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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 06, 2005, 01:53:04 pm
First You Ask A Question Like.

"How Come Spongebob Has Holes."

Then The Person On The Bottom Ask A Stupid Answer Like

" He Was Poked A Lot By Patrick With A Stick"

I'll Start. How Come Plankton Is Small ?
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on June 06, 2005, 02:03:38 pm
He doesn't eat enough pig juice!

Why did the newbie cross the road?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 06, 2005, 02:09:52 pm
To Spam Like An Idiot

Whats The Kraby Patty Repice ?
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on June 06, 2005, 02:13:49 pm
Urine and eggs.

What's 12 x 12 + 497 - purple backwards?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 06, 2005, 02:16:05 pm
Fish


 Why Dose Gary Meow ?
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Post by: Rabble on June 06, 2005, 03:52:49 pm
Becase you can't spell does right :P.

How come spongebob Is yellow?
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Post by: Chrono on June 06, 2005, 04:22:13 pm
Because orange was taken by monkeys with bazokaas.

Why are you posting?
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Post by: 1luke12 on June 06, 2005, 04:33:19 pm
Because I ate an egg salad sandwich.

Why is the moon so far away?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 06, 2005, 07:09:46 pm
No Its Not Its In My Pants.

Why Is Patrick Not Smart ?
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Post by: Elizabeth Rose on June 06, 2005, 10:05:31 pm
Because I reprogrammed his brain, silly.

Why are so many people morons?
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on June 06, 2005, 10:07:23 pm
Because half their brain is missing

Why are teachers so boring?
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Post by: Rabble on June 06, 2005, 10:09:28 pm
Cause they don't get out much.

If I was to shoot a moose what would happen to me?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 06, 2005, 10:24:08 pm
A chicken would enter your nostril.

Why isnt the plural form of goose gooses?
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on June 06, 2005, 10:25:27 pm
Because it is really mice

How much would a woodchuck chuck?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 06, 2005, 10:29:23 pm
He'd chuck seven adult kangaroos into the ocean to feed the wales.

How long would it take to barf up a balloon?
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Post by: Sb129 on June 06, 2005, 10:37:54 pm
Root Beer

Why does poop taste like dookie?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 07, 2005, 10:15:04 am
It A Cookie.

Whats 2 + 2 ?
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 07, 2005, 11:33:39 am
Fish.

Why am I posting this?
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Post by: ~angelene's dreams on June 07, 2005, 12:05:08 pm
Because it will help free the gold-fish crackers taht are being held hostage on the moon.


I lost my moon ring...where is it?
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 07, 2005, 12:06:35 pm
On Venus.

Why do birds fly?
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Post by: Vicky on June 07, 2005, 01:28:26 pm
Because they drank to much red bull 2000000000 years ago

Why does your foot smell?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 07, 2005, 01:38:21 pm
24

Why Did I Make This Topic ?
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Post by: 1luke12 on June 07, 2005, 03:17:02 pm
Because you put Post-It notes on your face.

Why would anyone eat ice cream?
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Post by: candy on June 07, 2005, 04:47:30 pm
i don't know it's gross lol

why is the sky blue
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 07, 2005, 05:33:40 pm
Because Santa felt the need to urinate on it.

What ever happened to the dish and the spoon?
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Post by: Isnt Anything on June 07, 2005, 05:40:44 pm
It gave in to the Fork and the knife.

Why cant cows fly kites?
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Post by: Sb129 on June 07, 2005, 08:51:01 pm
Hitller is a son of the devil
Why is bigfoot not proven real yet?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 07, 2005, 10:00:21 pm
Because mouth fungus is caused my cheese.

Why does the sky not fall?
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Post by: 1luke12 on June 08, 2005, 05:49:59 am
It's being held up by an invisible giant.

What in the world is an calendar?
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Post by: Vicky on June 08, 2005, 12:43:53 pm
Chinatown

When is my friend going to the party hut
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 08, 2005, 01:08:11 pm
Yo momma.

What is 1+1?
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on June 08, 2005, 01:20:25 pm
Eleven.

Why is?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 08, 2005, 01:38:54 pm
Because

Whats Fish + Fish ?
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Post by: Isnt Anything on June 08, 2005, 03:13:28 pm
Salmon.

Why are trees green?
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Post by: Spider-Boogie on June 08, 2005, 03:42:11 pm
Because they're made of money.

Why do people wear glasses?
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Post by: Isnt Anything on June 08, 2005, 07:55:59 pm
Quote
Because they're made of money.

Why do people wear glasses?
[snapback]188932[/snapback]

Because some people need 4 eyes to see.

Why is black always so dark?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 08, 2005, 09:48:25 pm
Because peaches attatcked his mother.

Why are sandwiches not filled with sand?
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Post by: ~angelene's dreams on June 09, 2005, 07:59:07 am
because Drain-O tastes OH! so much better.




If it takes twenty minutes to hard-boil one goose egg, then what color are the dogs on Venus?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 09, 2005, 04:13:45 pm
Like Chicken, everything tastes like chicken.

Why is Santa so fat?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 09, 2005, 06:49:56 pm
Because Homer Simpson is Santa.
Why do babies cry?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 11, 2005, 11:07:51 am
They Hate You


Whats A Taco ?
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Post by: Banana on June 11, 2005, 11:14:26 am
An ocat spelled backwards

Why are sharpies called sharpies?

-Banana
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Post by: Rocko on June 11, 2005, 02:25:54 pm
Because they're sharp.
Why is Windows number 1?
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Post by: Chongster on June 11, 2005, 02:41:52 pm
Because The Cats an orange Tomato.

How long is a piece of wood?
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Post by: IceFox on June 11, 2005, 03:04:14 pm
As long as my toes.


What is up with people saying PS3 will be the best?
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Post by: ~angelene's dreams on June 11, 2005, 04:38:16 pm
i know....cuz my Atarti 2600 kicks the lovin' crap outta that mess yeah boy.



Can you tell me how to get...how to get to Sesame Street?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 11, 2005, 05:29:22 pm
Fart And You'll Get There In No Time.


Whats The Best Video Game Ever Made ?
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Post by: Compwhiz128 on June 12, 2005, 10:14:55 am
Your life(iti?)

How do you start a 4 stroke engine?
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Post by: IceFox on June 12, 2005, 10:19:40 am
Give it five strokes and send it to the hospital!


Whats the square root of the milliseconed "Bob" sqaured?
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Post by: Compwhiz128 on June 12, 2005, 10:20:56 am
Dole


how do you burn a cd
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Post by: IceFox on June 12, 2005, 10:22:15 am
Chuck it in the fire place.


How do you breathe?
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Post by: Compwhiz128 on June 12, 2005, 10:28:34 am
by an air pump in your lungs

Who is buried in grants tomb?
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Post by: King Neptune on June 12, 2005, 10:35:58 am
A tomb


How do you do a backfilp?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 12, 2005, 12:14:32 pm
You turn your back around.
Where do babies come from?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 13, 2005, 03:55:54 pm
Krabby Pattys

Whats ?
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Post by: King Neptune on June 13, 2005, 04:00:16 pm
A hook with a dot


whats !
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Post by: patrick12q on June 14, 2005, 03:46:13 pm
water melon sauce.
why does disney hipnotize everyone into thinking their shows are good?
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Post by: King Neptune on June 14, 2005, 04:00:01 pm
Easy they want more donuts


Why does everyone hate MTV?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 14, 2005, 05:12:24 pm
because a old lady dropped her wallet.
why do people think spongebobs gay?
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Post by: Fifth Dynasty on June 14, 2005, 05:49:10 pm
Because Patrick told the press!

Why are you illiterate? (Hopefully somebody understand what I mean by this...it's a joke. Illiterate people can't read)
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Post by: patrick12q on June 14, 2005, 07:24:26 pm
because i drink too much soda,
why does juan the egghole love lightning?
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Post by: Fifth Dynasty on June 14, 2005, 07:42:38 pm
What the heck? "Because they drank too much soda"? Are you stupid? Read my question....your answer had nothing to do with my question...and who are THEY, I was referring to YOU.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 15, 2005, 08:26:41 am
uh,dude,you should read the title.it says ask a question,get a stupid answer.wow!That explains alot.
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Post by: King Neptune on June 15, 2005, 09:22:06 am
Yeah it's get a stupid answer.
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Post by: patrick12q on June 15, 2005, 11:29:49 am
whats up with those squares under the avatars?
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Post by: 1luke12 on June 15, 2005, 12:57:25 pm
They're made of cardboard.

Where is Disneyland located?
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Post by: Thomas on June 15, 2005, 01:34:27 pm
In the middle of the pacific pizza topping, next to the cheese-bug infested pepperoni coastline.
Mickey is not a mouse! He is a moose! He is trying to trick you!

Why are Aku's eyes on fire?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 15, 2005, 03:12:04 pm
he used too much pepper spray.oh yeah,and that question i siad,it was real,what the heck are those squares under the avatar?

question:how come the chineese invented a super atomic nuclear bomb lazer?
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Post by: thedarkonexxx on June 15, 2005, 07:05:29 pm
Because you mispelled Chinese


Why does the number four have four letters in it?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 15, 2005, 07:07:32 pm
because no one gave it 5
why don't cats love liking their arm?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 15, 2005, 09:15:32 pm
Because their hungrey!
Who invented the word astronaut?
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Post by: Thomas on June 15, 2005, 11:59:40 pm
Some space peanut monkey who was called Jeffrey!!!

Who is the guy who was the inventor of penecillin?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 16, 2005, 06:33:05 am
george washington,
if ice creams were lemons,than why do dogs love chasing their tails?
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Post by: 1luke12 on June 16, 2005, 06:39:49 am
Because dogs can't live as long as tortoises.

Why is money green?
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Post by: Thomas on June 16, 2005, 06:40:05 am
Because squirrels made them out of leaves.

Who are you and why are you carrying that stick!!?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 16, 2005, 07:05:47 am
i'm abot to destroy my t.v
why?
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Post by: Thomas on June 16, 2005, 07:18:17 am
Because it swore at you.

Why is the white rabbit actually purple!!?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 16, 2005, 07:30:04 am
Because it fell into some paint.
Who let the dogs out?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 16, 2005, 07:32:46 am
billy did
if i had invader zim as a pet,how would he kill me?
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Post by: Thomas on June 16, 2005, 07:34:54 am
He would fry your brains with something silly but powerful.

Why is DIBs head so big?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 16, 2005, 09:57:32 am
he ate a banana with nuts on it
how old is john k.?
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Post by: Thomas on June 17, 2005, 04:26:31 am
As old as a rotten prune.

Why is microsoft so crap?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 17, 2005, 07:10:38 am
because it was made out of poop.
wheres the butter?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 17, 2005, 07:37:28 am
In your nose.
What does E=MCsq mean?
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Post by: Banana on June 17, 2005, 09:09:46 am
It means Energy = mass x (speed of light) squared.

How many baloons does it take to fill up a microwave?

-Banana
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Post by: weird_4 on June 17, 2005, 09:44:17 pm
300.
Why do people die?
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Post by: Banana on June 18, 2005, 02:15:57 am
Because of YOU...

Is?

-Banana
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Post by: Thomas on June 18, 2005, 05:08:21 am
food!!

How much food can be stored in one box!?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 18, 2005, 07:40:17 pm
Not much.
Am I an idiot?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on June 18, 2005, 07:56:49 pm
Only if you are a Spark plug dancing under the Arabian Sea.

Why do pickles not dance?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 18, 2005, 09:59:03 pm
Because they don't know how.
Can elephants talk?
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Post by: Thomas on June 19, 2005, 03:29:25 am
Yes, they just don't like talking to you.

WHy did my house flal down and burn when there was no fire?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 19, 2005, 10:05:00 pm
Because I lit a match when it touched the ground.
Why are dinosaures extinct?
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Post by: Thomas on June 20, 2005, 12:29:20 am
Because AKU ate them all.

Why does Spongebob like frycooking?
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on June 20, 2005, 06:33:45 am
Because he doesn't like anything else

Why is Long Island called Long Island (REALLY stupid question, I know)
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Post by: Thomas on June 20, 2005, 06:37:45 am
Because it is flat and has long-necked animals living on it.

Why do Moths fly into bright objects, even fire, and kill themselves?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 20, 2005, 01:10:41 pm
Because their stupid.
Who made the earth?
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Post by: Thomas on June 20, 2005, 02:27:27 pm
AKU used his greatness and made the Earth.

Why is space called space?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 20, 2005, 04:36:38 pm
Because the space is for me and not you! LOL!
What is today of yesterdays tomorrow?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 20, 2005, 05:00:29 pm
the juan the egghole period.
why does ice cream cold?
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Post by: Thomas on June 21, 2005, 12:12:28 am
I icecream is cold because chilli is hot.

Who are the S Force!!?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 21, 2005, 02:41:56 pm
the stupid force
why do dogs chase there tails?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 21, 2005, 08:39:07 pm
Because there hungry!
What is 60 to the 3000th power?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 22, 2005, 09:34:43 am
i don't know.
if squirlls had rabies,what would you name them?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 22, 2005, 10:04:47 am
Squirabs.
What day was yeasterday 200 years ago?
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Post by: Thomas on June 22, 2005, 11:12:02 am
AKU's birthday.

Why is the band SEAL called SEAL?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 22, 2005, 07:58:35 pm
IT'S A SEAL!
Are you dumb or dumber?
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Post by: Thomas on June 23, 2005, 01:22:43 am
I am fredrigis, dumb and dumber died.

How did they die?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 07:55:52 am
they got ran overed by a rake.
will the green goblin ever die?
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Post by: Thomas on June 23, 2005, 09:05:09 am
No.

My spade is called Shade, whats yours called!?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 23, 2005, 01:38:37 pm
I don't have one.
Will Bat Man ever strike again?
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Post by: Thomas on June 23, 2005, 01:45:03 pm
he might strike a building....and die.

will he die?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 01:47:54 pm
yup!
g[CODE]kkmz?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 23, 2005, 06:35:30 pm
I don't know.
Why is the Incredible Hulk green?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on June 23, 2005, 06:37:14 pm
We Wants To Barf.

Whats This ?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 23, 2005, 06:51:16 pm
a question mark.
why do so many people like spongebob?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 24, 2005, 03:16:02 pm
Because they're gay.(no offense to those who watch it)
Why did the cow jump over the spoon?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 24, 2005, 07:29:06 pm
because the moon was delusional and popped out of existence and never again was seen until the year 5 billion.those were dark times.dark,dark,times. :angry:  :biggrin:
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Post by: Thomas on June 25, 2005, 12:53:59 am
-no question was there to answer-

who is Moofy!!?
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Post by: weird_4 on June 25, 2005, 02:54:27 pm
The cow that jumped over the spoon.
Are zombies real?
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Post by: Roger on June 25, 2005, 02:57:20 pm
As real as the cow that jumped over the baboon.

Wait..why did I just say that?
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Post by: Banana on June 25, 2005, 06:39:39 pm
hahahahahaha omg lol kewl dudexcxvg

Are YOU going to join the Banana fan club?

-Banana
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Post by: Thomas on June 26, 2005, 03:07:59 am
no, the cheese cannot make me join you and the Jedi!!

What will you do when Prince Charles comes to YOUR country? O_o'
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Post by: launcy on June 26, 2005, 05:28:35 am
18 deep fried lizards.

whats squidwards favourite colour?
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Post by: Thomas on June 26, 2005, 09:00:46 am
he hates everything and doesn't have one.

When will you die?
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Post by: patrick12q on June 26, 2005, 09:16:04 am
5 years ago.
did homestar ever make out with marzipan?
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Post by: Banana on June 26, 2005, 05:51:14 pm
If he did, the King of Town would pour mash potatoes down his shirt and sing What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong.

How many cranivious one eyed William Sleator clones from the planet Ghvdhfjkhsdjkghjfkd does it take to screw in a glass of milk?

-Banana
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Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on June 26, 2005, 06:37:23 pm
G and a half.

What happens when Brian eats hat off of Kentucky Fried Chicken's ballerina of alvacado?
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Post by: Thomas on June 27, 2005, 02:18:34 am
He explodes.

Who was Alfred Slakvish?
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Post by: Banana on June 27, 2005, 04:48:40 am
The son of Bob the Bobertson from planet Bob in the Bob Galaxy

Blue Kazoo, where are you?

-Banana
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Post by: weird_4 on June 27, 2005, 07:38:10 am
In the penthouse!
Where in the world is Carman Sandiego?
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Post by: Thomas on June 27, 2005, 01:22:07 pm
In a ditch, after he was hit by a speeding goat.

Why is my neighbours house on fire?
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Post by: UltraSpongeyDude on July 08, 2005, 01:04:37 pm
Invader Zim came and poked it with a flaming stick

Why does the White Stripes only have 2 people? :ph34r:
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Post by: patrick12q on July 08, 2005, 01:11:06 pm
be cause they couldn't find gollemm.
how did spongebob survive?
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Post by: Thomas on July 08, 2005, 01:18:29 pm
he spontantiously combusted.

Why do people hate me?
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Post by: weird_4 on July 08, 2005, 04:27:53 pm
Because you're weird.
What is todays tomorrow.
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Post by: Thomas on July 09, 2005, 05:35:19 am
Tuesday.

My moose is your cheddar?
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Post by: Frodo4president on July 09, 2005, 01:45:16 pm
yes, because it is so cold and so very full of mold

What time of the 11th Wednesday of the 5th hour on a rainy day in June would you see the rare feather-tailed Goldback Spork eating out of a deep bucket of chicken wings whilst sat under your second-cousin's grandma's-friends' Ford Fiesta?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 09, 2005, 04:02:01 pm
G!
does ajsikdhsufiko6t-54i609dfgukhiruhgkrjsjkldfjireg??????????????????????????????????????????ccccouuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrr>>>>/
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Post by: weird_4 on July 09, 2005, 06:11:49 pm
24.
What does this mean?a;dlskfjas;ldkjfas;lkdfjas;ldkfjaiej;lkasdfj;alksfjas;lkie;afa;dskfasdklfja;sldfji;qwfkds;flkjasd;fijwi;qfjksdfj;laksdfjas;lkdfjiewru!!!
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Post by: Thomas on July 10, 2005, 04:26:10 am
The writing says: Friday's 11th birthday is on a Tuesday, 3 months from now which is Thursday the 14th.

Who there, who where, who's you?
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Post by: Frodo4president on July 10, 2005, 12:50:04 pm
It be bleh!

How can I get insurence for the fish who eat my spamwiches?
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Post by: lil_angel911 on July 10, 2005, 04:00:20 pm
take them to mcdonalds


why do people need to breathe?
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Post by: Rabble on July 10, 2005, 07:41:52 pm
Because you die if you dont.

Why must you spam like an idiot.
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Post by: weird_4 on July 11, 2005, 06:36:21 pm
It's was you.
Who said, "adsfas;dlkfjas;lfdkas;dkflj adskfja;sdklfj???"
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Post by: patrick12q on July 11, 2005, 06:55:02 pm
YO MAMA
why do i like making comics so much?
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Post by: Thomas on July 12, 2005, 01:46:42 am
Because.

Why do I keep hearing voices from the ceiling!?
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Post by: spongey snail on July 12, 2005, 08:44:21 am
because you sucked on a spoon


why dose the kool-aid guy say oh yeah?
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Post by: Thomas on July 12, 2005, 11:04:39 am
because he is stupid.

Why is the Six-flags old-guy so weird!?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on July 12, 2005, 01:59:16 pm
Well he ate radishes as a child, causing his foot to fall off and create a new sort of fungus.

Why do pinks Ernk, not oink?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 12, 2005, 02:01:13 pm
because frodo threw it away.
why would family guy copy the simpsons?
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Post by: spongey snail on July 12, 2005, 07:08:52 pm
blue

how come people have boogers
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Post by: Thomas on July 13, 2005, 09:05:40 am
to stop their noses from exploding.

2+2= ??
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Post by: lil_angel911 on July 13, 2005, 09:08:15 am
choclate is made from cocoa



why do people need to breathe???
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Post by: patrick12q on July 13, 2005, 09:48:59 am
because every time they breathe, a harmless puppy gets fed into a meat grinder.

if spongebob loved sandy, what would they're kids look like?
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Post by: Thomas on July 13, 2005, 10:20:56 am
lemons.

I fly is two times larger than...???
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Post by: patrick12q on July 13, 2005, 12:05:44 pm
a meatbal.

why?
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Post by: lil_angel911 on July 13, 2005, 01:19:29 pm
because im short




why am i short?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 13, 2005, 01:34:30 pm
because you ate too many beans.

how old is my back?
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Post by: Thomas on July 13, 2005, 01:50:45 pm
2 years of bears picknics.

Moose can't...??
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Post by: spongey snail on July 13, 2005, 01:56:08 pm
farting pancakes


why do people have moles?
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Post by: lil_angel911 on July 13, 2005, 03:53:39 pm
because they dont clean themselves properly....


why are famous people famous?
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Post by: Sb129 on July 13, 2005, 05:27:23 pm
Dookie taking a crud

Why is a rat a sasquatch?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 13, 2005, 06:18:12 pm
because harry potter humped a biscut.

how are cats related to ice cream?
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Post by: Sb129 on July 13, 2005, 06:27:02 pm
I HATE SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!(Not really of course)


Why does Jarjar Binks dosen't not look like R2-D2?
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Post by: Thomas on July 14, 2005, 04:59:03 am
robots haven't got fleas, they have hackers.

Where are da piggies!?
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Post by: sponge monkey100 on July 14, 2005, 03:50:17 pm
in ::Dolphin Noise::
how do u spell capptin?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 14, 2005, 04:38:59 pm
g-q-f-n-l-s-g-y-xd-d-c-s-d-f-s-d-f-c-d-d-d-d--xz-s-f-s-c-z-a-s-d-x-s-s-d-x-d-s-x-x-c--s-d-d double piggy

why do monkeys scratch there crack?
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Post by: sponge monkey100 on July 14, 2005, 05:11:02 pm
cause it's fun!!!! :biggrin:
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Post by: Thomas on July 15, 2005, 02:35:26 am
(no question to answer)

Why does my Allosaurus not eat people!?
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Post by: Harvey on July 15, 2005, 04:19:29 am
Because it eats too many cookies! :tongue:

Why did Spongebob go to the mall?
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Post by: Thomas on July 15, 2005, 07:33:18 am
to shop for Patrick.

What's a cheeseburger!?
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Post by: Shippo on July 15, 2005, 03:15:19 pm
It's something with cheese all over it!

Who promised you lots of candy if you come to a party?
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Post by: Thomas on July 15, 2005, 11:43:29 pm
Inuyasha did.

Who is Mobi?
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Post by: Shippo on July 16, 2005, 08:34:48 am
The white whale next door!

Why is it raining cats and dogs?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 16, 2005, 08:44:02 am
because the dog/cat person is having puppies and cats.

why did harry potter hump a biscut?
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Post by: maxmyles on July 16, 2005, 09:29:16 am
because Drago but a spell on him.

What's a monkeys uncle?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 16, 2005, 09:35:17 am
a guy who picks his butt
how does carwashes eat men?
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Post by: Spongefan123 on July 16, 2005, 09:49:07 am
With his soap of doom.

What is the point of fast reply?
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Post by: Shippo on July 16, 2005, 10:28:11 am
For those who are slow at typing.

When will Timmy Turner's Mom become the weatherperson?
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Post by: Thomas on July 17, 2005, 10:36:14 am
when I set his hair on fire.

How will the doctors fix Marty's broken leg?
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Post by: Spongefan123 on July 17, 2005, 10:39:52 am
They didnt.


How many trees to a forest?
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Post by: Shippo on July 17, 2005, 10:42:23 am
1,002,382,854 Oak trees!

Is this question stupid, or dumb?
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Post by: Thomas on July 17, 2005, 12:31:37 pm
it's filled with fruit!

What time will Alex arrive at the airport?
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Post by: Shippo on July 17, 2005, 12:51:46 pm
It depends if you ever cleaned his room for him.

How do you make a starfish float?
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Post by: oscar_the_grouch on July 17, 2005, 06:16:32 pm
Well if I passed science, I would start telling you that you can't because I don't know the logical answer, and I do realise I didn't fail that class, but I will answer with just break some turtles instead.
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Post by: Roger on July 17, 2005, 06:19:34 pm
2..because there's no question to answer....and 2 is the answer to everything.


Why am I even posting here?  I hate this game...
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Post by: Thomas on July 19, 2005, 11:50:47 pm
because you are loosing your marbles, saint jimmy.

Where did Noodle Boy go!?
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Post by: Patricksquare Pants on July 20, 2005, 01:03:26 pm
I Ate Him

Where Is Noddle Boy Now ?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 20, 2005, 01:28:23 pm
in the firey depths of h3ll!
whats a bamzu?
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Post by: Thomas on July 20, 2005, 10:59:43 pm
and overweight ostritch.

What time is it?
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Post by: patrick12q on July 21, 2005, 07:02:04 am
111:93 gm

how can google fart?
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