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Off Topic => Games => Topic started by: IceFox on October 10, 2004, 01:45:41 pm

Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on October 10, 2004, 01:45:41 pm: OK, so here is what you do. You create a product, and make a bad advertisement for it. Get it. If not, feel free to PM me. Heres mine:

Invisible Dehigerated Water: Just Add Water!!!

Now, it's your turn!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Patricksquare Pants on October 11, 2004, 11:15:27 am: Poop: Its Crap
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: GIR on October 11, 2004, 07:04:48 pm: sugar free sugar
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on October 11, 2004, 10:13:54 pm: Solar-powered flashlights!! DOH!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: spongehead91 on October 12, 2004, 01:19:00 am: chargable battery charger that only charges its own batterys
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: GIR on October 12, 2004, 05:34:38 am: fat free mcdoanalds
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on October 12, 2004, 03:25:51 pm: Win 10 Dollars...............[size=8]just pay 1000 cents[/size].
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Rabble on October 12, 2004, 03:28:21 pm: Give me 5 bucks I'll give you 6 Back

*cough cough Loser
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on October 12, 2004, 03:59:09 pm: Buy Georgetown Donuts.........for the nut who goes DO'H!!!!

Buy The Invisible Spray......But be careful, it stains clothes!!!(I git that from "Pranks-A-Lot)
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on October 12, 2004, 05:41:59 pm: Wal-Mart, always dishonest...always.

Come to Randalls, Giving our WORST. (Our local grocery store).

Sears, A Bad life at a high price.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: AppleNick on October 12, 2004, 06:17:42 pm: Come on down to Cartman Land, but don't bother getting past the gate, because anyone caught trespassing is shot on sight!

Come to Disneyland! Our people that dress up as characters and act like morons KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! XD
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: spongehead 32 on October 12, 2004, 06:17:51 pm: are you sick and tired of cleaning your home day after day??

if so why not just wreck it and get a new one?

call this number and we will wreck your home practicaly when you hang up

you may expect to pay almost 6,000 for this kind of offer, well if so your wrong, you get it by paying 10,000,000,000.99, and if you dont have the money we will take it from every penny you get

you are garentead to be homeless after the wonderful (kinda) fealing of wrecking your home

so just remember our name....once we get one

now if that isnt bad what is?
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Patricksquare Pants on October 12, 2004, 06:18:59 pm: Fart And Get Free Canned Pee.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on October 12, 2004, 06:21:11 pm: Some of these should be on the shelves today...

Any commercial on the Amanda Show...
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on October 12, 2004, 06:23:28 pm: Wanna spend your summer vacation?

Try, Florida....but they have Hurricanes.

Try, California....but they have Earthquakes.

Try, Washington State....if you wanna get covered in lava, ash, and crap.

Try, Oklahoma...if you wanna get swirled up in a Tornado.

Try, Texas....but they have Bush supporters.

Try, New York...but they have terrorist attacks.

Try, Massachuetss..but they have that flip-flop guy.

So try.....you're house. Where you're safe and sound.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Patricksquare Pants on October 12, 2004, 06:27:21 pm: Get Free Bad Grammer And Get Famous One Like: All Your Base Belong
To Us.

Only At The Crapest Store Ever.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on October 15, 2004, 06:44:40 am: Call 1-800-SAVEMONEY

For $2.99 the first minute and $6.99 there after...we'll tell you how to save money
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: .com person on October 16, 2004, 10:16:14 am: Wanna become a stocker??? It's free

Just go on the internet and say your a monkey

Then ask somebody for there address

Somebody will expect a monkey to come over when its really you

You can steal all there stuff just pay them the money back
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Rabble on October 16, 2004, 10:51:04 am: Tocuh the Spongebob And win a PS2!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: spongehead91 on October 16, 2004, 02:56:53 pm: are you tired of high debts?

want to get some free time?

havent slept in days?

WELL TOO BAD!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: AppleNick on October 16, 2004, 04:30:07 pm: Hurt on the job?

PWNED!

:laughing:

Man, you thought I was gonna do anything? Newbie. :lol:
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: BaLiTtLeBuTt32 on October 16, 2004, 06:06:48 pm: a free tv
( tv not included)
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on October 17, 2004, 12:18:33 am: ^That's a good one^
In class the other day, we had a writing assighment, were we had to make up an invention, and the write about like it was an adevertisment, and I did one that was so funny my teacher needed someone to get her a tiisue(seriously, i don't think it's that funny though) It was the always correct robot weatheman. It was Ok. Once I get it bqack graded, i'll try to post it heere, it's not really bad advertising though.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: .com person on October 17, 2004, 12:22:43 am: Heres your chance to be annoying all you have to do is pay $1.83 with the tax.

All you have to do is pay us the money and write annoying stuff

Isn't being annoying fun
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on October 17, 2004, 12:26:09 am: FLUNK HUT! We gaurentee your next grade to be an F. Are you tired of doing your homework. Well now, just send in your homework to us, and we will do it for you, with a garenteed F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just pay 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000dollars plus shipping and handleing.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: .com person on October 17, 2004, 12:29:25 am: Do you want spam this board like crazy without getting banned? Well maybe the mods will enjoy your spamming if you cough up a lifetime supply of money. Just notify them if you aren't serious about paying and bother them you have are in deep doodoo
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on October 17, 2004, 11:59:46 am: Do you need legal advice again?

well,

STOP BREAKING THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I got htat from Liar, Liar.)
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on October 17, 2004, 12:28:39 pm: Well guess what I have some good news and bad news: The Good News is....I saved all my money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, The Bad News is....The money was counterfiet, and they're about get me.

So save all you're counterfeit money by switching to Geico, and we'll tell the cops on you and you'll get in trouble *spits tounge*.

Call 1-800-GEICO today.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Sb129 on October 17, 2004, 03:11:14 pm: SB plate:You eat off of it
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on October 17, 2004, 08:42:36 pm: Join us one KSSS Radio. Without the music!!! WAHOOO!!!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: .com person on October 21, 2004, 10:48:44 pm: Find out the news by seeing whats new on TV
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on October 22, 2004, 09:02:42 pm: By this new NBA video game!!!!

When the video game comes 2 more weeks!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on October 22, 2004, 09:27:14 pm: Worst advertising/commercial?

this is a test of the emergency broadcasting system...
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on October 22, 2004, 11:27:58 pm: Are you tired of paying those high electricity bills? Well, not anymore, with the SCAMTECH MONEY SAVER!!!!! All you do s plug it in, and watch your your electricity billl raise untuil you faint. Then....it will rase some more.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on November 09, 2004, 05:50:15 pm: Tired of your Cable Bill going high and high and high again every month!? Well try High Rate Cable, when you'll get all the channels known to man for a price of $500,000, plus $50.00 tax, and we'll give you a installation that costs $670.00, our prices are so high it'll make you go to the hospital.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: SpongeBrain on November 09, 2004, 05:57:43 pm: Are you sick of all those hotshot companies making their products costing 19.99 dollars? THey are trying to make the product seem like it costs less. We're strait to the point.... 20 dollars.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on November 09, 2004, 08:04:34 pm: Do you hate it when you're relatives tick you off?

Are you tired of being feeling inferior?

Is your TV is broken?

Getting picked on everyday?

Being discriminated because you're doing things perverted?

WELL...LIVE WITH IT, THAT'S LIFE YOU SILLY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on November 09, 2004, 10:06:45 pm: Hi. I'm Mike Tyson for Encyclopedia Britannica
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on November 10, 2004, 04:55:35 pm: Do you really want to get into college, but the college rejected you?

WELL TOO BAD!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on November 10, 2004, 08:31:44 pm: Are you tired of people always trying to sell you stuff on TV while you're trying to watch highly educational programming? Then get the new "People-always-trying- to-sell-me-stuff-on-TV-while-I'm-trying-to-watch-highly-educational-programming-
zapper".
"High. I'm a celebrity with an incredibly deep voice. How was I ever supposed to watch H. R. Puffnstuff while people are always trying to sell me stuff?
But then I got the 'People-always-trying-to-sell-me-stuff-on-TV-while-I'm-trying-to-watch-highly-educational-programming-zapper' and I finally got to see a whole episode in peace.

Now you can have this wonderful product, too!

For the low price of $102.72 or 98 easy payments of $210.62, you can get rid of commercials forever.
Plus, call now, and you'll recieve this bonus gift: 'People-always-trying-to-make-me-come-to-their-small-business-or-elect-them-president-on-the-radio-while-I'm-listening-to-highly-educational-music-zapper'!
You're sitting in the bathtub with your radio on, when suddenly you hear a commercial- JUST ZAP IT!

Yes-sir-ee-bob, all this can be yours, but supplies are limited if anyone decides to buy this, so call NOW.

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Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on November 12, 2004, 01:30:01 pm: Are you tired of having to cook your vegi-meats.
"WHAT'S A VEGGIE MEAT"
"A Vegitable-Meat"
"Oh!"
""Anyways, all you have to do is stick it in the SUPER MINI COOKER TYPE ITEM and watch it cook!!!!!!!!!!! All you have to do is flip the meat every 3o seconds and in 48 hours, its time to eat your meal! So order up!

(In a really fst voice) may cause loss of appetite, head or sanity. Do not use if you are currently insane.....
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: SpongeBrain on November 12, 2004, 01:43:32 pm: I like bacon.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IZ on November 12, 2004, 01:45:55 pm: "Hey fatso, order this weight machine. NOW!"
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: apple pie on November 12, 2004, 01:51:32 pm: tired of being stressed, well buy the malle.....i mean stress relevo then wack your head till you you cant feel your legs
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: IceFox on November 12, 2004, 11:30:08 pm: Do You Want Some Money....QUICK!!!! Do you need a mortgage? Well, to get that mortage, CLICK HERE, AND WATCH OUR AD!!!! (http://homestarrunner.com/senormortgage.html)

[size=8]AD MADE BY THE BROTHER CHAPS...[/size]
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: .com person on November 13, 2004, 12:37:24 am: Wanna learn how to speak or read per say Japanese, Spanish, French, Russian or any other language well don't head on over to Babel Fish Altavista translator cause even though there free, they suck not inless you want some laughs of course.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Sb129 on November 13, 2004, 05:55:32 am: Poop!You eat something & it comes out out of your butt.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on November 13, 2004, 07:24:10 am: Get Road Runner High-Speed-Online! When it....runs away!!! *beep beep* *whoosh*
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Sb129 on November 13, 2004, 08:21:44 am: Money you need it to buy this!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on November 13, 2004, 11:32:37 am: Are you tired of being fat and obese? Order Anti-Lard today, and the words "fat and obese" can be replaced with "poor and worthless".
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: spongehead91 on November 13, 2004, 02:47:23 pm: are you tired of high prices?? want to lower them??

then buy our new 'pricegodown'!! it doesent work but it gives the componay who makes it money!!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: Snowthrower on November 13, 2004, 03:50:47 pm: Buy a Oreck XL -- It really sucks!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: .com person on November 13, 2004, 07:48:53 pm: Motion. Cause. Purpose. You.
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on November 13, 2004, 07:50:26 pm: Come to the mall, where all the makeup and toys come alive and KILL YOU ALIVE!!!!
Title: Bad Advertising
Post by: .com person on November 13, 2004, 07:52:04 pm: Jobs are your future so go to the future.