What's the Krabby Patty secret formula?
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What are you, some idiotic loser who has weasel nuts for brains? Don't you ever watch the show, for crying out loud? I can't tell you, because I don't HAVE the formula. Oh yes, I have tried many times, always scheming, always devising new plans... but that DARN OLD CRUSTACEAN stops me! I mean, hasn't he ever heard of "sharing" for crying out loud? I wish I could just go in there and blow him up with a bazooka but the darn TV censors would never show it! So there! That's your answer!
-Plankton
doesn't this belong in the games forum?
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Oh, what a wonderful question! "Doesn't this belong in the games forum?" I have probably just made the greatest thread in the eternity of...well...life....and all you can care about is what forum it is in? You make me siiiiiiiiiick!
-Plankton
Do you have to throw up?
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Uhh. I thought you people would be asking me USEFUL questions, not this pointless crap! Well, I guess pointless crap is better than nothing but still..."Do I have to throw up?" Well, let's see, I don't particularly remember any times I threw up...I'm pretty sure Plankton don't throw up after all, and...Oh wait! Yeah, there waaaaaaaas that one time where I had the inconvenience of having to walk in on Squidward...*gulp* NAKED. On TV they cover everything up, but in real life...it ain't a pretty sight you see. That made me blind for an entire week! Put some clothes on, guy!
-Banana
could you send me a pic of squid naked?
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Um, excuse me? Do you, Mr. Perv, mean you WANT to stab forks into your eyes and run out of the house screaming? You think I keep images of X-Rated Squid on my computer? I would rather sign a peace treaty with Mr. Krabs!
Ha ha! This is great.
What is your next devious plan?
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[color]Ah, my next evil plan is going to finally get me what I deserve! By using only fish eyeballs, I...HEY! Wait a minute! How do I know you're not in cahoots with that foul stupid Krab? If I went around telling everyone MY secret plans, those cops would be on me faster than...err...something fast![/color]
I have a question for the all-knowing plankton... (Oooh! This one starts out good!)
Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
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Wha...fgz...agfl..qwertyuiop...KAREN!
Yes, dear?
Have you been spreading rumors again with your little computer friends?
*Giggling* Well, yes, honey, but...
Haven't I told you exactly 27.42063 times not too?
But what I'm saying is...
I'm not going to have a good reputation if you keep telling these FALSE LIES about me
False? But Plankton, I do come up with all your plan...
Shut up! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!
...
Well, ssj, I can say with 100% truth that I come up with all of my ingenious plans. I mean come on. Why would I leave such an important task in the hands of a clumsy computer like this one?
You designed me!
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Ok, what's this next one here...
Plankton-
What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
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Ooo! It's a triple threat. OK, here you go, copycat...
1. What do I do when I'm not trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula...well...all kind of things! I got my labrador back here that I sometimes play with, and I like to watch the Gold channel...and, of course, I waste my time here at this idiotic community...
2. Kids? What?! I'm a busy man already!
Oh, I think kids would be a GREAT idea!
What? You don't even have reproductive organs!
You could always build some...
Let's not go there. Moving on to question #3, why did I run away from my family...Why did I run away from my family? Didn't you ever see "Plankton's Army"? My whole family is just a bunch of rednecks and hillbillies! Living with them was torture! An evil genius like myself can't live in such a society! They never even heard of a computer! One day I finally snapped and couldn't take it anymore. I packed my bags to seak out my destiny...and believe me, this sure as rain ain't it.
Well, that's it for now! Keep on askin' me questions and I will keep on answerin' me.
Your god,
Plankton
What happened to my other question?
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Don't you read posts, skull for brains, I already answered it! Geez, you are such a blutthering sack of retarded taters that I don't even...
PLANKTON!
Ermm...your right Karen, maybe I SHOULD be nicer to my fans...er...anyway...yeah, I already answered it.
Plankton
The second one?????
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Ugh, I already said why Karen and I can't have kids! Now let's move on! Stop cluttering up the thread with your spam!
Plankton
Plankton why are you mean to mr krabs if you are nice to him he will give you a krabby patty
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MUST. RESTRAIN. SELF. FROM ANSWERING. STUPID. QUESTION.
Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
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Yeah, he is, I know him...
-Banana
Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
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Yeah, he is, I know him...
-Banana
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okay will Plankton answer me at 9.00pm
Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
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Yeah, he is, I know him...
-Banana
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okay will Plankton answer me at 9.00pm
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Don't worry. He'll get to you as soon as he's done tying Mr. Krabs to the nuclear bo- I mean picking daisies.
-Banana
answer my question now or ill have to report you all
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Yes, because that will work.
could you send me a pic of squid naked?
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Um, excuse me? Do you, Mr. Perv, mean you WANT to stab forks into your eyes and run out of the house screaming? You think I keep images of X-Rated Squid on my computer? I would rather sign a peace treaty with Mr. Krabs!
Ha ha! This is great.
What is your next devious plan?
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[color]Ah, my next evil plan is going to finally get me what I deserve! By using only fish eyeballs, I...HEY! Wait a minute! How do I know you're not in cahoots with that foul stupid Krab? If I went around telling everyone MY secret plans, those cops would be on me faster than...err...something fast![/color]
I have a question for the all-knowing plankton... (Oooh! This one starts out good!)
Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
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Wha...fgz...agfl..qwertyuiop...KAREN!
Yes, dear?
Have you been spreading rumors again with your little computer friends?
*Giggling* Well, yes, honey, but...
Haven't I told you exactly 27.42063 times not too?
But what I'm saying is...
I'm not going to have a good reputation if you keep telling these FALSE LIES about me
False? But Plankton, I do come up with all your plan...
Shut up! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!
...
Well, ssj, I can say with 100% truth that I come up with all of my ingenious plans. I mean come on. Why would I leave such an important task in the hands of a clumsy computer like this one?
You designed me!
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Ok, what's this next one here...
Plankton-
What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
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Ooo! It's a triple threat. OK, here you go, copycat...
1. What do I do when I'm not trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula...well...all kind of things! I got my labrador back here that I sometimes play with, and I like to watch the Gold channel...and, of course, I waste my time here at this idiotic community...
2. Kids? What?! I'm a busy man already!
Oh, I think kids would be a GREAT idea!
What? You don't even have reproductive organs!
You could always build some...
Let's not go there. Moving on to question #3, why did I run away from my family...Why did I run away from my family? Didn't you ever see "Plankton's Army"? My whole family is just a bunch of rednecks and hillbillies! Living with them was torture! An evil genius like myself can't live in such a society! They never even heard of a computer! One day I finally snapped and couldn't take it anymore. I packed my bags to seak out my destiny...and believe me, this sure as rain ain't it.
Well, that's it for now! Keep on askin' me questions and I will keep on answerin' me.
Your god,
Plankton
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YOUR NOT PLANKTON YOUR BANANA!!!!!!!!
YOUR NOT PLANKTON YOUR BANANA!!!!!!!!
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GASP!!!!
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-Banana