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Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Amsalp on August 12, 2005, 07:12:23 pm: Here is my comic, there are four and only four. I will not listen to any ranting if you do not like it. Freedom of speech, so deal with it.

1. The Amazing Amsalp (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy1.png)

2. Zzzt (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy2.png)

3. How cool he is... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy3.png)

4. People are jerks (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy4.png)
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: patrick12q on August 13, 2005, 07:58:29 am: one question:why did you say this was your last post?
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Sb129 on August 13, 2005, 08:05:26 am: Becuase evryone hates him for that whole freaky bigfoot alien thing thread.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Banana on August 13, 2005, 09:37:41 am: :biggrin:

I liked 'em.

Very wacky and funny.

The thing at the end of comic 4 was funny.

I actually enjoy your posts, few do, but I think you're a pretty ok guy. Please, keep up with these, they are hillarious.

-Banana
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Patricksquare Pants on August 13, 2005, 03:08:30 pm: The Foruth Comic Reminds Me Of Calvin And Hobbes.
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Post by: IceFox on August 13, 2005, 03:14:54 pm: Stop your flaming Amsalp.
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Post by: LE on August 13, 2005, 03:43:54 pm: poor roger. i hope he knows he was included in this...
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Hannahbal on August 13, 2005, 03:44:34 pm: I'm such a horrible mod because I can never decide on what to do with threads like these.

The comics were very funny, so I'm keeping it open for now, but my guess is that someone will close it eventually.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: IZ on August 13, 2005, 03:52:37 pm: I personally think Roger won't be offended, I think he'll love them.
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Post by: Elizabeth Rose on August 13, 2005, 07:15:59 pm: Roger will love this. I am dying for him to see them.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: IceFox on August 13, 2005, 08:46:58 pm: Rodger will love it, for sure. I PMed him about it.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 13, 2005, 09:25:21 pm: Roger loves it :)

In fact, I want to see more. Like the one where I go on a maniacal rampage and decapitate thousands of innocents.

Armchair mod? Pfft. Try good member. Sometimes mods aren't around, so the least one can do is point out that a topic isn't appropriate.

Staff wrapped around my finger? Ha. Someone seems jealous. I'm sorry I have friends. I'm sorry you don't. Maybe if you weren't such a total idiot, you'd have friends, too.

It's also nice to know you take my name seriously and really do see me as 'The Big Cheese", though I can assure you I am nowhere near that great.

It's good to know you're gone. I only have one thing to say:

Good riddance.

Actually, I'd have more to say, but since this place is family-oriented, I can't. If you (or anyone else for that matter) really wants to know, IM me. I'll be happy to tell.
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Post by: IceFox on August 13, 2005, 09:31:24 pm: ^Thats what ive been waitin for!
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 13, 2005, 09:32:15 pm: Pretty amusing comics. But Roger is cool. Anyone who messes with him messes with my genitalia, and none of you except Hannah and maybe Brandon want that.
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Post by: Sb129 on August 13, 2005, 09:37:13 pm: That Zim he looked.....demented....o_0
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: IceFox on August 13, 2005, 09:38:57 pm: Actually the first Zim Panel, I thought Zim looked quite impressive.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 13, 2005, 09:39:29 pm: Wait.

So, this kid says that Roger has the staff wrapped around his fingers (which he does not).

But he and I have the same friends.

So how come I don't supposably have the staff wrapped around MY finger? Why him?
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 13, 2005, 09:41:49 pm: Oh yes...I neglected to mention my suggestion:

If you plan to become professional with these, you might want to improve your shoddy drawing.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 13, 2005, 09:44:58 pm: Quote
Oh yes...I neglected to mention my suggestion:

If you plan to become professional with these, you might want to improve your shoddy drawing.
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I'm gonna give that one three ZINGs and an OH SNAP.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Amsalp on August 14, 2005, 06:11:58 am: :closedeyes: Ok for those insults you've racked up another 2 comics.

5. High government official (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy5.png)

6. Most certainly real (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy6.png)
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 14, 2005, 11:18:07 am: Wait...you lied. You said the first 4 comics were the ONLY ones.

Anyway, your drawing is still shoddy. And I don't know if you paid attention, but if you did, you'd notice I'm enjoying these comics. It's good to know you envy me enough to make comics about how you wish you could be me.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: spongemonkey13 on August 14, 2005, 11:21:26 am: Roger is cool. Who cares if he's smart enough to make friends with the staff? I agree with Jack on this one. Why are you singling out him? The drawings were okay. Did you use Paint?
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 14, 2005, 12:06:02 pm: Quote
Roger is cool. Who cares if he's smart enough to make friends with the staff? I agree with Jack on this one. Why are you singling out him? The drawings were okay. Did you use Paint?
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I was only joking actually, but it'd be fun to see me in one of those comics. Maybe Brandon and I can compete for the affection of the cold-hearted Roger. In the end, one of us (preferably Brandon) can die and Roger can see how his cynical manner affects others. In the end Kevin (God) shows up to right all wrongs, which includes making Roger nice, bringing Brandon back to life, and giving me nice hair. Also, at one point, a few zombies show uyp and Roger defeats them with a giant spoon and a frisbee. There should be a few musical numbers, including 16 Buttons of Justice's hit single "Jitsu Jedi". Ooh, and Grover should be there. Him and Jesus.

Any way that can become a reality?
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 14, 2005, 12:08:29 pm: I want to see Jack's and the one where I go on a manical rampage, decapitating thousands of innocent people. I'd prefer my weapon of choice to be a spork instead of a spoon though.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 14, 2005, 12:09:16 pm: Quote
I want to see Jack's and the one where I go on a manical rampage, decapitating thousands of innocent people. I'd prefer my weapon of choice to be a spork instead of a spoon though.
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You got it.

Also, I want to wear pink pants and be black. Those are my only requirements.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Amsalp on August 14, 2005, 03:26:21 pm: 7. You don't know Jack (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammyseven.png)

8. The Devil's birthday (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammyeight.png)

I don't know why I keep making these. :glare:
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 14, 2005, 03:32:55 pm: I'm impressed. You managed to be funny!
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Post by: IceFox on August 14, 2005, 03:47:30 pm: im friends with staff too(I think).....ADD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: spongemonkey13 on August 14, 2005, 04:02:16 pm: I'd be honored to be insulted in one of your cartoons.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 14, 2005, 04:04:21 pm: Why am I black? What the hell, man?
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Amsalp on August 14, 2005, 04:07:59 pm: Uh...people want more comics? NOOO! NOT AGAIN! :happy:
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 14, 2005, 04:09:34 pm: Quote
Why am I black? What the hell, man?
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By the way, this isnt racism. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Ugh. Those are some of the hardest words to pull out of my mouth.
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Post by: spongemonkey13 on August 14, 2005, 04:11:28 pm: Quote
Why am I black? What the hell, man?
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Because black people break dance better and they can do the moonwalk. Oh yeah also black and pink are all the rage this year in the fashion world
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Post by: IceFox on August 14, 2005, 04:15:05 pm: If you dont make more I just might make some really crappy ones!
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 14, 2005, 04:16:17 pm: Ha. I find it funny how many people are enjoying these as much as I am. By all means, continue.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 14, 2005, 04:17:59 pm: Wait.

Since when can I say "hell"?
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 14, 2005, 04:23:47 pm: Quote
Wait.

Since when can I say "hell"?
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Since I convinced Kevin it was a dumb filter.

Amsalp, you've managed to show a sense of comedy, and got on my good side while insulting me.
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Post by: IceFox on August 14, 2005, 04:24:34 pm: Amsalp, plllleaase make more!

(This thread really backfired on him, didnt it?)
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 14, 2005, 04:47:24 pm: Quote
Amsalp, plllleaase make more!

(This thread really backfired on him, didnt it?)
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It definitely backfired.

Isn't it wonderful?
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Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 14, 2005, 04:53:16 pm: Quote
Amsalp, plllleaase make more!

(This thread really backfired on him, didnt it?)
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I think he's enjoying it.

Hell hell hell.
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Post by: Amsalp on August 14, 2005, 05:44:01 pm: 9. Shock (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy9.png)

10. Today's lesson (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy10.png)

Ok these will be the last ones for a while...I'm busy most of this week and school is starting soon, so if you get bored read these,

Kaiju: The Insanity Realm (http://www.rc2000godzilla.com/godzilla/gtgallery/Enter-Insanity)

I made them not to long ago and after making like...50 comics I lost interest. You might not get all of the jokes, but there are definantly some good laughs in it for everyone. Oh yeah, when the character SGF pops up, it's really yours truly.

Enjoy.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Banana on August 14, 2005, 05:53:19 pm: Quote
9. Shock (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy9.png)

10. Today's lesson (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/Meorta/ammy10.png)

Ok these will be the last ones for a while...I'm busy most of this week and school is starting soon, so if you get bored read these,

Kaiju: The Insanity Realm (http://www.rc2000godzilla.com/godzilla/gtgallery/Enter-Insanity)

I made them not to long ago and after making like...50 comics I lost interest. You might not get all of the jokes, but there are definantly some good laughs in it for everyone. Oh yeah, when the character SGF pops up, it's really yours truly.

Enjoy.
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These.

Things.

ROCK!!!

You have talent man...I love your stuff. It might be crudely drawn but that's fine with me. A+.

-Banana
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Roger on August 14, 2005, 06:26:51 pm: Heh. These are great. And I don't mind being cast as the evil guy. This is funny.

I'd apologize to you, but it's not in my nature to apologize for stuff that I had every reason to say.
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Post by: Lil Loco on August 14, 2005, 07:24:34 pm: Hahahah...kid u need to get out more...and get over the metal rod thing.

good comicz tho...kept me amuzed for a quick minute.
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Post by: Elizabeth Rose on August 14, 2005, 07:39:33 pm: Hahaha, this is the most fun I've had in a while. Excellent comics.
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Post by: Lil Loco on August 14, 2005, 07:40:37 pm: That would be tight if he could do one wit a whole bunch of people in it.
Title: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: Jackie-Boy on August 14, 2005, 10:16:02 pm: So who wants to hear about my obsession with being black?

Well, here goes.

Sometimes I get carried away with my deep love for all things black and forget that I’m not black myself. Saying "yo" and "homie" doesn't make me black. Being called a “wigger” throughout school because of my unfashionable embracing of hip-hop (particularly Run DMC and Public Enemy) doesn’t make me black. Wearing Fubu doesn’t make me black. Identifying with black folks doesn’t make me black. Wanting to be black most of my life doesn’t make me black. Nothing will ever make me black. Although, when I first learned that my grandmother had been adopted and learned, further, that she had no idea who her birth parents were, once the initial shock wore off, I immediately started fantasizing that, somewhere in my bloodline, I might have some black in me, as it would explain a lot.
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Post by: Sheldon J. Plankton on August 24, 2005, 08:23:24 am: Uh, thebigcheez isn't even a mod.
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Post by: UltraSpongeyDude on September 10, 2005, 11:54:18 am: THAT WAS EXCELLENT!!!!! MAKE MORE!!!!!! :ph34r:
Title: Re: The Really Cool Adventures of the Amazing Amsalp
Post by: IceFox on September 16, 2007, 04:32:13 pm: I don't care if it's a bump, it's nostalgic...or something.