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Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 09, 2005, 06:09:21 pm
Greetings, my legions of adoring fans!  I am Plankton, soon to be God of the sea!  Before I become famous, however, I have decided to open a thread on this "forum" you call it.  I will be open to any questions you have.  Thank you.

-Plankton
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 09, 2005, 06:10:10 pm
What's the Krabby Patty secret formula?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 09, 2005, 06:14:24 pm
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What's the Krabby Patty secret formula?
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What are you, some idiotic loser who has weasel nuts for brains?  Don't you ever watch the show, for crying out loud?  I can't tell you, because I don't HAVE the formula.  Oh yes, I have tried many times, always scheming, always devising new plans... but that DARN OLD CRUSTACEAN stops me!  I mean, hasn't he ever heard of "sharing" for crying out loud?  I wish I could just go in there and blow him up with a bazooka but the darn TV censors would never show it!  So there!  That's your answer!

-Plankton
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: patrick12q on August 09, 2005, 06:19:27 pm
doesn't this belong in the games forum?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 09, 2005, 06:22:00 pm
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doesn't this belong in the games forum?
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Oh, what a wonderful question! "Doesn't this belong in the games forum?" I have probably just made the greatest thread in the eternity of...well...life....and all you can care about is what forum it is in?  You make me siiiiiiiiiick!

-Plankton
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 09, 2005, 06:28:55 pm
Do you have to throw up?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 09, 2005, 06:34:50 pm
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Do you have to throw up?
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Uhh.  I thought you people would be asking me USEFUL questions, not this pointless crap!  Well, I guess pointless crap is better than nothing but still..."Do I have to throw up?"  Well, let's see, I don't particularly remember any times I threw up...I'm pretty sure Plankton don't throw up after all, and...Oh wait!  Yeah, there waaaaaaaas that one time where I had the inconvenience of having to walk in on Squidward...*gulp* NAKED.  On TV they cover everything up, but in real life...it ain't a pretty sight you see.  That made me blind for an entire week!  Put some clothes on, guy!

-Banana
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: patrick12q on August 09, 2005, 06:54:42 pm
could you send me a pic of squid naked?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: IceFox on August 09, 2005, 07:13:53 pm
Ha ha! This is great.

What is your next devious plan?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 09, 2005, 07:56:04 pm
Yeah. What's your next evil plan?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on August 09, 2005, 11:26:30 pm
I have a question for the all-knowing plankton...

Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on August 10, 2005, 05:23:07 am
Plankton-

What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 10, 2005, 07:11:04 am
It's impossible for Plankton and Karren to have kids. Why? I don't know.
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: patrick12q on August 10, 2005, 07:14:03 am
me first!do you have a picture of squid naked?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 10, 2005, 07:34:52 am
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could you send me a pic of squid naked?
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Um, excuse me?  Do you, Mr. Perv, mean you WANT to stab forks into your eyes and run out of the house screaming?  You think I keep images of X-Rated Squid on my computer?  I would rather sign a peace treaty with Mr. Krabs!

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Ha ha! This is great.

What is your next devious plan?
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[color]Ah, my next evil plan is going to finally get me what I deserve!  By using only fish eyeballs, I...HEY!  Wait a minute!  How do I know you're not in cahoots with that foul stupid Krab?  If I went around telling everyone MY secret plans, those cops would be on me faster than...err...something fast![/color]

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I have a question for the all-knowing plankton... (Oooh!  This one starts out good!)

Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
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Wha...fgz...agfl..qwertyuiop...KAREN!

Yes, dear?

Have you been spreading rumors again with your little computer friends?


*Giggling* Well, yes, honey, but...

Haven't I told you exactly 27.42063 times not too?

But what I'm saying is...

I'm not going to have a good reputation if you keep telling these FALSE LIES about me

False?  But Plankton, I do come up with all your plan...

Shut up!  SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!

...

Well, ssj, I can say with 100% truth that I come up with all of my ingenious plans.  I mean come on.  Why would I leave such an important task in the hands of a clumsy computer like this one?

You designed me!

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!  Ok, what's this next one here...

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Plankton-

What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
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Ooo!  It's a triple threat.  OK, here you go, copycat...

1. What do I do when I'm not trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula...well...all kind of things!  I got my labrador back here that I sometimes play with, and I like to watch the Gold channel...and, of course, I waste my time here at this idiotic community...
2. Kids?  What?!  I'm a busy man already!

Oh, I think kids would be a GREAT idea!

What?  You don't even have reproductive organs!

You could always build some...

Let's not go there.  Moving on to question #3, why did I run away from my family...Why did I run away from my family?  Didn't you ever see "Plankton's Army"?  My whole family is just a bunch of rednecks and hillbillies!  Living with them was torture!  An evil genius like myself can't live in such a society!  They never even heard of a computer!  One day I finally snapped and couldn't take it anymore.  I packed my bags to seak out my destiny...and believe me, this sure as rain ain't it.

Well, that's it for now!  Keep on askin' me questions and I will keep on answerin' me.

Your god,
Plankton
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 10, 2005, 07:39:38 am
What happened to my other question?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 10, 2005, 07:42:44 am
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What happened to my other question?
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Don't you read posts, skull for brains, I already answered it!  Geez, you are such a blutthering sack of retarded taters that I don't even...

PLANKTON!

Ermm...your right Karen, maybe I SHOULD be nicer to my fans...er...anyway...yeah, I already answered it.

Plankton
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 10, 2005, 07:43:42 am
The second one?????
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 10, 2005, 07:46:11 am
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The second one?????
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Ugh, I already said why Karen and I can't have kids!  Now let's move on!  Stop cluttering up the thread with your spam!

Plankton
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 10, 2005, 08:30:08 am
Did't I ask, what your next evil plan was. And you already answered it. Lemme ask you this, if you could trade places with anyone(instead of Mr. Krabs) who would you trade places with?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: IceFox on August 10, 2005, 01:10:45 pm
Mr. Plankton...your soooooooooo sexy
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: patrick12q on August 10, 2005, 02:09:49 pm
how old are  you plankton?


by the way, i sent a murderer to your house to kill you.
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: maxmyles on August 10, 2005, 02:17:02 pm
Mr... err..Plankton was it??? Yeah, I have a question, why do you care about the censors?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: b00n0se on August 12, 2005, 03:34:42 pm
The network says your'e falling in love in a September episode. If so who would you fall in love with?  


How did you get out of jail?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 13, 2005, 07:38:48 am
Plankton do you know Sandy Cheeks
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 13, 2005, 08:26:27 am
Ugh, what a day...3 failed world domination attempts, steped on 17 times, and that stupid lab...

]Bark Bark!

SHUT UP YOU MANGY MUTT!!! Ugh...and now I have all this ridiculous fan-mail to look forward too.  I wish I could just die right now!

(Giant lazer pops out of the ceiling aimed directly at Plankton)

I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

(Giant lazer goes back)

Uhhh...let's see what we have today.

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Mr. Plankton...your soooooooooo sexy

Oh, ummm...I don't know what to say...I've never been called that in my life...uh...so, are you doing anything Fri-

Planktoooooon...

What?!

Are you forgetting that you are already engaged to someone?

Hey, I'm your maker and I can destroy you any time I want!

*Sob* I GUESS YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!  WAAAAAA-

(Plankton shuts off Karen)

Thank goodness.  Anyway let's continue...

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how old are you plankton?


by the way, i sent a murderer to your house to kill you.

I happen to be a 7,000 year old pan-dimensional hyper intelligent being re-incarnated into the form of Plankton!

You told me you were only 12

HOW DID YOU TURN BACK ON?!?!

Don't worry about that, worry about the filthy lies you have been telling.

I don't want a computer to preach to me, I just want...

You know some day these lies will catch up on you someday, and...

SHUT UP!!!

You can't tell me to shut up, I'm your wife!  Now, I think you shoud...

(Several hours later)

(Plankton drolling on his desk asleep)

I hope you understood all this

(Plankton wakes up)

Yeah, sure, just be quiet!  Ugh...now what's this about a murderer?  Oh yeah!  My lab had a good time devouring him.  What's next...

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The network says your'e falling in love in a September episode. If so who would you fall in love with?


How did you get out of jail?

Well, Mr. weird name that I don't know how to pronounce, I don't plan on falling in love...lving with Karen, I know that love can be a cruel painful thing.  A very, very, very cruel thing.  And about jail...I'm not sure I've ever been there...however, I have been sent to solitary confinement and rehab quite a few times...I escaped, however, using my EXTREME WIT!

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Plankton do you know Sandy Cheeks

Do I?  Oh yes!  There is nothing I hate more than Sandy Cheeks!  Why, I despisde lying in the sand and having your cheeks covered in...[/color]

I think he means the squirrel, Plankton...

The squirrel?  Oh, well, I have had some bad experiences with her...

(Flashback)

Plankton?  I'm here for that tea party you were talking about...

THERE YOU ARE!  YES!  HA HA HA HA!!

(Plankton straps Sandy down to a chair)

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU, WE CAN CROSS BREED AND HAVE A HALF SQUIRREL HALF PLANKTON CHILD THAT WILL HELP US RULE THE WORLD!!  IT WAS ALL MY GENIUS PLAN!!  HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Umm, Plankton...these straps are made of chocolate...I ate  my way out of them...

What?  Ohh...err...yeah...I forgot about that...um...[color]

(Cut back to normal)

That was the most painful beating of my life...ugh...well, goodbye everybody, I hope you all die someday...

-Plankton


Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 13, 2005, 08:43:18 am
Plankton why are you mean to Mr Krabs if you are nice to him he will give you a krabby patty
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Chongster on August 13, 2005, 09:01:23 am
Plankton, you say you still havent managed to get the formula to the Krabby Patty, what was that whole palaver then in which you stole neptunes crown and had Mr. Krabs frozen, and then stole the formula...im quite sure you got it then, and started making the patties....are you lying to us Mr. Plankton?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 13, 2005, 09:18:14 am
Plankton why are you mean to mr krabs if you are nice to him he will give you a krabby patty
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: maxmyles on August 13, 2005, 09:49:41 am
Plankton, how come you didn't answer my question?
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 13, 2005, 10:12:19 am
Plankton is it me or do you have one eye
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 13, 2005, 11:04:32 am
Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: SpongeBrain on August 14, 2005, 06:33:20 am
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Plankton why are you mean to mr krabs if you are nice to him he will give you a krabby patty
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MUST. RESTRAIN. SELF. FROM ANSWERING. STUPID. QUESTION.
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 14, 2005, 06:49:34 am
okay Plankton do you like SpongeBob
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Chongster on August 14, 2005, 11:29:59 am
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Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 14, 2005, 11:53:57 am
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Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
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Yeah, he is, I know him...

-Banana
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 14, 2005, 12:01:32 pm
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Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
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Yeah, he is, I know him...

-Banana
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okay will Plankton answer me  at 9.00pm
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 14, 2005, 12:02:37 pm
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Hello plankton why are you so naughty to mr krabs if your good he will let you have a krabby patty :smartass:
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You posted the same question twice, he will answer you, in good time, that Plankton is an awfully busy fellow...not that I like speaking for others.
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Yeah, he is, I know him...

-Banana
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okay will Plankton answer me  at 9.00pm
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Don't worry.  He'll get to you as soon as he's done tying Mr. Krabs to the nuclear bo- I mean picking daisies.

-Banana
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 14, 2005, 12:39:16 pm
okay answer me if he does and tell him to answer my questions
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 15, 2005, 08:42:43 am
hi plankton why don't you be nice to mr krabs why but do you know
Flatts the flounder
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 15, 2005, 09:16:32 am
Porkchopgo, you are getting on my bad side.  Stop double posting and flodding my thread or I will alert you to a mod.  So please. Give me a break.

-Banana
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 15, 2005, 09:55:51 am
okay
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: patsponge1204 on August 15, 2005, 10:10:44 am
Hi, Plankton.  What's on the menu at the Chum Bucket, and, how much does each item on the menu cost??
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 15, 2005, 10:12:54 am
Plankton will answer your questions around 8, guys, that is all.

-Banana
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: patsponge1204 on August 15, 2005, 10:16:37 am
answer my question now or ill have to report you all
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 15, 2005, 10:18:08 am
okay but Plankton do you like Beyblade
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 15, 2005, 11:30:25 am
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answer my question now or ill have to report you all
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Yes, because that will work.
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 15, 2005, 01:03:12 pm
hello plankton does mr krabs like you
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 15, 2005, 01:29:57 pm
I give up.  Porkchopgo has ruined this thread.  Goodbye.

Yeah, you complete and utter numbskull!!

-Banana
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Porkchopgo on August 15, 2005, 01:32:36 pm
sorry
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 19, 2005, 12:33:49 pm
It's okay. I know how you feel.
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: sambrown07 on August 24, 2005, 01:58:26 am
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could you send me a pic of squid naked?
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Um, excuse me?  Do you, Mr. Perv, mean you WANT to stab forks into your eyes and run out of the house screaming?  You think I keep images of X-Rated Squid on my computer?  I would rather sign a peace treaty with Mr. Krabs!

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Ha ha! This is great.

What is your next devious plan?
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[color]Ah, my next evil plan is going to finally get me what I deserve!  By using only fish eyeballs, I...HEY!  Wait a minute!  How do I know you're not in cahoots with that foul stupid Krab?  If I went around telling everyone MY secret plans, those cops would be on me faster than...err...something fast![/color]

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I have a question for the all-knowing plankton... (Oooh!  This one starts out good!)

Rumors are that Karen comes up with all the plans for you. Is this true? And if so, when are you going to think up one yourself?
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Wha...fgz...agfl..qwertyuiop...KAREN!

Yes, dear?

Have you been spreading rumors again with your little computer friends?


*Giggling* Well, yes, honey, but...

Haven't I told you exactly 27.42063 times not too?

But what I'm saying is...

I'm not going to have a good reputation if you keep telling these FALSE LIES about me

False?  But Plankton, I do come up with all your plan...

Shut up!  SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!

...

Well, ssj, I can say with 100% truth that I come up with all of my ingenious plans.  I mean come on.  Why would I leave such an important task in the hands of a clumsy computer like this one?

You designed me!

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!  Ok, what's this next one here...

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Plankton-

What do you do when your not trying to steal the Krabby Pattty formula? Are you and Karen planning on having kids? Why did you run away from your family?
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Ooo!  It's a triple threat.  OK, here you go, copycat...

1. What do I do when I'm not trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula...well...all kind of things!  I got my labrador back here that I sometimes play with, and I like to watch the Gold channel...and, of course, I waste my time here at this idiotic community...
2. Kids?  What?!  I'm a busy man already!

Oh, I think kids would be a GREAT idea!

What?  You don't even have reproductive organs!

You could always build some...

Let's not go there.  Moving on to question #3, why did I run away from my family...Why did I run away from my family?  Didn't you ever see "Plankton's Army"?  My whole family is just a bunch of rednecks and hillbillies!  Living with them was torture!  An evil genius like myself can't live in such a society!  They never even heard of a computer!  One day I finally snapped and couldn't take it anymore.  I packed my bags to seak out my destiny...and believe me, this sure as rain ain't it.

Well, that's it for now!  Keep on askin' me questions and I will keep on answerin' me.

Your god,
Plankton
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YOUR NOT PLANKTON YOUR BANANA!!!!!!!!
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: Banana on August 24, 2005, 06:37:45 am
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YOUR NOT PLANKTON YOUR BANANA!!!!!!!!
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GASP!!!!

(http://steven-s.us/upload/store2/orly_einstein.jpg)

-Banana
Title: Ask Plankton
Post by: weird_4 on August 24, 2005, 06:58:25 am
But that's what Plankton would most likely to say in real life. Right?