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Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: spongebob007 on October 28, 2003, 06:22:37 pm
I want to hear the funniest saying or quote (sb related) that you can think of! Dont get all feisty on me, either, cause its just for fun!
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: mermaidman97007 on October 28, 2003, 06:24:54 pm
F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium...BOMBS! N is for no survivors, wehn you... Plankton
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: spongebob007 on October 28, 2003, 06:27:49 pm
I always liked that one! You get a









                          :original:  (bad ones or repeats get    :glare: )
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Patrick on October 28, 2003, 06:29:18 pm
The children seem to enjoy other peoples misfortunes!-spongebob
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: spongebob007 on October 28, 2003, 06:32:00 pm
That ones pretty good too! :original:  
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Hannahbal on October 28, 2003, 07:32:22 pm
Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Wow, I LOVE that one. One of my favorites!  :happy:

Hahahaha. Here's another one

Spongebob: Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. How could you be so naïve. There’s evidence all around us. How do you explain Atlantis, cow licks, 99 cent stores? [he goes around in a circle around Sandy, forming a circle indent] And how about those mysterious circles that pop up in kelp fields over night? [he notices his indent] Aah! There’s one now!
 
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: jastERmine on October 28, 2003, 07:35:11 pm
umm...how about:


sb: patrick..i don't think this bubble could get any bigger...
patrick: NONSENSE!! -pumps up bubble-


woooo...funny stuff.
er what about:

sb: sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. what do they remind you of, squidward?
squidward: explosions...i-i-i mean erosions!!

LOOOLL.
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on October 28, 2003, 07:37:41 pm
How about this:

"Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"- SpongeBob, One Krabs trash.  
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: spongebobDF329 on October 28, 2003, 07:41:17 pm
Spongebob: Gary, don't stop shaking it!
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: spongebob007 on October 30, 2003, 11:46:10 am
:biggrin: 4 all of u
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Megan on October 30, 2003, 12:29:27 pm
my siggy.
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: chuchino55 on October 30, 2003, 01:24:16 pm
Squidward: Next I suppose you'll want me to go square dancing with Patrick!
*cut to Pat in a square dancing outfit*
Spongebob: Go home, Patrick.
*Patrick pouts and walks away*
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Hannahbal on October 30, 2003, 01:32:10 pm
Quote
Squidward: Next I suppose you'll want me to go square dancing with Patrick!
*cut to Pat in a square dancing outfit*
Spongebob: Go home, Patrick.
*Patrick pouts and walks away*
Whoa, I forgot about that one. I love that one. I also love these parts...

"I Love You." -Patrick

Spongebob: Look what I've got!
Patrick: Rectangles!!!

Patrick: Heyyy Punk..heheh.
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Patrick on October 30, 2003, 01:45:35 pm
O ya, : " I know! Let's move bikini bottom out of it's way!" Or something like that, I think it's from wormy or the one where sandy and spongebob go after the

ALASKAN BULL WORM.
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Hannahbal on October 30, 2003, 01:46:53 pm
Quote
O ya, : " I know! Let's move bikini bottom out of it's way!" Or something like that, I think it's from wormy or the one where sandy and spongebob go after the

ALASKAN BULL WORM.
Yeah, it's called Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm.
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Banana on October 30, 2003, 01:56:33 pm
(http://www.cleverwood.com/images/chess_bluepieces.jpg)
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: Hannahbal on October 30, 2003, 02:04:58 pm
Quote
Or the Striped Sweater Song?

The best time to wear a
Striped sweater
Is all the time!
One with a collar
Turtleneck
That's the kind!

 :tongue:

-Banana
Oooh! Striped Sweater song! That's my favorite song! Well..from Spongebob.
Title: Quote Competition! Whos Got The Funniest Quote?
Post by: spongebob007 on October 31, 2003, 12:07:48 pm
:biggrin: