You accidentaly kicked yourself in the face, and you decided not to do any martial arts anymore.
I wish my brother can stop watching American Idol.
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it turns out american idol gets cancelled and simon cowell kills you
I wish I was able to cotroll time; to fast forward time, slow down time, stop time go backwards in time time as in moments. And never get old.
But then there were too many citties and no plants so there was no oxygen and everyone died.
I wish I was ruler of all human slaves.
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but you get over thrown.
I wish I had phsycic powers.
but he has the personality of frankendoodle.
i wish to have a good singing voice
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and you do but you go mute
I wish that we could live it the computor. (as in walk around in the internet like in real life.) and never die.
A computer virus eats you alive.
I wish Computer Viruses never existed.
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but then you die of a real virus
I wish all human females liked me.
You kissed and hugged all over and you get sick of it all.
I wish to see farther than the eyes can see.
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then you see a 900 pound obiese man taking a dump in the woods.
I wish I was jhonen V.'s best friend
He spits gum on your hair.
I wish I hugged someone today.
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you hugged them to death
I wish microsoft ROCKED in stead of suckily updated security system.
Nick pooped on all the Zim tapes, so they can't air them anymore.
I wish money never existed.
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But it does, and you owe the mofia 1,000,000,000 dollars
But they vanish into thin air before you meet them.
I wish I had a spoon.
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You can only find 10,000 knives.
I wish The carpet was clean.
but a donkey does it's buisness on it and makes it worse.
I wish I knew what the government where hiding from us.
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But all secret files have been destroyed.
I wish I was a better guitar player.
But then there broken.
I wish i had linux.
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But your internet connection is too slow and crashes your computer.
I wiash I had make-up.
It turned out the spoon was haunted and it attacked you sending you to the hospital.
I wish I was a girl for a day
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But you get stuck like that forever.
I wish I could drive a car.
But you fail the test to get your licence.
I wish I was bald.
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You overdose on "Nice and Easy".
I wish I had a working TV.
But you are stuck walking around, since you aren't old enough to drive.
I wish I wasnt so tanned.
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But, you are trapped in a tanning bed.
I wsih courtTV would come on my dish.
Unfortunately, by getting courtTV, ten of your favorite channels would be taken away from your dish.
I wish I had a mommy!
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But the send you a mummy instead.
I wish the regular smiley worked...
but instead you live in the UK
i wish my house was spotless
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Im already in the UK....lol. XD
But your house gets 100x more dirty.
I wish I had a spoon, knife or fork...or even a spork.
McDonald's blows up. (See that pun there? Haha)
I wish McDonald's didn't exist.
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but it was so popular that they let it exist forever.
i wish i could get my backyard baseball game back.
The movie theater blew up.
I wish I wish my cousin gets well soon (he's currently recovering from an Appendits surgery).
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whats that have to do with my wish?
but its not
i wish tyler was back already
yea i kno i wish that alot its obvious y
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Tyler turns into a back.
I wish I had a scanner so my life was easier.