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Title: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
Post by: Scilla on August 24, 2007, 07:29:16 pm: what would you do?

I would go streaking. And then pee standing up, and then watch football. And thheeeen watch action movies!
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Post by: Burnam Wood on August 24, 2007, 07:55:31 pm: Watch "The Notebook" and be able to cry in public.

It's such a good movie. :sob:
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Post by: SpongeBrain on August 24, 2007, 07:59:22 pm: I'd finally be able to pee standing up.
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Post by: Patback399 on August 24, 2007, 08:18:46 pm: I would go back in time and make out with my male self.
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Post by: Banshee 1919 on August 25, 2007, 12:46:33 am: Not interested if I was the opposite gender, but if Gerard Way woke up as a sexy, curvy platinum blonde girl then s/he's really sexy.
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Post by: rage, love, rocknroll on August 25, 2007, 01:46:17 pm: I'd stare at myself in the mirror all day.

Naked.
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Post by: Rocko on August 25, 2007, 02:23:18 pm: I would be a lesbian.
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Post by: David on August 25, 2007, 02:57:07 pm: I'd freak out.

I mean, all of a sudden I'm a female! What up with dat?
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Post by: VulturEMaN on August 25, 2007, 03:02:32 pm: Quote from: Rocko on August 25, 2007, 02:23:18 pm
I would be a lesbian.

I 2nd that, but I'm not sure why lol.
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on August 25, 2007, 04:18:59 pm: I'd go into work and see if anyone knew who I was then scare the poo out of them.
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Post by: cmonkey on August 25, 2007, 05:44:01 pm: Go shopping. Mens clothes are overly boring.
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Post by: Dragon Of Grief on August 25, 2007, 06:29:06 pm: If I woke up as the opposite gender... then I would be straight! And I would finally be able to hold a guy's hand in public without having to fear for my life :lol:
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Post by: Rocko on August 25, 2007, 09:34:41 pm: Quote from: VulturEMaN on August 25, 2007, 03:02:32 pm
Quote from: Rocko on August 25, 2007, 02:23:18 pm
I would be a lesbian.

I 2nd that, but I'm not sure why lol.
We'd have to scissor!
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Post by: Elizabeth Rose on August 25, 2007, 11:49:35 pm: I'd find some snow and write my name.
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Post by: Thomas on August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am: I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL. :wacko:
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Post by: Patback399 on August 27, 2007, 11:00:30 am: Quote from: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am
I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL. :wacko:

Only men can join the army in the United Kingdom? I never noticed that.
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Post by: Thomas on August 27, 2007, 11:33:15 am: Quote from: Patback399 on August 27, 2007, 11:00:30 am
Quote from: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am
I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL. :wacko:

Only men can join the army in the United Kingdom? I never noticed that.

Only men can join the army and operate a tank (apparently).
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on August 28, 2007, 07:31:01 am: Quote from: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am
I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL. :wacko:
show me your tank ;)