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Off Topic => The Waste Land => Topic started by: Rabble on August 12, 2006, 12:02:08 am
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YES. ONE THROUGH ELEVEN ACTUALLY EXISTED.
"FIX MY COFFEE OR EVERYONE DIES."
"It's awesome or nithing. Also nothing."
"That is a lie. I actually eat Honey Comb."
"I figured that's how you'd poorly type it."
"WHY IS THAT IN ALL CAPS?'
"Canadian bacon fever?"
"Okay This Metaphor Is Broken..."
"This is how I ROLL"
"I was plugging my junk in the front and noticed it changed
colours."
"That's not how the weather works."
"He played the sims 2 for a couple of days."
"I can't help it, I'm a weak woman."
"Then, I tried to stick it down my pants and escape."
"At least it will boost your framerate in Doom 3."
"Rayman is dead."
"That is one Ugly Spinning Thing"
"Rabble really wants to get up your arsenal."
"See you in heck luigi!"
"WERKKSHHHH! That's a whip sound."
"But then I remebered he was a bad monkey so I kicked him in his face!"
"I'm in ur con killing ur d00ds."
"Then wolverine killed a sentinal"
"Nobody really understands binary."
"Dear Sally, You cousin is just like me! Oh my god its so awesome!..."
"Then I told her to meet me in the back for some hot loving."
"I like my cops the way I like my eggs. SCRAMBLED!"
"Coffee's pouring out my ears..."
"GET FIREFOX...Or something"
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moo.
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moo.
BARK AT THE MOON.
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Here's Johny!!!
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moo.
Holy cow! Wait, cows aren't holy...except in India. :lol:
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kiss my face. wtfz. elle? says:
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Brad - [new email, possibly temp.] says:
;-;
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(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6998/6821bx2.jpg)
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Como cet wa?
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THEY BOGGLE THE MIND.
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Fava flave!!
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Fava flave!!
FLAVA FLAVE! WHERE THE JUJUPUFFS DID YOU GET FAVA?
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"Flavor of Love" is one of the most boring shows ever conceived.
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FAVA FLAVE IS IN THE HIZZOUSE!
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"Flavor of Love" is one of the most boring shows ever conceived.
*gives you a clock*
...
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Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Flavaaa FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV
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BOOM!
Yours truly, August Spies
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Oops. I wet myself.
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Rabble, I got something to say to you.
Something.
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Ding dong!! Aren't you going to get the door? It's Dominos!
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No. He can sleep outside.
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Fava flave!!
He was better on surreal life...nay...he owned surreal life. Him and Mini-Me =]
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Rabble, I got something to say to you.
Something.
What is it?
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Rabble, I got something to say to you.
Something.
What is it?
That was it.
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Oh look....monkeys! *siings* Rainbow monkeys! Rainbow Monkeys. La da da da da!
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Mah spoon's...too big...
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Booiinng...Gross.
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Lights, camera, act-shon. We gon get our fash on. Run and tell your cuz-ons, that we gon get our fash on.
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Hey... punk.
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Hey... punk.
LOL ZOMG PEDO GTFO.
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2350/1155407694732ve8.png)
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Rabble, I got something to say to you.
Something.
What is it?
That was it.
Oh.
I've got to ask you something though.
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Anything.
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Anything.
Dunno.
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I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!
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I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!
Fireants? Or iceants? GASP! *dies*
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I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!
Fireants? Or iceants? GASP! *dies*
LETS GO CORRINE.
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I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!
Fireants? Or iceants? GASP! *dies*
LETS GO CORRINE.
Actually, all of them. *faints*
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I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!
Fireants? Or iceants? GASP! *dies*
LETS GO CORRINE.
Actually, all of them. *faints*
STFU GTFO.
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Does not compute. *explodes*
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STAAAGE ON! GONBE!
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9030/gonbegoodst1.png)
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Deal..........*3 hours later* or no deal??
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STAAAGE ON! GONBE!
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9030/gonbegoodst1.png)
*licks screen*
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WE WANT A PITCHER!! NOT A BELLY ITCHER!
WE WANT A FEILDER! NOT A PLAYBOY READER!!
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STAAAGE ON! GONBE!
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9030/gonbegoodst1.png)
*licks screen*
*licks Elly's screen*
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*licks Chrono*
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*licks Chrono*
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*licks Chrono*
Buh-arf
*dies*
...
*then gets crushed by that rofl-copter*
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You all suck
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You all suck
Nah, we lick...
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You all suck
Nah, we lick...
CHEESE DOODLES
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Hey, hey, hey.
You are all cheese doodles.
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*continues licking random members*
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POOLS CLOSED.
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Ha! Too late! I live in the pool...
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*licks Chrono*
Buh-arf
*dies*
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*then gets crushed by that rofl-copter*
Ay, if I had done that, you wouldn't have minded as much.
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*Licks Brad*
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*We all lick Brad* :P
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*We all lick Brad* :P
-___-'
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I like pie.
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Sorry..I just farted on Chrono..
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*licks Chrono*
Buh-arf
*dies*
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*then gets crushed by that rofl-copter*
Ay, if I had done that, you wouldn't have minded as much.
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*Licks Brad*
:D *licks Elly*
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*We all lick Brad* :P
*totally dies*
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Sorry..I just farted on Chrono..
*totally comes back to life and kills weird_4 and then dies cause of triple posting and tells weird_4 his attempts at being funny are so unfunny, along with sbnet's*
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*continues being gross* AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY SPLEAN!!
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This thread died a couple pages ago
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Oh...I feel silly on the inside..I should've known better.
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Sorry..I just farted on Chrono..
*totally comes back to life and kills weird_4 and then dies cause of triple posting and tells weird_4 his attempts at being funny are so unfunny, along with sbnet's*
Only Elly licks Brad* Weird_4 was worse :S* Now we all have to end sentences like this * *.What*?Chrono and Elly has a baby 0__o*???Sweet!!* :D,Can I be the Godmother,or the cousin,or the Aunt,or the grandma...???*
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.................No.............
Elly + Brad + Paige = Baby = 2 months away?
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*licks mud* Tastes like chocolate.
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*licks NickSB09's monster in his avatar* Mmmmm...Tastes like poop!!
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It's a brownie.Repeat after me,BROWNIE!! :D That is all...
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The password is, "DING!"
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Speshul K. Its gud fer u...
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.................No.............
Elly + Brad + Paige = Baby = 2 months away?
And yet the baby doesn't have a name. And the unnamed baby is slowly being abandoned by Paige..
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OMGSH DRAMA!
Oh and yes sbnet, only IIIIII lick Brad.. MUAHAHAHA.
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Seagulls, seagulls, everywhere
Leaving presents in my hair
It gives my head a glossy feel
Who needs shampoo, when I've got real?
- Big Guy the Sailor
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shut up j/k
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Ooooohhhhh......Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......Eeeeeeeeeeeee............Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......Oooooohhhhh hhhhh
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As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA. Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"
As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.
After a few days of investigation, and some research into computer hacking, I confronted Peter with the evidence. I'm afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him, when he refused point blank to admit to his activities. His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.
After going through this ordeal with my own family, I was left pondering how I could best help others in similar situations. I'd gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers. It's only right that I provide that information to other parents, in the hope that they will be able to tell if their children are being drawn into the world of hacking. Perhaps other parents will be able to steer their sons back onto the straight and narrow before extreme measures need to be employed.
To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.
1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.
I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.
There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.
If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child's possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.
6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.
If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.
7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behaviour. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.
Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
10. Is your son struggling academically?
If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.
I encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child's future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity, that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.
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Testing.
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Hakuna matata means, "SHUT THE dolphin noise HELL UP!" or "No worries."
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Uhhh...
Wow.
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As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA. Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"
As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.
After a few days of investigation, and some research into computer hacking, I confronted Peter with the evidence. I'm afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him, when he refused point blank to admit to his activities. His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.
After going through this ordeal with my own family, I was left pondering how I could best help others in similar situations. I'd gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers. It's only right that I provide that information to other parents, in the hope that they will be able to tell if their children are being drawn into the world of hacking. Perhaps other parents will be able to steer their sons back onto the straight and narrow before extreme measures need to be employed.
To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.
1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.
I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.
There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.
If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child's possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.
6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.
If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.
7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behaviour. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.
Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
10. Is your son struggling academically?
If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.
I encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child's future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity, that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.
LOL, I laughed sooooooooo hard at that.
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Uhhh...
Wow.
Welllllllllllllllll.........................Gooo onnnnn.....
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Hakuna matata means, "NOW CENSORED" or "No worries."
d00d. Your attempts at being funny have gotten worse. You do know you're not allowed to say that word, right?
/not pointless...
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Okay..Are you kiddin me? It's a free world. Is it?
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Okay..Are you kiddin me? It's a free world. Is it?
Don't be dumb; if you want to refrain from being banned, you have to stick to the rules.
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Yeah, it's not a free world on forums.
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This country has rules >__>
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DarkHeracross used DOUBLEKICK!
It hit 5 times!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
DarkBlissey fainted!
DarkHeracross, ShinyPolitoed have gained 255150 experience!
You've gained $102060!
You have defeated a trainer of an opposing team!
You gained 5 team points!
You've Won The Battle!
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DarkBlissey used AGILITY!
AGILITY worked!
ShinyTyranitar used DOUBLEKICK!
It hit 5 times!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
DarkBlissey fainted!
ShinyTyranitar, ShinyPolitoed have gained 255150 experience!
You've gained $102060!
You have defeated a trainer of an opposing team!
You gained 5 team points!
DarkBlissey came out!
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Wika wika wika woot woot!
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(http://www.threadless.com/product/548/Shakespeare_Hates_Your_Emo_Poems#top)
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Zoom zoom zoom!!
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THE XBOX IS HUEG
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THE XBOX IS HUEG
Guess what else is hueg :ph34r:
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Yo mama??
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THE XBOX IS HUEG
Guess what else is hueg :ph34r:
What?
THE 360 IS HUEG.
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I think the answer is Yo mama....Dunnoo..
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The answer is unavailible...and unappropriate. Viewer descretion is advised...
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Egg biscuits!
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Pickle...
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WHAT'S THIS TOPIC ABOOUT?
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WHAT'S THIS TOPIC ABOOUT?
It's about you. We love you...
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WHAT'S THIS TOPIC ABOOUT?
It's about how using Lunix and AMD turned Peter into a computer hacker.
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Gtfo : (.
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WHAT'S THIS TOPIC ABOOUT?
It's about you. We love you...
Awww,me too... ^_^
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ME 3!!
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Hahahaha, gullible little children...
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O RLY? Look at my sig for the answer.
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That wasnt funny..
Hahahaha, gullible little children...
Lolz. I know eh.
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I keed I keed.....It's a joke you see?
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I keed I keed.....It's a joke you see?
Your jokes are worse than the new voice actors in Pokemon...
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Go CHARZARD! I CHOOSE YOU!! lol....NOT....lol....
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Devil Jin uses you as his toliet. :wacko:
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AH VIRUS HELP!
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AH VIRUS HELP!
Now that's funny.
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AH VIRUS HELP!
Now that's funny.
And tru ;-;
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Bill nye the science guy!! BILL BILL BILL!!! BILL NYE!
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Pacchonbo- mo-inoinoi chakaretappaton pankorakettonto-no-ra churere rotton poraporapetton pu rorattantan pappu ra mo inoinoi chakaretapatton pankoraketton-no-ra pourketthi- no porporrattatanso lorecho pie nto ra ma nima ni ungarafoocha ra de ra totora pethiton tora pothiton senekinko se pon lorecho pie nto ra ma nima ni ungarafoocha ra de ra totora pethiton tora pothiton senekinko se pon
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Comma ce't wa?
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AH VIRUS HELP!
Now that's funny.
And tru ;-;
It's your own fault, babe. :)
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Leave the poopin to me...*turns into a toilet*
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Devil Jin: (Poops in weird_4) This toilet feels like... blood!
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Leave the poopin to me...*turns into a toilet*
That's discusting!
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Leave the poopin to me...*turns into a toilet*
That's discusting!
Well isn't SOMONE hygenic.
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Even online sbnet acts like that...
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What? Triumph the Insult Comic Dog said that in his music video, "I keed"
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Even online sbnet acts like that...
What,me no get it :(
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What? Triumph the Insult Comic Dog said that in his music video, "I keed"
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? Even his name is annoying...
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Yeah...I think I found some of his turd in the CD.....
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ohmygoodness