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Title: The Ugliest Dog In The World
Post by: Hannahbal on August 26, 2005, 01:38:16 pm: This deeply horrified me, so I felt that I just had to post it.

(http://samugliestdog.com/images/Sammagnetweb.jpg)
Aww...how cute!

"Sam...."World's Ugliest Dog" 2003, 2004, 2005! Sam is a purebred, yes that's right, a purebred Chinese Crested Hairless. He's almost 15 years old and was taken in as a rescue over five years ago by Susie Lockheed. He was considered "un-adoptable" by local shelters. Susie took him in on a 48-hour trial period. During that time he lived in a cage because he acted like "Cujo" the rabid dog. Susie had to shove food and water into the cage and run. The 48-hour trial became several days, and then Sam just walked out of the cage and became one of the pack (other hairless dogs who found harbor in Susie's domain)."
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Post by: Lil Loco on August 26, 2005, 01:39:35 pm: Oh snap...
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Post by: 1luke12 on August 26, 2005, 01:39:38 pm: That's just disturbing...
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on August 26, 2005, 01:41:50 pm: I wanna adopt Sam ;-;
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 26, 2005, 01:43:00 pm: Hannah.

You made my day.
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Post by: RandomDude18 on August 26, 2005, 01:43:23 pm: Quote
That's just disturbing...
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I agree.
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Post by: LE on August 26, 2005, 01:47:06 pm: I think I have a new nightmare...that was extremely unpleasant.
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Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on August 26, 2005, 01:50:33 pm: I see nothing wrong.
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Post by: jojobird on August 26, 2005, 01:51:29 pm: AAHHH! Okay, that's really scary for a dog, and look his eyes are whitish, gray. 0_o
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Post by: Chrono on August 26, 2005, 02:03:44 pm: ...I dont like dogs anymore.
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Post by: jojobird on August 26, 2005, 02:07:30 pm: Seriously, I have a bird and one time he looked at me with his head all the way turned around. He looked like the exorcist! Ever since then I was careful around him.
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Post by: Megan on August 26, 2005, 02:59:51 pm: ...It has seven claws on it's right paw.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 26, 2005, 03:35:48 pm: That's scary! Now I'm gonna have nightmears.
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Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on August 26, 2005, 03:37:16 pm: It's not really that scary. I meen, it's not the best looking thing around, but I can stand to look at it.
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Post by: Starr2k3 on August 26, 2005, 04:04:08 pm: I saw this on the news.
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Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on August 26, 2005, 04:07:07 pm: Ya' know, his hair kinda looks like Yoda's.
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Post by: Fink on August 26, 2005, 05:19:29 pm: Haha I have no love for dogs anyway. :happy:
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Post by: patrick12q on August 26, 2005, 05:23:58 pm: Quote
I saw this on the news.
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Me too
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Post by: Sb129 on August 26, 2005, 06:12:31 pm: Quote
I wanna adopt Sam ;-;
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Heh,very funny....VERY FUNNY!Whoah,that dog it....scares..me *Eye Twitches*
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Post by: Elizabeth Rose on August 26, 2005, 09:22:34 pm: Oh man, I like that dog. He is absolutely dreadful, which in turn, makes him wonderful.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 26, 2005, 11:12:49 pm: I'm gonna buy it and put it him out on my front lawn on Halloween and scare the rick or treaters while I'm trick or treating. Those kids will be scared.
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Post by: Starr2k3 on August 26, 2005, 11:58:26 pm: Quote
I'm gonna buy it and put it him out on my front lawn on Halloween and scare the rick or treaters while I'm trick or treating. Those kids will be scared.
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Put a picture of yourself instead, they'll be just as scared. :P
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 06:55:46 am: Noones scared of me. Everyone in CA likes me for who I am.
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Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on August 27, 2005, 07:09:51 am: Dude, the dog isn't scary.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 07:55:52 am: Oh. So it's a normal dog eh? Then why is it ugly looking?
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Post by: patrick12q on August 27, 2005, 08:17:58 am: well, some people are ugly, does that mean they aren't humans?
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 09:29:57 am: Well that's true.
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Post by: 1luke12 on August 27, 2005, 10:37:45 am: Quote
Dude, the dog isn't scary.
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But it is extremely ugly.
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Post by: Sb129 on August 27, 2005, 10:50:55 am: ^I'm with at the bottom of someone who's smarts post: :P
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Post by: jesusofsuburbia on August 27, 2005, 11:05:53 am: I wanna pet it. :)
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Post by: sponge monkey100 on August 27, 2005, 11:11:43 am: OMG that dog is sooooooooooooooo creepy!
it's so ugly :ph34r:
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Post by: patrick12q on August 27, 2005, 11:14:39 am: Quote
I wanna pet it. :)
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On the news, it was barking every scene they had with it, I think it'll bite your finger off if you even try to touch it.
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Post by: Scilla on August 27, 2005, 12:25:55 pm: Wooah..

So that's what happend to my puppy!
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 01:16:14 pm: It's yours? Just kidding. That's what happens when you don't give your dog a bath every day.
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Post by: Fink on August 27, 2005, 03:30:35 pm: Quote
It's yours? Just kidding. That's what happens when you don't give your dog a bath every day.
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Or if you run over fifty bajillion times and it still lives. :closedeyes:
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on August 27, 2005, 03:36:54 pm: Quote
It's yours? Just kidding. That's what happens when you don't give your dog a bath every day.
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Thats bull. I gave my dog a bath maybe once every 2 months...and she lived for almost 9 years.
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Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on August 27, 2005, 03:39:10 pm: Quote
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Dude, the dog isn't scary.
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But it is extremely ugly.
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That's cool.
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 08:51:20 pm: The dog is ugly because it's super old. I think.
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Post by: sponge monkey100 on August 27, 2005, 08:58:32 pm: that dog seriously creeps me out!
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Post by: spongemonkey13 on August 27, 2005, 09:02:06 pm: Hannah=My Hero
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Post by: Compwhiz128 on August 27, 2005, 09:13:55 pm: What a cute old doggy
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Post by: weird_4 on August 27, 2005, 10:35:12 pm: That dog still gives me the creeps.
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on August 28, 2005, 03:30:42 am: It's so ugly it's cute.
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Post by: garyfan on August 28, 2005, 04:51:45 am: Awww poor doggie. Why does it have to be ugly yet cute?
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Post by: weird_4 on August 28, 2005, 06:56:49 am: It would've been cute, if it wasn't so run-over.
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on August 28, 2005, 07:37:04 am: Quote
It would've been cute, if it wasn't so run-over.
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Thats mean.
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Post by: sponge monkey100 on August 28, 2005, 08:23:33 am: that dog is kinda cute and I feel sorry for the poor doggy! :sad: :ph34r:
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Post by: Scilla on August 28, 2005, 12:35:01 pm: G-Ross! You guys think it's cute!? N-A-S-T-Y.
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Post by: Duff_pimp on August 28, 2005, 08:55:28 pm: awwww, look at the coot widdle puppy
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Post by: Rabble on August 29, 2005, 06:29:52 pm: Thats awesome. I need a dog like that to feed the flesh of my enemeys to it. If it eats flesh. The claws on the paw is pretty werid though. His tail is a bone. :P

EDIT: Toxic waste was used.
Title: The Ugliest Dog In The World
Post by: Chongster on August 30, 2005, 05:42:42 am: You just have to have a second look at it to make sure its as ugly as you first thought it was. I sure as he*l dont find that thing cute in anyway what so ever, if I saw that thing walking down the street, I'd just crap my pants right there and then, the last thing I'd want to do is go and pet it!