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Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on April 04, 2004, 09:17:59 pm
I'm sure you all saw this on SBA's Forum.  I'm a copy-cat.  But isn't it fun to destroy someone's wishes and dreams??!!  If you are unfamiliar with this game, the person above you makes a wish, then you DESTROY IT.

Example:  I wish I could watch "The Camping Episode".

You say:  You sit down to watch it, but an electrical surge burns down your house.


I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Squarepants on April 04, 2004, 09:38:26 pm
Not only do you have to go back to work, you now get 5 cents per hour!

I wish I had some pizza.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 05, 2004, 07:02:31 am
But the pizza place went out of business.

I wish that I wasn't part of this game.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 08:14:57 am
but aliens took ove your mind and forced you to play.

i wish i were an oscar mayer weiner.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 05, 2004, 01:58:42 pm
That happens, but you get eaten.
I wish I had more $.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 02:08:23 pm
But You Would Lose It To Angry Beavers.

I Wish I Had Monkeys.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Hannahbal on April 05, 2004, 02:09:36 pm
Monkeys stopped existing.

I wish it was the weekend.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 02:10:44 pm
But It Would Be 10:30 At Night On Sunday

I Wish I Won The Lottery.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 02:15:21 pm
but then you would have to donate to a third world country.
i wish i had my own computer
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 02:20:16 pm
But Then You Get 1001 Viruses


I Wish I Could Go On Vacation.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Hannahbal on April 05, 2004, 02:24:15 pm
But then there's a terrorist attack while you are there

I wish I didn't have to do my homework
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 02:26:01 pm
Then You Get All E's

I Want Cheese.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 02:27:36 pm
but then the cheese is expired. i hate that feeling.
i want to free all the animals.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 02:31:22 pm
Then They Kill You.


I want a mansion.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 05, 2004, 03:22:12 pm
But it burns down.

I wish I had a Ferrari.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 03:23:33 pm
But The engine Explodes Which Expldes The Car


I Wish For The Tigers To Make Teh Playoffs.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 03:26:52 pm
but then they lose to the yankees. haha
i wish for happiness in the world
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 03:29:06 pm
Everyone Will Die Of Niceness

I Wish I Had A Better Digital camera.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 05, 2004, 03:30:55 pm
But it would come broken. (I know that feeling all too well.)

I wish I could travel around the world.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 03:32:20 pm
But You Die On The Way

I Wish I Could Be Ruler Of The World.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 05, 2004, 03:33:22 pm
but the citizens become morons.

I wish I had pepsi!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 03:33:34 pm
but then coke would sue you
i wish i could eat lots of food.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 03:35:14 pm
But You Would Get Fat

I Wish I Had More Mtn. Dew.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 05, 2004, 05:16:32 pm
but you drink to much and explode (like mr criosote in "monty pythons the meaning of life")

I wish I could go to japan
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 05:30:05 pm
yes but once you got there you would get attacked by sushi-eating pokemon.
i wanted to be a lumberjack
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Squarepants on April 05, 2004, 05:31:34 pm
You chop down a tree, and it falls on you.



I wish I had a better couputer!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 05:41:58 pm
Then It Chrashes.

I Want To Meet Cmonkey.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 05:42:53 pm
then he assassinates you.
i want to be a pirate.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SizzlinSean on April 05, 2004, 05:43:14 pm
You get it, but you don't know how to operate it.



Clothes are banished.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 05:45:50 pm
People Laugh At You


Money Was Banished.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 05, 2004, 05:48:12 pm
you become poor and have to live on the streets along with the penguins and the polar bares (sorry, I am half asleep)

I wish I could fly
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 05, 2004, 05:48:53 pm
fly into an electrical wire.
i wish i could be invisible
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 05, 2004, 05:50:31 pm
no one will be able to talk to you properly and eventualy you will be isolated, alone, with on one to talk to but an empty can

I wish I was rich
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 05, 2004, 05:59:14 pm
But You Would Have No Friends, Wait Do You Now? JK!

I Wish I HAd A Dog.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 05, 2004, 06:10:18 pm
it would ::Dolphin Noise:: you of and never shut up if you buy a puppy and if you buy an older dog it just sits there

I wish Stephen Hillenberg was my best friend(ha!)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 05, 2004, 06:33:23 pm
But then he cancelled SB because of you.

I wish I could get more sleep.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 05, 2004, 06:34:41 pm
You end up sleeping for 20 years.

I wish I had a laptop.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Squarepants on April 05, 2004, 06:46:40 pm
You get a Game Boy. (One of the old ones.)




I wish I had a Spongebob website.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 05, 2004, 07:00:39 pm
But then people would spam it up.

I wish I could go on vacation.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 05, 2004, 07:17:49 pm
then it would be annoying and frustrating because you are noy used to the place you are going


I wish I was a fish and Bikini Bottom was real and I live in it
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Squarepants on April 05, 2004, 07:21:38 pm
Then a shark eats you.



I wish I had a pet turkey.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 05, 2004, 07:36:24 pm
Then your parents would kill it and eat it for their Thanksgiving dinner

I wish Coca-Cola,Inc. went bankrupt
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on April 06, 2004, 06:27:41 am
They do.  But then nasty generic colas ruled the world.


I wish I had a stripped sweater I could wear aaaaaaaall the tiiiiiiiiime....
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 06, 2004, 07:04:53 am
Then it would get dirty and disgusting and everyone would hate you beacuse of your disgusting sweater

by the way,pepsi would rule the world

I wish i had all the SpongeBob merchandise in the world
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 06, 2004, 12:38:42 pm
But then an Alaskan Bull Worm would eat you.

I wish I an ice rink.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 06, 2004, 12:49:57 pm
But You'd Breaky Your Neck.

I Wish For A Cow.
 
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 06, 2004, 01:31:59 pm
but it would fart alot and make a terrible mess when it gose to the toilet

I wish my brother 91s computer would work so he could come back to the spongezone
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Angel22 on April 06, 2004, 02:02:22 pm
what if your brother never had a computer?



i wish 4 more computer time! :)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 06, 2004, 02:54:36 pm
but then your life gets over run with computers

I wish it wasnt so cold and rainy here
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 06, 2004, 03:59:18 pm
But then you die of dehydration


I wish I was rich
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on April 06, 2004, 04:00:38 pm
It's not cold or rainy any more.  But now it's compleatly on fire and is burning down as we speak.

I wish I lived in Canada.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 06, 2004, 04:19:54 pm
but you will not be ussed to the coldness and you would freeze to death

I wish I lived in USA
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 06, 2004, 04:24:49 pm
but then american people would think you are a wussy because you are from England(trust me)

i wish i had a monkey
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Hannahbal on April 06, 2004, 04:28:24 pm
But the monkey would eat you.

Oh and spongehead that wouldn't happen because I think British people are COOL! So I'd be your friend =D

I wish I had something to eat.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 06, 2004, 04:29:11 pm
then it turns out to be poison


I wish i ruled the world
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 06, 2004, 04:29:47 pm
Quote
then it turns out to be poison
Post SOmething For A wish.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 07, 2004, 09:30:23 am
but then you would be issolated to everyone ealse if you ruled the world

and what makes us so wussy?

I wish I won the lottory
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 07, 2004, 11:53:02 am
Quote
and what makes us so wussy?
Nothing. The English are just fine.

Quote
I wish I won the lottory

But then you'd be taxed and lose all the money.

I wish I had another video game system.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 07, 2004, 03:46:27 pm
but then it will exploade as you play it

I wish I had the rest of the darren shan saga (I so far have books 1-10)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 07, 2004, 03:56:19 pm
you get them..but reading them gives you chronic migraines and you don't understand them
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 07, 2004, 03:57:41 pm
I wish i was the coolest person ever(my edit link is screwed up)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 07, 2004, 04:06:54 pm
but then you start to get to confident and try to do strange stunts and end up dieing trying to jump the grand canyon

I wish I knew why MSP even bothered
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge2704 on April 07, 2004, 04:10:12 pm
you do and his evil plans posess you and you get banned forever for copying him

I wish I had allt he SB merchandise in the world.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 07, 2004, 04:12:22 pm
but then you store it in your room and the floor of you room brakes in leaving a big hole in your room which can never be mended

I wish I was named spongehead 31 (lets se you corupt this one)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 07, 2004, 04:14:41 pm
Falco changes your name to Spongehead69.

I wish the chat worked for everyone.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 07, 2004, 04:16:38 pm
but then it works for MSP and he starts to make it the worst place to be

I wish we could get longer holidays
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: MEEP! on April 07, 2004, 04:50:54 pm
But it's decided that your holidays are shorter!

I wish my favorite hockey team was in the playoffs.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 07, 2004, 04:53:02 pm
They make it, then the star player gets killed in a shaving accident.

I wish they would stop showing American Idol/
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 07, 2004, 06:28:55 pm
but then they started showing lizzie mcguire marathons.
i wish i could have a big cookie
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Squarepants on April 07, 2004, 06:34:55 pm
You get a carrot.




I wish I could have one of those pictures that goes above your name.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on April 07, 2004, 09:17:00 pm
You get one, but its a picture of your great great great grandmother just waking up.


I wish I could stop time at my convienience...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 08, 2004, 06:08:04 pm
you do, but you will never be able to start it again, and you will be traped in the same millisecond for the rest of your life

I wish I could have an aouthentic japanese room
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on April 08, 2004, 09:52:40 pm
But you get thrown into a rubber room instead.


I wish I knew what to wish for...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: mermaidman97007 on April 08, 2004, 10:21:25 pm
Suddenly you wish for incurable acne.


I wish I could meet spongebob!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 09, 2004, 04:18:56 am
but you drown as you are under water

I wish I was lucky
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on April 09, 2004, 06:19:10 am
Then you fall in a ditch and break your ankle.


I wish I had a cuppa STRONG coffee.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on April 09, 2004, 09:53:09 am
You get a cup of strong coffee, and you are very happy, but it is only after drinking it that you realize there were laxatives in it.

I wish nothing ever goes wrong in my life.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 09, 2004, 01:51:20 pm
and nothing but the wish went wrong, and you find yourself up a tree somewhere in japan

I wish I could never make mistakes
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 13, 2004, 09:17:43 pm
Then you have no gills and suffocate.



I wish I could jump really high yo.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 13, 2004, 09:49:11 pm
You jump so high, you hit a plane.

I wish I had a can of invisible spray,
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 13, 2004, 09:59:37 pm
Then you're invisible forever.






I wish I had a typewriter.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 14, 2004, 07:14:49 am
you do but its very heavy and dosnt work at all well

I wish I could shrink and return to regular size any time I want
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spider-Boogie on April 14, 2004, 07:31:09 am
Somebody would step on you.

I wish I could have Pizza right now.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 14, 2004, 08:20:35 am
It burns you to smithereens.




I wish this computer was faster yo.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 14, 2004, 08:51:29 am
It goes faster, but it catches on fire by going so fast.

I wish I had breakfast.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 14, 2004, 11:00:23 am
you do but then aliens come and take out your stomache!


i wish i had   £1000000000000000
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: jastERmine on April 14, 2004, 11:07:29 am
but all of a sudden all currencies get eaten by silverfish.

i wish that loofahs had legs.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 14, 2004, 11:09:55 am
but since this is an amarican site they give you 1000000000000000  pounds on the sholder and it falls off

oops, that one was for 91

for yours jasmine

but then they run all over the place and they start kicking everyone because they are tierd of cleaning

I wish I didnt need glasses
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 14, 2004, 12:07:28 pm
Then bees hit you in the eye.




I wish I wasn't itching to smithereenz yo.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 14, 2004, 01:05:06 pm
you dont itch anymore because the radioactive worms that caused you to itch so badly have moved on and are now attacking your digestion system, so you have stomach aches very often

I wish the timezone gap between USA and UK was shorter than 5 hourse
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 14, 2004, 01:34:31 pm
but in marshan terms shorter means longer. so it is now 7 hours.


i wish i had 1000 posts
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 14, 2004, 02:43:40 pm
but then you get banned because you the 146 posts you need for that are all spam

I wish the sky was brown (lets see you corupt this one)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 14, 2004, 02:53:13 pm
Then it fell, and you find out it was all pieces of crap.



I wish I never posted on ancient topics.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 14, 2004, 03:11:28 pm
the wish comes true, but the wish dosnt know where to stop and its like you never posted anywhere

I wish I could cook
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 14, 2004, 03:15:14 pm
Then you cook with disgusting ingredients.





I wish I wasnt in special class.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 14, 2004, 03:17:25 pm
then you go to a super special class which I am geuseing is worse

I wish we didnt have to do the SATs
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 14, 2004, 03:33:36 pm
but then youd have to do a worse exam


i wish worms had ears

(yes i am weird)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 14, 2004, 04:42:13 pm
but then they hear what you say about them and fight back, and that leads to them taking over the world

(your weird but I'm strange)

I wish they made a 3rd radio series to "the hitchhickers guid to the galaxy"
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 14, 2004, 08:09:50 pm
Then the telecast is taken over by aliens, and there's a national panic. 59 committ suicide.



I wish my mom had a Apple G5
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 15, 2004, 01:49:06 am
yeah but then it would turn into 5 apples whit 'G' stamped on them



i wish i wouldent get sick when i eat lots of chocolate!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 15, 2004, 06:50:46 am
but now you get sick if you eat a little chocolate

I wish problematic (my inflatable fish) will finaly unfold
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 15, 2004, 05:22:27 pm
Than you touched it, and it refolded and snapped your hand off.



I wish this computer smelled like cheese.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spider-Boogie on April 15, 2004, 05:45:20 pm
Then you'd eat it and die.

I wish I had $1,000,000 (1 Million dollars) right now.

1100th post!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 15, 2004, 05:47:50 pm
Then you used it and went to prison for life because it was counterfeit.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 15, 2004, 05:56:43 pm
Quote
Then you used it and went to prison for life because it was counterfeit.
Where's your wish? Okay then.

Absoultly nothing happend to you.

I wish I met Cmonkey in person.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 15, 2004, 05:58:34 pm
You do, but he moves to Siberia.

I wish I had a pizza.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spider-Boogie on April 15, 2004, 05:59:04 pm
Then he'd move to Siberia.

I wish I could be a Mod at SOME Forum.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 15, 2004, 06:00:46 pm
But then you started this flame war and you got demoted.

I wish American Idol was cancelled.
 

P.S How could Pizza move to Siberia?
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spider-Boogie on April 15, 2004, 06:02:16 pm
Quote
But then you started this flame war and you got demoted.

I wish American Idol was cancelled.
 

P.S How could Pizza move to Siberia?
IZLover answered before me. Gee.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 15, 2004, 06:02:30 pm
Then you do nothing as a mod and go back to a member.





I wish I was here since Feburary.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 15, 2004, 06:04:49 pm
then the year would go back and we get stuck in lost time.

i wish i could be a mascot
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 15, 2004, 06:05:01 pm
The visting team would punch you in the <censored>.

I wish American Idol was cancelled. (dang, no one repsonded to that).
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 15, 2004, 06:05:36 pm
They replace all AI with Survivor.

I wish I had some money.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 15, 2004, 06:07:25 pm
Then you burned it.




I wish I had 2395785483495445578 posts of pure, unadulterated, SPAM.  Haha corrupt this yo.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 15, 2004, 06:08:47 pm
A virus deleates it all. HA!


I wish 9-11 never happened.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spider-Boogie on April 15, 2004, 06:08:51 pm
Then the World would be a peaceful place.

I wish people would stop calling me a stalker.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 15, 2004, 06:10:04 pm
Then they'd call you a freak.



I wish i looked 18 years old.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 15, 2004, 06:10:46 pm


i wish i could wrestle an alligator.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 15, 2004, 06:11:39 pm
But then the Alligator eats you alive!

I wish I had Sonic Heroes.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 15, 2004, 06:12:47 pm
Then it didn't work right.




I wish I had size 12EEEEEE feet.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 15, 2004, 06:19:49 pm
Then it grew to size 20EEEEE feet.


Quote
Then the world would be a peaceful place

Hey, theres nothing wrong about that!

I wish Jesus Christ would come again.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 15, 2004, 06:21:45 pm
but then he had to suffer again.

i wish homestar runner would jump out of the computer screen and be my friend.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 15, 2004, 06:24:20 pm
Then he pretends to be your friend, but rips you to shreds in yo sleep.


I wish the water in the ocean was black.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 15, 2004, 07:34:56 pm
but then it would tearn out to be oil and it will be realy hard to swim and it would kill anything under the sea (like gary)

(and homstar runner has no hands to rip up with)

I wish they made for "monty python" flims
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on April 15, 2004, 09:26:15 pm
...but nobody could figure out what a "flim" was, so they played ping-pong instead.


I wish I had a car that actually worked...sigh... :sad:  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 16, 2004, 01:32:37 am
yeah then the car worked but then it crashed and got even more broken!





i wish there were more spongebob squarepants episodes (good ones)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 16, 2004, 03:14:09 am
there are more but they arnt good ones (as you put in bracets) and they make so many bad ones that we all hate spongebob in the end

I wish they made more monty python movies
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 16, 2004, 08:25:25 am
Then they all sucked.



I wish the grass was red.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 16, 2004, 08:43:43 am
Then you get covered in paint by the grass.

I wish I had a pizza.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 16, 2004, 09:31:48 am
Then the cheese came alive & ate you

i wish i had an ice cream
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 16, 2004, 09:32:42 am
but it would be poisonos

I wish we where never given homework over the holdidays
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Kinghashpatrick on April 16, 2004, 10:26:48 am
But Then The Teachers Will Give You Extra Homework After The Holidays


I Wish Every Day Was Saturday...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 16, 2004, 12:41:21 pm
Then you didn't go to skool and become a drop-out.


I wish that my PS2 was cleaned.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Kinghashpatrick on April 16, 2004, 02:33:47 pm
But It Will Get Wrecked After



I Wish I Had A "72 Plasma TV
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 16, 2004, 03:15:41 pm
But it burned in after pausing a DVD for 5 seconds


I wish new Spongebob episodes were better.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 16, 2004, 03:48:53 pm
but then the old ones get worse

I wish everything good wasnt so expensive
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 16, 2004, 03:59:51 pm
Then they werent as good then.





I wish no one smoked.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 16, 2004, 06:14:34 pm
they dont

now they do somthing even worse than smoking which is even more iritating

I wish I knew where my pencils kept disapearing to
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spider-Boogie on April 16, 2004, 06:16:59 pm
You'd find them, but lose your pens.

I wish I could drive.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 16, 2004, 06:19:38 pm
you do but end up in an acedent which costs you the use of your legs and thumbs

I wish the world wasnt so sticky
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 16, 2004, 06:23:38 pm
Then sticky notes took over the world.

I wish Star Fox 2 came out.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 16, 2004, 06:27:06 pm
the wish was a bit to litiral and now two foxes made up of stars are coming out to get you

I wish I didnt get sick
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 16, 2004, 06:30:55 pm
Then you had a fever.

I wish my city in my SimCity game was real.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 16, 2004, 06:31:28 pm
Then martians take it over.

I wish Wal-mart weren't so evil.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 16, 2004, 06:42:28 pm
But then Wal-Mart employees start to kidnap us while waiting for our parents to get out of the restroom.

I wish I owned a building.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Kinghashpatrick on April 16, 2004, 06:48:16 pm
But Then An Fire Will Burn It



I Wish The Sky Was A TV Playing Spongebob Episodes
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 16, 2004, 06:52:36 pm
Then an eclipse comes and blocks it all.

I wish they would cancelled all of the reality shows.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on April 16, 2004, 07:24:45 pm
Then they made reality cartoons.


I wish I had FFX-2.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 17, 2004, 04:23:54 am
huh?



i wish i knew what ffx2 is
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Kinghashpatrick on April 17, 2004, 08:13:24 am
But It Sucks



I Wish I Had The World's Biggest Collection Of Spongebob Stuff
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 17, 2004, 09:04:22 am
you do but you try to cram it all in one room and it exploades,

I wish the movie would come out in the UK the same time as in the USA
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Kinghashpatrick on April 17, 2004, 10:20:39 am
But Every Movie You See Sucks


I Wish That My First SB Fan Fiction Will Become An Episode
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 17, 2004, 10:23:04 am
but everyone will hate it and hunt you down as an angry mob with trouches and pitchforks as angry mobs do

let me refraise my last one

I wish the spongebob movie would come out here at the same time as the USA
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 17, 2004, 11:05:01 am
Then it got delayed.

I wish Nintendo is cooler!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 17, 2004, 02:25:50 pm
but the wish takes you too literily and it just makes nintendo colder in tempretuer

(thats the problem with wishes, they are to litiral)

I wish there was such thing as "all you can eat sushi" (I would never leave)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 17, 2004, 02:44:21 pm
But the sushi tastes like crap.

I wish I could harm MattRox bodily.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 17, 2004, 03:55:12 pm
But it went in reverse and hurt you bodily.

I wish I was a mod (at SZ).  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on April 17, 2004, 03:55:38 pm
But You Would Suck At It And Get Demoted.


I wish for A better computer.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 17, 2004, 04:01:25 pm
But the computer got a virus and made it slower.

I wish living things never die.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 17, 2004, 04:44:38 pm
but then things just keep growing older and older until they are to much of a nusence

like plants and cats

I wish I wasnt so tired
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 17, 2004, 04:53:50 pm
But you then start bouncing off the walls you're so awake.

I wish Hannah was here.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 17, 2004, 05:22:08 pm
But then she had to go to Wal-Mart.

I wish the War In Iraq could be over for good.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 17, 2004, 05:23:06 pm
but then we start a war in turkey.

i wish there was world peace
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 17, 2004, 05:43:28 pm
but then the world would be to boring and all the jokes in the news would be compleatly useless


I wish I had a pack of M&Ms that where actually M&Ms, that tasted good and didnt come with any stupid surprises or silly surprises, just a normal pack of M&Ms
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 17, 2004, 05:53:02 pm
But it would be to boring, and you requested them a surprise.

I wish my dog was a Golden Retriever.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: BaLiTtLeBuTt32 on April 17, 2004, 08:02:00 pm
but then it wouldnt b brown ( okay... that was kinda stupid!)


i wish i had some peanuts
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 17, 2004, 08:09:29 pm
You get them, but choke on them.

I wish I had some food.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 18, 2004, 03:10:08 am
you do but then it comes alive and eats you!


i wish i had a dinosaur
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 18, 2004, 07:51:42 am
but it desids to have a snack and eats you, and then it eats everyone in the house

wait a moment, THAT INCLUDES ME!!!!!

BAD WISH!!!!!

I wish I could fly in the heart of gold and see the marvals of the galaxy for less than 5 altarian dollars a day (guese where thats from)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 18, 2004, 08:02:08 am
Uhh...I dunno, but then some one shot you on the way.

I wish President Bush gets re-elected.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on April 18, 2004, 08:04:37 am
But then your pilot, Zaphod Beeblebrox (?) falls asleep at the controls and the ship gets sucked into a black hole.

I wish they would make more episodes of Red Dwarf!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 18, 2004, 08:08:27 am
but then they were bad

i wish iz would come back
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 18, 2004, 08:48:37 am
It does, but they make new episodes and they suck.

I wish I had some food.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 18, 2004, 08:50:41 am
Then all of your food gets contaminated.

I wish I was on an airplane.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 18, 2004, 08:52:42 am
but then the airplane malfunctions and you have to parachute into the arctic ocean.

i wish i could work in another country
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 18, 2004, 09:02:59 am
and you work in the south poll where you freeze to death

I wish it would stop raining for at least more than 2 days here
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 18, 2004, 09:05:24 am
haha yeah i remember england always raining when i went there. if it stoped raining it will be a heat wave.

i wish i lived in canada!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 18, 2004, 09:48:48 am
you do but then the whole of canada explodes



i wish money grew on trees
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 18, 2004, 09:50:29 am
yeah but then it wouldnt be worth anything.

i wish i was a really really fat sumo wrestler
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 18, 2004, 12:02:30 pm
but you wouldnt be able to fit in a plane to get to japan to sumo wrestal

I wish that all wishes wernt so litiral and anoying
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 18, 2004, 06:45:52 pm
Then The Wish Union (TWU) decided to make wishes literal and more annoying.

I wish Jasmine get voted off on AI (so my family can get so upset that the don't have to watch that annoying <censored> show!)

 
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: mermaidman97007 on April 18, 2004, 10:33:37 pm
Quote
Then The Wish Union (TWU) decided to make wishes literal and more annoying.

I wish Jasmine get voted off on AI (so my family can get so upset that the don't have to watch that annoying <censored> show!)
Jasmine wins!!!!

I wish I had more time!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 19, 2004, 02:41:15 am
But then you get called in for work after the other guy dies from a rabid armadillo attack.

I wish I didn't have to go to skool.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 19, 2004, 03:30:07 am
but then you would get dumb and not know what school is


i wish my computer mouse worked better
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 19, 2004, 05:49:49 am
but then it exploades

I wish I had a whireless mouse like my brother that dosnt exploade or disintigreat or mealt or get lost or any other things like that
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 19, 2004, 07:35:59 am
then it runs out of bateries



i wish fish could talk
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 19, 2004, 01:16:26 pm
it talks but it dosnt actualy say anything

I wish I could stay awake for 72 hourse (3 days and 3 nights) (and when the summer holidays come I will do that, you guys will need to help me keep going though)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead91 on April 19, 2004, 02:39:14 pm
then you fall asleep half way through


i wish chocolate was more tasty  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 19, 2004, 05:13:46 pm
but it mealts the moment you touch it

I wish school started next week instead of this week
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 19, 2004, 05:41:53 pm
School explodes. And it took alot more time for school to start.

I wish Spongebob was real (corrupt that!).
 
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on April 19, 2004, 05:43:07 pm
But he realizes you're a geek, and ditches you.

I wish it was colder here.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 19, 2004, 05:46:29 pm
But it's April, so it's warm.
(P.S I'm NOT a geek.)

I wish 9-11 NEVER happened.  
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 20, 2004, 08:33:34 am
but you are to generall and now 9:00PM to 11:00AM dosnt exsist so you are forced to stay up all day (like me)

I wish I wasnt athsmatic and that the wish dosnt make me more athsmatic, dosnt make me die, dosnt make me have any other medical problems

oh and do say "I will have to do P.E more often" because the P.E teachers at my school dont realy care if I am athsmatic or not

lets see you corupt that
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on April 20, 2004, 05:10:41 pm
Then P.E dies and sthmietc begins.

I wish the September 11th Attack (9-11) never happened. (I meant to say that).
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongehead 32 on April 21, 2004, 02:42:10 pm
then it happened on the 12 september instead

I wish I knew a word that could be spealt out of all the letters in the top rough (the closest I got was "typewriter")
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Lover Of Spongebob on March 22, 2005, 09:20:01 am
But you are broke so you can't afford it!


I wish I had a hamburger.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 22, 2005, 10:04:00 am
But then you got to much hamburgers and it when to your thighs!  o_O

I wish I had a decent SpongeBob sprite sheet.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: edso on March 22, 2005, 12:04:08 pm
But the cost more than you get in a month!

I wish I could mary Jennifer Garner!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 22, 2005, 01:59:02 pm
Jennifer Garner marries Ben Affleck.

I wish my best friend could just stop following me.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: GIR on March 22, 2005, 02:10:29 pm
he kills you and stops following you in the afterlife.

I wish I was a master in every form of martial arts
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 22, 2005, 03:31:42 pm
You accidentaly kicked yourself in the face, and you decided not to do any martial arts anymore.

I wish my brother can stop watching American Idol.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: GIR on March 22, 2005, 06:40:33 pm
Quote
You accidentaly kicked yourself in the face, and you decided not to do any martial arts anymore.

I wish my brother can stop watching American Idol.
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it turns out american idol gets cancelled and simon cowell kills you

I wish I was able to cotroll time; to fast forward time, slow down time, stop time go backwards in time  time as in moments. And never get old.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 22, 2005, 06:41:10 pm
But then you stoped yourself in time and you were frozen in time forever.

I wish that I could have a million dollers and that nothing would go wrong.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 22, 2005, 08:23:06 pm
The money turned out to be Mexican Pesos so you can't spend them at all here.

I wish for the world to be just like America.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 23, 2005, 03:57:37 pm
But then there were too many citties and no plants so there was no oxygen and everyone died.

I wish I was ruler of all human slaves.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: GIR on March 23, 2005, 04:00:00 pm
Quote
But then there were too many citties and no plants so there was no oxygen and everyone died.

I wish I was ruler of all human slaves.
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but you get over thrown.

I wish I had phsycic powers.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 23, 2005, 09:02:38 pm
But then you used your mind reading power and you picked up a dirty thought (if you know what I mean)....

Anyway, I wish I was a Canadian.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 24, 2005, 07:44:03 am
But then you wished you were Japanese.

I wish that I can still draw SpongeBob as good as I did in 3rd grade.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 24, 2005, 07:57:30 am
But then, you drew like a 3rd Grader, and people begin to laugh at you.

I wish I didn't fart. (Corrupt that!)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 24, 2005, 08:11:20 am
Don't hold in your farts, that's where ::dolphin noise::y thoughts come from.  :P

I wish for peace and happiness across the world.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on March 24, 2005, 08:23:18 am
Since it will never happen, wars will go on forever :P

I wish to not work today
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Chongster on March 24, 2005, 11:03:25 am
but today its international forced to work or you die day

wish i could play guitar
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 24, 2005, 11:04:52 am
But you don't have one.

I wish I could get my stupid people to jump in game_maker6 >_<
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: LE on March 24, 2005, 01:53:17 pm
they mistook your instructions and jumped on you instead

i wish i was cool (:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 24, 2005, 02:19:08 pm
Then you became obbsessed with Computers and begin to wear glasses.

I wish for SpongeBob to be real.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: LE on March 24, 2005, 05:27:35 pm
but he has the personality of frankendoodle.


i wish to have a good singing voice
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: GIR on March 24, 2005, 06:08:56 pm
Quote
but he has the personality of frankendoodle.


i wish to have a good singing voice
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and you do but you go mute

I wish that we could live it the computor. (as in walk around in the internet like in real life.) and never die.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 24, 2005, 09:51:47 pm
A computer virus eats you alive.

I wish Computer Viruses never existed.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: GIR on March 24, 2005, 09:57:53 pm
Quote
A computer virus eats you alive.

I wish Computer Viruses never existed.
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but then you die of a real virus

I wish all human females liked me.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 24, 2005, 10:03:43 pm
You kissed and hugged all over and you get sick of it all.

I wish to see farther than the eyes can see.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: GIR on March 24, 2005, 10:06:31 pm
Quote
You kissed and hugged all over and you get sick of it all.

I wish to see farther than the eyes can see.
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then you see a 900 pound obiese man taking a dump in the woods.

I wish I was jhonen V.'s best friend
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 24, 2005, 10:10:34 pm
He spits gum on your hair.

I wish I hugged someone today.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: GIR on March 24, 2005, 10:44:30 pm
Quote
He spits gum on your hair.

I wish I hugged someone today.
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you hugged them to death

I wish microsoft ROCKED in stead of suckily updated security system.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IceFox on March 24, 2005, 11:51:02 pm
But then other comp;anies would go out of buisness(that one was too hard to do a funny one with)
I wish....that......I could have come up with a funny result to MegaPat's wish!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Sb129 on March 25, 2005, 08:53:27 am
But you*dolphin noise* at jokes(I couldn't think of anything else to say no offense)
I wish Zim wasn't cancled.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 25, 2005, 09:04:03 am
Nick pooped on all the Zim tapes, so they can't air them anymore.

I wish money never existed.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on March 25, 2005, 09:52:41 am
Quote
Nick pooped on all the Zim tapes, so they can't air them anymore.

I wish money never existed.
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But it does, and you owe the mofia 1,000,000,000 dollars
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 25, 2005, 04:59:36 pm
----------Null and Void--------------

I wish I was more better at Tennis.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IceFox on March 25, 2005, 07:46:40 pm
But then you would kknock off someones head.

I wish I had NO more wishes????(Dumb, I Know)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 25, 2005, 09:05:17 pm
Then your life would be miserable and ruined.

I wish I met a celebertiy.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: LE on March 26, 2005, 05:54:45 am
but the celeb was like britney spears :P


i wish i could meet joel madden
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Daniel on March 26, 2005, 09:14:21 am
But he has a fatal heart attack and dies.

I wish my dad made $1,000,000,000 a year.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 26, 2005, 09:26:02 pm
Some burglar comes and steals the money.

I wish people were more open minded.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IceFox on March 26, 2005, 11:06:06 pm
But Then You'd Cry(No Offfense, its just a joke)


I wish that I will live a long healthy life?(More like Hope, Oh Well)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on March 27, 2005, 01:21:09 am
Your going to die of a heart attack at the age of seventeen, and you will be left alone to rot.

I forgot to wish last time! So here I go. I wish I could eat a pound of cookie dough.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: LE on March 27, 2005, 07:06:21 am
but it's your least favourite type of cookie :)

i wish i was on vacation.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on March 27, 2005, 09:57:36 am
But it turns out there was no tv or beach on your vacation

I wish there was a way to work easier
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Chrono on March 27, 2005, 01:18:19 pm
But work got harder because every known technology of robots and electricity has just been destroyed.

I wish I was a Dj...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 27, 2005, 04:48:35 pm
But then you accidently cuss on the air, and you got your DJ prevledges removed.

I wish Blondes were more smarter.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on March 27, 2005, 05:15:51 pm
All their IQ'S just dropped 70%

I wish I didnt have to go over to the crazy lady's house and eat Easter Dinne. Im not even religous!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on March 27, 2005, 06:23:09 pm
You were forced to or you will die.

I wish Wal-Mart was not a superpower.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 29, 2005, 04:39:38 pm
But than K-Mart was.

I wish for some food.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Starr2k3 on March 29, 2005, 04:43:19 pm
But then it had food posioning.

I wish I had a wish with no corruption.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on March 29, 2005, 04:48:52 pm
But you just wished for that so nothing happened because you didn't really make a wish.

I wish I had some Chicken cordon' blew and that there was no coruption there.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Plankton freak222 on May 14, 2005, 07:44:25 am
but there is




i wish i  could see the rest of season 4 before evreybody.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Rabble on May 14, 2005, 08:11:59 am
I'm smelling a ban...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on May 14, 2005, 07:08:23 pm
-------------------

I wish for Dial-Up to end.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on May 15, 2005, 05:30:56 am
But you got the worst possible DSL

I wish I had known about this thread earlier...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongey Sweetness on May 15, 2005, 07:09:51 pm
but because i am the creator of it...i also DESTROY IT!  BWA-HAHAHAHAHAA...AA...*cough cough*

(wow...i made this thread like a year ago it seems...stiiiill going.  :ph34r:  )


I wish Kevin would find me and get it over with.   :biggrin:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on May 16, 2005, 02:34:26 pm
He kills you.

I wish for no Hurricanes on this very Earth (Corrupt that!)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on May 16, 2005, 07:33:20 pm
Myself, goddess of the Sea, sends hurricanes all over the coast.

I wish to see Green Day live.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongey2 on May 17, 2005, 03:43:58 pm
But they kill you!

I wish i coulld meet Spongebob
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on May 18, 2005, 05:27:36 pm
But he's not real.

I wish I could not hate Star Wars.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Compwhiz128 on May 19, 2005, 07:30:05 am
But you do and cannot change your opinion.

I wish all fast food places diddnt exsist, except Dicks!!!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBrain on May 20, 2005, 05:13:47 pm
But all the fat people got mad so they killed you.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner!!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on May 28, 2005, 11:48:09 am
you get turned into Olive Loaf instead.


I wish i were a bigger geek then Kevin (IZ).
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IZ on May 28, 2005, 11:49:16 am
You become a bigger geek, but you explode due to the amount of geekiness.

I wish I had a sandwich.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on May 28, 2005, 11:50:14 am
I give you a sandwhich...from ME...that I MADE...with stuff at MY HOUSE.

I wish you'd eat it. :biggrin:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on May 28, 2005, 12:23:08 pm
But then the poison kills him and you go to jail.  Speaking of sandwiches, that reminds me of the one I made for myself at lunch today.  It was, like, 3 inches thick with turkey, ham, provolone, and peperoni.  Yum!  :happy:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sponge monkey100 on May 28, 2005, 05:00:26 pm
I wish I didn't have my sun burn on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on May 28, 2005, 05:08:43 pm
Instead, you have one million leeches on your face.

I wish for stuff.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on May 28, 2005, 05:16:22 pm
But then you get bad stuff.

I wish my sister didn't like CSI 'cause she just watched some guy who got buried alive and that scared me.   :ohmy:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on May 28, 2005, 06:04:58 pm
*pays IZ to bury you alive too*

I wish i had some Taco Bell.  *sigh*
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on May 28, 2005, 06:45:49 pm
But then they change there mascott from the chiwahwah to a rock.

I wish I could go back in time to reeat the sandwich I had at lunch.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on May 29, 2005, 03:26:38 pm
But it'll taste worse.

wish I met spongebob squarepants.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on May 29, 2005, 04:11:44 pm
But 'e ain't real.

Wish I had a dollar.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: thedarkonexxx on May 29, 2005, 04:33:09 pm
You get a dollar..... But its a Canadian dollar!


I wish i was a banana in pajamas.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on May 29, 2005, 04:35:14 pm
But then I ate you.

I wish for cheese.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on May 30, 2005, 03:41:38 am
^^ But it's French smelly cheese.

I wish I had a tail.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on May 30, 2005, 06:47:42 am
you have one...and they make fun of you in the locker room.

I wish i wasn't sick right now.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on May 30, 2005, 06:49:10 am
You didn't specify sick as in have a cold, flu, etc., or being a pervert.  Therefore, your head blows up.

I wish my computer didn't have so much freakin' spyware.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on May 30, 2005, 08:47:17 am
But then it had a virus.

I wish the model of Invader Zims house that I have to make for school would magically appear infront of me.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 02, 2005, 08:44:59 am
Unfortunatly, it doesn't.

I wish I had a doom cannon.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 02, 2005, 08:59:13 am
Someone steals it.

I wish I knew Heather Mills personally.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 02, 2005, 09:37:12 am
But they vanish into thin air before you meet them.

I wish I had a spoon.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 02, 2005, 09:57:08 am
Quote
But they vanish into thin air before you meet them.

I wish I had a spoon.
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You can only find 10,000 knives.

I wish The carpet was clean.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 02, 2005, 10:02:19 am
but a donkey does it's buisness on it and makes it worse.

I wish I knew what the government where hiding from us.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 02, 2005, 11:25:46 am
Quote
but a donkey does it's buisness on it and makes it worse.

I wish I knew what the government where hiding from us.
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But all secret files have been destroyed.

I wish I was a better guitar player.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 02, 2005, 12:29:54 pm
then ur strings all pop

you find the man of ur dreams

Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 02, 2005, 12:43:06 pm
Then you meet his beautiful wife...


I wish I can find my car keys.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on June 02, 2005, 01:44:22 pm
But then there broken.

I wish i had linux.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 02, 2005, 04:43:23 pm
Quote
But then there broken.

I wish i had linux.
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But your internet connection is too slow and crashes your computer.

I wiash I had make-up.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 02, 2005, 08:02:02 pm
then they discontinue all the really good stuff and you end up with all the cruddy stuff

i wish i had a spoon
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on June 02, 2005, 08:05:33 pm
It turned out the spoon was haunted and it attacked you sending you to the hospital.

I wish I was a girl for a day
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 02, 2005, 08:12:54 pm
Quote
It turned out the spoon was haunted and it attacked you sending you to the hospital.

I wish I was a girl for a day
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But you get stuck like that forever.

I wish I could drive a car.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 02, 2005, 08:17:06 pm
But you fail the test to get your licence.

I wish I was bald.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 02, 2005, 08:21:01 pm
Quote
But you fail the test to get your licence.

I wish I was bald.
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You overdose on "Nice and Easy".

I wish I had a working TV.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 02, 2005, 08:24:43 pm
But your's blows up and you find eigth thousand coch roaches living inside of it.

I wish I had three kangaroos.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on June 03, 2005, 01:52:04 am
One dies...One runs away and the third one hates you.

I wish I wasn't so darn fabulous...I really need a day off.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 03, 2005, 02:54:28 am
But you then need to work everyday..even x-mas! lol.

I wish I was a wild beast that feeds on human blood and has super strenght and is infact a blood-sucking werewolf creature demon thing.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on June 03, 2005, 02:18:51 pm
But then a monster hunter kills you.

I wish I had X-ray vision!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 03, 2005, 09:16:21 pm
then you accidentally shine the light into a mirror and you go blind

i wish i had a pink apple ipod
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 03, 2005, 09:23:04 pm
You Tripped And A Car Ran Over Your Pink Apple Ipod.

I Wish They Will Show Another New Spongebob Episode.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 04, 2005, 04:53:53 am
but it turns out to be a re-run of an old one.

I wish for a bucket of air.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: weird_4 on June 05, 2005, 02:48:44 pm
But instead of air in the bucket, the bucket was filled with money and went down the drain!
I wish that I was the creator of Spongezone.net
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 05, 2005, 03:05:27 pm
but then adolf hitler comes back from the dead and takes over hurting everyone

i wish i could have a super power like being invisible
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on June 05, 2005, 03:20:25 pm
But then no one can see you and you feel lonely.

I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 05, 2005, 04:10:29 pm
But I stole it right out of your hands and ate it!
I wish I didn't have school tommorrow...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 05, 2005, 07:29:53 pm
but school isn't out yet so ur still chained to the school desk

i wish i had my dog toto back
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 05, 2005, 07:34:27 pm
But the wicked witch stole it and is never going to give it back.

I wish my cupcakes would hurry up and cook.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 05, 2005, 09:50:11 pm
but then you forget about them and they burn to a crisp

i wish i had paige's scarf
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 05, 2005, 11:45:34 pm
But it got lost.

I wish for someone ELSE to sprout the wings of a bat, turn into a mutant zombie, breath fire and sing 'row, row, row your boat' through a carwash.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 06, 2005, 03:08:31 pm
but then you turned into that instead of someone else

i wish i could go to the best water park EVER!! one with really really really kool rides
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Rabble on June 06, 2005, 03:51:39 pm
Somone takes all the water.

I Wish I could jump off a 70 story building and live.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 06, 2005, 06:10:34 pm
but you die instead

i wish i had an endless supply of money
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: candy on June 07, 2005, 04:45:20 pm
then ever time you get money you get robbed and shot

i wish my pizza would hurry up and get done
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Chongster on June 07, 2005, 04:49:33 pm
which it was just as you were posting here, which made you forget about the pizza, which caught fire because you forgot about it in the oven, burnt your house to the ground, and everything inside......(a little extreem)

i wish i could be just the slightest bit funny, just the tinyest of amounts.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: candy on June 07, 2005, 04:52:29 pm
but your not and an instead an elefant laughs when you say pudding

i wish i had a bad ~bleep~ car
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 07, 2005, 05:36:21 pm
But you are stuck walking around, since you aren't old enough to drive.

I wish I wasnt so tanned.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 07, 2005, 05:41:42 pm
Quote
But you are stuck walking around, since you aren't old enough to drive.

I wish I wasnt so tanned.
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But, you are trapped in a tanning bed.

I wsih courtTV would come on my dish.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Jackie-Boy on June 07, 2005, 05:49:57 pm
Unfortunately, by getting courtTV, ten of your favorite channels would be taken away from your dish.

I wish I had a mommy!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Isnt Anything on June 07, 2005, 06:02:18 pm
Quote
Unfortunately, by getting courtTV, ten of your favorite channels would be taken away from your dish.

I wish I had a mommy!
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But the send you a mummy instead.

I wish the regular smiley worked...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 07, 2005, 06:11:38 pm
but you have another daddy instead of a mommy lol

i wish grayson was here
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on June 08, 2005, 01:10:37 am
But bison stops by instead.  (dang i'm witty.)

(http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~stanj/Photos/Pics/Bison.jpg)


I wish you could think of something really funny to say to this.   :ph34r:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 08, 2005, 08:23:54 am
but i'm shocked instead lol

i wish i had a better social life
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on June 09, 2005, 08:02:13 am
But that's WHY you hang out here instead.


Gee...I wish I had a better social life.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 09, 2005, 09:54:24 am
but yet again thats y you hang out here lol jk

i wish i had way more confidence
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IceFox on June 10, 2005, 05:40:39 pm
but then you'd have so much that you would die from baetings by school bullies



I wish I had a wish that could never go wrong...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 10, 2005, 09:33:39 pm
but it does anyway

i wish i could have as many friends over at my house as much as i wanted and as long as i wanted
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBass GuitarPants on June 13, 2005, 01:58:09 pm
But they all moved away. :sad:


I wish I had an AK-47 machine gun. :biggrin:  :cool:  :biggrin:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 13, 2005, 11:08:11 pm
but u get a butter knif instead

i wish my sister lived with me
that way i'd always have somwone to hang with whenever my other friends would be gone she'd still be there
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: candy on June 14, 2005, 08:23:52 pm
but then she doesn't

i wish i was older
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 15, 2005, 09:24:30 am
But then you'd have to take up all the stupid resposabilities such as debpt problems and loans and stuff.

I wish I had dark powers and magic.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: theuglybarnacle on June 15, 2005, 01:10:11 pm
but then lord vodemort takes them away from you.

I wish i could have and endless supply of blueberries
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 15, 2005, 01:18:32 pm
*gasp!* You can't say 'you know who's' name!!

But the blueberries get eaten by rats.

I wish I had a samurai sword.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: theuglybarnacle on June 15, 2005, 01:21:49 pm
but it breaks the instant you touch it

i wish smoking was Ileagall
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 15, 2005, 01:28:00 pm
But then everyone starts smoking cause it was illigal, and kids are stupid...soon the adults get into it and then smoking becomes a new craze....then becomes legal again and 100x more common.

I wish I had a Hakuma (samurai outfit).
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBass GuitarPants on June 15, 2005, 10:32:17 pm
But a dog rips it to shreds. :sad:

I wish I was a master of Nin-jutsu. :cool:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 15, 2005, 11:54:54 pm
But then a large meatball comes and eats you.

I wish I had infinite hot-chocolate.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 17, 2005, 10:04:13 pm
but you burn your self

i wish i had a better life
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on June 18, 2005, 02:17:01 am
You don't.

I wish I was the nhappiest man in the world and nothing ever bad happened to me ever.

-Banana
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 18, 2005, 05:09:15 am
But something hits you on the head and you get amnesia and forget you are happy.

I wish I had super powers!!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 18, 2005, 06:45:19 am
but everytime you use them they backfire and hit you instead

i wish my aunt would stop pestering me and get off my back about guys i hate it when she does that
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 18, 2005, 10:08:51 am
But she does worse than before, and everything goes wrong for you.

I wish I had no social contact.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Roger on June 18, 2005, 11:10:33 am
Then you break your leg in 400 places and can't call anyone to help you.

I wish I had $13.43
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 18, 2005, 01:09:43 pm
But you don't get it.

I wish the world was actually a good place.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 18, 2005, 11:31:58 pm
but the demonds come when your kids are born and when you pass
(a lil bit harsh)

i wish i had an extra hour to sleep in
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 19, 2005, 03:30:45 am
But you don't.

I wish my artistic skills would come back.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: sbmaniac on June 19, 2005, 04:45:14 am
But you start drawing crappier drawings


I wish that Season 4 of SBSP was on in the Uk
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 19, 2005, 10:40:11 am
But it isn't because NICK is crap.

I wish the UK would stay warm.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Roger on June 19, 2005, 06:17:28 pm
It gets warmer and then freezes over and never thaws.

I wish someone would give me 3 empty packages of mayonnaise.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 20, 2005, 12:34:17 am
But you lose them.

I wish for a new pen.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 21, 2005, 09:39:16 pm
but it attacks you and kills you and ur whole family by it's ink
sry i got carried away

i wish tyler wouldn't joke around with me so much
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 22, 2005, 04:40:12 am
But he becomes very joke-a-tive and loses controle and makes you go insane. lol.

I wish my PC wasn't so slow.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 22, 2005, 07:51:06 am
but you get hundereds of viruses and it crashes and all you can do is destroy it

i wish i could tag along with tyler, taylor, jake up at astro world
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 23, 2005, 01:29:02 am
But Astro world blows up and you can't meet anyone.

I wish global warming was not real.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on June 25, 2005, 07:30:11 am
But there was Global Freezing.

I wish Altoids weren't so sour.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 26, 2005, 03:10:56 am
but they get more sour that before.

I with the world wasn't so stupid.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 26, 2005, 10:23:54 pm
but it gets stupider
lol

i wish tyler would come back from his mom's house already
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: jesusofsuburbia on June 26, 2005, 11:37:10 pm
He will, eventually. In a year or two.


I still wish I could ride the Oscar Mayer weiner mobile.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: ~angelene's dreams on June 26, 2005, 11:41:24 pm
You get to...but seems how you are "verbally enjoying it a little more then is neccessary"...they drop you off at the next corner.


I wish I had dreadlocks.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: jesusofsuburbia on June 26, 2005, 11:51:26 pm
You will steal them from Goldie Dreadlocks but then three furious bears will devour you.



I wish I had dreadlocks.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Roger on June 26, 2005, 11:51:33 pm
You get them, but they turn to french fries.  Then you get hungry and...

I wish my broken toe would quit hurting.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: AppleNick on June 27, 2005, 12:57:12 am
Then the toe on the other foot hurt just as bad.

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted in any way, shape or form.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: mermaidboy_and_barnacleman on June 27, 2005, 01:14:06 am
Then, a magical dragon wishes it was corrupted and it would stay corrupted.

I wish I had tacos and pizza...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 27, 2005, 02:11:39 am
you get them, but they explode.

I wish I was ruler of the planet.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 27, 2005, 09:08:08 am
but ur evil nemisis takes over before you get the chance to

i wish my aunt worked late today
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 27, 2005, 01:20:40 pm
But she comes back EARLY!

I wish the kids down my street didn't exist.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 27, 2005, 09:24:47 pm
but more come

i wish tyler was here and my aunt wouldn't care if he was
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 28, 2005, 02:47:13 am
But Tyler has an accident and your Aunt becomes very angry for no reason.

I wish for a spoon.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 28, 2005, 11:03:34 am
but you get a fork

i wish grayson would leave me alone about givin him another chance
cuz he knos i won't
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on June 28, 2005, 04:24:03 pm
He starts asking you 57 times a day.

I wish I had superman ice cream
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: mermaidboy_and_barnacleman on June 28, 2005, 11:01:04 pm
But it's actually Batman ice cream.

I wish I was sleepy...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on June 28, 2005, 11:03:20 pm
But you're awake forever

I wish the radio would play a good song
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 28, 2005, 11:09:55 pm
but it plays marlen manson instead *shudders*

i wish i could stay here in houtson so i could be with tyler
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 29, 2005, 01:47:19 am
but you have to move sooo far away that you get stuck in the UK. :(

I wish I lived in Arizona.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 29, 2005, 07:06:44 am
but instead you live in the UK

i wish my house was spotless
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 29, 2005, 09:23:18 am
Quote
but instead you live in the UK

i wish my house was spotless
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Im already in the UK....lol. XD

But your house gets 100x more dirty.

I wish I had a spoon, knife or fork...or even a spork.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on June 29, 2005, 10:15:02 am
But then you forgot why you wanted it.

I wish for a new laptop.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 29, 2005, 12:48:59 pm
but bruns the heck out of ur lap and it blows up
kinda harsh

i wish my aunt would be home by 8
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Squirrel Goddess on June 29, 2005, 01:37:16 pm

 But she never comes home.


 I wish I had a hotdog...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on June 29, 2005, 01:54:31 pm
but your doctor says your allergic to them.

i wish i wasnt sunburned.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on June 29, 2005, 05:25:43 pm
You are not sunburned.  Instead, you are overcome with a gigantic rash that covers your whole body.

I wish I didn't wish.

-Banana
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 29, 2005, 07:55:40 pm
but you do

i wish i was dry i'm all wet from the pool
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 30, 2005, 02:04:37 am
but you mutate into a jellyfish and HAVE to stay wet. lol.

I wish for a moose.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 30, 2005, 07:52:53 am
but you become a jellyfish instead

i wish i wasn't in trouble or grounded
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Squirrel Goddess on June 30, 2005, 09:29:38 am

 But you do something so bad, you get sent to jail.


 I wishm computer wasn't so slow.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on June 30, 2005, 10:04:33 am
but it crashes and never reboots.

I wish for a pet Gleepo!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on June 30, 2005, 10:32:52 am
but it attacks you and pemantly diables you

i wish alex was home that way i could get the money to buy my aunt a new cell phone
i'm in trouble for that  i got wait i'm off topic anyways go on
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 01, 2005, 05:40:54 am
Alex NEVER COMES HOME!

I wish I was more attractive.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 01, 2005, 09:38:52 am
but you look in the mirror and you turn into maduca's fave hubbie

i wish my cat would stay still she keeps squirmin :angry:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 01, 2005, 09:40:05 am
??? Huh ???

I wish my neighboor was less noisy.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 01, 2005, 07:55:10 pm
but he has this HUGE party and blares his huge speakers and vibrates everything in ur place O.o kool lol

i wish i had john's #
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 01, 2005, 08:56:55 pm
but john's phone is diconnected and you never hear from him again.

i wish that my cardiologist appointment goes ok, meaning i wont die and i can do marching band!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 01, 2005, 09:41:13 pm
but it turns out bad

i wish it was earlier in the day like 2 in the afternoon right now
so i could have friends over again and my aunt would be gone at work
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 01, 2005, 09:56:26 pm
but it remains mid-night for another 43 days.

i wish i could fly
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 02, 2005, 01:27:37 am
but you fly sooo fast that it causes you extream pain, greater than any known form of pain. lol.

I wish ZIM was my pet alien.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 02, 2005, 11:49:12 am
ZIM gets angry at you, and decides to shoot you.

I wish there was no such thing as "poor countries".
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 02, 2005, 08:09:42 pm
but your wish makes them even poorer.

i wish i had some sprite remix: aruba jam
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 03, 2005, 05:31:25 am
but it explodes and never gets made again.

I wish I had a pet triceratops.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 03, 2005, 05:40:51 am
The pet tricerotops gets angry and tries to your whole house down to rubble.

I wish I had some Aquafina spring water.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 03, 2005, 10:57:20 am
but you have aquafina waterfall water instead

i wish my hair would dry
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on July 03, 2005, 11:03:48 am
when it dries it turns so drie that a gut of wind blows it all off


i wish i could meet green day
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 03, 2005, 11:07:06 am
but green day turns out to be holographic (sp?) figures and they arent as appealing to you anymore

i wish a good TV show would come on
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on July 03, 2005, 12:45:49 pm
But then it gets cancelled.

I wish for a burrito.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 03, 2005, 02:55:02 pm
The burrito is roach infested, so you daren't eat it.



I wish for a record contract
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 03, 2005, 07:15:47 pm
but then aliens invade earth and anyone who has a record contract will have to walk the whole earth 5125487516573241657653415 times.

i wish i could get a new MP3 player
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on July 03, 2005, 07:25:32 pm
You get one, but it only plays Kidz Bop songs.

I wish I was good at Flash

-Banana
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 04, 2005, 02:03:04 am
but you get worse! *gasp* oh no!

I wish Final Fantasy Advent Children was out in the UK cinema's now.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 04, 2005, 09:15:46 am
It plays in Ireland instead of the UK.

I wish I stopped having nightmares.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: weird_4 on July 04, 2005, 10:52:26 am
But your nightmeare comes true and this is what I do to you.
:gun_bandana: :blowup:
I wish I was 23.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 04, 2005, 10:56:02 am
You drank too much beer, and got in trouble with the police.

I wish has money, lots of money.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 04, 2005, 12:21:19 pm
but you become bankrupt and have to run from da law.

I wish for a cheesegrater.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 04, 2005, 12:50:16 pm
the cheese grater mistakens your hands for cheese.

i wish i had some fireworks
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on July 04, 2005, 01:35:06 pm
But they blew up.

I wish for a shiny $100 bill.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 04, 2005, 01:47:06 pm
u get it but then u realize its counterfit...

i wish i would get locked in a chocolate company overnite
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on July 04, 2005, 01:48:13 pm
But you die 'cause your locked in the janitors closet of a locked chocolate factory.

I wish for bacon.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 04, 2005, 01:54:30 pm
you get food poisening from the bacon bcause its not cooked properly


i wish i could live in nyc
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 04, 2005, 04:14:40 pm
but you got killed because i murdrer lived right beside you.



I wish i was spongebob.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 05, 2005, 12:19:49 am
Then you are forced to perform tricks in a zoo.

I wish my pet cat would behave himself.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 05, 2005, 04:15:21 am
He slaps you in your face.

I wish I could sing.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on July 05, 2005, 05:23:59 am
But your talent is unappreciated by everyone and you die because everyone hates you now

I wish I was an admin...

-Banana
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 05, 2005, 05:24:56 am
You abused your powers.

I wish we had a "51st state."
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 05, 2005, 05:49:46 am
But it blew you up because of a nucular problem in a necular plant.


I wish i had a red, bloody grenade shaped like a heart.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 05, 2005, 06:15:36 am
but it blowz up while ur hollding it


i wish for a frappachino  (sp)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 05, 2005, 03:37:23 pm
It was too hot and it didn't taste good.

I wish we could breathe underwater.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 05, 2005, 03:57:24 pm
but you die cuz u don't breath water

i wish i had a better tan
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 05, 2005, 04:01:12 pm
you go tanning but...you end up being so dark that no one can see you...(i have no idea wht im tlkin bout)



i wish i had a better computer
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 05, 2005, 04:32:34 pm
but your stuck with your computer until your 67 years old.

i wish i could go to camp right now.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 05, 2005, 04:41:14 pm
You got to camp but the campers were possesd and they killed you.


I wish i owned Spongezone.net
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 05, 2005, 06:30:16 pm
but you own toddler world instead

i wish i had a melon
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 05, 2005, 06:36:12 pm
but you got food poisining from the melon and died

i wish everyone didnt hate me
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 05, 2005, 06:38:42 pm
but you realize they loath you
jk

i wish tyler was back already
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: mermaidboy_and_barnacleman on July 05, 2005, 09:08:04 pm
Then he leaves forever.
I wish I had a really really slow snail...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 05, 2005, 09:15:31 pm
The snail dies trying to cross the road to get to your house.



I wish I was in love. Ha!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 05, 2005, 09:52:56 pm
but you get this geeky ugly fat guy to love instead of a HOT guy

i wish i was all ready for bed so i could just go plop on it and go to sleep
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 05, 2005, 09:56:40 pm
Your cat peed on your bed.

I wish for my brother to come home safe.



P.S. Gross, Sean, talk about a corrupter. Ick.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 06, 2005, 05:10:34 am
but something happens to him.

I wish for a pet hedgehog.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 06, 2005, 06:25:25 am
but it gets ran over by a ups delivery truck.....

i wish i could go on a shopping spree
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 10:21:49 am
but you have -$135,724,165,763,854,324 dollars.

i wish i could find bateries (sp?) for my digital camera.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 10:50:12 am
but casper took' em

i wish i had 2 100 dollar bills all for me

Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 06, 2005, 10:59:16 am
they are in ur purse and sum 1 steels ur purse..


i wnt to b taller
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 06, 2005, 11:00:44 am
but you got so tall you hit your head on the ceiling and died.


I wish i could write poetry better
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 11:29:21 am
you do but no one recognizes your talent

i wish i didn't have a jelly belly
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 06, 2005, 11:31:33 am
but you got so small you were invisable.

I wish i could pronounce this: bergenhocknoflugie
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 11:55:02 am
but you can't

i wish i had that 5 pixel digital camera
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 06, 2005, 11:58:48 am
but it turned out that the camera was carrying a bomb and it blew you up.


I wish i was Bill Gates's Brother.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 12:01:01 pm
but u aren't

i wish i had bigger speakers than i have already so i could make my place shake lOl
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 06, 2005, 12:03:41 pm
but when you got them, you busted your eardrums


I wish i could do this: ThIS i5 V3erY hArD
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 06, 2005, 01:06:17 pm
And you do, but you get in trouble for annoying people with it and are stripped of the power.

I wish I could do moves just like Sly Cooper.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 06, 2005, 01:12:27 pm
but you'll get invaded by aliens and be forced to carry they're weapons.then they'll abandon you in a desert full of hungry tigers.oh,yeah,and they also covered you in meat.of course,you can kick there butt with slys moves,but the aliens took that away too.you go in a dark cage where the tigers can't get you,but you ended up locking yourself in a cage with super galactic squirrls,robo ninja monkeys,evil cats from the planet moo,and solider rats carring a super atomic nuclear bomb lazer.whew!say that 5 times fast!


i wish i could fight side-by-side with the kool guys.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 03:42:02 pm
but you end up fighting with the COOL guys, who arent as sweet, because they have a C.

i wish i could go swimming
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 06, 2005, 03:45:11 pm
you go swimming but drown because the water is too deep



i wish i wasnt hungry
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 03:49:26 pm
but your so hungry that your stomach eats itself and then you get skinny, but then you get fat.

i wish i didnt live in white lake
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 06, 2005, 03:53:53 pm
u move to  the sahara desert and die of thirst





i wish i culd go to six flags
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 03:57:14 pm
but you go to 2 flags, which is 2/3 less exciting.

i wish i didnt have to go to McDonalds for dinner {darn super-size me movie}
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 06, 2005, 04:09:01 pm
McDonald's blows up. (See that pun there? Haha)

I wish McDonald's didn't exist.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Baseballpants53 on July 06, 2005, 05:34:31 pm
Quote
McDonald's blows up. (See that pun there? Haha)

I wish McDonald's didn't exist.
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but it was so popular that they let it exist forever.

i wish i could get my backyard baseball game back.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 06:44:53 pm
but its lost forever

i wish i could go to the movies with my friends on sunday
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 06, 2005, 06:47:56 pm
but you'll die and won't
i wish i can transport in my comics and meet my characters.(my faveorite,juan the egghole
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 06, 2005, 06:48:29 pm
The movie theater blew up.

I wish I wish my cousin gets well soon (he's currently recovering from an Appendits surgery).
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 06, 2005, 06:51:04 pm
Quote
The movie theater blew up.

I wish I wish my cousin gets well soon (he's currently recovering from an Appendits surgery).
[snapback]202728[/snapback]
whats that have to do with my wish?
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 06:54:50 pm
your guys' posts were only a minute apart, so he was probably referring to mine.

He doesnt get well for a while. {but i actually hope he's ok}

i wish my headache would go away
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 06, 2005, 07:01:06 pm
Your head blows up.

I wish that show "Dancing With The Stars" was less annoying.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 06, 2005, 07:16:37 pm
but you get captured by zim,put into that t.v room that was seen in parent teacher night,and forced to watch it for the rest of your life!

i wish i could go in my comics and meet my faveorite cartoon character that i made up!juan the egghole!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 08:34:18 pm
but he kills you

i wish my aunt was asleep
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 08:35:07 pm
But she took a pill that makes her stay awake for 9835234578964 hours

i wish i was tired
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on July 06, 2005, 08:40:07 pm
You're tired and you fall asleep and accidentally roll out the window.

I wish that the world was square.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 08:44:41 pm
but its not

i wish tyler was back already
yea i kno i wish that alot its obvious y
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on July 06, 2005, 08:47:35 pm
Quote
but its not

i wish tyler was back already
yea i kno i wish that alot its obvious y
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Tyler turns into a back.

I wish I had a scanner so my life was easier.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 06, 2005, 08:48:52 pm
You get a scanner, but it's from ancient times and won't work on your pc.



I wish for a pony.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 08:51:52 pm
your pony gets mistaken for drugs and shot (i watched starsky and hutch yesterday)

i wish my house was warmer
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on July 06, 2005, 08:53:44 pm
Quote
You get a scanner, but it's from ancient times and won't work on your pc.

Actually, it'd probably be more like it was modern day but it wouldn't work on my ancient times computer.



^House gets relocated on the sun.

I wish cheese grew on trees.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 09:07:53 pm
but then all the birds eat the cheese and there is no more cheese in the world. (nice going! haha, jk)

i wish i had some peanut butter
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 09:12:33 pm
but you get jelly instead

i wish i wasn't sleepeh
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 06, 2005, 09:14:53 pm
You mistake an energy pill for a sleeping tablet.

I wish college was already done.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on July 06, 2005, 09:20:06 pm
You get kicked out of college.

I wish that it was earlier in the evening.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 06, 2005, 09:22:36 pm
instead its much much later then you realized

i wish i had some grapes
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 06, 2005, 09:27:03 pm
but you get an orange instead

i wish i could just go n see tyler without gettin in trouble
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 07, 2005, 04:34:21 am
but you can never see him again.

I wish I was Sly Cooper. lol.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 07, 2005, 05:12:55 am
You are, but then your killed.

i wish i had some candy cigaretters (i finished my last pack yesterday)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Banana on July 07, 2005, 05:46:30 am
You get some, but the second it touches your tounge it spontaniously combusts and it kills you.

I wish new Aqua Teens would start sooner...

-Banana
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 07, 2005, 07:58:50 am
It's starts in 2013.

I wish I touched someone right now.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 07, 2005, 08:27:31 am
you do, but you get arrested for invading someone's personal space.

I wish I had a tail!!!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 07, 2005, 08:47:26 am
but it grows soooooooo big you can't walk or do anything else and you have to go get it chopped off so you can walk around n stuff

i wish i was a few pounds lighter
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 07, 2005, 08:54:31 am
but you fall asleep for 93657843 hours,and yes,you die.but now your known as the snoring ghost.

i wish a man who was from another demension grabbed me and took me to thkelz land with onions.then i kill him with doughnuts.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 07, 2005, 11:40:52 am
he does, but you fall into the land of squash, and you dont kill him. You just make him get fat by eating all of the squash.

i wish my speakers worked
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 07, 2005, 11:43:23 am
but they blow up cuz your trying to fix them

i wish i had alot of money
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 07, 2005, 11:47:43 am
but yo uonly have 5 cents *gasp*

i wish i could be in missy elliots music video
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 07, 2005, 11:49:46 am
but you get in william hung's video instead and you have to wear this rediculous outfit

i wish i could be with tyler right now
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 07, 2005, 11:55:53 am
but you end up being with ANOTHER tyler who smells bad and cant spell his name.

i wish i had AA batteries
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 07, 2005, 12:18:59 pm
but you get AAA batteries

i wish i had my cell phone adapter
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 07, 2005, 12:21:15 pm
But it got run over in the street.


I wish our car was not broken. :(
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 07, 2005, 12:33:36 pm
but IT got ran over by a semi-truck.

i wish spongebob would come back from the commercial.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 07, 2005, 01:02:55 pm
Patrick comes in instead.

I wish I moved.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 07, 2005, 01:03:28 pm
but the network plays 15,393,484,589,561,235,981,345,894,735 more comertials

i wish i had a way better matabolism
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 07, 2005, 01:06:13 pm
but it gets worse.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 07, 2005, 01:21:10 pm
You get deppressed.


I wish the London Bombings never happened. (You obviously can't corrupt that).
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 07, 2005, 01:28:10 pm
they do not happen, but the bombers attack somewhere else. (i hate to think about such things)

I wish Halo was never made.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 07, 2005, 01:37:51 pm
Another video game that is similar to Halo gets popular as Pokemon did.

I wish TV Shows were more better.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: UltraSpongeyDude on July 07, 2005, 03:59:40 pm
All TV shows get better, but then you cant decide what to watch bacause everything is so good and end up putting an axe through your television because you go insane.

I wish my computer didnt, and never will, get virus'

 :ph34r:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 07, 2005, 04:03:56 pm
but it does and blows up from all the pressure of the infectedness

i wish i had more time to spend over at tyler's place without getting in trouble
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: UltraSpongeyDude on July 07, 2005, 06:45:47 pm
You do, but then Tyler goes insane because your there all the time and poisons one of your drinks so that you can never go to his house again (or anywhere else for that matter).

I wish that I had a never ended suply of cheese and chicken!  :ph34r:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 08, 2005, 07:43:55 am
you do, but you get so sick that it smells and makes you even more ill.

I wish, i wish I never killed that fish.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 08, 2005, 10:31:44 am
but u slaughtered it

i wish my aunt would leave for work already
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 08, 2005, 05:45:37 pm
but she stays for another seventy-thousand hours.

i wish i didnt have to go to camp anymore.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 08, 2005, 07:18:37 pm
but you get transfered to a worser camp brat camp
jk no offence thats a bad camp from what i heard

i wish tyler would have at least called me agiain today last i heard of him today was 2 PM in the afternoon (he's wit his friend taylor)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on July 08, 2005, 07:21:39 pm
^ Tyler dumps you like yesterday's trash.

I wish to go to bed.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 08, 2005, 08:29:22 pm
gasp that would be the worst right there aw you've hit the jackpot ouch
yikes
anyways but your forced to have 657,345,485,234,590,183,495,771 bottles of sobe energy drink

i wish it was a new day already
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on July 08, 2005, 08:30:53 pm
So do I, deal with it.  XP  Just kiddin'.

I wish I had a drivers license and a car.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 08, 2005, 08:34:15 pm
you have a bus card and no chance of getting a liscence.

i wish my pizza would hurry up and cook.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 09, 2005, 06:57:28 am
The microwave burns because it cooked too fast.


I wish I didn't feel so constipated.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 09, 2005, 11:04:21 am
We didn't need to know that, so the wish never was heard and never comes true.

I wish for a bowl of fruit.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 09, 2005, 11:08:36 am
the fruit has mold on it.....

i wish i could go outside today...
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 09, 2005, 01:14:58 pm
but you are locked in your room for eternity.

I wish global warming would be fixed.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 09, 2005, 01:40:34 pm
Ice Age 2 comes along.

I wish Starbucks Coffee wasn't so boring.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Frodo4president on July 09, 2005, 01:49:14 pm
Starbucks opens yet another 1000 stores world wide and have to make it even more boring due to pay-cuts.

I wish I had lazerbeam eyes
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 09, 2005, 07:42:09 pm
but it hits a mirror and kills you

i wish tyler didn't get hurt today he fell on an air conditioner and cut his head ouch
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 10, 2005, 04:21:26 am
but he gets hurt worse.

I wish my cat wasn't such an idiot.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 10, 2005, 08:30:06 am
the cat becomes so smart that it rules the world,and ur the 1st person it kills



i wish for a chocolate chunk cookie
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 10, 2005, 09:09:44 am
*GROSS MOMENT*
you do, but it turns out its poop.

i wish cats eat my butt with icecream!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 11, 2005, 01:47:30 am
but you die as they scratch you until you bleed to death.

I wish for a pet Leemur.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 11, 2005, 08:41:23 am
it bites your head off....


i wish for a donut
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 11, 2005, 08:52:00 am
but it bites your head off.

i wish for a montana catnip with dip and cheese, eos will be there, and i cat.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 11, 2005, 09:19:49 pm
but it never happens

i wish i wasn't cranky *hint*
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 12, 2005, 01:47:29 am
*gets it* but you can't find anything to make you feel better.

I wish I wasn't in so much pain! >_<''
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 12, 2005, 06:24:36 am
You had so much pain your leg falls off.

I wish the sky was green.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 12, 2005, 06:34:34 am
the sky turns into green mucus


i wish  i had a 5lb chocolate bar
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: mermaidboy_and_barnacleman on July 12, 2005, 09:37:13 pm
But it turns out to be a 1oz of chocolate bar

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 13, 2005, 07:38:53 pm
huh?

i wish i hadn't gotten you kno who in trouble
(for the slow ones you kno who is tyler)
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 14, 2005, 05:00:24 am
but tyler gets in worse trouble than before! oh no!

I wish the speakers on my TV where on max sound, I can't hear them. ;_;
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 14, 2005, 07:00:24 pm
but they shrink

i wish i had 100$
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 16, 2005, 06:20:28 am
They were counterfeit.

I wish I water was really blue.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Spongefan123 on July 16, 2005, 09:55:17 am
But the blue was poison and you drank the water and died.


I wish i was named Billy Bob Joe.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 16, 2005, 12:38:02 pm
but your name is bob joe billy

i wish i wasnt sick
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 16, 2005, 01:18:03 pm
but you end up with the stomach flu which in turn causes your death

i wish that my brother comes back soon
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 16, 2005, 01:24:57 pm
but he comes back in a thousand years.

i wish my back would stop peeling.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 16, 2005, 02:05:11 pm
the problem only gets worse and worse and worse until you
A) die.....or B) become a midget... whichever comes 1st


i wish i had a drivers license
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 16, 2005, 02:24:32 pm
but all you have is a permit

i wish my throat wasnt sore
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 17, 2005, 07:58:45 pm
but it gets worse and you have to be fed through a belly feeder tube type thingy O.o

i wish my hair was easier to take care of
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 18, 2005, 09:23:39 am
you end up with no hair at all

i wish my friend didnt have to move.. :sad:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 19, 2005, 07:13:00 am
but she does

i wish i had huger suround sound speakers
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil_angel911 on July 19, 2005, 07:55:20 am
u get them but then you are robbed and theives take your speakers


i wish there was something interesting on tv
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Chongster on July 19, 2005, 08:18:12 am
but if only you could find the remote to turn it on and then you'd see something interesting WAS on tv, its just you're looking at a black screen

I wish work was over already
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 19, 2005, 02:43:03 pm
but it turns out you can never leave cuz of poisionous gasses in the air
outside

i wish i was a music star  :glare:  :tongue:
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 20, 2005, 06:54:38 pm
nooooooooo topic don die!! i'll save you

c'mon people help me out!!
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: super_sayian_spongebob on July 20, 2005, 08:12:00 pm
You lose your voice.

I wish the sink never drips.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: Thomas on July 21, 2005, 01:19:27 am
but then it never turns on again! *gasp*

I wish for a picknic basket filled with confectionary treats.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 21, 2005, 02:09:39 pm
but its not

i wish my aunt didn't have next week off
she'll be off for 8 DAYS!! thats a bit long lol
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: lil`Sara on July 21, 2005, 11:17:21 pm
but then she gets MORE days off.

i wish i was tired.
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 22, 2005, 05:26:33 pm
but you become nocturnal and you can't play outside when ur awake cos its too dangerous and.....none of ur friends are awake

i wish i wasn't sleepy
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: IceFox on July 26, 2005, 12:47:04 pm
But then you would die of not sleeping.


I wish I had Internet on my computer
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: patrick12q on July 26, 2005, 12:51:14 pm
but then aku comes and bite your head off.

i wish ice cream came on my head
Title: Let's Play Wish Corruptor
Post by: spongebuddie on July 26, 2005, 04:20:20 pm
but it lands in ur face instead

i wish i had a million $