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Title: Handicapped
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on July 22, 2005, 10:45:36 pm
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!"
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Post by: Banana on July 23, 2005, 08:35:08 am
Priceless  :laugh:

-Banana
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Post by: Roger on July 23, 2005, 08:38:38 am
Heh...I like it!
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Post by: Fink on July 23, 2005, 08:42:22 am
Haha that's so mean. But good.  :happy:
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Post by: weird_4 on July 23, 2005, 08:47:35 am
I know.
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Post by: GrEeNdAyFrEaK on July 23, 2005, 08:53:13 am
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...nice input... and your opinion? x.x
Anyway, Im not a Bush-basher, but that was pretty funny XD
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Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2005, 11:13:36 am
[spoiler]Whoah, I thought that was funny, And I supported Bush. :blink: [/spoiler]
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Post by: Vicky on July 23, 2005, 11:14:29 am
hahaha, its funny 'cos its true
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Post by: GrEeNdAyFrEaK on July 23, 2005, 11:15:24 am
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hahaha, its funny 'cos its true
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It's funny because you all think it's true.
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Post by: Roger on July 23, 2005, 11:16:29 am
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hahaha, its funny 'cos its true
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XD Why would anyone think it's true?
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Post by: Chrono on July 23, 2005, 03:13:44 pm
XD! That was funny. But I'd wish for my own house...THen I'd sell it...
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Post by: UltraSpongeyDude on July 23, 2005, 03:49:53 pm
Funny! :ph34r:
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on July 23, 2005, 03:55:19 pm
Ha ha!
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Post by: Rocko on July 23, 2005, 09:21:02 pm
I'd ask for beach front property keep it for 10 years than sell it for 5 times the orginal value. That was funny, Bush has been saved from death before, a pretzel almost killed him once!
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Post by: Eva:Gina on July 24, 2005, 03:49:41 am
eh he he he, my dad would give me a rolliking.
jordans step dad would yell my ears off :laugh:
i wouldnt have saved him.