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Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: cmonkey on September 19, 2005, 10:59:42 am
Arrr, mateys!  Today be the glorious day of the year where ye be talking like a swashbuckling, peg-legged, pirate!  In celebration of what is possibly the best non-denominational, non-commercial holiday out there, here is a guide to all the pirates in SpongeBob that you know and love.

Patchy the Pirate
(http://www.spongezone.net/patchybio.jpg)
Patchy the Pirate is a regular feature of half-hour SpongeBob specials, and is generally disliked by most of the SpongeBob watching populace.  Probably because he's annoying and just generally not very funny.  He is played by the otherwise wonderful Tom Kenny.
Pirate Rating:  a $1 DVD in Chinatown

Painty the Pirate
(http://www.spongezone.net/pictures/characters/paintee.jpg)
Painty, a painting of a pirate by artist Calvin Liang, voiced by Pat Pinney, with Stephen Hillenburg as it's mouth, opens each glorious episode of SpongeBob by leading the theme song.
Pirate Rating:  Two glass eyes!

The Flying Dutchman
(http://www.spongezone.net/pictures/characters/brokenship.jpg)
Not only is the Flying Dutchman a pirate, but he's also a ghost!  Ghost pirates are about 10x more piratey than anything else on earth.  He haunts the underwater world  in his mysteriously glowing pirate ship.
Pirate Rating:  Hotter than Johnny Depp
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on September 19, 2005, 11:31:46 am
Well done, cmonkey.
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: MEEP! on September 19, 2005, 11:51:31 am
I was going to post a topic about this. Funny. Anyway, this be one of the better topics I've layed me eyes on lately.
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: spongeybrain09 on September 19, 2005, 12:09:32 pm
arrgh it be a good idea by a landlubber
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: IceFox on September 19, 2005, 12:34:27 pm
Arrrrrrrrrrrr. good work matey!
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: Chrono on September 19, 2005, 01:02:41 pm
Arrrrrr, I be bad at this talking business! But good job on that landlubbin report about me pirate friends there. Avast!
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: Megan on September 19, 2005, 01:13:06 pm
My uncle is the founder of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Woo.
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Post by: Hannahbal on September 19, 2005, 01:53:48 pm
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My uncle is the founder of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Woo.
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Yay Megan! I dressed up in pirate gear today wewt. Even though I could not find my eyepatch anywhere. It probably got lost in the move... :sad: Anyways there was one other kid in my school (that I saw) that was celebrating TLAPD. I thought it was cool.
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: Kenny Blankenship on September 19, 2005, 01:56:29 pm
What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: cmonkey on September 19, 2005, 02:00:48 pm
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What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?
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Indeed you are...
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Post by: Dragon Of Grief on September 19, 2005, 02:17:22 pm
Pirate talk annoys me greatly.
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on September 19, 2005, 02:45:07 pm
Arrr, swab me booty!
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: Roger on September 19, 2005, 03:15:19 pm
Haha.  My professor for my math class asked if anyone knew what today was and I said "Talk Like A Pirate Day, duh."  

I've been talking like a pirate all day.
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: MEEP! on September 19, 2005, 03:55:31 pm
My mom didn't believe me when I told her about this last week.
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on September 19, 2005, 04:25:12 pm
Yarghhh! Arghhh! Flarghhh! Slarghhh!

*Smack*

Sorry.
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Post by: Squiddy on September 19, 2005, 05:49:24 pm
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My mom didn't believe me when I told her about this last week.
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I didn't believe it at first either.
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on September 19, 2005, 06:06:42 pm
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: spongeb80 on September 19, 2005, 06:06:55 pm
:wub: Ready? For Thousand Of Pirate?
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Post by: spongeb80 on September 19, 2005, 06:14:03 pm
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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)
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Meep Meep Meep! buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Meep! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by: spongemonkey13 on September 19, 2005, 06:45:16 pm
Arrgh I be a pirate
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on September 20, 2005, 03:36:10 am
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What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?
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Indeed you are...
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I do too. :<

We'll like him TOGETHER, Alex.
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Post by: Kenny Blankenship on September 20, 2005, 06:33:04 am
Seriously, how unappreciated can Patchy the Pirate get?  Yes, he might be a bit lame... but that's the whole point, people...
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on September 20, 2005, 12:06:45 pm
patchy is awesome!  and i will talk like a pirate on this site from now on!
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Post by: garyfan on September 21, 2005, 04:11:26 am
That's hilarious.
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2005, 03:07:51 pm
Darn! I missed it for the second year running! Gah!
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Post by: Squiddy on September 22, 2005, 04:02:58 pm
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Seriously, how unappreciated can Patchy the Pirate get?  Yes, he might be a bit lame... but that's the whole point, people...
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*Forms Patchy the Pirate Fan Club*
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: spongeybrain09 on September 23, 2005, 12:21:16 pm
*joins patchy fan club* arrgh
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Post by: Chrono on September 23, 2005, 02:41:27 pm
I was really bad at that pirate accent...
But I'll still join that Patchy fan club...
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: Guest on September 23, 2005, 03:42:47 pm
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Yarghhh! Arghhh! Flarghhh! Slarghhh!

*Smack*

Sorry.
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:wub: I :wub: International Talk Like The Pirate Day! "It`s time for you to walk the plank!"
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: tiggydong on September 24, 2005, 06:18:42 am
aaarrrgh! i only heared about talk like a pirate day today, oh well. i'll be ready next year.

im sorry but i have to disagree with the 'hotter than jonny depp' thing. i mean come on.

anyway. i dont like patchy the pirate either and i find it almost impossible to watch his specials.  he seems to think that the only people watching spongebob are little kids. i mean really. its not like its a kid's cartoon or anything.... well it is, but that's not the point.

i cant talk in a pirate voise either but im going to attempt it once more aaarrr:


AAaaarrrrrrrgh me mateys. you shall walk the plank, aarr. tis the finest plank in all the sea, arrrr.
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: krustykrab1393 on September 24, 2005, 10:27:47 am
me like patchy. he's an absolute geek, which makes him funny. i missed it!!! i should've joined sooner. oh well. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: I'll Join Sooner or later on October 04, 2005, 07:00:29 pm
Patchy's extremely stupid but that's I guess what makes it funny. Pretty much everything on Spongebob is stupid but it's funny. The movie is not too funny but I'm not going to say anything bad about it on a Spongebob forum.

P.S.
@cmonkey: Aren't the smilies the same as Freewebs?
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: tntsponge23 on October 05, 2005, 05:06:05 pm
Okay that was me. Delete one of my post if you want.  :cool:
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Post by: When'd O me on October 06, 2005, 02:08:35 pm
I'm the flying dutchman!
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: spongegor on October 30, 2005, 02:53:11 pm
Ya so isn't this topic about speaking like a pirate?
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: IZ on October 30, 2005, 02:59:27 pm
I hope 7 days is enough to comprehend what RULES are.
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: Daniel on October 31, 2005, 09:05:54 am
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I hope 7 days is enough to comprehend what RULES are.
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7 day ban? Wow.
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: MiraclrPlz on November 01, 2005, 08:26:48 am
Arrrgh ye scallywags better talk like apirate and i dont dislike patchy yaaaer
Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Post by: 9aTrick on November 01, 2005, 01:23:59 pm
I will Yaar I sha'll tlak like a pirate yar..