimes needs that.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
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it waz for a reazon...
[snapback]228243[/snapback]
You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
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burn...it hurtz the soul.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
[snapback]228241[/snapback]
it waz for a reazon...
[snapback]228243[/snapback]
You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
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burn...it hurtz the soul.
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Hey, I said not yet. You probably will be eventually.
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
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Yes, new son.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
[snapback]228241[/snapback]
it waz for a reazon...
[snapback]228243[/snapback]
You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
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burn...it hurtz the soul.
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Hey, I said not yet. You probably will be eventually.
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Yes, new son.
EVENTUALLY. Daniel over here picks up every kid he sees. :glare: :tongue:
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
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Yes, new son.
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Yay! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :ph34r:
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
[snapback]228250[/snapback]
Yes, new son.
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Yay! :happy: :happy: :happy: :ph34r:
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Now, Sean still thinks she is childless. :mellow: I will have some explaining.
Yea. So whenever this thread dies... I'll update my friggin' signature.
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Yeah. I'm going to at least wait 'til there's a nice break.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
[snapback]228241[/snapback]
it waz for a reazon...
[snapback]228243[/snapback]
You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
[snapback]228246[/snapback]
Let's keep it that way. He'll screw the kids up at reunions and then we won't be able to understand a dang thing they say.
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
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Spammy, be my new son. That would be swell. Just keep in mind that when Mom and I are shouting upstairs, it's mainly because we're having Chin Wars.
Yea. So whenever this thread dies... I'll update my friggin' signature.
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Yeah. I'm going to at least wait 'til there's a nice break.
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For a second there I thought it said "Spring Break". I would have believed it either way... :mellow:
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
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Yes, new son.
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Yay!
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NO!!! Everyone beats me! Dang it, I want a new kid! :sad:
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
[snapback]228241[/snapback]
it waz for a reazon...
[snapback]228243[/snapback]
You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
[snapback]228246[/snapback]
Let's keep it that way. He'll screw the kids up at reunions and then we won't be able to understand a dang thing they say.
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
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Spammy, be my new son. That would be swell. Just keep in mind that when Mom and I are shouting upstairs, it's mainly because we're having Chin Wars.
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If spammy is ok with it, He can be your son.
Spammy, be my new son. That would be swell. Just keep in mind that when Mom and I are shouting upstairs, it's mainly because we're having Chin Wars.
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I'm already taken, sorry. :sad: :sad: :sad: But I demand myself put back up for adoption.. and then get adopted by Jack.. if I can do that. :mellow: Sorry other Jack.
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
[snapback]228241[/snapback]
it waz for a reazon...
[snapback]228243[/snapback]
You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
[snapback]228246[/snapback]
Let's keep it that way. He'll screw the kids up at reunions and then we won't be able to understand a dang thing they say.
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
[snapback]228250[/snapback]
Spammy, be my new son. That would be swell. Just keep in mind that when Mom and I are shouting upstairs, it's mainly because we're having Chin Wars.
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Sorry, but I got him first.
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You speak of him as if he were a posession when he clearly is not! YOU ARE A BAD FATHER!
Ooh! How about the Emokids?
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I love how I got no reply to that.
[snapback]228241[/snapback]
it waz for a reazon...
[snapback]228243[/snapback]
You have no say, you aren't part of the family. At least not yet.
[snapback]228246[/snapback]
Let's keep it that way. He'll screw the kids up at reunions and then we won't be able to understand a dang thing they say.
Some adopt me, or something. :mellow: Now.
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Spammy, be my new son. That would be swell. Just keep in mind that when Mom and I are shouting upstairs, it's mainly because we're having Chin Wars.
[snapback]228263[/snapback]
Sorry, but I got him first.
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You speak of him as if he were a posession when he clearly is not! YOU ARE A BAD FATHER!
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He want's you. Congrats, new dad!
Okay now, seriously, someone let me adopt them. I would PREFER Spammy, but obviously Daniel's gonna be mean about it.
EDIT: Wait, what? Is Spammy my kid now?
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Yep. I will Have a different kid. EDIT: Crapper for Roger.
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Can I make fun of him behind his back?
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Alright.
I'm starting to fear your side of the family hon..
When's our next family reunion? *Stares at the door*
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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that made me laugh really hard.
Now y'all are trading kids? You're all insane. :sad:
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Mommy, you're just mad because you and Pop are having a dry spell. I understand. Hannah and I had one because she gave up not wearing space suits for lent one time.
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Can I make fun of him behind his back?
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We do it all the time!
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Can I make fun of him behind his back?
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You can't make fun of daddy! :sad:
This thread should be pinned.
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Alright.
I'm starting to fear your side of the family hon..
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That's what you get for conceiving me at Woodstock, Mom. I mean, Jesus, what did you THINK would happen?
I own this thread.
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Can I make fun of him behind his back?
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You can't make fun of daddy! :sad:
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We were just kidding. We love your father very much. Especially when he dances. Oh, how we love when he dances.
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Can I make fun of him behind his back?
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You can't make fun of daddy! :sad:
This thread should be pinned.
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Well I tried pinning it myself but....
Mommy, you're just mad because you and Pop are having a dry spell. I understand. Hannah and I had one because she gave up not wearing space suits for lent one time.
Jacky, I have enough kids to deal with that aren't even mine.. it's all good. :happy:
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Alright.
I'm starting to fear your side of the family hon..
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That's what you get for conceiving me at Woodstock, Mom. I mean, Jesus, what did you THINK would happen?
I own this thread.
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Wait, who told you that story?? :blink:
I must have been drunk.
THere are more guys than girls in this family.
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That's because men DOMINATE. We have power tools and racecars and muskets and beer. See? :smacks slef with hammer:
... :sad:
THere are more guys than girls in this family.
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Blame genetics.
Or Roger. :tongue:
THere are more guys than girls in this family.
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Blame genetics.
Or Roger. :tongue:
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Or Roger's genetics.
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Alright.
I'm starting to fear your side of the family hon..
[snapback]228284[/snapback]
That's what you get for conceiving me at Woodstock, Mom. I mean, Jesus, what did you THINK would happen?
I own this thread.
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Wait, who told you that story?? :blink:
I must have been drunk.
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Pop did. He said that you guys concieved me with over like 230 people watching.
I am about to officially declare us the Emokids.
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id say sumthin but jack dont want me here, so go on and name it wutever u want.
THere are more guys than girls in this family.
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Blame genetics.
Or Roger. :tongue:
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Or Roger's genetics.
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Or Roger's genitals.
I am about to officially declare us the Emokids.
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Hey cool! And my bloodline makes me a direct decendent of the first emokid.
Welcome to the family! Dad, edit the tree.
Now, son, we have a few rules. One, no whores before 10 p.m. Your Big Brother Nanners breaks this rule all the time. Second, keep the toilet seat up, it drives your mother CRAZY. And third, I know Cousin Kevin is... :ahem: well, special, but that doesn't mean we can make fun of him. Tardies have feelings too.
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Alright.
I'm starting to fear your side of the family hon..
[snapback]228284[/snapback]
That's what you get for conceiving me at Woodstock, Mom. I mean, Jesus, what did you THINK would happen?
I own this thread.
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Wait, who told you that story?? :blink:
I must have been drunk.
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Roger I told you you needed to stop drinking before story time!
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Hey cool! And my bloodline makes me a direct decendent of the first emokid.
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You're making me choke on my friggin' coke, Jacky. :laugh:
Kill anyone with your humor but your mommy, okay?
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Kill anyone with your humor but your mommy, okay?
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Kristi and I have decided Emokid is a good family name...and since we ARE the top of the tree, we get to decide.
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Yeah, but I rebeled when I was 11 and ran away from home and befriended this judge guy and he changed my last name to Cumquat.
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Or I run away from home and start my own family.
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You're making me choke on my friggin' coke, Jacky. :laugh:
Kill anyone with your humor but your mommy, okay?
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Kristi and I have decided Emokid is a good family name...and since we ARE the top of the tree, we get to decide.Â
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Nah, you can just meet some nice girl at the grocery store and then marry her and she can move in and I can disapprove but in the end you teach me what love is really all about and we all have a good laugh and get drunk.
Kristi and I have decided Emokid is a good family name...and since we ARE the top of the tree, we get to decide.Â
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Typical. I told Roger to keep you out of the room when he watched television also. :closedeyes:
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Nah, you can just meet some nice girl at the grocery store and then marry her and she can move in and I can disapprove but in the end you teach me what love is really all about and we all have a good laugh and get drunk.
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Jacky's love is too sweet to narrow down. :happy:
I love how my family grew in a span of two hours. It's wonderful.
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Joe has a lot of competition, and a lot to catch up on.
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I know. Joe line died off.
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Holy crap, stop making me scroll down so much! >.< (Notice I quoted it.. making it even longer)
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Jacky's love is too sweet to narrow down. :happy:
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I added more, Mom. Just for you.
Here's the basic plot of the movie:
Spammy has lived at home all his life in the big boarding house with his family.
-Me, his crazy father obsessed with kung-fu and rap music.
-Hannah, his mother who spends her time making love to me or playing Zelda. often the latter, though.
-Grandpa Roggy and Grandma Kris, who are so old they can only move their mouths. Grandpa Roggy uses this to his advantage most of the time.
-His maybe gay maybe not brother Banana.
-His sister Paige and her husband Chrono, who are trying to have a kid but whenever they're about to they get lazy.
-Uncle Joe, who is actually a secret agent undercover most of the time as a bum.
-Aunty Liz, who enjoys piercing the ears of complete strangers.
-Kevin. The retarded cousin.
And Spammy is really bored but one day he meets a nice girl at the grocery store and they fall in love but I disapprove so they run away and I feel bad and look for them but I fall off a cliff so Uncle Joe saves me, and I feel bad and acknowledge the fact that I suck as a dad but you guys reassure me that I'm cool and I'm like "Hey, yeah," so we all go to Vegas and waste all of Spammy's wedding money on booze and seeing the same Penn & Teller show fifteen straight times but he doesn't care because we're all family, and also, there's a steamy sex scene between Grandma Kris and Grandpa Roggy even though they're old.
This movie is called "I Have Problems".
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Nice, but why do I hafta be the main character? Oh well, I got no complaints.
Here's the basic plot of the movie:
Spammy has lived at home all his life in the big boarding house with his family.
-Me, his crazy father obsessed with kung-fu and rap music.
-Hannah, his mother who spends her time making love to me or playing Zelda. often the latter, though.
-Grandpa Roggy and Grandma Kris, who are so old they can only move their mouths. Grandpa Roggy uses this to his advantage most of the time.
-His maybe gay maybe not brother Banana.
-His sister Paige and her husband Chrono, who are trying to have a kid but whenever they're about to they get lazy.
-Uncle Joe, who is actually a secret agent undercover most of the time as a bum.
-Aunty Liz, who enjoys piercing the ears of complete strangers.
-Kevin. The retarded cousin.
And Spammy is really bored but one day he meets a nice girl at the grocery store and they fall in love but I disapprove so they run away and I feel bad and look for them but I fall off a cliff so Uncle Joe saves me, and I feel bad and acknowledge the fact that I suck as a dad but you guys reassure me that I'm cool and I'm like "Hey, yeah," so we all go to Vegas and waste all of Spammy's wedding money on booze and seeing the same Penn & Teller show fifteen straight times but he doesn't care because we're all family, and also, there's a steamy sex scene between Grandma Kris and Grandpa Roggy even though they're old.
This movie is called "I Have Problems".
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That is an amazing movie.....
I love how my family grew in a span of two hours. It's wonderful.
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Ur son straight dogged me out...Thatz messed up.
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Okay, you can be the crazy family friend who always has a wacky scheme up his pants leg but it often fails because you suck at English and no one knows, let alone cares, what you're saying but we still bring you over for tea everyday anyway.
Here's the basic plot of the movie:
Spammy has lived at home all his life in the big boarding house with his family.
-Me, his crazy father obsessed with kung-fu and rap music.
-Hannah, his mother who spends her time making love to me or playing Zelda. often the latter, though.
-Grandpa Roggy and Grandma Kris, who are so old they can only move their mouths. Grandpa Roggy uses this to his advantage most of the time.
-His maybe gay maybe not brother Banana.
-His sister Paige and her husband Chrono, who are trying to have a kid but whenever they're about to they get lazy.
-Uncle Joe, who is actually a secret agent undercover most of the time as a bum.
-Aunty Liz, who enjoys piercing the ears of complete strangers.
-Kevin. The retarded cousin.
And Spammy is really bored but one day he meets a nice girl at the grocery store and they fall in love but I disapprove so they run away and I feel bad and look for them but I fall off a cliff so Uncle Joe saves me, and I feel bad and acknowledge the fact that I suck as a dad but you guys reassure me that I'm cool and I'm like "Hey, yeah," so we all go to Vegas and waste all of Spammy's wedding money on booze and seeing the same Penn & Teller show fifteen straight times but he doesn't care because we're all family, and also, there's a steamy sex scene between Grandma Kris and Grandpa Roggy even though they're old.
This movie is called "I Have Problems".
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Jacky you're terrible. :laugh:
That sex scene description made me horny just reading it.
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That's Rawjer for ya.
Here's the basic plot of the movie:
Spammy has lived at home all his life in the big boarding house with his family.
-Me, his crazy father obsessed with kung-fu and rap music.
-Hannah, his mother who spends her time making love to me or playing Zelda. often the latter, though.
-Grandpa Roggy and Grandma Kris, who are so old they can only move their mouths. Grandpa Roggy uses this to his advantage most of the time.
-His maybe gay maybe not brother Banana.
-His sister Paige and her husband Chrono, who are trying to have a kid but whenever they're about to they get lazy.
-Uncle Joe, who is actually a secret agent undercover most of the time as a bum.
-Aunty Liz, who enjoys piercing the ears of complete strangers.
-Kevin. The retarded cousin.
And Spammy is really bored but one day he meets a nice girl at the grocery store and they fall in love but I disapprove so they run away and I feel bad and look for them but I fall off a cliff so Uncle Joe saves me, and I feel bad and acknowledge the fact that I suck as a dad but you guys reassure me that I'm cool and I'm like "Hey, yeah," so we all go to Vegas and waste all of Spammy's wedding money on booze and seeing the same Penn & Teller show fifteen straight times but he doesn't care because we're all family, and also, there's a steamy sex scene between Grandma Kris and Grandpa Roggy even though they're old.
This movie is called "I Have Problems".
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Jacky you're terrible. :laugh:
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But you love me anyway (hopes). Right?
Here's the basic plot of the movie:
Spammy has lived at home all his life in the big boarding house with his family.
-Me, his crazy father obsessed with kung-fu and rap music.
-Hannah, his mother who spends her time making love to me or playing Zelda. often the latter, though.
-Grandpa Roggy and Grandma Kris, who are so old they can only move their mouths. Grandpa Roggy uses this to his advantage most of the time.
-His maybe gay maybe not brother Banana.
-His sister Paige and her husband Chrono, who are trying to have a kid but whenever they're about to they get lazy.
-Uncle Joe, who is actually a secret agent undercover most of the time as a bum.
-Aunty Liz, who enjoys piercing the ears of complete strangers.
-Kevin. The retarded cousin.
And Spammy is really bored but one day he meets a nice girl at the grocery store and they fall in love but I disapprove so they run away and I feel bad and look for them but I fall off a cliff so Uncle Joe saves me, and I feel bad and acknowledge the fact that I suck as a dad but you guys reassure me that I'm cool and I'm like "Hey, yeah," so we all go to Vegas and waste all of Spammy's wedding money on booze and seeing the same Penn & Teller show fifteen straight times but he doesn't care because we're all family, and also, there's a steamy sex scene between Grandma Kris and Grandpa Roggy even though they're old.
This movie is called "I Have Problems".
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Jacky you're terrible. :laugh:
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Dude, those are your grandparents.
:mad: i wanna be in the movie!
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You and Kevin ARE in the movie. I'm broadening out the plot.
I love how my family grew in a span of two hours. It's wonderful.
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Yea, we'll see how it goez after i take a literacy course at the local junior college...u better watch ur back, ill get u with all kinda fancy vocabulary and proper puncuation.
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Gosh. That's friggin' hilarious. Seriously.
Jack, I don't even need to tell you how much I've laughed at all the crap you've said.
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You little perv. :tongue:
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Gosh. That's friggin' hilarious. Seriously.
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This topic has made my day as well, and it being 1:53 A.M. means that I'll be happy today just because I inherited a freaky family. :biggrin:
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awww grandma [-in-law] that brought tears to my eyes.
This topic has made my day as well, and it being 1:53 A.M. means that I'll be happy today just because I inherited a freaky family.Â
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I love you granddaughter in-law. :biggrin:
Just going off-topic for a minute - you guys will love me even more when I get a mic and you can hear me say "Hooray, beer!"
I'll pass out. :)
Lil Loco365: way to go, i got a headache im laughin so hard.
HanShoots1st: Nice.
Lil Loco365: yea. i need sum tylenol or sumthin haha.
I win! I win! I win the contest! "What contest?" you say? THE contest! The contest that matters! I'm famous still!
I'm so adorable.
Also, one time Spammy and I pretended to cyber with some chick because we were bored. Ahh, good times.
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It's official...the Emokid family is dysfunctional.
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I win! I win! I win the contest! "What contest?" you say? THE contest! The contest that matters! I'm famous still!
I'm so adorable.
Also, one time Spammy and I pretended to cyber with some chick because we were bored. Ahh, good times.
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I win! I win! I win the contest! "What contest?" you say? THE contest! The contest that matters! I'm famous still!
I'm so adorable.
Also, one time Spammy and I pretended to cyber with some chick because we were bored. Ahh, good times.
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"Dysfunctional family" is redundant anyway.
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You pretended? I'd ask you to go into detail, but this thread may lose it's virginity. Or what's left of it...
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You pretended? I'd ask you to go into detail, but this thread may lose it's virginity. Or what's left of it...
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This thread never had a virginity.
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You pretended? I'd ask you to go into detail, but this thread may lose it's virginity. Or what's left of it...
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We got bored. Yeah.
This thread will NEVER die. I'll make sure of that.
Ahh, I'm so lucky. I have a really hot mom, a dad made of cheese, my wife and I have the same chin, and my brother is a secret agent. Life is swell.
Also, one time Spammy and I pretended to cyber with some chick because we were bored. Ahh, good times.
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You pretended? I'd ask you to go into detail, but this thread may lose it's virginity. Or what's left of it...
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This thread never had a virginity.
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It was you wasn't it?
Next time, stay away from the drinks in general. ;)
I have a really hot mom
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Ha. You got that right, at least.
...a dad made of cheese,
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Haha that makes him edible. :laugh:
I'll never stop loving you guys.
...a dad made of cheese,
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Haha that makes him edible. :laugh:
I'll never stop loving you guys.
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Sing us a song, Mommy. We're tired.
Lil Loco365: way to go, i got a headache im laughin so hard.
HanShoots1st: Nice.
Lil Loco365: yea. i need sum tylenol or sumthin haha.
I win! I win! I win the contest! "What contest?" you say? THE contest! The contest that matters! I'm famous still!
I'm so adorable.
Also, one time Spammy and I pretended to cyber with some chick because we were bored. Ahh, good times.
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Wow dude I remember that.. liek lolzomgwtf good time ind33d lololol roffles :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
...a dad made of cheese,
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Haha that makes him edible. :laugh:
I'll never stop loving you guys.
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Sing us a song, Mommy. We're tired.
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You can't go to sleep just yet Jacky. This thread isn't through for the night. :happy:
And from looking at the post above me, you would know that as a fact. :laugh:
Just so's y'all know, I'll never let this thread die. I will continue having sex with it until someone closes it.
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Let's go cyber with someone else, I'm bored.
Just so's y'all know, I'll never let this thread die. I will continue having sex with it until someone closes it.
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Let's go cyber with someone else, I'm bored.
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Tommorow we should have a big Emokid Cyber Orgy in a chat or summin'.
But now, my little boobies, I am tired, and my middle toe hurts a bunch. So exucse me while I go slumber and have dreams about nude parties in which Natalie Portman is attending.
(Yes, I do actually refer to people I love as my 'little boobies'. It's supposed to be touching!)
Yeah, I'll probably head out too. It was nice coming back to USB after a while, I'll try to come back tomorrow. :smile:
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You're part of the Emokid family, now. You have to come back. If you don't, I'll cut off your toes and feed them to Kevin.
Yeah, I'll probably head out too. It was nice coming back to USB after a while, I'll try to come back tomorrow. :smile:
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You're part of the Emokid family, now. You have to come back.
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Yeah I know, I will, but I can't guarantee it being tomorrow. :sad:
Okay, Kris, here's something I've wanted to say to someone ever since I saw "Return to Oz".
In the movie, Dorothy returns to Oz (duh) and meets a creature named Jack Pumpkinhead. Jack can't find his mother, the one who created him, so he's very sad. One of the most heartbreaking lines in the movie is where he says this...
"Dorothy? May I call you 'Mom'? Even if it isn't so?"
So, now, Kris, I ask you this.
May a I call you "Mom"? Even if it isn't so?
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..What?? :laugh:
Okay, Kris, here's something I've wanted to say to someone ever since I saw "Return to Oz".
In the movie, Dorothy returns to Oz (duh) and meets a creature named Jack Pumpkinhead. Jack can't find his mother, the one who created him, so he's very sad. One of the most heartbreaking lines in the movie is where he says this...
"Dorothy? May I call you 'Mom'? Even if it isn't so?"
So, now, Kris, I ask you this.
May a I call you "Mom"? Even if it isn't so?
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Of course you can. :biggrin: Being referred to as a mother has never been so great.
Muahaha this family = strange love altogether.
I need to get a mic so you guys can hear me say that in the Jack Pumpkinhead voice. It's heartbreaking, I swear. You'll probably cry.
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You need a mic so you can talk to your father who found his a couple of days ago.
Everyone in this family needs a mic so we can communicate in a more family-like way.
What the fnerk, people? This thread's already on page 14, even though it was only created.... 7 hours ago.
Do I want to read all of this?
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Yes you do! It's freakin' hillarious!
I want a grandson so Kristi and Roger will feel even older. :tongue:
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Fine. Make it 16 going on 600.. why don't you make it 6,000 too huh?! :sad:
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I too feel old. Oh dear. This is the most inbred, backwards, wacked family I have laid eyes on. This is what Joe and I get for adopting such a dumb kid. Wack yo.
Lesson learned: Never go to sleep.
I am single but I am still capable of having little kids :happy:
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Can you reproduce asexually? That would be amazing.
I am single but I am still capable of having little kids :happy:
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Can you reproduce asexually? That would be amazing.
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They don't call me SPONGEmonkey for nothing :laugh:
I am single but I am still capable of having little kids :happy:
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Can you reproduce asexually? That would be amazing.
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They don't call me SPONGEmonkey for nothing :laugh:
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Well...reproduce then.
Too bad bananas can't reproduce. :closedeyes:
This place has gotten more into the marriage thing than any other message board I know
-Banana
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That's because there's a lot more love at USB, grandson.
Thanks for adding me now me & am soooooooo happy! :P
It's actually Sb129.I lower cased b on purpose when I first typed my name so long ago.
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Ah details shmetails. I'll change it next time I have to edit the tree.
You know, I'm too afraid to join this family. :ph34r:
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Well you know, atleast you have a choice. :tongue:
I want meep as my brother O_o.
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Then convince your parents to adopt him.
I want meep as my brother O_o.
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Well, I'm you father in law. So, I'll convince your parents to adopt meep. Who are your parents?
The funny thing is. Your are.
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He's your father in law. Not your father.
Angelene, do you mind Deanna being your sister?
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Who's Deanna? :(
Angelene, do you mind Deanna being your sister?
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Who's Deanna? :(
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She's Isn't Anything.
I'm proud to have Roger as a great-great grandfather. I dont quite feel so old. =p
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Lucky... sitting at the top of this tree could make you feel dead, like me. :happy:
Angelene, do you mind Deanna being your sister?
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no! in fact... I MUST have Deanna as a sister!! i insist!!!
Does this mean anything?
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It's a fun thread. That's the meaning behind it.
Of course it is. :rolleyes:
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Why don't you and the wife start a family? I can make the tree. I'll need your real names. And you will need a last name.
Does this mean anything?
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It's a fun thread. That's the meaning behind it.
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Speak for yourself. :ph34r:
Okay. Alyssa is sponge monkey100 and I'm Andrew Louis.
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Come up with a cool last name for your family. We're the Emokid family.
Okay. Alyssa is sponge monkey100 and I'm Andrew Louis.
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Come up with a cool last name for your family. We're the Emokid family.
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I guess that explains why we're so dysfunctional? (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/SilmarwenTinuviel87/Pretty%20Cute%20Smilies/snif.gif)
Done. Here is your tree.
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I've never seen such talent.
Okay. Alyssa is sponge monkey100 and I'm Andrew Louis.
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Come up with a cool last name for your family. We're the Emokid family.
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Uh, wait, Jack, let me change the last name to, just leave it out. PLEASE!
My last name is not going to be Emokid. Valls it is. Did you look in my bag.
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You're not an Emokid anyway. Angelene took your name when you married her. Her maiden name is Emokid.
My last name is not going to be Emokid. Valls it is. Did you look in my bag.
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Ya, You aren't an Emokid. Neither is Angelene. Wen she married you, she became a Valls. *Tear* *Sniffle* They grow up so fast!
I think Rabble and I were seperated at birth for the betterment of the world. Anyway, does this make Kevin my grandfather? Scary.
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Does make Meep my neffy poo?
Well, JackWhite, can you make another one without my last name. Me and Alyssa will decide later.
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It doesn't have your last name. And call me Daniel. Please. All of you.
My last name is not going to be Emokid. Valls it is. Did you look in my bag.
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Ya, You aren't an Emokid. Neither is Angelene. Wen she married you, she became a Valls. *Tear* *Sniffle* They grow up so fast!
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See my last name Wasn't Valls. It was her's. And Mines starting with an R.. So when I married her It Became Valls. Yes I switched it.
I think Rabble and I were seperated at birth for the betterment of the world. Anyway, does this make Kevin my grandfather? Scary.
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Wait...how am I related to Meep?
I think Rabble and I were seperated at birth for the betterment of the world. Anyway, does this make Kevin my grandfather? Scary.
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Wait...how am I related to Meep?
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I'm confused. :huh: :blink:
Hes my distant brother from above.
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So I'm not related in a way that requires him to be on the tree.
Now I'm really confused.
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If you don't stop the useless posting, you'll be more than confused.
No see. He should be my son.
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You said he's your long lost brother >_<
I fear any more additions to the family..
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Tough luck, I adopted patrick12q. Sorry. I wanted a male heir.
I fear any more additions to the family..
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Tough luck, I adopted patrick12q. Sorry. I wanted a male heir.
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Yea? Well I don't have a daughter. But you know what? That's just fine!
Hey Roger, we didn't adopt... did we? :huh:
Nevermind. I think we're the only ones beside Jacky that didn't adopt.. haha.
I fear any more additions to the family..
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Tough luck, I adopted patrick12q. Sorry. I wanted a male heir.
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Yea? Well I don't have a daughter. But you know what? That's just fine!
Hey Roger, we didn't adopt... did we? :huh:
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No we didn't.
Joe and Jack weren't adopted. We conceived them.
Now I'm really confused.
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If you don't stop the useless posting, you'll be more than confused.
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I'm sorry. But will someone explain to me. Who's who's long lost brother, or who's who's grandson or sister. I don't know!
This threads way too long...
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It's only going to get longer.
This threads way too long...
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It's only going to get longer.
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^Like this isn't useless posting or spamming.^ Well, if Alyssa's not here, we can just start the family alone.
This threads way too long...
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It's only going to get longer.
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^Like this isn't useless posting or spamming.^
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I don't make useless posting a habit. :)
No we didn't.
Joe and Jack weren't adopted. We conceived them.
Wow, aren't we special. :tongue:
i don't quite remember having kids but.........
...ok lol
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Our family will only keep growing.
what were gonna have more?? O.o
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I meant the Emokid family.
We adopted young little Timothy. Daniel, that means your an uncle. Kevin and Sara=grandparents. Wow we have matured fast. Lots of generations now.
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I find it weird that I'm older than everyone but angelne on this family tree O_o
what were gonna have more?? O.o
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Sadly, it's probably the truth. Daniel can't keep away from kids. :tongue:
Stop whining. Thats like saying somone isn't cool enough to join their family.
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He didn't mean it like that. It's just the fact that pretty soon the whole friggin' messageboard is going to be related soon.
Stop whining. Thats like saying somone isn't cool enough to join their family.
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I'm not whining. And I just remebered, Spongemonke100 and Jojobird started a family.
Stop whining. Thats like saying somone isn't cool enough to join their family.
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I'm not whining. And I just remebered, Spongemonke100 and Jojobird started a family.
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But the bad thing is, they aren't doing anything at all. Do they even have a kid?
Stop whining. Thats like saying somone isn't cool enough to join their family.
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I'm not whining. And I just remebered, Spongemonke100 and Jojobird started a family.
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But the bad thing is, they aren't doing anything at all. Do they even have a kid?
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Nope. Does that even make them official.
Stop whining. Thats like saying somone isn't cool enough to join their family.
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I'm not whining. And I just remebered, Spongemonke100 and Jojobird started a family.
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But the bad thing is, they aren't doing anything at all. Do they even have a kid?
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Whoa. You have to have kids to be on this family? O_o
Stop whining. Thats like saying somone isn't cool enough to join their family.
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I'm not whining. And I just remebered, Spongemonke100 and Jojobird started a family.
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But the bad thing is, they aren't doing anything at all. Do they even have a kid?
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Whoa. You have to have kids to be on this family? O_o
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Well that's all that's been happening here. Hence the fact we're almost all related, besides them..
Being a family doesnt mean having kids. o_o
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I didn't say it did... :sad:
Being a family doesnt mean having kids. o_o
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I didn't say it did... :sad:
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Sorry. The way you said it sounded like it.
This is getting out of hand. People are already offended. Kristi is right, by next week the whole forum will be related to one another. Which doesnt make the game fun at all. I'd start a family, but I'm part of this one and if I could leave I'd do it. Just so not everyone is one family and to keep in interesting...
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Yeah, we need more families. Why is it that everything fun gets annoying? People start to whine and it's a pain. Guys! Tis a game! Tis supposed to be fun! Don't get your panties in a wad, start your own family if you want.
I know. Someone does need to do it. Other wise the game will die. Well, I dont care really, but it will get boring fast.
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Well goodbye ex-daughter.
I wanna be a part of this dysfunctional family! ^_^_^_^_^_^
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I guess me and Nicole could adopt you.
I have an idea.. lets expell Martha and patrick12q from our family, then it'll be cool again, k? :)
no offence lol
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Expelling martha and patrick will expel me.
I have an idea.. lets expell Martha and patrick12q from our family, then it'll be cool again, k? :)
no offence lol
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Expelling martha and patrick will expel me.
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Nope! Liz and I decided we love you, so you can stay.
Erh. This fad is getting lame. I quit.
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Okay! Tata!
Yesssssss. [/snake]
Hahah...
Ahem, hello family.
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Hey great grand aunt!
Yesssssss. [/snake]
Hahah...
Ahem, hello family.
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Hello daughter. :biggrin:
Wow. Our family orgy's gonna be huge.
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Ey? Is there something I'm missing here? :blink:
Wow. Our family orgy's gonna be huge.
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The more the merrier. Or a better definitive word...
Wow. Our family orgy's gonna be huge.
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Ey? Is there something I'm missing here? :blink:
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Jack is obsessed with incest.
Wow. Our family orgy's gonna be huge.
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Ey? Is there something I'm missing here? :blink:
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I didn't know you'd signed off before Jacky got into all of that. Haha, that's his idea of a family get together.
Wow. Our family orgy's gonna be huge.
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Ey? Is there something I'm missing here? :blink:
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I didn't know you'd signed off before Jacky got into all of that. Haha, that's his idea of a family get together.
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Oh. What page is it on?
Just so's y'all know, I'll never let this thread die. I will continue having sex with it until someone closes it.
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Let's go cyber with someone else, I'm bored.
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Tommorow we should have a big Emokid Cyber Orgy in a chat or summin'.
But now, my little boobies, I am tired, and my middle toe hurts a bunch. So exucse me while I go slumber and have dreams about nude parties in which Natalie Portman is attending.
(Yes, I do actually refer to people I love as my 'little boobies'. It's supposed to be touching!)
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There you go Daniel.
This thread is getting to big for its own good, man.
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Then make an Official Emokids Thread.
Of course, that would get filled up too..
This thread is getting to big for its own good, man.
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Nah. It's cool. Let it get huge.
Isn't this cute...
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Yes, it is. You want to be part of it and you know it. :tongue:
yall have to remember that liz is my sister-in law nothing else kk
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What else would we think of her as? :huh:
Isn't this cute...
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You're just jealous because Joe replaced you. You and I could have done this, but no, you slapped the divorce papers on me.
yall have to remember that liz is my sister-in law nothing else kk
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What else would we think of her as? :huh:
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The child that needs a nice beating because she likes to rebel against everything?
Isn't this cute...
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You're just jealous because Joe replaced you. You and I could have done this, but no, you slapped the divorce papers on me.
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Great Grandma will kick your butt :)
Isn't this cute...
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You're just jealous because Joe replaced you. You and I could have done this, but no, you slapped the divorce papers on me.
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Great Grandma will kick your butt :)
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Great-great-grandpa will too, young'n. You forget that your great-great-grandmother and I conceived a child just today.
But great grandma was the only one talking smack to their former children xD
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I know, but you just need to know that I am very capable of opening a can of whoop-butt.
But great grandma was the only one talking smack to their former children xD
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I know, but you just need to know that I am very capable of opening a can of whoop-butt.
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100%? :P
But great grandma was the only one talking smack to their former children xD
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I know, but you just need to know that I am very capable of opening a can of whoop-butt.
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100%? :P
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Infinity percent. I'm not as old as you think I am.
Kids these days...no respect for their elders.
Dang, I need to make a famiy tree by ages xD
Whoa...would that be ok...great-great...great? grandpa :P
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It would be great-great. :P And no, because you'd confuse the world with it.
Took me a while to read all that. >.< I'm still confused.. oh well.
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It's a confusing concept. We have a huge family.
Emokids rock.
Guess what kiddos, Liz and I have new born child. His name is Brandon, and apparently he's married to himself... we still love him, though.
He doesn't know it yet, but we're pretty sure his life will be complete after he finds out we have adopted him.
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He will be so thrilled, he won't know what to say!
See my last name Wasn't Valls. It was her's. And Mines starting with an R.. So when I married her It Became Valls. Yes I switched it.
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Wait...tha's MY maiden name! I was wondering why you asked what it was. :huh:
Dang, another uncle. :sad:
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Just carry a copy of the chart around to keep track.
Guess what kiddos, Liz and I have new born child. His name is Brandon, and apparently he's married to himself... we still love him, though.
He doesn't know it yet, but we're pretty sure his life will be complete after he finds out we have adopted him.
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He will be so thrilled, he won't know what to say!
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"...gahk...derrrd...friegnin..." comes to mind.
Well, darn my socks. This thread is just a big bowl full'a awesome.
I go away to Jordan's for the weekend, and I get two kids in return! What fun. It'll be great to have Paige, because when I get mad at her I can drag her to her room by her lip ring and watch her bleed and cry in pain. And with Spammy, we can have mother-son bonding time while looking for Bobby's house so we can send him another gay cow party invitation.
And, well, Nicole, I don't know what to think about you and Rocko. I'm not too sure we can be cyber dates anymore since we're related.
Oh, well! The whole family is inbred. So who cares. The date's on! Maybe later we'll sneak off to California and get ourselves a lesbian marriage! Won't that be fun, Jack?!
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No. :<
Joe, we cannot adopt Brandon. Brandon is my twin!
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It's okay, I can be USB's first Twinson
Joe, we cannot adopt Brandon. Brandon is my twin!
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Yes you can, because we're ignoring the fact that he is your twin.
Joe, we cannot adopt Brandon. Brandon is my twin!
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Yes you can, because we're ignoring the fact that he is your twin.
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Oh, ok then. That is awesome. Twinson.
And I always told my mother I would never have boys. :tongue:
Isn't this cute...
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You're just jealous because Joe replaced you. You and I could have done this, but no, you slapped the divorce papers on me.
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Great Grandma will kick your butt :)
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Great-great-grandpa will too, young'n. You forget that your great-great-grandmother and I conceived a child just today.
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thats like imbreeding lol only with people :blink:
I made us a cool group on Xanga. So all you people with Xangas and are in my family, join the group.
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That's cool, too bad I'm not on Xanga.
I made us a cool group on Xanga. So all you people with Xangas and are in my family, join the group.
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That's cool, too bad I'm not on Xanga.
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You're not in my family, sir.
I want cmonkey to be my dad. I have no parents at the time and it saddens me. He doesn't even have to get married, either. cmonkey is so awesome he can reproduce asexually. I don't really need a mom anyways.
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If he agrees to it, then sure.
I'll even add it to the tree.
but in a way this is all wrong i'm married to sean and liz is my sister in-law
somehow that isn't whats in the family tree thingy O.o
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Nope! Sorry, but you're wrong missy.
Okay, I added cmonkey as Hannah's father. If anyone adopts Liz, then I'll add her parents, as it would complete the top level.
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I'll adopt Liz!
Okay, I added cmonkey as Hannah's father. If anyone adopts Liz, then I'll add her parents, as it would complete the top level.
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I'll adopt Liz!
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You don't even ask me anymore!
...Oh well!
Okay, I added cmonkey as Hannah's father. If anyone adopts Liz, then I'll add her parents, as it would complete the top level.
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I'll adopt Liz!
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You don't even ask me anymore!
...Oh well!
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That's because I know you so well and what you'll like and won't like.
That's true. I forgive you then. Even though there really wasn't anything to be forgiven.
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And here's to you, Mrs. Jackie-Boy,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mrs. Jackie-Boy,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey
Just because I can.
Jack...if you adopt Liz, the entire tree is screwed up. I don't even know how to draw it.
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We're such a soap opera.
Yeah. Us adopting Liz is a bad idea. QUIT MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS, JACK. GOSH.
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...
I'm sleeping at Joe's tonight.
Meanie. I was trying to help. I can see I'm not needed.
Okay, fine! See if you get any! That means breakfast, too!
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:O!
Well, alright, fine! I guess this means... DIVORCE!
We had you going, didn't we folks?
<3
Okay, fine! See if you get any! That means breakfast, too!
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:O!
Well, alright, fine! I guess this means... DIVORCE!
We had you going, didn't we folks?
<3
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It wasnt a joke....?
It's always been confusing to me. Thankfully there is that good ol' family tree to help us out.
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The family tree is pretty useful. If people would give it a glance, they wouldn't be as confused.
but in a way this is all wrong i'm married to sean and liz is my sister in-law
somehow that isn't whats in the family tree thingy O.o
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Your also married to your nephew! :P
but in a way this is all wrong i'm married to sean and liz is my sister in-law
somehow that isn't whats in the family tree thingy O.o
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Your also married to your nephew! :P
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Yeah, she is, but I think we can ignore that for this.
This is confusing, I really don't get it. It was fine in the beginning, and now it's really weird.
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Oh yeah?
Your mom!
ZINGERS! I'VE GOT ZINGERS FOR SALE!
Haha Cmonkey popped out of nowhere.
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No, silly. He's my dad! Didn't you read his post?
Sean dear, We are ignoring real life blood lines in this thread. It would make it confusing.
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ooooooo i see alright :blush:
but in a way this is all wrong i'm married to sean and liz is my sister in-law
somehow that isn't whats in the family tree thingy O.o
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Your also married to your nephew! :P
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nooo i don't want that! i want sean to be my husband too thats not fair to him
:mellow: i love both of my guys i don't want one of them to be family :blink: that would be incredibly akward :blink: no offence :mellow: but sean and daniel are married to me
Sean dear, We are ignoring real life blood lines in this thread. It would make it confusing.
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ooooooo i see alright :blush:
but in a way this is all wrong i'm married to sean and liz is my sister in-law
somehow that isn't whats in the family tree thingy O.o
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Your also married to your nephew! :P
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nooo i don't want that! i want sean to be my husband too thats not fair to him
:mellow: i love both of my guys i don't want one of them to be family :blink: that would be incredibly akward :blink: no offence :mellow: but sean and daniel are married to me
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I'm sorry Martha! We don't practice polygamy in our family!
Haha Cmonkey popped out of nowhere.
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No, silly. He's my dad! Didn't you read his post?
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Haha I know that, I meant on the chart he's just floating to the side.
...
I just realized I have no parents.
Haha Cmonkey popped out of nowhere.
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No, silly. He's my dad! Didn't you read his post?
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Haha I know that, I meant on the chart he's just floating to the side.
...
I just realized I have no parents.
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You and Roger are like Adam and Eve.
Sean dear, We are ignoring real life blood lines in this thread. It would make it confusing.
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ooooooo i see alright :blush:
but in a way this is all wrong i'm married to sean and liz is my sister in-law
somehow that isn't whats in the family tree thingy O.o
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Your also married to your nephew! :P
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nooo i don't want that! i want sean to be my husband too thats not fair to him
:mellow: i love both of my guys i don't want one of them to be family :blink: that would be incredibly akward :blink: no offence :mellow: but sean and daniel are married to me
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I'm sorry Martha! We don't practice polygamy in our family!
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We don't?
Uh-oh...
Just kidding, Hanners.
Haha Cmonkey popped out of nowhere.
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No, silly. He's my dad! Didn't you read his post?
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Haha I know that, I meant on the chart he's just floating to the side.
...
I just realized I have no parents.
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MAKE ME A GRANDDADDY!
This thread needs a bumpedy bump. Is it to late to bump it?
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Eh, it might be. Oh well, no harm done I guess.
You guys are no fun. :(
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Need a hug?
I'd like a hug from all of you Emokids. :(
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*hug* <33
Hmm, Daniel knows better than to bump things...
...
The only time I would hug Kristi if she asked me to. I'm not saying that I dont want to hug her but it is her decision. Besides, Roger can't touch this. *insert family guy version of mc hammer song here*
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I'm protective. I cut you so bad, you wish I no cut you so bad.
I'd like a hug from all of you Emokids. :(
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*really big loving hug*
:D
I bet no one knew that I am Kristi's twin. :O
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I did. Because I was going to show it on the Family Tree, but I couldn't really figure out how. :P