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Off Topic => Everything Else => Topic started by: Cygnus on February 10, 2008, 03:16:53 pm
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Hello. It has come to my attention that this boards was among many that were lied to by Chester, who came on here back in 2005 spread falsehood about the so called field beast legend that thrived in my town for some time during that summer. I came across the photos, and I can give you a full explanation of what happened during that time.
Summer 2005, having fled his mental hospital, a 38 year-old African American dwarf with down syndrome and progeria wandered and eventually got himself lost in a field where two nearby teenagers were playing. Startled, one of the two teenagers (Chester, or as you may knew him better as, Amsalp) took a photograph of what he thought was a unidentified creature. The press eagerly took the pictures, some of them real, other fake and went to the newpapers where for several months it was thought that we had a cryptid on our hands. It wasn't until that Fall was the connection was made, and the so called "cryptid" was found living in the woods by a stream, and thus the story had come to an end.
I felt having known Chester for awhile, still refuses to speak of the creature and/or revisit the board, so I decided to let you all know what really happened, so you aren't worried about "field beasts" as many of you were, I assume.
-Cygnus.
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Finally, we can all sleep at night knowing this field beast has been stopped.
Thank you.
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I REMEMBER THAT THREAD. lol. I didnt take it seriously, though.
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I have the newspaper article, you've seen it, don't give me that. You just want to keep this idiotic story going.
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It says 2005 on the article.
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haha!!!! alright!!!!!
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People like Derrick and Chester are just trying to keep the story going, it was just a down syndrome dwarf. Believe me.
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Is it just me or does everyone like these guys?
You guys are always welcome in my town to find dwarfs/field beasts or w/e. :ph34r:
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link pls
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I feel like such a n00b.
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LMAO
Oh goodness that was good stuff.
I never took Amsalp seriously. And I don't think anyone here ever believed that story.
That dude was a dolphin noise.
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Pshh I f you wan't to know the real truth listen to this, Did you know that steel melts at..... wait wrong conspiracy theory.
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I wonder who's the mastermind that plays Ampsalp and this Cygnus douche and all of the other retards that come every once in a while, like MSP.
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I wonder who's the mastermind that plays Ampsalp and this Cygnus douche and all of the other retards that come every once in a while, like MSP.
It's Tom Kenny.
Fer sure.
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Hello, this is Derrick.
lulwut.