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Off Topic => Games => Topic started by: Thomas on August 16, 2005, 02:06:57 pm
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(I know these can get irritating...but I needed a laugh!)
Simple, reply on how you destroy an item the person above you posts....then post your own!
EXAMPLE:
Someone posts: orange
Someone replys: smash orange with a hammer.
They then add the item: Armchair
And so on....I'll start. *cough*
Item: Internet Explorer.
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Uninstalls
Nuclear Waste
-Banana
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Throw into space.
Beetle (car)
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Uses an ultra magnet to repel the magnet in to the moon. Thne the beetle bounces back down to Earth. The moon bounces the sun 5 feet away from the earth and burns everything on Earth. Including the buggy. :)
Item: Dave Mathews Ban CD
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Snap the CD in half.
An Atom Bomb.
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Disamntle it peice by peice then throw all the peices into the ocean.
Sword
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melt the metal and bury the remains.
A room that is 100 inches thick of solid titanium.
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Oo..a challenge. hm......have god destroy it for me.
God. HA! Defeat him!
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Prove he doesn't exist, making him disappear in a puff of logic
Sarah
-Banana
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show her the cross.
Ice-skating moose.
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Ice Skating Dancing MONKEY!
The Ultimate Robot EVER!
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unplugs it.
My evil clones.
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Destroy the origional and all others will be too.
Mathmatics.
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G oback in time and destroy everything math related
My imaginary freind
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Blow up the earth
A sound wave
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punches it out.
Aku.
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Blesses him
Windows XP
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Disables it from your computer
Samuri Jack
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Crush him with a comet.
Homer Simpson. (this will be funny)
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Bonks on the head.
Bart Simpson.
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hits him with a skateboard
The Sims 2 :ph34r:
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send robo ninja monkeys on it.
pizza
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Eats it all up
Jaun the Egghole
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oblitarate them with a cheese-grater.
The Universe
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Cuts a hole in it
Shotgun
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melt it down and turn it into an egg mixer.
George Bush
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throws out the window.
Television.
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Cut the plugs wire.
Blood.
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boils then grinds into a fine powder and hides it under sum1s ashes, then spread across the sea.....hmmm?
item: a nail
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Feeds it to a cow.
A chop stick
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*gives to a big lady at a restaurant where she will most likely eat the stick as well*
Micheal Bolton CD
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Chainsaw the CD player it is in and burn the remains in a tribal manner.
Titanium alloid.
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Ignites flamethrower
Pair of jeans
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Puts them on.
Pair of old underwear ...which is smelly. lol
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Take a bulldozer and run over them until theyre really flat, then put gasoline on them and then light them on fire and throw a febreeze can on it so it smells nice :D
Item: A camera...
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Throw it to the floor and stomp on it until it smashes up.
A Bee Hive filled with Killer Bee's.
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Bee Killer
A 1/2 grain of rice.
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eat it.
A packet of ramen noodles.