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Title: bikini bottem international fighting match!
Post by: patrick12q on June 20, 2005, 03:56:53 pm: okay,this is where all cartoons and spongebob characters,come and have the fighting match for they're life!!!be there,this thursday,with rocko and invader zim,vs.spongebob and ren.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 20, 2005, 04:28:50 pm: I don't get how this works.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 20, 2005, 04:57:40 pm: it's like a boxing match,where cartoons come to fight.whats not to understand?
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 21, 2005, 05:40:16 am: Are you going to write it down? Plus, this is similar to my Nickelodeon Wars fic.
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Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on June 21, 2005, 05:42:34 am: right, so if u write this, we dont have much say... this is sreally stuoid..... could some1 please close this topic?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 21, 2005, 06:52:05 am: Quote
right, so if u write this, we dont have much say... this is sreally stuoid..... could some1 please close this topic?
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eh,fine.go ahead and close it!i already have one on imdb!
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Post by: Sb129 on June 21, 2005, 07:26:16 am: Zim & Rocko!Zim & Rocko!Zim & Rocko!Zim & Rocko!
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Post by: weird_4 on June 21, 2005, 10:06:52 am: Please don't close this topic. I like the idea. I wonder who's going to win.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 21, 2005, 12:53:42 pm: well,you can also vote for who you think will win.darnet!i should've made this a poll!
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Post by: patrick12q on June 21, 2005, 12:55:53 pm: Quote
Are you going to write it down? Plus, this is similar to my Nickelodeon Wars fic.
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i've never read it,so...
thats not copying,unless you know.plus,all cartoons fight.not just nickelodeon characters.and yes,i'm going to write it down.but,i wouldn't recemend it to,eh,i'd say 12 or under,thats why i put the warning.it's gonna have cartoon violence.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 22, 2005, 09:12:38 am: Okay I get this now.

Rocko vs. ZIM- ZIM would win, because he has weapons and stuff, Rocko is kind of a weakling.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 22, 2005, 09:23:38 am: no,rocko and zim are partners.spongebob and ren are too.this is how it goes

rocko and zim vs. spongebob and ren.its starting tommorrow.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 22, 2005, 10:01:20 am: I want Spongebob and Ren to win! GO SPONGEBOB!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 22, 2005, 12:42:03 pm: Heres the edges...
Spongebob: Weak fighter, but completly resists punches.
Ren: Can guitars on opponents heads and bite there skin off, ouch.

Rocko: Pretty much a weakling, I think he'd be the first to go down.
ZIM: This one may win it for Rocko&ZIM with all his high tech weapons.

I bet that Spongebob & Ren win almost completly because Spongebob can not be punched and hurt, unless ZIM has some sort of weapon that can stop this.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 22, 2005, 01:29:01 pm: Quote from: Sheldon J. Plankton,Jun 22 2005, 03:42 PM
Heres the edges...
Spongebob: Weak fighter, but completly resists punches.
Ren: Can guitars on opponents heads and bite there skin off, ouch.

Rocko: Pretty much a weakling, I think he'd be the first to go down.
ZIM: This one may win it for Rocko&ZIM with all his high tech weapons.

I bet that Spongebob & Ren win almost completly because Spongebob can not be punched and hurt, unless ZIM has some sort of weapon that can stop this.
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nope,spongebob is definitly gonna get hurt.no one,not even the winner will be scratchless.well,heres what weapons they'll be using:

rocko:punching gloves(he was practicing)
zim:a giant attack robot,he may have this whole thing wrapped up...

vs.
spongebob:kah-rah-tay!
ren:well,he can slap pretty hard.and just in case his slapping ain't hard enough,he's going to use stimpy as a baseball bat.

so,you know what thir using.well,heres one sneak peek...

[/quote]while rocko's down,spongebob goes to help ren beat zim.once he arrives,ren is slapping the heck out of his robot.its taking damage bad![/quote]

thats all the info your getting until tommorow,the big day!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 23, 2005, 05:55:04 am: It looks from the preview like SB and Ren are gonna win.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 07:49:51 am: announcer:okay!its time for the biggest match,well,the first match!

(you see the stadium,and tons of cartoon characters,spongebob comes up.the zim.then rocko.and seems late.cut to ren driving a truck.crashing into every thing)

ren:c'mon,man!

(he finally gets there,crashing into goku and kim possible,the others ran off.)

announcer:okay!its time for the match!10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1!!!!

(rocko and spongebob start fighting.so does ren and zim.)

ren:you weell never defeat me,man!

zim:oh,yeah?lets see how you like this!(he starts to punch ren,but misses every one)

ren:is that all you got?(ren jumps on zims attack robot.)

announcer:this is certantly violent!

(meanwhile,rocko beats the heck out of spongebob)

spongebob:my wally han a par

(spongebob kicks rocko in the balls,rocko lays down,he goes to help ren with zim.ren is slapping the heck out of zims robot.but he takes out a atomic nuclear bomb lazer at his head)

gir:oh,:dolphin noise:(his head gets blasted and blood and chunks of his brain fly everywhere!)

(now is spongebobs chance!)HEY!you killed ren!you ::Dolphin Noise::!
(then he finally gets in the robot
spongebob:is it your lunch break?

gir:oh,yeah!it is!

(spongebob goes up and pushes zim out the window.he gets grinded by gir,who was trying to devore a toilet!

now its just spongebob and rocko.who will win?see you tommorow on:
(logo comes on)BIKINI BOTTEM INTERNATIONAL FIGHTING MATCH!

heffer(drunkly):lets go drink some beer!(passes out)

everyone:ok!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 23, 2005, 09:35:23 am: You realize that you could have gotten banned had you made a cartoon out of that and posted it on the site, anyway interesting, although I don't think the mods will like the drunkedness, the Spongebob kicking Rocko in the balls part, or the graphic violence, but heck, I liked it and thought it was very funny. I don't know who will win, I like SB and Rocko so I'm not rooting for either of them.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 09:49:13 am: it won't be my falt!i put a warning in the title,but,maybe i should just cut that stuff out,just in case...
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Post by: weird_4 on June 23, 2005, 01:23:15 pm: That was funny. Whens the next match?
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 23, 2005, 01:25:00 pm: Yeah I wanna see who wins between Spongebob and Rocko.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 01:35:36 pm: the next match is tomorrow.there are 2 matches each week.after sb and rocko,its king neptune and the flying dutchman.after that,is a 4 part saga called:THE SODA WAR!yup,there will be 18 matches,and we're on to season 2!
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Post by: weird_4 on June 23, 2005, 01:41:36 pm: YAY! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 23, 2005, 04:00:06 pm: In season two you should have Dagget and The Flesh VS. Norbert and Squidward, that would be funny!
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 04:19:10 pm: i got ideas for the first three matches,and the last one of the season,but i'm still thinking of stuff for season 2.but,if i leave then,or get banned,who will take care of the bikini bottom international fighting match?whoever answers first,gets to host it,once i'm away or banned.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 23, 2005, 06:30:21 pm: I would take over for you.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 06:44:55 pm: okay! :biggrin: but hopefully,i won't get banned,but i will leave,though.to go on vacation.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 23, 2005, 08:23:19 pm: Do you want me to take over for you while your gone?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 08:45:28 am: after president bush toook care of bloo... welcome back to...
BIKINI BOTTOMS INTERNATIONAL FIGHTING MATCH!!!
as we left off,it was spongebob and rocko,who will win?oh,yeah!i'm going to put there actions,enjoy!
(rocko punches spongebob 3 times,then cuts his leg off,with a stay cut knife)

spongebob:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(then he wrestles rocko to the ground,but rocko throws him at the audience,he crashes into a spongebob plush toy stand.he jumps up,and does some hardcore kah-rah-tay on rocko.rocko tries to block,but gets his eye poked out!)

rocko:aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!1you'll pay for that!

(they start beating each other up,)

2 HOURS LATER
(spongebob and rocko are both covered in blood,they go after each other.rocko with a axe,spongebob with a spear.rocko cuts spongebob into peices,spongebob goes back into one peice)

spongebob:hah!

(rocko sticks a gernade in spongebobs mouth)

spongebob:ahhhhhhhhhhhh-(bomb blows up,spongebob peices fly every where!)

announcer:holy crap!the crowds going crazy!(edwardo bites the head off the announcer)

(the jelly bean scouts from camp lazlo come up and collect peices of spongebob.)

lazlo:this will be great for our sponge stew!okay!as we practiced!

(they start shaking their butts at the crowd)

rumpus:lazlo!you've earned a spanking!

(rumpus chases lazlo all around the stadium)

patrick12q:ok!winner of the first match!rocko!

rocko:hi mom!

(i give rocko the spit-ball trophe)

patrick12q:see you next time!
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 08:45:38 am: yes,but i won't be leaving yet.i'm not sure when we're going to go on vacation...anyways:

SUDDENLY BLOORIGARD Q. KAZOO COMES AND SHOOTS EVERYONE WITH A WEAPON FROM HALO!!!!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 24, 2005, 09:56:56 am: Ha ha very funny. Rocko, the one who I predicted would be the first one to K.O., won, wow, weird!
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 10:38:46 am: the next ones coming this thursday and friday.it will be king neptune and the flying dutchman.not sure if your going to like it,the old version,it sucked.so,now i'm going to make the new version great!i hope...but you guys will definitly like the soda war!its the first one with armys fighting.do you want me to tell you the plot of the 4 part soda war?
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 24, 2005, 10:47:14 am: Quote
the next ones coming this thursday and friday.it will be king neptune and the flying dutchman.not sure if your going to like it,the old version,it sucked.so,now i'm going to make the new version great!i hope...but you guys will definitly like the soda war!its the first one with armys fighting.do you want me to tell you the plot of the 4 part soda war?
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Awesome, I can't wait!
Also, can I help weird_4 take over your job?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 11:08:26 am: well,he doesn't take over until i get banned,leave for a while,or some other third thing.but,yeah you can.and maybe we can discuss ideas for it.but to do that,we're going to have to pick a website to meet at,though.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 24, 2005, 11:23:34 am: How do we do that?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 11:46:45 am: i just siad we should meet at a website,like imdb or something.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 24, 2005, 11:51:14 am: How would I know that you're there?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 12:12:25 pm: mu username there is darrowwehrman.but,discussing ideas for it,was just a idea.we don't have to do it.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 24, 2005, 01:02:31 pm: When someone gets banned where there title usually is is replaced by BANNED for eternity. Thats how we'll know he's banned. Can banned people PM?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 01:16:10 pm: i don't think so,but you can email me.my email is darrowwehrman@cox.net
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Post by: weird_4 on June 24, 2005, 03:03:43 pm: Oh I see what you mean when you say that we can meet there. But how will we be able to talk to each other there?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 03:12:30 pm: its a message board,or maybe runescape.not to play,but to talk.i don't know.but if we say it here,then it wont be much of a suprise of whos going to win,but we dont have to do it.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 05:00:29 pm: wee!
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 05:00:58 pm: oh...
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Post by: weird_4 on June 26, 2005, 02:19:44 pm: My idea was that we could Instant message each other so we don't have to go online and waste our time looking for the message boards. Well just incase you have to leave or get banned.
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Post by: Patrick on June 26, 2005, 02:38:45 pm: LOCK THIS TOPIC! IT'S TOO VIOLENT!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 26, 2005, 04:08:26 pm: Quote
LOCK THIS TOPIC! IT'S TOO VIOLENT!
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Come on it's not that bad. patrick12q and I have been PMing each other latly, we've been talking about creating a website for this.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 26, 2005, 05:53:50 pm: Yeah. This topic isn't that violent. Violence involes bombs and guns. It's like wrestling.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 27, 2005, 07:35:31 am: but i put that warning!i know it has blasting peoples heads off,but theres a warning in the title!how many times do i have to say it?and it does have pretty bad violence,but thats the whole reason i put:WARNING:may be too violent for children.

maybe we should get started on the website in case they close this topic.

welcome back to...
BIKINI BOTTEM INTERNATIONAL FIGHTING MATCH!

patrick12q:i'm your host,patrick12q,and these are my other announcers:juan the egghole...

juan the egghole:yo,yo,yo,whats up,dogs?

patrick12q:and patrick...

patrick:oy,oy,oy,what down,cats?

patrick12q:getting started,king neptune and the flying dutchman are competeing face to face,this might be one intense battle!

patrick:yup,but,does anyone know where the bathroom is?

juan the egghole(points to a old ladys purse):ain't that it?

patrick:thanks!

juan the egghole(on the speaker):hello,everyone!before the matcch,we have patrick12q doing the hoola!

patrick12q:what?

juan the egghole(kicks him in the but,he falls down into the stadium):get out there!

patrick12q:uh,(starts doing the hoola)oh,hoola,hoola,hoola.oh,hoola,hoola,yeah!uh,(runs back to jugdes table.)

juan the egghole:we still have time left!what are we going to do?

(can hear a old lady screaming.patrick comes with a knife in his butt.

GROSS PART ALERT!
patrick sits down,only for the knife to go in further.)

juan the egghole:i got it!(starts farting,farts so hard,that he starts flying.starts flying around the stadium.)

patrick12q(in speaker):now,its time for the moment you've all been waiting for!king neptune!(king neptune comes on stadium)and the flying dutchman!(flying dutchman appears on stadium,laughing.)now!count down!10!9!8!7!6!5!4!3!2!1!

crowd:yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(neptune punches dutchman in nose.duthman growls and wresles neptune to the ground.)

duthcman:hahaha!!!you can't beat me!

neptune:yaaa!(takes a chainsaw and cuts dutchmans arm off.)

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after 40 hours of hurting each other and doing incredibly violent things that might get me banned if i post them,duthman opens a jar of spirits,the spirits go around,hitting neptune,who was covered in blood.while the spirits are attacking neptune,duthman took his septar,and pointed straight at neptune...

... TO BE CONTINUED...
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Post by: weird_4 on June 27, 2005, 10:38:52 am: This topic shouldn't get closed. We'll just have to be carefull of what we say in the battles.
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Post by: Sb129 on June 27, 2005, 10:42:42 am: Hmm a website would be cool.Anyway,you killed Ren,Zim &SB!Well Squidward,Plankton,Dib,Gaz,The Tallest,Tak,Mimi & all of Irk(except Skoodge,Gir & Minimoose)are happy now thoe.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 27, 2005, 10:45:42 am: don't worry!if we ever get to season 3,i got a suprise for you.this is just one season,and i got season 2 all figured out!anyways:

(bloo,in a cave)

bloo:phew!

(hears a noise)

bloo:huh!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!(runs)

bush:come back!(shoots,but hits gary.)

spongebob:you monsters!you killed gary!

bloo and bush:spongebob?but i thought you died?

(look at each other and point guns.)

coach(comes up.):calm down!we can settle this at the bikini bottem international fighting match!

bloo and bush(look at coach):GET HIM!

(start chasing the coach.)
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Post by: Sb129 on June 27, 2005, 10:57:27 am: Yay ghosts!Or heaven/heck fights! :cool:
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Post by: patrick12q on June 27, 2005, 11:17:46 am: no,he ain't a ghost,he still looks the same,he just appeared out of nowhere.and the series with bloo and bush and spongebob,will lead up to the last episode of the season.and the last episode of the season,will lead up to the whole season 2.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 27, 2005, 01:24:05 pm: weird_4 and I have now took over BBIFM. I'll PM him about doing a new eppy.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 27, 2005, 01:30:16 pm: well,it won't be until the 4th of july.so we're going to have to wait a few days.and,you'll probably end up doing part of the soda war.the soda war will be a war against the pantsless,and the shirtless.the shirtless will be patrick leading the army of evil cats,and the pantsless will be squidward and winnie the pooh,leading the army of robo ninja monkeys.i might be able to do the first half of it,but just in case,i want to pm you of the first episode of the soda war.
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 27, 2005, 02:10:09 pm: Not to sound mean, but this story is very supid.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 27, 2005, 02:35:58 pm: Quote
Not to sound mean, but this story is very supid.
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well,if you don't like it,don't read it!this is for anyone who likes,if anyone likes it...
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Post by: Banana on June 27, 2005, 03:02:26 pm: It's pretty good...but if you REALLY want to make it good, I have some tips:

1. Put it through spell checker. It makes things easier for all of us. Really.

2. Carefully think things out. 3/5 of the time you just seem to be rambling and repeating yourself, and while they can be funny, it is sort of annoying.

3. Sometimes the characters say or do dumb things that they would NEVER say or do.

I'll give it a passing garde of 6/10. Take my tips and I will improve the score.

-Banana
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Post by: patrick12q on June 27, 2005, 03:16:37 pm: ok,but remember,cartoon characters are supposed to be fighting,so,yeah.but if your saying the third one to me,go tell the 3rd one to the guy who wrote the haunted type writer.but,yeah.i guess i did get a little carried away.but,ok.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 27, 2005, 05:03:54 pm: You can PM me any time.
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Post by: Sb129 on June 28, 2005, 12:51:45 am: Quote
well,it won't be until the 4th of july.so we're going to have to wait a few days.and,you'll probably end up doing part of the soda war.the soda war will be a war against the pantsless,and the shirtless.the shirtless will be patrick leading the army of evil cats,and the pantsless will be squidward and winnie the pooh,leading the army of robo ninja monkeys.i might be able to do the first half of it,but just in case,i want to pm you of the first episode of the soda war.
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Who does Patrick fight with besides the cats?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 08:40:12 am: well,i had trouble with that one,what cartoon doesn't ever wear a shirt?i could only think of patrick.
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on June 28, 2005, 10:54:01 am: this is awesome but like banana said try to have the characters do what they normally do. i have some ideas for you guys, but characters without a shirt like maybe scooby doo or something. 8.5/10 a little too violent for me keep up the good work!
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 11:03:35 am: Quote
this is awesome but like banana said try to have the characters do what they normally do. i have some ideas for you guys, but characters without a shirt like maybe scooby doo or something. 8.5/10 a little too violent for me keep up the good work!
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scooby doo doesn't even wear clothes!i'm trying to think of one with no shirt,but has...oh!i got one!captain underpants!he can fight side by side with patrick!i love my brain!
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Post by: Sb129 on June 28, 2005, 11:05:17 am: Hmmmm...ok.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 11:18:46 am: if you've never heard of captain underpants,there the funniest books in the world!made by dav pilkey!go to http://www.pilkey.com/bookview.php?id=3 (http://www.pilkey.com/bookview.php?id=3) or just go to scholastic.com to find out more about captain underpants.he's not really a cartoon,but looks like one.don't worry,you won't see a realistic fat guy in his under wear.and his site is pretty good too.
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Post by: Sb129 on June 28, 2005, 11:24:52 am: I know about it.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 11:27:16 am: yeah,but there might be some people who don't!
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on June 28, 2005, 12:02:36 pm: ah good idea captain underpants is awesome!
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 12:20:55 pm: now i got the whole plot of the soda figured out!
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on June 28, 2005, 12:49:57 pm: what is it? i want to help you out can i?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 12:55:38 pm: eh,fine.but this is the last person who can help me.i already got 3.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 28, 2005, 03:11:53 pm: Aw man. No ofnce but I don't think it's a good idea. I think that there would be too many people helping. Sheldon J. Plankton can help me. Please?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 03:22:54 pm: eh,ok.sorry spongeybrain09.i just need 2,so,its just me,weird_4,and sheldon j. plankton.anyways,the match between neptune and dutchman continues tommorow!
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Post by: weird_4 on June 28, 2005, 03:26:03 pm: Yay! I can't wait.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 28, 2005, 03:47:09 pm: i still can't believe we made it to page 7 already!
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Post by: weird_4 on June 28, 2005, 06:35:55 pm: What do you mean?
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 28, 2005, 06:40:28 pm: Quote
What do you mean?
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He's banned. He can't reply.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 28, 2005, 06:51:13 pm: Whos' banned?
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on June 29, 2005, 07:00:56 am: it's ok i'll just sit in my corner weeping. just kidding! oh man you guys if pat12q is banned i'm afraid that if weird_4 and sheldon j. plankton continue it they'll get banned
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Post by: weird_4 on June 29, 2005, 07:33:31 am: No we won't. It really depends what we put in the story.
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 29, 2005, 10:07:30 am: Quote
Whos' banned?
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Patrick12q. He was banned for flaming.
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on June 29, 2005, 12:18:47 pm: oh who did he flame? when's the next match
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Post by: weird_4 on June 29, 2005, 12:56:01 pm: Wait he's banned right now this very second?
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 29, 2005, 02:21:04 pm: I gave pat12q my e-mail, we wanted to start up a website.

Pat12q didn't get banned for this, he got banned for spamming.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 29, 2005, 04:54:37 pm: What's spamming? And is he going to return to Spongezone? :sad: :sad:
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 29, 2005, 05:24:52 pm: Quote
What's spamming? And is he going to return to Spongezone? :sad: :sad:
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He didn't get banned for spamming (useless posting), he got banned for flaming (insulting people). And he'll be back tomorrow night.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 29, 2005, 05:39:13 pm: Thank you and God bless your soul.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 30, 2005, 05:16:09 am: Thank god, I couldn't recreate the magic that was pat12q's fighting matches if I tried.
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Post by: weird_4 on June 30, 2005, 07:45:00 am: I know. But just between us, we shuold PM each other before the 4th of July when Pat12q is gone.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 30, 2005, 06:40:28 pm: yo guys!whats up?i see sheldon j. plankton hasn't read my email yet.oh,well.

juan the egghole(farting up to the sun):we're back!

(neptune is surrounded by the spirits who are beating him up.)

dutchman:prepare to die!wahahahahahahahahaa!

(neptune grabs hold of one and throws one it at dutchmans eye)

dutchman(eyes bleeding):you think your clever?(points septar at mindy)

mindy(scared):daddy!

neptune:mindy!

(dutchman fires at mindy,but neptune jumps in front of her)

neptune:nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!(gets hit)aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(falls to the floor with a hole burned through his body.)

patrick:and,uh,neptune seems to be resting,he won't win,thats for sure!

patrick12q:he gets the spitball trophe!

(the crowd yells loudly,spongebob kicks through the door carrying a gun.the crowd goes dead silent)

spongebob:i'm here to see bush,and bloo...(loads gun)

(bush and bloo come carrying guns.they start shooting each other)

spongebob:this is for gary!

(shoots them both.they both fall down.)

spongebob:i did it!i avenged gary!(walks out of the arena)see you in h3ll,suckers,see you in h3ll!muhahahahahahahaaaa!

bloo(gets up,is covered in blood):oh,we'll see you al right!(loads gun)oh,we'll see you.muhahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

to be continued...

it's good to be back!
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Post by: weird_4 on June 30, 2005, 07:26:34 pm: YAY! I'm soo glad that you're back! 1000000000000/10!!!
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 01, 2005, 01:05:18 pm: that was horribly awesome 9.9/10 i dont give perfect scores! excellente` mue bueno
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Post by: weird_4 on July 01, 2005, 01:26:35 pm: Yeah. How long until the Soda war thing?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 01, 2005, 01:42:37 pm: this monday,but since we're going camping,i'll tell you the plot of the first one.
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 01, 2005, 04:09:41 pm: alright cant wait
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Post by: patrick12q on July 01, 2005, 05:23:06 pm: anyone who wants to see bikini bottem international fighting match,go to the link under my banner!
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 02, 2005, 07:34:52 am: ok that was weird
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Post by: weird_4 on July 02, 2005, 10:22:54 am: Hey! I mean, oh.
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Post by: Banana on July 02, 2005, 01:09:25 pm: I love that website, I have an account there. I forget it, but I ate like 100 brains.

Oh yeah, 100 posts in this topic alone.

-Banana
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Post by: Spongefan123 on July 02, 2005, 01:49:24 pm: nice job! cant wait for the next match!
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Post by: weird_4 on July 02, 2005, 01:54:58 pm: I'm doing the next match. I just want to let you know that. And I just want to remind you guys that after the Soda War is going to be Mr. Krabs vs. Doodlebob! Now that's going to be fun to read.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 03, 2005, 06:31:30 am: That match was great, 10/10, but the web link wouldn't get me to the animated version.
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 03, 2005, 08:11:16 am: dang i always miss it! it wont let me see it
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Post by: Sb129 on July 03, 2005, 08:33:28 am: Who's Bush?
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Post by: weird_4 on July 03, 2005, 11:36:18 am: Ugh. Anyhow I also just want to remind you that tomorrow, I'm going to post the Soda war at 9:00 am in my time. So don't come to this thread until 9:04 am my time. Thanks!
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 03, 2005, 01:16:52 pm: great! what time zone are you in
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Post by: weird_4 on July 03, 2005, 01:34:39 pm: California.
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 04, 2005, 09:02:46 am: alright we should be seeing the new fighting match
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Post by: weird_4 on July 04, 2005, 09:07:17 am: weird_4:Welcome back. I'm weird_4 taking place for patrick12q with Sheldon J. Plankton.
Sheldon J. Plankton:It's nice to be here.
Jaun the egg hole:Me to.
Patrick:Me 3. I think.....
weird_4:Let's look back in the ring where we see the RNM's
Pooh:Is this going to be our biggest match yet?
RNM's:Yeah!

Pooh:Remember!They're cats!They're girls!They're pink for crying out loud!Let's get out there!

Squidward:And kick some tail!

(they go out into the ring.)

1 SECOND LATER
werid_4:The robo ninja monkeys,and pooh,are all lieing on the ground,dead.squiddy runs away.then,in come the nakeds.or nudes.They're leader is Stimpy.
Patrick:Poor Squidward.
Sheldon J. Plankton:Yeah. I'm with you there Pat ol' buddy.
weird_4:And it looks like the officers are coming to arrest Stimpy.
Stimpy:I'll be back. Yeah!
Sheldon J. Plankton:I have a question. Why is it called The Soda war?
weird_4:Who cares? It doesn't matter.
Patrick:Whens the next match?
weird_4:The next match will be next Saturday. It'll be Mr. Krabs vs. Doodle bob.
Patrick:WHERE!?
(Patrick shivers scaredly)
weird_4:See ya next time folks.
Jaun the egghole:Yeah!
Sheldon J. Plankton:Yeah!
Patrick:I'll be here. AAAA! I forgot my blankie!(runs home)
What did you guys think? Sorry I'm late for posting it.
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 04, 2005, 09:27:32 am: it was good you did better than i thought you would8/10 i'll be at the next match
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Post by: weird_4 on July 04, 2005, 09:32:13 am: Thanks. :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Post by: patrick12q on July 04, 2005, 03:58:01 pm: wait!no one was supposed to win yet,it was supposed to have 4 parts to it!so,forget the part where he gets arrested.the next part of it will be wndsday.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 04, 2005, 04:00:17 pm: i was just kidding!i just wanted to eat your brain :biggrin:
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 05, 2005, 06:36:35 am: oh cool this is going to be nice
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Post by: patrick12q on July 05, 2005, 10:32:20 am: Quote
Who's Bush?
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sorry if this offends anyone,but its presedent bush.its a reference to a game i found online,where bush shoots a bunch of guys invading the white house.its very fun!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 06, 2005, 12:26:53 pm: Quote
Quote
Who's Bush?
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sorry if this offends anyone,but its presedent bush.its a reference to a game i found online,where bush shoots a bunch of guys invading the white house.its very fun!
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I'm very anti-Bush, I'm not offended.

Anyway weird_4 good job taking over.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 06, 2005, 12:57:31 pm: patrick12q:hi guys!i'm back!yeehaw!ok,now lets get this over with!stimpy just got back from jail,more like he escaped from it,anyway!get ready for intense action!

:wounded2: :tank: :starwars: :sniper: :rifle: :hang:

patrick:wow!things are really heating up!

(GIR,accedently attacks the audience)

patrick:uh-oh,

(stimpy just sitsa there,shooting snot bubbles at everyone,and whoever comes near,he farts so hard,they die.)

captain underpants:tra-la-la!(kicks everyone he see's in the nuts,throws a plunger at stimpy's face)

stimpy:i'm blind!(somehow grows wings,he flys up,his wings fall off,blood splatters everywhere,he falls on a hotdog stand.

GROSS MOMENT!
hamburger lord:which is blood,which is ketchup?hmmm...oh well!(scoops up some ketchup,and some blood)

member of audience:i want a hot dawg!(someone throws a bikini on his head.hamburger lord gives him a hotdog with blood on it.)yummy!(eats it.GIR comes and chops his head off)ow!i'm sooo dead!

patrick12q:well,things are going out of hand,the officers tried to arrest stimpy got killed by GIR,or eaten by a pizza.so,uh,to be continued...

MEANWHILE...
bloo searches the parking lot for spongebob,holding a plasma gun,

bloo:you have to be here somewhere...

(bloo gets ran over by spongebobs train,)

bloo(gets up)revenge!revenge!

cosmo:( comes up)hey!thats my line!

(bloo shoots cosmo in the head)
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 06, 2005, 01:00:32 pm: AWESOME! 10/10.

This place is really thriving again.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 06, 2005, 07:29:44 pm: Can I ask you somthing patrcik12q?? Whens your next battle? Cause on Saturday I want to do my match of Mr. krabs vs. Doodlebob. So can you do your second part on Thursday or Friday? Thank you.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 07, 2005, 05:06:00 am: i'm going to do my match after weird_4.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 07, 2005, 07:38:08 am: Okay.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 07, 2005, 08:44:49 am: ok,i'll post my 3rd episode of the soda war today and tommorrow.that way,weird_4 gets to do his,and so does sheldon.

juan the egghole(looks drunk,holding a bottle of beer):we're back with fun!(chair tips over)

(GIR stops attacking the audience,goes to attack captain underpants)

captain undrpants:i've faced more bigger foes than you!attack,my hamsters!

(hamsters attack GIR)

GIR:you will pay!

:mf_microwave: :mf_plasmawhore: :shuriken: :raygun: :starwars: :stretcher:

patrick12q:the war is heating up!(explosion is heard)wow!how come stimpy has fireworks coming out of his crack?

(oh,and one thing i forgot to say.stimpy,and the nudes have blurs covering there privates.)

strong bad(in the audience):what heck!(tears off his shirt and pants,blurs go on him)i can pound the crap out of them!(goes and punches stimpy)

stimpy:hay!ain't you on my side?

strong bad:oh,right.(goes a kicks bugs bunny in the butt)

bugs(angry):ooohh!you little bith!your fricken a stupid gay...(kicks strong bad so hard,he flies to the sun)thats what you get once you mess with loony tunes.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 07, 2005, 01:51:06 pm: Ha ha ha! That may be the best one since the orignal! 10/10.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 07, 2005, 07:19:03 pm: I didn't know that there was going to be more than 1 part in the Soda war. Well you did a better job than me. 10/10.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 08, 2005, 12:04:13 pm: patrick12q:its the last match!who will win?my moneys on patrick!

juan the egghole:my moneys on catnip!

(everyones fighting,500 people are dead,2 are injured.)

stimpy(pukes):blah!

patrick:eew!(turns out its a bomb)ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!(blows up,once smoke clears,it reveals it does no damadge to pat.)i'm alive!

ren(comes up as a devil):no you ain't! haha!(hits him in the head with a bat 10 times)hahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!(devil grabs him)ahhhh!!!!please!don't take me back!aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(disappears)

:starwars: :sniper: :wheelchair: :whip: :shuriken: :raygun:

patrick12q:oohhh!!!it looks like-

BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(bomb explodes)

partrick12q:whew!(cough, cough)it looks like stimpy had a bomb come out his crack,again. i hope he doesn't do that again!

(bomb blows up)BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

patrick12q:i spoke too-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

patrick12q:hmm... it looks like...THE EVIL CATS FROM THE PLANET MOO WINS!!!!

audience:YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(another bomb comes out stimpys crack)BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END
patrick12q:don't forget to tune in to the next match!its mr.krabs and...oh,its just mr.krabs and spongedoodle with the doodle version of patrick!then,its sheldon j. plankton with a mystery match(he hasn't told us what it is yet).

BAMBI'S INTERVIEW
bambi(is in pink shirt,with pink earrings,pink boots,and pink lipstick(yes, he's gay))hello mr.stimpy,how are you today?

stimpy:duh,i drank out of a toilet.

bambi:...

stimpy:you look hot,but i thought you were a boy!

bambi:uh,yeah,well...

stimpy(kisses bambi,they start making out,a channel block comes on)

channel block:please wait while stimpy and bambi make out!

5 HOURS LATER

channel block:er,this might take a while...
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Post by: weird_4 on July 08, 2005, 12:51:48 pm: Sorry I'm posting early. Anyway here's the match. Mr Krabs vs Doodlebob.
weird_4:Welcome back. I'm weird_4 taking place for patrick12q.
(Patrick runs back with a blankie in his hand)
weird_4:Today is the big day!
Sheldon J. Plankton:Yeah! Who will win? Mr Krabs or Doodlebob?
Patrick:AAAAAAAAA Doodlebob!
weird_4:It's okay Patrick. Lets talk to Jaun the egghole out in the ring taking to Doodlebob. And folks, we translated Doodlebobs words into English for you guys so you know what he's saying.
(We see Jaun the egghole in the ring with Doodlebob)
Jaun the egghole:So Doodlebob. Do yo think you're going to win?
Doodlebob:Yeah! I'm going to kick Mr. Krabs butt!
Jaun the egghole:Interesting.
(Doodlebob draws a doodle Patrick)
Jaun the egghole:Uh-oh.
Doodlebob:You will die Mr. Krabs!
Jaun the egghole:Mr Krabs! Do you think you'll win?
Mr Krabs:Of course. I brought my ol navy buddy from the USS Gorumet.
Jaun the egghole:That seems great. Where is he?
Mr. Krabs:Here he comes now.
(Someone jumps through the roof and lands in the ring)
weird_4:Thanks Jaun the egghole! For that interesting update.
Jaun the egghole.:No problem. I'm going to Starbucks. Be right back.
DING DING DING!
weird_4:You know what that means?
Patrick:Nap time?
weird_4: No! It's time for the match to begin.
(Doodlebob and Doodle Patrick walk up to Mr. Krabs and his ol' Navy buddy, Big Sir)
Doodlebob:Get ready Krabs.
(Doodlebob pulls out R-A243 pencil that shoots pencil stuff)
(Doodle Patrick does the same thing)
Big Sir:Arrrgh!
(Big Sir pulls out a cannon)
Doodle Patrick:Huh?
(Big Sir launches a neuclier bomb)
(bomb hits Doodlebobs head)
(Doodlebob explodes except for his arm)
(Doodlebobs arm draws itself)
(Doodlebob launches the R-A243 pencil)
Mr. Krabs:AAAAAAAAAA! Eraser bombs.
BOOOOOOOM!
BOOOOOM!
weird_4:Wow! Another explosion!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick:AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Jaun the egghole:I'm back what did I.......
(A huge eraser gets launched and lands on Jaun the egghole)
Jaun the egghole:Lets just hope it's not a....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weird_4:That's the end of him.
Patrick:Yep.
3 hours later
weird_4:Phew. It's all over now. This has been the longest match yet.
(Doodlebb stabs Mr. Krabs with a pencil)
Mr. Krabs:Arrgh!
:usaflag:
Big Sir:Noone does that to my friend.
:starwars: :spam_laser: :sniper: :robot: :rifle:
weird_4:It looks like Doodlebob lost and Mr. Krabs won! The nurse is fixing Mr. Krabs and he's alive and well.
Mr. Krabs:Thanks man.
Big Sir:No problem.
weird_4:See ya next time.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 08, 2005, 12:56:56 pm: wow!your pretty good!10/10!
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Post by: weird_4 on July 08, 2005, 01:04:07 pm: Thanks.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 11, 2005, 08:22:45 am: sheldon, you can post any time now.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 11, 2005, 09:40:50 am: Yep. Any time now. *checks watch*
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Post by: patrick12q on July 11, 2005, 01:07:43 pm: er, :angry: ,oh well, i'll just do one:bambi vs. godzilla
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patrick12q:well, we've been waiting for sheldon's match for a while now, so i guess we're going to have to wait some more.

crowd:boo!

coach:we have to find someone to fight while we wait for sheldon...

bambi(in the same suit from the last one):am i late?

coach:no, your just in time!your going to face....godzilla!

godzilla(goes up into ring and roars):rroooooooooooaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!

bambi(stares at him, poops his pants, oh, he ain't wearing pants):bu-but i can't!

coach:shut up and go in there you gay...

bambi:shut up!i ain't gay!

coach:explain the picture of you havin :dolphin noise: with thumper?

bambi:they should name him humper...

coach:what!?

bambi:i mean, thumpers a good name!

coach:get your :dolphin noise: in there!(kicks bambi in ring)

coach:here, its bambi vs. godzilla!godzilla, he's a loner.bambi, her-his partner is thumper!

thumper( comes up carrying guns and stuff):lets get this over with!

bambi:dang, you look sexy!

thumper:thanks!

bambi:ooh, i could just...(gets smacked by godzilas claw)ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumper:say hello to my little friend!(starts blasting godzilla)

godzilla:oh, you greasy pig!(burns him to dust)

juan the egghole:wow, thats the shortest match 'evar'!

crowd:that...sucked!(the crowd starts throwing things at patrick12q, pat12q gets killed)

weird_4:pat12q?

patrick12q(stares motionless)

juan the egghole:he's dead!can i eat his livers?

everyone:NO!

(everyone looks at the will, it says this stadium will be haunted, and be cursed to have a match every week days)

juan the egghole:what the ::Dolphin Noise::?this is the stupidest will i read!(thunder srikes him)
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by the way,where is sheldon?
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Post by: weird_4 on July 11, 2005, 03:54:19 pm: Thanks for puting me in your story.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 11, 2005, 04:13:33 pm: your welcome, and even though i killed myself off, i'm going to be in a later match...
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 11, 2005, 04:54:49 pm: that was great cant wait for the next match
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Post by: patrick12q on July 12, 2005, 10:05:29 am: this match is:tom and itchy vs. jerry and scratchy,er, so this will be a silent match
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juan the egghole:hi!i'm the only announcer here since pat12q is dead, weird_4 is somewhere,sheldon is on vacation,and who knows where pat is.well, this match is itchy and tom vs jerry and scratchy.NAKED TIME!!!!(goes naked and dances in front of someones face)

(the match starts, itchy hits jerry in the head with the hammer, jery gets knocked out, tom gives a thumbs up to itchy, itchy smiles, head gets choped off.tom burns jerry to dust)

juan the egghole:man, whats up with the short matches?
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 13, 2005, 09:24:16 am: that was crazy i love it!
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Post by: patrick12q on July 13, 2005, 09:44:31 am: the next one will be better.its a 3 matcher!sausage and terrance vs. GIR and lazlo vs. rocko and john the homidical maniac.
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Post by: spongeybrain09 on July 13, 2005, 10:26:50 am: ha! that's going to be great!
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Post by: patrick12q on July 13, 2005, 12:39:14 pm: juan the egghole:timew fora ca-(falls down chair)

(everyone comes up ring)

sausage:why are you on my team again?(kicks terrane in the eye, his eye bleeds)hey, rocko!

rocko:what?

sausage:if you don't give me john, i'll tear you livers out!

rocko(getting scared):uh, o-o-ok.

sausage:you get terrance!(throws terrance at him)

rocko(to lazlo):hello, meat!

lazlo:meat?(grows huge and strong)

patsy:oh, he looks sexier than before!

lazlo:we'll see whos meat!(starts punching and beating up rocko)yaaaahhh!!!

rocko:ow, ouchies, owwww!!!(falls down)

lazlo(turns to normal):wow, i did that?

patsy:you sure did...(starts making out with lazlo)

johnn the homidical maniac(starts beating up rocko)

juan the egghole:john is being a maniac, as usual,(john grabs him)

john:here's johnny!(starts beating up juan the egghole)

juan the egghole:i'm going to just sit on the floor and say nothing(falls)

GIR:blah!(pukes allover john)

john:aaahhh!!!(steps on rockos head, rocko dies)

terrence:why?!WHY!?(john kicks terrance)ahhhh!!!(terrence gets a pole through him, he hangs on the ceailing)why!?wh-(his face falls off and smooshes sausage, blood comes out of terrences body)

GIR(in surious mode, bites johns head off):die, homidical idiot!(GIR kills everyone)

lazlo(still making out with patsy, stops)hey, what happend?(see's the whole bloody mess on the ring)wow!looks like GIR won it for us!

patsy:shut up and kiss me!

lazlo:ok(about to kiss patsy, gets his head cut off by GIR, whos still spining madly with knifes in his hand)

patsy:why?!

juan the egghole(gets up):what happend?oh!it seems like GIR wins!but got too carried away and killed his partner!oh, well!party time!(everyone starts dancing on the ring, which is still covered in blood and dead bodys.the ring turns into a dance floor, that song that was in jelly jam(i forgot its name) starts playing.GIR is out of serious mode, and is dancing like he is in iz's avatar.aang does the crap dance.juan the egghole is dancing naked, so is dumbledoor(potterpuppetpals.com).everyone is dancing, having a great time.er, they keep patrying, and partying, and patying until 4:00 in the morning.)
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 14, 2005, 04:51:49 am: This is Sheldon J. Plankton and I have returned from my vacation in Canada!

pat, you can include me as an announcer now I guess.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 14, 2005, 08:03:49 am: oh, well you can do your match now.

sheldon j plankton:hi, we're here with stimpy and gaz vs. mandy and...oh, she doesn't have a partner, she has the sith.mandy vs. juniper lee and scooby doo...

scooby:huh?

sheldon j. plankton:...vs. danny phantom and american dragon!a 4 matcher!

audience:yaaaay!!!

american dragon(someone throws a bra on his head):OK!WHO THROWING BRA'S ON PEOPLE'S HEAD?HUH!?

homestar:uuuhhhh...(american dragon burns him)ow.

sheldon:and now it's time to fight!

juan the egghole(with a bra on his head):who threw a bra on my head?

AM(american dragon):i'll knock you so hard, you'll be on general hospit-(a slashing sound is heard, AM falls)

mandy:time to slay this dragon!

AM(gets up):aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!that seriously hurt, man!(mandy slashes at the dragon countless times, each time, a scream is heard and blood comes on the sith, jake falls to the ground, motionless.)

danny phantom:you can't get me! i'm a ghost!

(meanwhile...)
gaz:time to put the pounden' on you!

scooby:*gulp!*

stimpy:yeah!go!go!yeah!yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!(falls asleep)

juniper lee:don't worry mandy!i know how to handle danny!yo, danny!(danny looks at her)wanna get a bed?

danny:sure!(they start making out, juniper sticks 10 knifes through him)aahhhh!!!!(dies)

mandy(chops scooby in halfs):hahahahahahahahaa!

squidward(comes up ring with a bat):yahoo!

sheldon j. plankton:oh!and squiddys lost it!

squidward(beats juniper with a bat):hahahahahahhaaa!!!!take that, loo-ser!haha!

(everyone in ring looks at squid ward)

mandy:lets get him!(everyone starts beating squidward, but squidward hits them each away)ahhhhhhh!!!!!

squidward:hahahahahaaa!!!!now, i must kill!

officers:get him!(officers get him and drag him away)

officer:sorry everyone!he escaped from the loony bin, he's now going now going to get his shots!so continue!(everyone continues fighting, and accedently kills the officer, after stimpy gets killed, its mandy vs. gaz)

mandy:you seem to be my counterpart, hmm...do you wan world conquest?

gaz:h3ll, yeah!

mandy:come!we shall go to the mall and buy weapons, then rule the world!

gaz:fine with me!

mandy:Let's go!

audience:booooo!!!!

sheldon j. plankton:oh!the crowds lost it!time for lock down!(the announcer building(which is at the top of the building by rows 7 and 8)closes and a metal shield goes around it.)

sheldon:well, we're here until they calm down, whattya want to do?

juan the egghole:hmm...let's dance naked!(starts dancing naked, dumbledoor(from potter puppet pals.com)comes up)

dumbledoor:i want to dance naked too!(they both start dancing naked chanting,"naked time!")

5 HOURS LATER...
(they're still dancing naked, sheldon is asleep in his chair, the t.v screen is on, showing the audience killing each other)
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Post by: patrick12q on July 15, 2005, 10:36:33 am: sheldon j. plankton:okay, now its time for taz vs. the toilenater!

taz(just blubbering sounds, a lump rises from the ring):huh?(a zombie pops out, taz screams and spins away)

juan the egghole:a zimbie!

sheldon j. plankton:that's a zombie!not a zimbie!

juan the egghole:cazumtite.

zombie:eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sheldon j. plankton:hey, that zombie looks familier...

zombie:must eat brains!

sheldon j. plankton:...HOLY ASSWIPE!THAT'S PAT12Q!

patrick12q zombie:must lift curse!must defeat taz and coco!with bloo too!

sheldon j. plankton:eh, i'll help him.

juan the egghole:hold on, let me get my camara, your going to get killed!

pat12q zombie(turns sheldon into a zombie):lets get them!

taz:(spins around and around and around)yeehaw!

coco:cocococococoococo!co coco coococococ coco cococococo co!

taz:okay!(hits them over to coco, coco eats them, and then farts them out)yay coco!

sheldon j. plankton zombie(bites coco's head off)

juan the egghole:coco lost her head!

pat12q zombie:let's use our zombie powers!(electricety goes through them, taz, coco, and bloo(who had a muffle) turn into zombies and go underground)we win!(they turn to normal)

pat12q:it feels good to be human again!let's go eat!

sheldon j. plankton:ok!

pat12q:hey juan!

juan the egghole:What?

pat12q:wanna go eat?

juan the egghole:sure!

LATER...
weird_4:hey guys!i'm back!(zombie taz, zombie coco, and zombie bloo get up)aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

zombies(the zombies chase weird_4):brrrraaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssssssssss!!!!!!!
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oh, and sheldon j. plankton, you can do your match now.
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Post by: Sb129 on July 15, 2005, 11:03:19 am: Hmmm,I would like a continuation of Mandy's & Gaz's destruction of the world.Seriousley thoe(Sorry for bad spelling).
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Post by: patrick12q on July 15, 2005, 11:10:10 am: yeah, i was thinking of that, maybe i'll put it as shorts.
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Post by: Sb129 on July 15, 2005, 03:14:35 pm: Hmmm,I'd like to see Meatwad,Frylock(who be able to zap the opponent) & Master Shake vs Billy,Plankton & Patrick.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 18, 2005, 11:56:12 am: pat12q:hi!this is our 14th match, only 4 more matches and season 1 is over!you hear me?OVER!

sheldon j. plankton(slaps pat12q)

pat12q:thanks

sheldon j. plankton:no prob.

pat12q:anyways, today, we have squiddy, whos juust been released from the loony bin, he's not here yet, so we're going to have a musical guest appearence by...

sheldon j. plankton:hillary duff!

hilary duff(starts singing why not)

crowd:boo!(start throwing things at her, 5 seconds later, she's in a pile of garbage)

hilarry duff:help?help!someone let me out?

pat12q:and squidwards arrived!

crowd:yaaaay!

squidward(looking crazy, and hoding a bat):ahahahahaha!!!!

juan the egghole:and he's facin'...

pat12q, sheldon, and juan the egghole:TROGDOR!!!!

trogdor(crashes through wall):rrroooaaaarrrr!!!!

squidward:bring it on!

pat12q:and squidwards assistant, aku!(aku appears, squidward starts bonking him in the head)ready?fight!

hillary duff:help?(squidward hits her head off with bat)ow!i'm so dead!

squidward(shoots at trogdor, trogdor roars, he bites squidward s arm off)i don't need my arm!(squidward gets burned)oh, ::Dolphin Noise::(falls, ambulance takes him away)

aku:oh, please, i can destroy you!(blows up)

BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(shows the stadium, the stadium is in ruins, people get up)

crowd:yaaar!!

aku:thank you, thank you, now where's my prize money?

pat12q:prize money??i'm afraid we're going to have to use it to fix the stadium.

aku:or you can use the one over there

pat12q:good idea!
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Post by: patrick12q on July 19, 2005, 02:22:22 pm: pat12q:man, where is weird_4?

juan the egghole:maybe he died!

pat12q:don't say that.

juan the egghole:why?(pat12q kicks juan out into the ring)ooooohhhh, now i understand!

pat12q:and facing juan the egghole, squidward!(squidward who's still crazy comes in ring)and his partner, BLOO!!!!

spongebob(wakes up in a cave next to a terrorist):huh?so, he's back...

bloo:who's the man?bloooo!who is kool?blooooooo!

juan the egghole:what about my partner?

pat12q:fine, choose one.

juan the egghole:i choose...

pat12q(sweats)

juan the egghole:...

pat12q(sweating a bit more)

juan the egghole:...

pat12q(is now covered in sweat)

juan the egghole:ed, edd, n' eddy!

eddy(comes up with double d and ed):you called?

juan the egghole:fight!now!(everyone starts fighting except bloo)

bloo:you don't need a wildcard with a hand like this...(takes out a gun from halo)BLAM!it also cuts your toenails!(shows a wrench come out)literily.(starts blasting crazily)

BOOM!BOOM!BLAM!SMASH!KA-POOKY!

squidward(with a hole in him):what the heck, man!(Starts chasting bloo

bloo:oh ::Dolphin Noise::!

ed:ooh, a blankey!

double d:edd, noo!

the power puff girls(crash through roof):there they are!gettem!

eddy(while the power puff girls drag them away):thanks alot for getting us noticed, ed

ed:your welcome, double d

eddy:it's(get's hit in the head by a coconut)

patrick(up in the audience):my coconut!

mickey mouse:oh, please, you don't even have nut's

patrick:cazumtite

squidward(still chasing bloo):ahoona makaka woona!(starts making weird clicking sounds and jumps on bloo and starts beating him with a bat)

bloo:aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

LATER...
guard#1:welp, it's back to tha nuthouse for you, mister.

squidward(hitting himself in the head with a bat as he get's carried in a truck):aha!mooha kooky!anna foo me toy!

juan the egghole:well, i guess i won.

pat12q:wow, he hasn't learned his lesson, has he?

juan the egghole:moo!

pat12q:and he got stupider too...
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Post by: weird_4 on July 19, 2005, 02:51:40 pm: Where was I? No offence....
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Post by: patrick12q on July 19, 2005, 02:52:23 pm: er, you were gone to see your uncle in the hospital, i think
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Post by: weird_4 on July 19, 2005, 02:59:42 pm: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh in the match???????????????????????????????????????? You can still put me in it even though I was gone then. And it wasn't my uncle........ LOL
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Post by: patrick12q on July 19, 2005, 03:01:07 pm: sorry, oh, and just to let you know, sheldon j. planktons back, but he's not posting much...
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Post by: weird_4 on July 19, 2005, 03:01:47 pm: Oh. Okay then...
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Post by: patrick12q on July 20, 2005, 11:09:42 am: next match:ed, edd, n' eddy vs. the powerpuff girls.

pat12q:welp, its almost the end of season 1, we've been through alot since the 1st eppy

juan the egghole:no we haven't.

pat12q:who cares, shut up.now who's our next match

weird_4:hmm...ed, edd, n' eddy vs. the power puff girls

sheldon j. plankton:this is going to be good!but first, musical guest...greenday!*GrEeNdAyFrEaK goes wild, so does every other greenday fan on this board

greenday:hi everyone!today, we're going to sing...(spongebob comes up)

spongebob:ok, where's bloo?

greenday:who?

spongebob:i know your here bloo!(smashes green day with they're own guitar)i have avenged gary!yahhooo!!!!

(ed, edd, n' eddy come up)

ed:lick my toes, can you eddy?

eddy:shut the ::Dolphin Noise:: up, ed!

ed:no-(gets punched by buttercup)

buttercup:take that, yo!

blossem:buttercup!we're supposed to fight them, not kill them!

buttercup:what're you-(see's that ed's dead)oh.

eddy(with machine gun):die!(starts shooting at her, but she dodges, buttercup starts beating up eddy)

edd(to bubbles):hi!i'm double d!

bubbles:hi double d, i'm bubbles!

edd:hi bubbles!

bubbles(punches edd):haha!you dawg!(looks at him)oh.sorry!(edd just lays there, bubbles accedently gets shot by eddy)

buttercup(angry):errr!you fricken basterd!you killed bubbles!(starts beating him up more now, blossem joins in.eddy starts shooting again, hits buttercup 78 times)aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

blossem:noooooooooooooo!!!!!gemme that!(takes gun and shoots eddy)take that!

weird_4:whew!blossem wins!

crowd:yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

LATER...
(double d is in the hospital with bubbles)

edd:hi!

bubbles:hi!i'm sorry about that back there!

edd:it's okay!

LATER...
(shows a newspaper.on it it says...)

THE DAILY POOP
FATHER MAD AFTER FINDING DAUGHTER MAKING OUT

bubbles, who got hurt in BBIFM, recovered and went out with
double d, when they got home, they started making out.bubbles
father, proffeser utoleumm shot the heck outta double d.more
details on page.9 |-------------------------
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| here |
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__________________|
wanna know how to lose
ur demon overlord?details are you a chainsaw/axe
on pg.2 murderer?meet john
hiccups in the dark ally of
tong st. more on pg.98
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Post by: Sb129 on July 20, 2005, 12:02:22 pm: PLEASE DO A MATCH WITH FRYLOCK,SHAKE & MEATWAD FROM AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!! :mellow:
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Post by: patrick12q on July 20, 2005, 12:12:46 pm: alright.i had no idea what to do with the next match anyways.
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Post by: Sb129 on July 20, 2005, 12:30:38 pm: WOO! :happy:
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Post by: patrick12q on July 20, 2005, 12:42:38 pm: oh no! poopisgood34 is coming!run!hide!
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Post by: Banana on July 20, 2005, 01:30:54 pm: That last one was pretty good, nice work. However,,,

NEEDS SPELL CHECK!!!

-Banana
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Post by: Sb129 on July 20, 2005, 01:43:04 pm: Quote
That last one was pretty good, nice work.Â However,,,

NEEDS SPELL CHECK!!!

-Banana
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Yeah he does,especailly with the BIG LETTERS! :rolleyes:

Oh,also bring characters back in other matches in season 2 even if they died in season 1.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 20, 2005, 01:46:00 pm: don't worry, i'll have them come back.they're dead souls get put into this machine and they come back.now that tha's going to happend, i'm going to have ren and zim stay alive a little bit longer...

oh, and i'm going to have an awards after season 1 is over.
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Post by: Sb129 on July 20, 2005, 03:27:09 pm: SWEET!
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Post by: weird_4 on July 20, 2005, 04:18:43 pm: Can I do the awards thingy. I can be an announcer if you want to.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 20, 2005, 04:34:44 pm: yeah.i'll pm you the catagorys and the winners of the catagorys later. :drunk:
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Post by: Sb129 on July 20, 2005, 04:58:56 pm: Can we vote?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 20, 2005, 05:23:21 pm: hmm...i'll think about that.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 21, 2005, 10:16:26 am: YAY!!! I get to host the awards for it! Yes! *does happy dance*
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Post by: Sb129 on July 21, 2005, 10:19:01 am: *Dances with him for no apparent reason*! :tongue:
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Post by: patrick12q on July 21, 2005, 04:50:17 pm: next match(as requested from sb129):frylock, shake a meatwad vs. patrick, billy, and plankton.

pat12q:sorry for having the match late, folks, but it's time for another match!

billy:feel my fart fury!(farts)

plankton:you cannot possibly win!

shake:yeah, keep talking, tiny a**

plankton:you'll refret that!(shoots him in the rear end)

shake:oh, yeah?gettem frylock!

frylock:i don't know why i'm obeying a loser but...(shocks him)haha!that felt grood!i mean good!hey, wait a second...(see's that it's a fake plankton)what the h3ll?(gets shocked from behind, falls to the ground)

plankton:hahaha!

master shake:you'll pay for that you little(chases plankton, meanwhile, meat wad, patrick, and billy meet)

meat wad:yo, whats up, dawgs?

billy:IWANNAEATPOODOYOUWANNAEATPOO?HUH?HUH?HUH?HUH?HUH?HU-

patrick:right ahead of you, brother.(they exit the stadium, they go to a bar full of drunk cartoons, such as dumbo and elmo, they eventually meet stimpy.as for master shake, after 5 hours of chasing plankton, he fially smooshed him.)
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Post by: weird_4 on July 21, 2005, 04:52:19 pm: Whens the awards thing?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 21, 2005, 04:53:32 pm: after the last episode, which is the next episode.i'll pm you the catagorys right now.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 21, 2005, 05:38:21 pm: And whens the last episode of season 1 going to be?
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Post by: Sb129 on July 21, 2005, 11:44:16 pm: Nice ATHF one!Even thoe Meatwad only had 1 line. :sad:
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Post by: weird_4 on July 22, 2005, 09:48:45 am: Yeah.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 22, 2005, 10:15:42 am: the match today will be:spongebob vs. bloo!
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Post by: Sb129 on July 22, 2005, 11:51:11 am: Bloo's such a jerk he'll be able to win.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 22, 2005, 12:17:09 pm: Go bloo!!!
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Post by: patrick12q on July 22, 2005, 12:34:19 pm: pat12q:welp, it's the last episode of the season...

juan the egghole(crying):waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!i don't wanna go!this is the only job i can find!waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

sheldon j. plankton:don't worry, we'll be back.

juan the egghole(Looking happy):with avaengence?

sheldon j. plankton:uh, rigghhhttt...

pat12q:anyways, todays last match is bloo...

bloo:yay!who dares take on the blooster?

pat12q:and spongebob!

bloo(gasp):huh?

spongebob(gasp):you.you.I'LL KILL YOU WITH A CHAINSAW AND FEED YOUR ORGINS TO PIGEONS!(bites squidwards nose off)YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO WHAT YOU DID TO GARY!(takes a chainsaw)DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!(lungs at bloo)

bloo:man, i guess you didn't forget to take your crazy pills today.(dodges spongebobs chainsaw)woah!hang on there texas chainsaw massacar, don't i have a say in this?

spongebob:murderers don't HAVE the right to talk!(tackles bloo to the ground)die!

bloo:oh yeah?(shoots him, a hole appears through spongebob, falls down, blood flies out) take that, you talking cheese

spongebob(laughs):heheheheheh, you moron!!(takes another chainsaw, tries cutting bloo, but misses every attack.he eventually cuts him in the butt)

bloo:oowwww!my bom-bom!you a**hole!(starts shooting at spongebob with 2 machine guns, spongebob dodges them and kicks bloo in the head)

spongebob:take tha-(get's pulled down on the ground)ow!you just won't give up?would you?

bloo:shut up!(spongebob and bloo get in a huge fight)

9 DAYS LATER...

pat12q(asleep, then wakes up):huh?oh, they're both lieing on the ground, are they dead?(shows bloo and sponge lieing on the ground, they're both bleedingb all over, with scratches, bites, and clothes hangers.)

bloo(weakly):you...you...wo-won'-won't win.

spongebob(also weakly):errr....yeah, righ-(get's shot alot with a machine gun, after a while)

bloo:Heh, told ya,

pat12q:this was certaintly the longest match ever.the paramedics are going to try and revive spongebob(quietly), idiots.

bloo:yay!i won the last match!woohoo!who's tha bomb?woohoo!it's the blooster!(holds up trophe)yar!

pat12q:well, it's been fun.before we go, here's weird_4 hosting the awards:
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Post by: weird_4 on July 22, 2005, 01:13:12 pm: Sorry for double posting again but it's time for the awards from season 1!
(It's 8:00 pm and it's dark outside)
weird_4:Hey y'all!! It's time for the awards show!
(crowd cheers wildly)
patrick12q:Yeah! Anyways here's Zim, hosting the first catagory.
(Zim walks onto the stage while the audiance is quiet)
Zim:I'm here to tell you who won the best fighter award.
Best Fighter
Announcer guy:And the choices for Best Fighter are.....
1)ZIM
2)Gary
3)GIR!
Announcer guy:And finaly Bloo!
Bloo(thinking):I hope I win.
ZIM:And the winner is.......
weird_4:GIR!
(Gir jumps onto his chair and falls onto someones chair in front of him.)
Gir:Thank you! I'm so happy right now! I want to thank...
partick12q:Speeches can't be longer than 30 seconds!
(Gir runs back stage crying with is award)
weird_4:okay....
Audiance: :mellow:
Jaun the egghole:Now it's time for our next presentor. But first here's Spongebob in his band.
Spongebob:1-2-3 GO!
(Spongebob plays a rock solo!)
Spongebob:YEAH!!!!
weird_4:Good news Spongebob. You won Best Musical Apperance!
Spongebob:Thanks guys! I did it for Gary!
(Gary comes out from back stage)
Gary:Meow!
Spongebob:Gary!
(Spongebob and Gary go backstage)
patrick12q:That folks was Gary as a ghost.
weird_4:He'll be in the next match for season 2!
Sheldon J. Plankton:Now I'm proud to present the most intense match!
weird_4:And to help us is patrick12q!
patrick12q:Thank you. The nonimies were....
The Soda war
Mr.Krabs vs. Doodle bob!
the first episode.
and lastly, the last episode of Season 1!
patrick12q:And the winner is......
Sheldon J. Plankton:The Soda War.
patrick12q:And I get to keep the award.
weird_4:Yeah right. Just sell the award on E Bay!
patrick12q:oh....okay then.
Patrick:Here's Tom and Jerry hosting the next nonimmie formost shortest match!
Tom and Jerry:And the nonimmies are....
(all the lights turn off)
weird_4:Oh great. The lights turned off.
Gir:Yes! Power outage!
weird_4:I guess we have to tell them the winner.
Jerry:And the winner is the Tom vs. Itchy match.
(Itchy cheers and kills Tom)
Itchy:Ha ha ha ha!
(runs backstage)
weird_4:We're running ot of time. The winner for the Best looser is Bambi.
Bambi:Thanks.
weird_4:Which reminds me the Coolest Loser is Zim!
Zim:What! I'm selling this award on E bay!
weird_4:And here's patrick12q telling you who won the rest of the catagorys.
patrick12q:most cool looking thumper
most confidence ren
best winner the flying dutchman
the most weakest bambi/scooby doo
most unintense war the tom and itchy battle
weird_4:And the winner for the stupidest match was the tom and Itchy battle.
patrick12q:And the winner for the craziest match was Mr.Krabs vs. Doodlebob.
weird_4:Thank you and have a good night and see you when Season 2 starts.
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Post by: patrick12q on July 22, 2005, 01:46:27 pm: you done good weird_4.10/10
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Post by: weird_4 on July 22, 2005, 04:34:03 pm: Thanks. :biggrin:
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Post by: patrick12q on July 23, 2005, 09:07:42 am: see you next season!
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Post by: weird_4 on July 23, 2005, 09:16:04 am: When's the next season going to start?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 23, 2005, 09:24:24 am: soon.i'm thinking of how many episodes there are going to be.i'm thinking like 27 or something.
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Post by: Sb129 on July 23, 2005, 09:27:50 am: Suggestions:
Daffy Duck & Donald Duck vs. Patrick & Coco
Meatwad,Billy,Patrick,Gir & Cosmo vs. Frylock,Grim,Squidward,Red & Timmy
Dib & Bigfoot vs. Bloo & A ghost
Zim vs.Tak
Ren vs. Doodlebob
Shake vs. Eddy
Stimpy vs. Zim
Wilt & Mac vs.Ed & Double D
Jorgen Von Strangle vs.Gaz & Mandy
Grim vs. Wanda
Bugs Bunny vs. Daffy Duck
Numbah 2 vs. Gary
Danny Phantom vs. Obi Won (Star Wars:Clone Wars)
Plank(Ed,Edd n' Eddy)& Stump(Angry Beavers) vs.Boxy Brown(ATHF) & Used Napkin(SB)
Sandy vs. Dagget
Numbah 3 vs. Spongebob
Lazlo vs. Billy
Gir & Minimoose vs.Coco & Bloo
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Post by: weird_4 on July 23, 2005, 12:01:58 pm: Uhhhhhhhhhhh..... Doodlebob is already dead. Remember?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 23, 2005, 12:37:06 pm: yeah, but some people who are dead in season 1 will be brought back to life.remember?
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Post by: weird_4 on July 23, 2005, 06:59:07 pm: Oh...
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Post by: Sb129 on July 24, 2005, 05:09:46 pm: Yeah,what pat said.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 24, 2005, 06:20:52 pm: Well anyway, see you guys next season.
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Post by: Sb129 on July 24, 2005, 06:42:39 pm: Kay.....Hey Pat can I help sorta...like be one of da hosts....Please?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 25, 2005, 07:16:32 am: well, you can probably be a fill in for sheldon.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 25, 2005, 02:46:00 pm: Yes! I mean, oh. That seems interesting.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 26, 2005, 05:09:03 am: I would like tho start up season 2, if you don't mind.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 26, 2005, 10:16:52 am: Would you do the first match of season 2 or what?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 26, 2005, 10:19:08 am: i thought sheldon was going to start it.
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Post by: patrick12q on August 07, 2005, 02:26:27 pm: todays match:spongebob vs. bloo

pat12q:welcome!we're going to do the matches over here now.

sb129:ahem!

pat12q:oh, and we have a new announcer:sb129!now!time for the match!

bloo:you!(jumps on spongebob and starts biting him, bites spongebobs eye out)

spongebob:aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(kicks bloo up, bloo throws a bomb at him, it blows up, spongebob slides across the floor.)

bloo:die!(takes a chainsaw, cuts spongebob in half)

spongebob:aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!(they start fighting over the chainsaw.spongebob punches bloo in the face, then trips him.holds u[p chainsaw and brings it down on him, bloo dodges and bites spongebob in the butt.)ow!what's with you biteing?

bloo:i got dracula teeth.

spongebob:so?

bloo:they glow in the dark.

spongebob:ooh!can i borrow them after the match?

bloo:sure!if you SURVIVE THE WRATH OF BLOO!

spongebob:ok, and...what?!

bloo:sucker!(kicks him in the butt 4 times, spongebob falls.bloo starts jumping up and down on him.)

spongebob:stop!(get's socked in the face by bloo, bloo starts hitting him)

weird_4:woah!it doesn't look too good for spongebob!(shows spongebob hanging from a peice of string, and with bloo holding a bat hitting him with it)now he's hitting him like a pinyata!

bloo(laughing mananicly):you can't possibly win!(hit's down bat, a flash is seen and the screen goes blank...)
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Post by: weird_4 on August 07, 2005, 02:44:50 pm: I loved it. 1000000/10. Is there another part to this?
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Post by: Sb129 on August 07, 2005, 02:46:22 pm: WOOT!Me,144444446789900/10
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Post by: patrick12q on August 07, 2005, 02:52:42 pm: yeah, it'll have 2 more parts.oh, and i took sb129's request and added a invader zim and spongebob forum to the forums.now, see ya' i gotta go swimming.
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Post by: Sb129 on August 07, 2005, 03:17:57 pm: Speacal Thanks to me! :P
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Post by: weird_4 on August 07, 2005, 07:09:51 pm: You guys rock! Can I do my match after this match?
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Post by: patrick12q on August 07, 2005, 07:11:43 pm: sure.but first, PM me and tell me what the match is about.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 07, 2005, 07:14:15 pm: It's on your website in the secret forums thingy.
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Post by: patrick12q on August 07, 2005, 07:15:02 pm: ok.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on August 08, 2005, 04:20:43 am: Why is this not in Season 2, thats where the first match is.
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Post by: patrick12q on August 08, 2005, 06:24:45 am: i must've gotten confused.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 08, 2005, 08:31:15 am: Are you going to do the 2nd part of the match?
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Post by: patrick12q on August 08, 2005, 04:31:22 pm: yeah.i'm gonna do it right now:

sb129:woah!spongebob took a big hit!

spongebob:must...not...lose...

bloo:give it up spongebob!your little snail didn't survive me!what makes you think YOU can?

spongebob:gary?gary!GARY!(get's up and get's all muscular) FOR GARY!!!!

bloo:woah!eh, heh heh, er, i call off the-

spongebob:no!you killed gary!now your going to pay the price, infact, it'll be the last price you pay!

bloo:1...2...3 cents oughtta do it.(spongebob roars), er, ok.i think i hear ma calling me!(runs around the ring whil spongebob chases him) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(spongebob leaps on bloo and starts punching him)ow!ow!ouchies!!!!

sheldon j. plankton:ooooh!!!bloo's getting-ow!that's gotta hurt!

weird_4:hey, where's egghole?

pat12q:good question.

juan the egghole(comes in):hey guys!they're having a clearence sale on catnip!(runs out the announcer box) i'm comin' baby!!!!

sheldon j. plankton:ook...

pat12q:oh!and spongebob is back to his normal, dorky self, AND BLOO IS GOING FOR HIM!!!!!
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Post by: weird_4 on August 08, 2005, 06:43:21 pm: Wow! That was soo good. I'm gonna give you a 10/10. And remember, On Wednesday at 2:00 PM my time, I'm gonna post my match of Cosmo vs Jorgen von Strangle.
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Post by: patrick12q on August 09, 2005, 05:43:20 pm: pat12q:welcome back!

bloo:roar!(beats up spongebob, then bites his eye off, spongebob's blood starts coming out of his eye)

spongebob:aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloo:your so dead!

spongebob:no!(kicks bloo in the balls)

bloo:ow!

spongebob:there's more where that comes from!(gives bloo a nipple cripple)

bloo:aaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!

spongebob:haha!(accedently tears bloo's nipple off) oops!

bloo:aaaahhhh!!!!!!!georgy!(blood starts spraying out of him)ahhhh!!!my body is running out of blood!

spongebob:haha!your doomed!i have avenged you gary!

bloo:Oh no you don't!(takes a axe and chops him in half)haha!i win!(blood stops leaking from bloo's missing nipple, bloo falls to the ground, dead.)

sheldon j. plankton:and bloo wins a giant spitball!(a giant spit ball falls on him, some kids go up on the ring and take bloo's dead body and nipple)where are they going with bloo's dead body and nipple?

pat12q:they're going to sell it on ebay.see ya next time!

TROUBLE
**********************
kid(at a stand):sigh, no one wants to buy bloo's dead body and nipple, oh well.(sits there for a while, then looks around to see if anyones watching, then eat's bloo's nipple)

authors comment:wow!this has to be known as the most grossest match ever!
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Post by: weird_4 on August 09, 2005, 06:12:14 pm: How come I wasn't in this match????
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Post by: patrick12q on August 10, 2005, 07:19:57 am: sorry.there wasn't enough announcer parts.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 10, 2005, 07:36:52 am: weird_4:Greetings. And welcome back to BBIFM! I'm weird_4 here with patrick12q, Sheldon J. Plankton, and Sb129!!!!
patrick12q:So what's tidays match weird_4?
weird_4:Great question partick12q. Todays match will be Cosmo with the IQ of 2 vs Jorgen Von Strangle, the toughest fairy in the universe, with theIQ of 1000000000!!!!!
Sb129:Yeah! This match is so gonna rock!
Sheldon J. Plankton:That's right!
DING! DING! DING!
weird_4:And the bell has rung and Cosmo and Jorgen Von Strangle and stepping into the ring.
Sb129:Is it possible for someone stupid to actually win?
Patrick12q:Yeah. I mean, you never know if a stupid person can actually do somthing smart.
(in the ring)
Cosmo:Jorgen! What are you doing here?
Jorgen Von Strangle:Oh my goodness graceious. I'm fighting an idiot.
(Wanda apears out from nowhere)
Wanda:You can say that about Cosmo!
('70s Jorgen appears out of nowhere)
'70s Jorgen:Need some help?
Jorgen Von Strangle:Sure thing.
weird_4:Wuuuhhhh Oh! It looks like this is a partner battle!
Cosmo:I hurt you so bad!(poofs up a stun gun)
Joren Von Strangle:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Cosmo zappes Jorgen Von Strangle and Jorgen Von Strangle falls down)
Patrick12q:And Jorgen Von Strangle is down! But what's this? Jorgen Von Strangle is picking up a Flipsie toy and just threw it at Cosmo.
Cosmo:Yay! I caught it.
Jorgen Von Strangle:It's a bomb you fool!
(Cosmo and Jorgen Von Strangle are tossing the Flipsie toy back and forth about 10 times and the Flipsie bomb lands on the '70s Jorgen)
BOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
Sb129:WOAH BABY!
weird_4:That looks like the end of the '70s Jorgen. But Wanda is now pulling out a flame thrower.
(Wanda shoots the falme thrower at Jorgen Von Strangle)
Jorgen:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!!!
(Jogren falls onto the ground)
DING DING DING
weird_4:Well, it looks like stupid people can win......
Patrick:As long as theres someone smart with them.
Sb129:What's the next match?
weird_4:The next match will be Bart Simpson vs. Doodlebob!
SheldonJ. Plankton:Didn't he die before?
weird_4:Yeah. But like patrick12q said, in this season, it'll be the "Rise of the Dead!" theme thing.
Sb129:You're really weird.
weird_4:Thank you. So here from BBIFM! I'm weird_4.
Sb129:I'm Sb129.
Sheldon J. Plankton:I'm Sheldon.
Patrick12q:I'm hungrey. Who wants lunch?
weird_4:*ahem*
Patrick12q:Sorry. I'm patrick12q the monkeyboy saying, "Don't get yourself killed or your an idiot.
*screen fades black*
What did you guys think?
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Post by: patrick12q on August 10, 2005, 02:11:41 pm: 10/10.i was really funny in it.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 19, 2005, 01:25:37 pm: Thnks. Boy it's been a long time. So here's the next match. bart Simpson vs. Doodlebob.
weird_4:Welcome back! And boy do I have exciting news about todays match.
Jaun the egghole:We sure do. Todays match is going to be Bart Simpson vs Doodlebob. And remember, we have translated Doodlebobs language into english for you.
Sb129:Yes and I'm filling in for Sheldon.
patrick12q:Where is Sheldon?
(Meanwhile we see sheldon on vacation)
Sheldon J. Plankton: Ahhh. This is the life.
(Back at the stadium)
weird_4:;Now I hate to shock you guys but this might be a 2 part match.
patrick12q:No way! Get out of town.
weird_4(whispering):I told you backstage.
patrick12q:Oh.
DING! DING! DING!
weird_4:Well the bell has just rung and it looks like Doodlebob is about to throw a very sharp pencil at Bart Simpson.
Jaun the Egghole: (singing) The Simpsons!!!!!
Sb129:Shut up and watch the match.
Jaun the egghole:Fine.
Doodlebob:DIE YOU!
(Doodlebob throws the sharp pencil at Bart, but misses him and the sharp pencil hits Doodlebob)
Bart:I'd like Itchy and Scratchy to help me defeat Doodlebob!
(Itchy and Scratchy jump into the ring and begin to attack Doodlebob)
Doodlebob:Aaaaaaaaaa! (Doodlebob sproings up and grows taller than Bart.)
Bart:Cheif! I need to borrow your stun gun and machine gun pronto!
Cheif Wiggum:Hmmm. Well it says here that kids......
Bart:Forget the rules! Just lemme have it!
Chief Wiggum:Fine.
(Bart loads the machine gun and shoots Doodlebob)
Doodlebob:Fool! The more blood that comes out of me, the taller I get.
Bart:You'll need some surpreme voltige.(Bart shocks Doodlebob)
Doodlebob:Yowch! What was that for?
to be continued.......
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Post by: patrick12q on August 19, 2005, 05:04:02 pm: 10/10
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Post by: weird_4 on August 19, 2005, 06:48:03 pm: Thanks.
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Post by: Sb129 on August 20, 2005, 07:22:57 am: MY FIRST MATCH! :laugh:
Sb129:Hey Sb129 here filling in for the rest of the crew!
Meanwhile....
The Crew Are In A Dark Closet Tied Up & With Ducktape On Their Mouths

Sb129:Well,today's match is Zim,Gir & Minimoose vs.Tak & Mimi!

Zim:Yes,yes!Thank you!I am the mast....
Tak Suddenly jumps on Zim
Tak:Take this you dirtbag!
Punches Zim
Tak:You...Ruined....My......LIFE!
Zim ducks Tak's Pucnh.
Zim:GIR!ATACK!
Gir pulls out a pig
Gir:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOO!
Zim:Minimose HEEEEELP!
Minimoose:Squeak!*Ok,Whatever*
Minmoose's weapons comeout
Tak:Mimi!
Mimi's Weapons come out
Minimoose Blows Mimi in to sleep mode
Tak:MIMI WAKE UP!
Mimi wakes up a note comes out of her mouth
Tak:Hurry up....What do you mean Hurry...
Zim whacks Tak
Zim:Muhahahahahahah
Tak:Oh,no you don't
Tak once again jumps on Zim,Zim punches Tak
Zim:Ya know we could make a good couple together...
Tak:Yeah,only if YOU apologize
Zim:NEVER!
Tak:WELL YOU WILL!
Zim's Spiderlegs come out
Zim:HA NOW I'M TALLER!
Tak's Spiderlegs comeout
Tak:...
Zim:Oh,crud....
Gir:Come on PIG!Let's go get TAK!
Runs toward Tak
Gir:HIII!Mrs.Takky!
Tak:Wha----
Gir jumps on Tak
Gir:HIII!You look prettyful!My master Zim has pictures of you EVERYWHERE!Yep,& he says you are HOT!
Zim:Uh...........Yeah.......
Tak Punches Zim
Zim:Minimoose go GET SKOODGE TO TELL TAK THE TRUUUUUUUUTH!
Tak:You perevet.......
Sb129:Well,it's getting intense I think there might be a marriage!

To be continued....
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Post by: weird_4 on August 20, 2005, 07:34:29 am: Hey. I wasn't done with my part yet. But....oh well.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on August 20, 2005, 07:37:16 am: Ha ha, weird put me on vacation, I was at Point Pleasent yestarday.
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Post by: Sb129 on August 20, 2005, 08:17:37 am: Quote
Hey. I wasn't done with my part yet. But....oh well.
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Eh,sorry.But I wanted to do it.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 20, 2005, 08:35:31 am: It's okay. I'm not mad. It'll be like a comercial break. Or somthing.
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Post by: Sb129 on August 20, 2005, 08:40:56 am: No,maybe it's a break from your intense ACTION!The second part of yours will be a break from my INTENSE ACTION! :laugh:
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Post by: weird_4 on August 20, 2005, 08:42:56 am: Okay. I'm going to do my last part later on today.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 23, 2005, 11:15:18 pm: Okay. Now it's time for part 2. The last part of this match.
Bart:Aaaaaaaa! Don't hurt me!
(Doodlebob stops growing and begins to shirnk to his normal size)
weird_4:Woah baby! It seems that Doodlebob shrunk to his normal size. But what's this!? Doodlebob just pulled out a pen and.....
(Doodlebob throws the pen into the air and the pen explodes and ink is everywhere)
Bart:I.....
(The audiance gasps)
Doodlebob:Can't take it anymore.
patrick12q:My golly. This just in, this show is now rated TV 1000
weird_4:Noone can survive that long.
patrick12q:And we have 1000 veiwers watching this exciting match.
Jaun:That's right. Wait. That means my moms watching. I told her that I'd be home by dark.
(Meanwhile at Jaun the Eggholes house)
Jaun's mom:Where is he? He said that he would be home by dark!
(Back at the ring)
Bart:Of coruse. Paper. (Bart pulls out some paper and puts it ontop of Doodlebob)
Sheldon J. Plankton:What did I miss?
weird_4:Everything.
patrick12q:And the winner is, Bart Simpson.
DING DING DING!
weird_4:And the match is over.
Sheldon:Whens the next match?
weird_4:Of course. The next match is going to be Zim vs. Gir!
(Gir walks into the ring)
Gir(singing):Twinkle twinkle little star. how I wonder what you are.(Gir stops singing)
(Silence)
weird_4:Remember. I'm weird_4.
Jaun the eggole:I'm nutty.
Sheldon J. Plankton:I'm Sheldon.
patrick12q:I'm the little monkeyboy.
Everyone in the room:Ahem!
patrick12q:I mean. i'm patrick12q saying, "Don't get yourself killed or else I won't come to your wedding!"
weird_4:Never heard that before. Oh and coming up next is part 2 of someone elses match. Thennn..... it'll be Zim vs. Gir! See ya.
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Post by: patrick12q on August 24, 2005, 07:02:46 am: acctually, after sheldon finishes his match, i want to do one. Then it can be ZIM vs. GIR
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Post by: weird_4 on August 24, 2005, 07:24:33 am: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.... Okay.... Sorry about that.
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Post by: Sb129 on August 27, 2005, 10:48:39 am: Part 2!
Sb129:Ok!Next part!
Skoodge:What?I was watching Irken T.V.!
Zim:TELL THE TAK!!!THE TRUTH!
Skoodge:About Gir saying you liked her..No he doesn't ke likes Invader Kate he hates your freakin' guts!
Tak:Eh?Oh well ...
Blasts Zim,Gir,Minimoose & Skoodge out of the stadium & into Zim's base

Sb129:...&The winner is TAK & MIMI!This was the shortest second part EVA!.....Oh crud they got out the closet
Starts Running from the rest of the crew

Zim:I will do a REMATCH!
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 11:20:17 am: weird_4: Welcome to BBIFM. I'm weird_4 here with sb129, patrick12q, and Sheldon J. Plankton.
patrick12q: Today's match is ZIM vs. GIR.
Sb129: Another dumb person. Yawn.
Sheldon J. Plankton: Well Cosmo beat Jorgen. So I think that GIR is going to win.
weird_4: Well we'll see what happens today. And next time will be...
DING! DING! DING!
patrick12q: The bell has rung and GIR is.... sleeping.
Zim: This'll be easy as pie.
GIR: I like pie.
Zim: ARRRGH! Have we met somewhere?
GIR: We live in the same house big brother.
Zim: Die you!
(Zim pulls out a lazer gun and aims to shoot GIR, but the lazer misses GIR and hit's Jaun the Egghole)
patrick12q:Jauny. Speak to me. (Patrick12q cries)
Sheldon J. Plankton: It's ok buddy. He's gone to a better place.
weird_4: And the match has been paused and Dr. Nick from the Simpsons is running into the room.
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Everyone: Hi Dr. Nick!
Dr. Nick: It looks that someone died.
Zim: Blast!
(Jaun the egghole is wheeled away)
werid_4: God bless his tiny heart!
patrick12q: Uh-oh.
Gir:(singing super super super loudly) AMMMMMMMRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCA AMERICA!
Zim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EARS! MY TINY TINY TINY EARS!
weird_4: Aaaaaaaaa. Pat! I can't hear.
patrick12q: What!?
Sb129: Argh. I can't hear the loud noise anymore.
(Dr. Nick comes rushing into the room again)
Dr. Nick: HI EVERYBODY!
Everyone: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
weird_4: While we're all going to the emergacy room, we have a spy camera watching the intensive match of GIR the very very very lud singer versus Zim.
GIR: Had enough Zim?
Zim: Tell you what. I have a band and I.....
GIR:(sings louder than before) OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BY THEDAWUNNS EARLY NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STTTTTTTTTOPPPPPPPPPPPPP IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT! I SURRENDER! JUST LET ME HEAR AGAIN!
GIR: Okay. But after this song. (sings super loud) B-I-N-G-O!
(Zim runs out of the statium crying)
weird_4: And the winner is.........
Sb129: GIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weird_4: Next time is going to be, Battle of the Bands. Hopefully patrick12q can do after Sheldons match. Right buddy.
(Scilence)
weird_4: Buddy?
(Long pause)
(Screen fades black)
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Post by: patrick12q on August 27, 2005, 11:23:57 am: Yay! I get to do the battle of ye' bands!
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 11:25:31 am: Yep. Feel free to do it whenever you want to. Be sure to have my band in there and yada yada yada.
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Post by: patrick12q on August 28, 2005, 11:36:53 am: Eh, I was thinking of doing cartoon ones, where each cartoon bands play one of their songs, then FIGHT TO THA DEATH!!! MUHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on August 30, 2005, 05:08:29 am: I'm back.

Juan The Egghole: Hello and welcome to a new match of BBIFM. I'm Juan The Egghole with my co-anchors patrick12q, Sheldon J. Plankton, Sb129 and weird_4,and we've got a treat for you guys today.
Sheldon: Yes thats right they'll be doing something special today.
pat12q: Yes, it will be special ed!
Juan The Egghole: Today will be the first time we will have non-cartoon characters in BBIFM!
weird_4: What? We can't do that?
Sb129: Well obviously thats what were doing.
Juan The Egghole: On one side of the ring, MICHAEL JACKSON, AND OZZY OSBOURNE!
Michael: Ozzy don't I look like a beautiful woman
Ozzy: hibblewhawhe f*** destin f*** s***
Juan: And then on the other side, Mermaidman! And his new fighting companion Smeagol aka Gollum.
Gollum: They haves the precious, the wants it, they evil...
Mermaidman: EEEVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!
Juan: And I think it's time this match got started!
Fight starts, the two teams charge each other.
Juan: And it appears that Gollum is being chaced by Michael Jackson because Gollum appears to him to be a...little boy...
Michael grabs Gollum, but before he can do anything Gollum punches him in the faces and then kicks him
Gollum: SMEAGOL IS FREE!
Juan: And what a great fight there, Gollum beat Michael like it was nobodies buisness.
Sheldon: Yeah, wait, he hit a girl.
weird_4: I thought Michael Jackson was a man...
pat12q: He's half and half.
Juan: And it appears the ref had a problem with Gollum hitting a girl, so Gollum is disqualified.
Gollum: NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE US AWAY, WE WILL FIGHT FOR THE PRECIOUS!
Juan: Now it appears all we have left is Mermaidman, a retired physically week super hero, and Ozzy Osbourne, an ex rock-star and drug addict, and neither of them appear to be paying much attention to this match.
Mermaidman is running around screaming "EVIL!", Ozzy is cursing off people in the stands for no apparent reason.
Then Mermaidman bumps into Ozzy
Ozzy: Gabbahefful f***in moron dumbs*** gellodesin
Mermaidman: I must fight...this EVIL ex-rock star...who uses unusually high levels of profanity...
Juan: This is gonna be good...

To be continued
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Post by: patrick12q on August 30, 2005, 06:59:57 am: I was laughing all the way. I liked the part where Micheal chased Smeagol. 10/10
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Post by: weird_4 on August 31, 2005, 05:26:29 pm: Is battle of the bands after Sheldons?
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on September 01, 2005, 07:11:30 am: Here is my short but hilarious ending!

Juan: And now it's time for Ozzy and Mermaidman to fight! Wait, what is that police officer doing in the arena...
Officer: Mr. Osbourne, you are under arrest for violating obsecenity laws in all 49 states of America and the district of Columbia.
Mermaidman: But I thought there were...50 states...
Officer: Theres also the Empire of Texas, which poses as a state, but he violated obscienity laws there too. Come on Ozzy, Sharon is waiting for you in jail!
Ozzy: YOU MUTHAF***IN DIPS*** I'M GONNA F***IN, SHARON!
Juan: And it appears by doing absoulutly nothing Mermaidman has won this match!
weird_4: Wow, I don't think anyone else has ever done that before
Sheldon: This calls for a celebration, we could hire Ozzy and Michael to do a duet concert for the after party
pat12q: how bout' no.
Juan: And what a histroic match today. It will be remembered throughout history.
Mermaidman stands around doing nothing for a little bit
Mermaidman: EEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLL!
Fin
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Post by: Sb129 on September 03, 2005, 07:34:35 am: I'll do a match of the creations & their creators featuring:

Joe Murray's Team:
Rocko
Lazlo
Heffer
Raj
Filbert
Clam
Edward
Mr.Bighead
Tom Kenny (Voice of Heffer,Lumpus & slinkman)
Carlos Alaqarazai*Sp* (voice of Rocko & Lazlo)
Mr.Lawrence (Voice of Filbert & Edward)
Joe Murray

Jhonen Vasquez's Team:
Zim
Filler Bunny
Gir
Squee
Dib
Johnny the Homicdal Maniac
Tak
Richard Horvitz (Voice of Zim)
Rikki Simons (Voice of Gir)
Andy Berman (Voice of Dib)
Jhonen Vasquez

The winning team will go on to the next team of creations.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on September 03, 2005, 07:41:33 am: Good idea.
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Post by: patrickfan on September 08, 2005, 06:58:19 am: what's the site
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Post by: IceFox on September 08, 2005, 05:07:38 pm: ^He cant tell you here. Its advertisng. Go to the USB wiki to find out.

I just joined the forums.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on September 09, 2005, 04:48:22 am: Quote
^He cant tell you here. Its advertisng. Go to the USB wiki to find out.

I just joined the forums.
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Excellent. We have a new fan.
Just to warn you not much has been goin' on on the forums latly.
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Post by: Groundon2.0 on September 11, 2005, 05:36:43 am: Next match is Sandy v.s. Lary the lobster

Ding,Ding,Ding
Sandy:I never liked you Ha-ya.
Lary with a black eye:I'm a life gard you don't have to like me.
Sandy:You pulled of my tail you are going to pay WITH YOUR LIFE!!!
Lary:Uh-oh
Cosmo:Wanda!!Timmy!!Shild your eyes
Groundon2.0:Wow!Teeth arms and legs are flying off of Lary!But what's this?Larys
arm is reataching!!
Lary:I know how to beat you.BUST YOUR HEALMENT OPEN!!
Sandy:Noooooo!!!
(Sandy's healment breaks)
Lary:ha ha ha ha
Sandy:....
Groundon2.0:Sandy is running out of air!
Lary:What's this? another healment.I will bust that one to.
Sandy:No you are not.(She beats Lary all the way out of water)Now I can take off my healment.
Groundon2.0:Lary is now dead.
Bloo:The winner is(He shoots Sandy)ME!
Police Man:You are underarest!
Bloo:YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!
Groundon2.0:Well than...Next matck will began tomarow Planton v.s. Krabs.
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Post by: patrick12q on September 11, 2005, 10:05:52 am: Quote
what's the site
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Press my name, then go down, and there'll be a link.
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Post by: IceFox on September 11, 2005, 11:49:05 am: I posted suggestions, but it never got posted on the board.
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Post by: Sb129 on September 11, 2005, 01:22:59 pm: Patrick 12q:Here's the pre-show for next week's BBIFM speacal Battle of DA CREATIONS! WOOOOO *Blolws A Horn*
Sb129:Yeeeeeeeeeeah....
Patrick 12q:What?
Weird_4:Anyways here it is!
Bloo:Hey!It's me da BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVA!
*Crickets Chirp*
Coco:COOCOOOO!
Crowd:YAY!
Bloo:Huh?
Daffy Duck:Heya FOLKZ!
Crowd:BOOOOOOOOO!
Bugs Bunny:Eh?What's up docs?
Crowd:WOOOOO!
Donald Duck:Hiya peeps!
*Silence*
Mickey Mouse:Hey everybody!
Crowd:WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dib:It's me!
Crowd:BOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gir:Weeehoo!
Crowd:YAY!
To be continued...
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Post by: Groundon2.0 on September 20, 2005, 02:38:41 pm: Now today we have a match that everyone has been waiting for.Planton v.s. Mr.Krabs.

Ding Ding Ding

Krabs:well Planton.Are you ready to rumble?
Planton:What ever.I just want the KRABBY PATTY secret forulma.
Offical:The bell wrong so start.
Groundon2.0:Well this will be a great match.
Krabs:(This will be easy)
Planton:(I will sendmy robots when it get too hard)
Groudon2.0:Krabs did his Ankor Bottom Drop.
Planton:Ou!You broke my arm legs,neak,and,my,entena.Now I am going to send out my robots!!Hehehe!
Groundon2.0:Where are the robots?
Robot#1:Did you hear anything?
Robot#2:Nope.
Robot#3:Got any 3's?
Robot#2:gold fish.
Planton:(Still pressing butting)Uh-oh!Lucky I still have my 1 Doller bill!
Krabs:Money!!
Spongebob:MR.Krabs!!Don't take the money!!
Krabs:Spongebob!When did you get here?Ok then.
Planton:Uh-oh.Nooooooooo!!!!
Offical:1,2,3

Ding Ding Ding

Offical:Mr.Krabs win.
Krabs:(Flicking planon out of the window)Yes!I WIN.
Planton:I went to Colledge!!

Groundon2.0:on Saterday.we will have the most crazyest charcter contest and the host party!!
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Post by: Square_The_Shape_Of_Evil! on September 21, 2005, 04:43:10 pm: Hey! Can you make Patrick vs Sandy for the next battle...

Patrick's guts vs Sandy's toughness would be intresting.
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Post by: IceFox on September 21, 2005, 08:49:48 pm: Is this like open write? if not, can I be an episode writer thingy?
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Post by: Groundon2.0 on September 21, 2005, 09:40:08 pm: Groundon2.0:Today.Two friends will face off.No not spongebob v.s. patrick but Sandy v.s. Patrick.I have IceFox here to help me host the match.
IceFox:Thinks Groundon2.0.Now we will start the match.

Ding Ding Ding

Sandy:Your dead meat.
Patrick:Ok then but I have MM's Shrink Ray Belt.
Sandy:Uh-oh.Not again.
Patrick:How do I use this thing.Oh well.
Sandy:Haha!!(This is going too be easy)your going to be wearing a Iron Lung when I'm done with you Patrick.
Groundon2.0:Whoh!This is a bluddy match.
IceFox:I never seen anyones spine bend that way.
Patrick:I WANT TO DO SOME KICKING!!!(Kicks Sandy in shin)
Sandy:Oww!Why you...(put a tuba on Patrick's neck)
Patrick:I finally know how to use this now.
Groundon2.0:Patrick had it on Wombo and Sandy is huge!!!
:shocking:
Patrick:Oh.Now I have it on M for miny.
IceFox:Naw Sandy is ant size!
Groundon2.0:Oh no.Patrick just ate Sandy.
Offical:It looks like Patrick....
Grondon2.0:sorry to interupt but something is happening to Patrick!
Doctor:Hmmm.lets take a X-Ray.Oh-no Sandy is cutting your bloodstreem.You have
5
4
3
2
1
0
:blowup: :rip:
Offical:Sandy wins the match!!
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on September 22, 2005, 12:23:02 pm: Wow wow wow, we can't let just anyone come in and write, join the forum and make suggestions, we'll write it.
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Post by: Sb129 on September 22, 2005, 12:48:12 pm: Quote
Is this like open write? if not, can I be an episode writer thingy?
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I guess.
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Post by: IceFox on September 22, 2005, 03:35:38 pm: May I become a writer?
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on September 25, 2005, 05:06:24 am: Quote
May I become a writer?
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Okay.

Wow BBIFM has become popular.
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Post by: Sponggy32 on September 26, 2005, 12:24:23 pm: Well can I join
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Post by: Groundon2.0 on September 26, 2005, 06:35:33 pm: May I join
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Post by: Sponge-Bob on September 28, 2005, 12:29:17 pm: I'll join. My next offer can be Carl(temporary manager in Selling Out) vs Mr. Krabs
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on September 28, 2005, 12:35:03 pm: Okay, but I don't think theres enough room for USB anymore. I wonder what Ed will think of a website.
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Post by: patrick12q on September 29, 2005, 07:49:53 am: No more writers! Just Icefox and that's it! And I wouldn't mind a website, it's just that I have no idea how to make one.
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Post by: IceFox on September 29, 2005, 09:42:13 am: Hmmm. GImme a few months to learn flash. I will try to make on with that. If that doesnt work I will try an HTML one(with my friend, whols loads better at it than I am)

EDIT: My first editon of BBIFM will probubly be out today.
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Post by: patrick12q on September 30, 2005, 07:00:57 am: The only reason I'm letting Icefox on, is because Weird_4 is banned, and Sheldon retired.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on September 30, 2005, 01:17:26 pm: Actually I'm just on hiatus, now I'm thinking I might return at least within the next month.
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Post by: IceFox on September 30, 2005, 06:34:59 pm: Im here for my debut(and pontentially crappy) eddition of BBIFM!

CHARECTERS:

Nick(IceFox)-Announcher
Avatar-The Last Airbender
Dag-Angry Beavers
Marty-SpongeBob SquarePants
Bart Simpson-The Simpsons
Chris Griffin-Family Guy
Rocko-Rocko's Modern Life

BBIFM: EPISODE I LOST COUNT

Nick: Welcome to a bug BBIFM match! Im you NEW host IceFox! Why am I your new host? Well, Shedon J. Plankton is on haitus. Weird_4 stole artwork from the networks Angelene, and was banned. This match will be expriementing with....POINTS!*ooo**ahhhhh* Tonights mtach is at Bubble Dome! Opening in music, is <Insert Popular Band Here>

5 painful minutes later

Nick: Call...a....medic....please

*dead*

An hour later

Nick: I WAS REVIVED! NOW TO GET STARTED WITH ROUND ONE! ROCKO vs. Avatar!

Sumo Guy: Hecha! Husha! BEGIN!

Rocko tackels Avatar at the begining, but Avatar jumps up and head butts Rocko before the move was made.

Nick: One point for Avatar!

Rocko takes his fist and plows it right to were the giant arrow is pointed.

Nick: And thats a point for Rocko! Uh oh! It looks like Avatar is, yes! He's airbending! Disquali-

Avatar attacks Nick. 10 Minutes later, Avatar is removed from the sdtadium and sentaenced to life in Azkaban

Nick: Geez. I better buy some Health Insurance. Next up! Chris Griffin and...BART SIMPSON! Like all of you wouldnt 'ev' guessed it!

Sumo Guy: Hesha! Mushsa! SUMO!

Nick: It looks like a Sumo competetion. This would be better suited gfor Peter Griffin, and Homer-! Oh crap! Peter Griffin is walking out of the mouth of Chris! Ahh! This is a disgusting site! I have never seen anything like it!Wait! AHHHHHHH! MY EYES! HOMER SIMPSON IS DOING THE SAME!

Homer comes out a drops an empty beer bottle. Peter drops 40.

Sumo Guy: SUMO!

Peter takes a beer can and

Nick: Time to take a break! This fight will be continued later, aand AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MY EY-

Homer: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GROIN!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

this fight is to be concluded tonight
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Post by: patrick12q on September 30, 2005, 06:54:05 pm: I give it a 9/10. Not too bad, for your first match. I laughed once Rocko punched Avatar in the arrow.
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Post by: patrick12q on September 30, 2005, 06:54:24 pm: I give it a 9/10. Not too bad, for your first match. I laughed once Rocko punched Avatar in the arrow.
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Post by: patrick12q on September 30, 2005, 06:54:27 pm: I give it a 9/10. Not too bad, for your first match. I laughed once Rocko punched Avatar in the arrow.
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Post by: Sb129 on September 30, 2005, 11:23:10 pm: Continued....
*Backstage*
Bloo:Okay,Donald,Dib & Daffy....heh...your names all start with D....anyways!
Donald:Anyway
Bloo:That's what I SAID..we have to stop Mickey,Bugs,Coco & Gir from being the stars!
Dib:Yeeeeeeeeeeeah.....but how?
Bloo:Embrass them!

*Stage*
Coco:CocococococococCOCOCO!
*Crowd Luaghs*
Mickey-That was a good one Coco
Bugs-Eh,yeah docs
Gir-Huh?My-my taquitos-my-my-taquitos......TAQUITOS!*Runs off*
Bugs-Eeeeh,yeah

Bloo:HEY FOLKZ LOOK AT THEESE PICTURES OF MICKEY,BUGS,COCO & GIR!
Donald:Here's Mickey BUTT as a baby!Hahahaha!
Daffy-Here's Bugs eating CORN ON THE COB!WITH CORN IN HIS BIG STUPID BUCK TEETH!
Dib-Here's Gir WORKING RIGHT!
Bloo:HERE"S COCO ACTING PO LITE!

*Crickets Chirp*

Bloo:Uh they're all gay!

Crowd:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Chases after Bloo,Donald,Daffy & Dib*

Icefox:Great...those morons got our adudience out of hear!
Patrick_12q:Yeah!....jerks
Sheldon J Plankton:Soooo.....who's gonna watch
weird_4:The TV audeince
Sheldon J Plankton:I meant HEEEEEAR!
Sb129:They'll be back...they'll be back......
To be continued......
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on October 01, 2005, 07:22:35 am: Wow, Ed, what was with the triple posting there.
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Post by: patrick12q on October 01, 2005, 05:13:20 pm: Oops, sorry. Someone delete those.
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Post by: weird_4 on October 01, 2005, 10:44:38 pm: Okay everyone. I liked those matches. Great job. Until patrick12q does Battle of the Bands, I'm gonna do The Halloween Match! Part 1!

patrick12q: BOO! And welcome to a very special BBIFM episode.
weird_4: That's right. For the next few weeks we'll be having BBIFM matches with all those Halloween creatures.
pstrick12q: Yeah. Like Danny Phantom, Sulker, Gir, Zim, Timmy, Mark Chang, the Pumpkinator and...
weird_4: They get it already.
patrick12q: Sorry.
weird_4: No prob. Now our first ghostly match will be Danny Fenton vs. Sulker.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
weird_4: And the match begun. And Danny just soared in here.
Jaun the egghole: Yeah. To bad he isn't in a costume.
weird_4: He doesn't have to. He's a ghost.
Danny: Say your prayers Sulker.
Sulker: I'm keeping my eye on you.
(Sulkers pager goes off)
Sulker: Go to the lybary and buy all the books... Hard to believe.
(Danny turns invisible and goes inside Sulker)
(Danny begins to beat Sulker up in his body)
weird_4: And Danny Fenton has won!
DING! DING! DING!
patrick12q: And the match is over....
Pumpkinator: Not so fast.
To be continued.........
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Post by: Groundon2.0 on October 02, 2005, 08:33:59 am: Nice Weird_4
9/10
How do you post on Bbifm
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Post by: patrick12q on October 03, 2005, 12:31:38 pm: Click my name (Patrick12q) scroll down to where it says web page, and there'll be a link for BBIFM.
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Post by: IceFox on October 07, 2005, 09:18:07 pm: Im sorry I havent made anohter edition yet. I will get to it soon!
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Post by: Groundon2.0 on October 08, 2005, 06:20:25 am: Any Ideas

well how about Bloo v.s. Squidward
or The Flying Duchman v.s. Don The Whale
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on October 09, 2005, 01:35:54 pm: Weird is back, I thought they banned him for good?
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Post by: patrick12q on October 09, 2005, 02:02:39 pm: If they banned Weird_4 for good, he'd have the banned for etirnety title. Once Weird_4 finishes his BBIFM, then I'll do the season finale, The Battle of the Bands.
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Post by: IceFox on October 09, 2005, 06:24:35 pm: Quote
If they banned Weird_4 for good, he'd have the banned for etirnety title. Once Weird_4 finishes his BBIFM, then I'll do the season finale, The Battle of the Bands.
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No, they stopped doing that.
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Post by: patrick12q on November 20, 2005, 09:31:59 am: BUMP!!!

Phew, that was close, I almost completely forgot about BBIFM. I guess I'll start with the Halloween speacial (Which is very late).

Patrick12q (In a stop sign costume): Welcome back! It's the halloween speacial! Blood is going to fly in this one!

Icefox (In a Grim Reaper costume):Indeed. Say, isn't that your mom over there?

Patrick12q (Look): Whe...AHHHH!!! THAT GOES WAAY PAST OUR CENSORS!!

Sheldon J. Plankton (In a costume that you can't tell what it is) :Kill her!!!

Patrick12q: What are you suppsed to be, Sheldon?

Sheldon J. Plankton: A dissorted Chuiaua.

Patrick12q:...

Shaldon J. Plankton: See, my tail's on my forehead.

Patrick12q:...Well, let's get started with our FIVE MATCHER

Ice Fox: On this team: Cheese, Ren, Mickey Mouse, Johnny Bravo, and Peppy Le' Pyew. On the other team: Spongebob, Courage, Dag, Bugs Bunny, And Plankton.

Patrick12q: Hey Sheldon, Plankton doesn't happend to be related to you, is he?

Sheldon: Ok... Wanna do the honors Weird?

Weird_4: I'd be happy to. LET THE MATCH BEGIN, suckers.

Plankton: Fell my wra-(Plankton get's smooshed by all the competetors, Ren takes out a cheese grater and starts grateing Dags butt.)

Dag: That feels goo... I mean, Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ren: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!!! (He takes out a chainsaw, but before he can cut Dag in half, he get's eaten by Spongebob. Spongebob farts. Bugs bunny and Mickey Mouse are Street fighting, Mickey mouse takes out a bomb and stuffs it into Bugs mouth. Bugs blows up, Mickey get's caught on fire and trips over courage, breaking his neck. Peppy Le' Pyew starts stabbing a knife staraight into Courages' heart.)

Peppy: I'm not sure what'll kill you, the knife or the smell, but who cares? CHesse starts running everyone over with a monster truck)

Cheese: I like games.

(Johnny Bravo throws his comb at cheeses head. It goes through his head. He dies instantly, and blood starts spraying out of his head. Johnny is the only one alive)

Johnny: Cool, I survived!

Patrick12q: AAAAAAANNDD, THE WINNER ISSS... JOHNNY BRAVO!

(Girls in bikini's start dancing)

Girls: Bravo, Johnny, bravo! Bravo, Johnny, bravo!

Johnny: Thank ya, thank ya' very much! (Hobo's start beating Johnny with stop signs)

Patrick12q: Good night folks!
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Post by: *0800KrustyKrab* on November 23, 2005, 01:38:38 am: SpongeBob will win! He's my idol!!! :D
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Post by: SpongeNews.ca.kz on November 26, 2005, 06:35:25 am: This is very weird.. Mods close this..
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Post by: SJP2.0 on September 22, 2010, 11:59:32 pm: Eat dolphin noise you dolphin noise dolphin noise

Quote from: SpongeNews.ca.kz on November 26, 2005, 06:35:25 am
This is very weird.. Mods close this..