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The Waste Land / science class suuuuuucks
« on: November 15, 2007, 04:03:15 pm »
and so does math
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Sponge To The End
We come to Bikini Bottom on a soon to be tradgic day. "Good mornig Bikini Bottom!!" said Spongebob, unaware of what would happen that week. "Meow." said Gary. "Hey, Gary!! How 'bout breakfeast?" asked Spongebob. "Meow!" replied Gary in a hungry voice. They had breakfast that mornig as usual. "Guess what Gary! Today's my day off!!" "Meow." "Yes, you can stay home and watch the Dukes of Hazard marathon." After breakfast, Spongebob cleaned up. "I'm going over to Sandys house." said Spongebob, going out the door. When he got there, he was shocked when he found her house with a big hole in it and Sandy dead. Her body was slashed open, and blood was every where. There was a note that said "Spongebob: You won't stop my revenge!!" "AHH!!!" yelled Spongebob. He ran to Krusty Krab, strait into Mr. Krabs office and was shocked again; for Mr. Krabs was dead from having his guts cut out!! Anathor note said "You're getting closer! Try to guess my next victim!!" Spongebob franticly heard an "AHH!!" from Squidward, who had his tentacles ripped off. Spongebob read another note that said "P, G, P, P, S." Spongebob ran to Patricks house and found him like the others, except he was ground up so he couldn't regenerate. He Franticly ran home and found Gary dead, his body looking like someone ate him. He ran to Mr. Krabs house to tell Pearl, but she was dead from having her oil drained Spongebob, asuming it was Plankton, ran to the Chum Bucket and found Plankton dead from being squished. He ran home crying and on his mirror was written in red "Soon!" Then, Spongebob went to the only person he knew could help him: The Flying Dutchman. He got to his ship, and Th Dutchman was outraged. "They're not supposed to die for 50 more years!!" The dutchman agreed to help Spongebob. Then, they found out who had killed everybody: The Strangler. The Dutchman, however couldn't take his life because he had stolen the Trident of Neptune. The Dutchman explained to Spongebob that he would need another ghost to help him. Spongebob agreed to give his life, only if The Flying Dutchman gave all of them their life back afterwards. He agreed and Spongebob became a ghost and helped The Dutchman defeat The Stragler. They did it, and The Dutchman kept his promise. The next week, a Parade was held in Spongebobs and The Flying Dutchmans honnour.
THE END.
So, do you like it? PLZ RR, K?
U h h h h h h h h h. . . What the hell? o_0 This was NOT a story, it was just one big, chunked paragraph made of nothing but run-ons and bad spelling.
Microsoft is apparently making strong examples of anyone trying to sneak into the Halo 3 Epsilon test. The crackdown came to light when a 17-year-old Minnesotan who goes by the handle "Scar" posted a tale of woe on the forums of the Halo-focused modding site Se7ensins.com. His post was accompanied by a photo of his ban notice from Xbox Live, which expires on December 31, 9999 AD--some 7,447 years after the events in Halo are supposed to take place.