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Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on March 01, 2006, 08:28:28 pm: With permission from SizzlinSean, I made a thread that would take over all those "quotes" threads that you see floating around Bikini Bottom.

Enjoy :)
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Chrono on March 04, 2006, 08:16:22 pm: "No, that's Italian" - Patrick

Here's a conversation between me and my friend that made that quote special...

"Wait, are you talking about Justin from our school?"
"No, that's italian!"
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Wormy Lives! on March 05, 2006, 01:51:31 am: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!"-Patrick

"Too bad that didn't kill me."-Squidward

"You're a mystery, Spongebob."-Mr. Krabs

"Spongebob:I'm just doing my Mystery impression! Wee-Snaw!
Mr. Krabs: Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."-My Pretty Seahorse

"Nah, let's go to the Shell Shack. They've got a talking dog!"-Fred
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on March 11, 2006, 06:06:57 pm: "Lightbulb!...... But why does it have to be so far away?"
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Band8PGeek on March 12, 2006, 06:30:02 am: "Do we have to wear pickle jars?"
- Squidward, Pressure
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: spongegor on March 28, 2006, 02:15:39 pm: Spongebob-" Patrick when you filmed the Movie didn't you take the Cap off"
Patrick-" Spongebob... heh I was affraid I would lose it so I kept it on there pretty smart eh?"
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ti89titanium on March 28, 2006, 02:42:21 pm: Quote
"Lightbulb!...... But why does it have to be so far away?"
[snapback]276875[/snapback]
That was the best. Better than what I was going to say
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: spongegor on March 28, 2006, 02:47:09 pm: lol, yeah that was the New Student Star Fish Episode.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: 0 on April 07, 2006, 06:09:38 pm: My fav is...

Spongebob: My brain just hatched an Idea.
Patrick: Lay it on Me.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Band8PGeek on April 09, 2006, 09:02:55 am: "They... poop? On the robot?"
- Squidward, Krab Borg
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on April 09, 2006, 04:05:21 pm: That was a hotel?

This is a hospital?
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Patrick_Stars on April 11, 2006, 12:50:11 am: One of my favourite all time quotes is:

Spongebob:"Is this the part where we start kicking?"
Squidward:"No Spongebob that's a chrous line,"
Patrick:"Kicking, well I wanna do some kicking!" *kicks sandy*
Sandy:"Why you....," *gets into a massive fight*
Then Sandy puts a trombone down Patricks head.
Patrick:"Whoevers the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on,"
*there's a music note everytime he steps*-Band Geeks

Then there's
Spongebob:"Stepping on the beach du do du do!"-Walking Small
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: CloneTrooperX on April 11, 2006, 11:09:20 am: SB:See what I mean Patrick?
Pat:Where's the leak mam?

SB:Are you all PatricK?
Pat:Finland!
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: bub1028 on April 11, 2006, 05:13:49 pm: Patrick: The Adventures of the Underground City. There's a city and its underground and they have an adventure. The End.

Or something like that.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Dubbi on April 16, 2006, 06:40:32 am: Spongebob: Sandy you can't go fight the Alasken sea worm. It's big scary and pink.

Sandy: So is patricks belly button and I'm not afraid of that either.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: bub1028 on April 22, 2006, 09:12:13 am: Quote
"No, that's Italian" - Patrick

Here's a conversation between me and my friend that made that quote special...

"Wait, are you talking about Justin from our school?"
"No, that's italian!"
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Just asking, what episode is that from? I forget, and it's been bugging me.

"Why did you eat my boots Mr. Krabs?"

"This grain of sand looks very suspicious. And so does this rock. And I have some questions for this little piece of grass."
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: spongebobnet on May 06, 2006, 07:38:22 pm: Patrick-This is a hospital?

Doctor-Nurse,Nurse...
Nurse-Yes Doctor...
Doctor-This person has no insurance.He'll never afford to pay this room

That's all i got for today ;)
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: edso on May 06, 2006, 07:41:45 pm: The Ugly Barnicle always gets to me.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on May 06, 2006, 07:47:12 pm: Quote
Quote
"No, that's Italian" - Patrick

Here's a conversation between me and my friend that made that quote special...

"Wait, are you talking about Justin from our school?"
"No, that's italian!"
[snapback]275926[/snapback]
Just asking, what episode is that from? I forget, and it's been bugging me.

[snapback]284087[/snapback]
Wormy.

"Ya got guts, kid.... To bad I gotta rip 'em out of ya!"

This is one of the few quotes from the SpongeBob movie that I actually like.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: bub1028 on May 07, 2006, 10:53:23 am: Explains why. I haven't seen that episode in a long time.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Band8PGeek on May 10, 2006, 02:46:36 am: This one is from MM and BB 3.

Patrick: I guess he's reconstituted.
SpongeBob: Rehabilitated.
Patrick: Gezuntite.
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Panther on May 24, 2006, 06:02:38 pm: Spongebob: I slipped on an ice-cube and got covered with BOO-BOOS!
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on May 25, 2006, 04:44:19 pm: Spongebob: It looks like it cant even fly yet.
Patrick: Whats the matter, is it stupid?
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on May 25, 2006, 05:05:11 pm: Quote
Spongebob: It looks like it cant even fly yet.
Patrick: Whats the matter, is it stupid?
[snapback]289144[/snapback]

definetly my favorite! :biggrin:
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: spongey snail on June 06, 2006, 07:43:45 pm: bubblebaths-(walks up to krusty krab order boat)

squidward-''let me gusse tiny a small salad?''
Title: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on June 06, 2006, 09:57:01 pm: Squidward: (running down the street with only bubbles and his shower cap on) The truth will be revealed!
Patrick: Whoa-ho! Right on, Squidward!! (salutes)
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: pincer on June 21, 2006, 12:26:57 am: random dude;
"squarepants? who in barnacles?"

from spongebobs house party
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: BiggerSquarierSpongier on June 21, 2006, 01:06:41 pm: Pat: "This is all Mr. Krabs' fault! If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place.... It's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar- Why hang it? You might as well reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar on the wall, no one would even know the difference!"

SB: "Hurry Patrick take out your wallet!"

Pat: "I don't see where you're goin' with this..."
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Band8PGeek on June 28, 2006, 08:05:10 am: "Sounds like a lot of- ---"
HOOPLA!!
"Sounds like a lot- ---"
HOOPLA!!!
"Sounds like a- ---"
HOOPLA! HOOPLA!!

*voice over dude knocks out Hoopla fish with a brick*
"Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a Krabby Patty."
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on June 28, 2006, 08:08:31 am: Quote from: Band8PGeek on June 28, 2006, 08:05:10 am
"Sounds like a lot of- ---"
HOOPLA!!
"Sounds like a lot- ---"
HOOPLA!!!
"Sounds like a- ---"
HOOPLA! HOOPLA!!

*voice over dude knocks out Hoopla fish with a brick*
"Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a Krabby Patty."

i totally forgot! i love that quote! its the best
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on June 28, 2006, 11:18:17 am: Squidward: Will that be for here or to go? (covers mouth)
Patrick: Uhh...
Squidward: (bangs head on register)
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ilovespongebob on June 28, 2006, 11:32:12 am: "im ready,im ready" so funny
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Ealcon on August 26, 2006, 02:38:56 pm: I think this one's really funny.

SQUIDWARD:I spent all day with you, doing all sorts of RIDICULOUS things, because YOU were SUPPOSED to EXPLODE!

SB (in small voice):you want me to explode?

SQUIDWARD:YES!That's what i 've been waiting for, all day long!

SB:OK, ill try.....
HRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!
now it's your turn.

SQUIDWARD:THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLEHEAD!

SB:ooh, good one,

SQUIDWARD:NO, NO.YOU are SUPPOSED to EXPLODE IN TO A MILLION PIECES!

SB:why would i do THAT?

SQUIDWARD:Because the PIE you ate was A BOMB!

SB:A pie?

What pie?

SQUIDWARD:The pie that i bought from the pirates for 25 bucks, THAT PIE!!!

SB:Deeoh! you mean THIS pie, i was saving it for us to share!Let's eat.Deeoops!

Kapow!

SQUIDWARD:Ow.

Noise made by of Kapow! made by Tom Kenny and Rodger Bumpass doing voiceovers.
Tom Kenny looks like my cousin, Kieran.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: bub1028 on August 26, 2006, 06:03:22 pm: LOL, Ealcon, me too.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Ealcon on August 27, 2006, 02:05:41 pm: these are funny as well:
spongebob movie ending-
King Neptune:Say, where is he?
Spongebob:I'm up here.......
Patrick:I'm on it.....

texas episode:

(Patrick and spongebob are running away from angry sandy)
Patrick:(guffaws idiotically) can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?Heheh
Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb?
Heheh.
Why do you think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna....
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!RUN FASTER, SPONGEBOB!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Pipo Monkey 36 on September 21, 2006, 08:58:30 am: Someone made a new quote thread.

On-topic:

Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: patrick2403 on September 24, 2006, 08:47:43 pm: Here's a few of my favorites:

SpongeBob: I'm confused.
Patrick: Yes, I am.

Patrick: Pet sitting? Won't that hurt them?

SpongeBob: What did you wish for, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: A pony.
SpongeBob: Really?
Mr. Krabs: With saddle bags full of money!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: luckyblackcats on September 30, 2006, 08:17:18 pm: Patrick: "Stupid people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are". (Drools)

haha that's my favorite quote. :D
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: patrick2403 on October 01, 2006, 06:01:45 am: Patrick: I know a lot about head injuries believe. . . (drools) me.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Ealcon on November 01, 2006, 12:16:53 pm: From a really funny episode, the one where Spongebob goes into his friend's dreams.

Sandy and Spongebob, skydiving.
Quote
Sandy:"Don't worry, Spongebob!We've got a parachute!"
Spongebob:"A para-what?"
Sandy:"A parachute!"
Spongebob:"Oh, you mean this?"

He whips out a Gouldian;

Sandy:"No, not a parakeet, Spongebob, PARACHUTE!"
Spongebob:"Oh, right."

He wears huge shoes;

Sandy:"Not a pairoshoes, Spongebob!PARA-!"

crashes

Sandy:"medic."

From the Graveyard Shift:

Quote from: Spongebob
"OW!I BURNT MY FINGER!"

"At night!"
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: chris on November 05, 2006, 05:18:39 pm: Spongebob: I'm confused

Patrick: Yes I am
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: SooonKong on November 05, 2006, 05:44:49 pm: That one was already said, yo.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: SooonKong on November 06, 2006, 03:19:47 pm: Mine is, yo (From Chimps Ahoy, yo):

Mokney In Machine when machine picked his nose: This machine evactuated my nostrils of any unwanted pleasentyou (not sure of the word, yo) in a matter most pleasant. (, yo)

Talk about a smart way to say "pick your nose", yo!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Wilytank on November 09, 2006, 05:23:41 pm: p: aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aaaaaaaaaaah! from Hall Monitor
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: GRSpongeFan on November 11, 2006, 03:14:08 pm: Nothing beats the C-bomb Sponge Bob dropped on Puff in the Boating School episode:

"C U Next Tuesday!"

Unbelievable. I can't believe that one got by the censors.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: NewSpongezone98 on November 11, 2006, 06:03:11 pm: You Don`t Need A Licence To Drive A Sandwich!-Spongebob
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: SooonKong on November 11, 2006, 06:30:01 pm: That's an inappropite word, yo. It wasn't meant that way, yo. They just said that, yo, and it happened to say that, yo.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: NewSpongezone98 on November 12, 2006, 04:11:17 pm: Would You Please Not Say Yo?
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: SooonKong on November 12, 2006, 04:28:10 pm: Sure, yo. Iw won't, yo. But why, yo?
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: GRSpongeFan on November 13, 2006, 04:19:08 pm: Quote from: SooonKong on November 11, 2006, 06:30:01 pm
That's an inappropite word, yo. It wasn't meant that way, yo. They just said that, yo, and it happened to say that, yo.

Is that a reply to me about the C-bomb that SB dropped? If so, you CAN'T be naive, can you? Of COURSE it was meant. Puff was being a b**** to him, so the writers put that in there as an inside joke to anyone who knows what "C U Next Tuesday" means. Comen on now, don't tell me you're that naive.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Rain on December 14, 2006, 02:09:42 am: In Pranksalot:
Patrick: "well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs"

Shanghaied:
Flying Dutchman: "Whosoever disturbs the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, will become members of his ghostly crew forever and ever."
Squidward: "will we be getting business cards?"

Big Pink Loser:
(Patrick is sweeping the floor with the wrong end of the broom)
Phil: "Hey Pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?"

Plankton's Army:
Mr Krabs: "Curse you, Planktons, and your ability to join together to form a working human ear!"

Mermaid and Barnacle Boy IV:
Patrick: "You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo... Wumboed! Wumboing! Wumboish! Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!"

Graveyard Shift:
Squidward: "SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you."
SpongeBob: "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet."
Squidward: "Huh?"

Psychiatrist: "So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?"
Squidward: "It all started when I was born."
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: PatrickStarBoy on December 18, 2006, 02:05:07 am: Patrick: He is the new royal fry cook and you...

King Neptune: Silence! (Patrick gets zapped)

Patrick: Is it hot in here or what? (falls over)

Spongebob: (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You're not a king, you're a bully and a liar! (King Neptune picks up Spongebob)

King Neptune: So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You will be tested with a challenge!

Patrick: (faint, down below) Bring it on! Spongebob can handle any... (Patrick gets zapped again) Ouch.

King Neptune: Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly. There will be two challenges.

Patrick: Only two? What are two challenges to someone like Spongebob? (Patrick gets zapped again)

King Neptune: Three challenges!

Patrick: Three? (laughs) Three challenges is nothing. Might as well make it 500 challenges! (Patrick gets zapped again)

King Neptune: Enough!! (Patrick gets zapped into a dust pile)

Patrick: He'll settle for one.

King Neptune: There will be but one challenge. You will face me in: The
Ultimate Cook-Off!

Spongebob: I will accept your challenge if you fix my friend.

King Neptune: Ah, yes, the round one. I shall restore him. (Patrick gets zapped to normal)

Patrick: Spongebob? Spongebob? (turns around as we see that his face is now on the bottom of his body above his legs) Spongebob? Oh, there you are!

Spongebob: How you feeling?

Patrick: Pretty good. Say, have you gotten taller?

later in the same episode...

Patrick: Don't give up on your dream, Spongebob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (his face is still on the bottom of his body above his legs)

and

Spongebob: You know, Patrick? It always seems like Squidward never has time for fun.

Patrick: Maybe he doesn’t like us.

Spongebob: No, are you kidding? We’re his best friends.

and

Patrick: is Mayonnaise an instrument ?

and

Spongebob: Ok, see you tomorrow. (runs back home) Patrick! Patrick! (Patrick is laying on his back on top of his rock) Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! What’s air?

Patrick: Huh?

Spongebob: I just met this girl. She wears a hat full of air.

Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?

Spongebob: I guess so.

Patrick: That’s just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. (shows the proper way to hold up your pinky) The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

Spongebob: (holds pinky up) How’s that?

Patrick: Higher!

Spongebob: (holds pinky higher) Like that?

Patrick: Now that’s fancy! They should call you Spongebob Fancypants!
(at Sandy's treedome)

Patrick: Remember, when in doubt, pinky out. You can do it, Spongebob. I’ll be watching. (opens the door as Spongebob walks in with his pinky raised high and flowers in his right hand)

there are just so many (most of which contain Patrick )
and if i am not mistaken is Wombo spelt like this ?
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Christy.Squarepants on December 18, 2006, 03:58:04 am: Patrick- MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: David on December 19, 2006, 05:12:26 am: "I can't see my forehead." ~ Patrick.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: spongemaster on December 24, 2006, 01:52:43 pm: patrick: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma (thought of milk spilling on the table)
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Sponge3000 on January 01, 2007, 07:01:16 pm: Spongebob - I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and I only cried for 20 minutes
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: littlemisskirby on January 07, 2007, 02:13:17 am: Spongebob: You don't pay us. We don't even exist. We're just complex visual metaphor to personify the abstract concept of thought!
Spongebob2: One more crack like that and you're fired!
Spongebob: No!! Please!! I have 3 kids!
(It goes something like that anyway)

Patrick: This is a Hotel?

Patrick: Well maybe it is stupid, BUT it's also dumb!

Squidward: We do this for 40 years, and then we die!

Mr. Krabs and Squidward (in 'that's no lady'): PATRICK!?!?!?!!???!!

Patrick: We have a tape recorder box...

Patrick: Did you see me underwear?
Mindy: No Patrick.
Patrick: Did you want to?

Patrick: He can do it in 9!
Neptune: 8!
Patrick: 7!
Neptune: 6!
Everyone else: PATRICK!!!
Patrick: ff...ffiveee...??

Patrick: Sandy's a girl?

Spongebob: *Screams* It's a floating SHOPPING LIST!!!

Spongebob: Have you finished those errands?

Patrick: Squidward, can I use your bathroom?
Squidward: Patrick, go and use your own bathroom!
Patrick: I don't think I wait, please?
Squidward: No
Patrick: Please?
Squidward: No
Patrick: PlLEASE?
Squidward: OKAY! But make it quick!
Patrick: No... that's okay...

And many may more :mellow:
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Dr.Pain on January 07, 2007, 06:49:22 am: I went to college! Myfav. and my 2nd fav. My Leg!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Sponge3000 on January 14, 2007, 07:28:53 am: Squidward: "Ifeel like a... I feel like a...(picture of a donkey shows up)
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: mandy30277 on March 05, 2007, 04:25:53 pm: Spongebob: Trust me Sandy, I am 100% percent mamillian.

Squidward: I dont like your tone!

Spongebob:*sings* Im sure you are! Hows that?

Person: Hello is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: No this is PATRICKK! Im not a Krusty Krab!

Spongebob: Um, Patrick...thats the name of the restauraunt.

Patrick:Tartar sauce!

Spongebob: Yea! Goin to the moon! Moon Ride! Moon Ride!

Squidward: Does this look unsure to you? *has unsure look on his face*
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Ealcon on March 13, 2007, 01:37:41 pm: Quote
Patrick:"Here's your golden backscratcher!"

Spongebob:"Spatula!"

Patrick:"Sorry, I don't speak Italian."
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on April 06, 2007, 11:53:30 am: Patrick: "I CAUGHT THE UGLY!!!"

From the Graveyard Shift

Spongebob: "AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!"
Squidward: "SPONGEBOB IT WAS JUST A JOKE"
Spongebob: " oh... *loud repeating laughter*"

From Ripped Pants

Spongebob: " I guess we blew it, pants"
Pants: "What do you mean 'we'?"
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Ealcon on April 06, 2007, 01:29:55 pm: Quote from: Patrick
"Liar, liar, plants for hire!"
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Pinky! on April 26, 2007, 10:26:04 am: Pinky!-Patrick Star
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on May 02, 2007, 03:49:30 pm: Spongebob: I have a brain! See? Here's a picture of it! *holds up picture of his brain*
Patrick: That must be actual size
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: BSBBSorokin on May 17, 2007, 01:57:55 pm: Patrick...your genius is showing.
Where?
from Texas
P.S. Just found a pair of boxer shorts that have SB & P on the front with the word GENIUSES above it!!! TOO FUNNY
Also love the Patricks howl in Shangheid leeleeleeel....
your good..your good... Love Dutchmans expression as they rip up the ship
I could go on for hours doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: transparent3 on May 30, 2007, 07:41:28 am: the imagination episode

spongebob:'with ur imagination u can do a lot of things'

patrick:'like being a starfish'

squidward:'but u are already a starfish'
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: pakman on June 04, 2007, 02:26:59 pm: Patrick:"well i guess ur gonna miss the, panty raid"
Mr. krabs:"what did u say?"
Patrick:"i said, i guess ur gonna miss the panty raid"

that was funny
and frum shanghaid patrick does his screech
Patrick:"leeda leeda leeda leee"

i was rollin on that
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Phoenix on June 12, 2007, 01:48:34 pm: Spongebob:*screams**screams**screams**screams**screams**screams*
Squidward: SPONGEBOB! I WAS JOKING!
Spongebob: Oh.*laughs**laughs**laughs**laughs**laughs**laughs**laughs**laughs**laughs**laughs*
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on June 13, 2007, 06:26:18 pm: Sandy- Say it...
Spongebob: There isn't anything...
Sandy: Ain't nothin
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: BSBBSorokin on June 13, 2007, 06:44:30 pm: Night, Night, Night, Night
Night, Night, Night, Night
Night, Night, Night, Night
Nanananananan NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Maybe too many nights...)
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on June 14, 2007, 07:28:36 pm: AHHH! I BURNT MY HAND! At night...
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: BSBBSorokin on June 14, 2007, 07:32:08 pm: Love the line (GGGirl) in your message...Is mayonaise an instrument?
That was a good one too...
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on June 14, 2007, 07:43:58 pm: yeah, I have an icon that says that.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: pakman on June 14, 2007, 08:35:12 pm: Patrick: mamamama mama ma mama
mamamama mama ma mama
Spongebob: what patri-
mamamama mama ma mama
mamamama mama ma mama

Both: MANRAY!!
then later on...

Spongebob: patrick i think hes frozen
Patrick: fra fra fra fra fra fra fra fra

lol
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Phoenix on June 28, 2007, 03:25:20 pm: Spongebob: Waitor! 2 more please!
WAITOR!
WAITOR!
WAAAITOR!!
WAITOR!
WAAAAAY-TOOR!
Man: Why do I always get the nuts?
Spongebob: Now this song goes to my 2 best friends in the whole wide world! Patrick, and this big peanut buy! And its called WAAAAITOOOORR!!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: aussiemaxx on June 29, 2007, 06:36:00 pm: Squidward-You bought a big screen tv just for the box?
Spongebob-yer good i dea wasn't it
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: smittywarbenmanjensen on July 10, 2007, 01:27:38 am: SPONGEBOB: I have soiled the good Krusty Krab name...soiled it...soiled it...soiled it...soiled it...

PATRICK: How could it be dangerous? It's covered with free cheese!

MR. KRABBS: Money's sweeter than honey, money money this, money money that, profit will make me wallet fat!

SPONGEBOB: AAAHHH MY HAND IS CRAMPING MRS. PUFF MAKE IT STOP!

SPONGEBOB: Boaty you're cold! Take my socks!

SPONGEBOB: Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

SPONGEBOB: LONG...Tan...Handsome!

THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER: AAHHH GET YOUR FEET OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS!!
SPONGEBOB: I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in your corneas

SPONGEBOB: I'm not mature??!!

PLANKTON: Yes yes that's grand
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on July 24, 2007, 04:10:53 pm: I wouldnt sell a house to you if you were the last Squidward on earth!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: koleslaw on November 05, 2007, 10:49:32 pm: Not exactly accurate since it's from memory, but
"Do you deliver your own mail or do you have your own mailman? but then who delivers his mail? is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? I guess a p.o. box could, in theory, break that chain...."
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: PatricktheStarfish on November 09, 2007, 04:18:13 pm: Patrick: Hi Patrick! oh opps haha lets try that again.
Spongebob:* retraces his steps again*
Patrick: Hi Spongeboob! HAHAH I said Spongeboob! HAHAHAH SPONGEBOOB!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: the midnight bomber on December 02, 2007, 10:38:22 am: "My Leg!" Fred
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: DanniLovesPatrickStar on December 20, 2007, 12:05:41 pm: Opposite Day:
Patrick: Im Squidward, Im Squidward Im Squidward Squidward Squiward'
Spongebob: No Patrick You Have To Act Like Squidward, Be Booooooring'
Patrick: Oh, OK Im Squidward Im Squidward Im Squidward Squidward Squidward
*Spongebob Joins In*
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: SpongebobSquarepants- on December 21, 2007, 12:49:50 am: "which one of you flads stole my lollypop"
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: i_luv_sponge_xoxo on December 31, 2007, 07:49:09 am: Quote
Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

i like that one too only like this:
Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Spongebob Rockz! on January 28, 2008, 04:50:34 pm: Patrick: COme On! U Wombo, I Wombo He She Me -_ We- Wombo

Sqiudward: I WOnder If A Fall From This Height could be enough to kill me. ( in the background: womboing)

Patrick: Womobolgy!!! It's first grade spongebob!!

Spongebob: Patrick I'm SOrry I Doubted u. -_-
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: amacon128 on February 08, 2008, 04:36:16 pm: Spongebob: ( very beginning of episode, spongebob jumps out of bed ) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: TheSecretBox on May 28, 2008, 03:34:28 am: "Bald, bald, bald, bald...."

"My eyes! My EYEEESS!!!!!"

^^^^^from the movie.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: spongegirl95 on May 30, 2008, 10:15:39 pm: mines is

sb:"I'm ready...I'm ready...I'm ready...I'm ready..."
sw:ohhhhhhhhhhhh here we go again
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ashleighBABES-xo on June 01, 2008, 10:37:10 am: Squidward: Whats In These Bags, rocks?
'Opens Bag' Squidward: Wait A Mituite These Are Rocks'.
^_^
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: aara34 on June 24, 2008, 08:05:15 pm: Patrick: Its too bad they're old
Spongebob: What are you talking about old people are the greatest they're full of wisdom and experience
Cuts to an old guy giving a thumbs up
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: oknoorap on June 27, 2008, 12:53:30 am: No comment
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
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Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: i_luv_sponge_xoxo on July 06, 2008, 07:58:56 am: Spongebob:remember Patrick. flatter the customer. make him feel good. *rings doorbell*

Customer: Hello?

Patrick: I love you.

then of courase there is the whole have fun inside bit from the camping epsiode:

sbsp: k squidward have fun inside.

s: alright i will. whats that supposed to mean?????

sbsp: i dunno..........just...have fun inside.

s: okay....

sbsp: have fun inside

s: i get it!!! u think ur little 'hav fun inside' will get me to come camping with u. well ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

sbsp: ok squidward. have fun inside.

s: thats it im comin in!!!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Goofy_Goober_Girl on August 04, 2008, 07:43:27 am: the one from chocolate with nuts:

Pat: I know! Let's get naked!

Sponge: No, lets save that for real estate....

and:

Old Lady: Mom!

Old Lady's Mom: What? What is it?

OL: They're selling chocolate!

OLM: What? What are they selling?

OL: chocolate!

OLM: What?

OL: CHOCOLATE! THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

OLM: Chocolate... I remember when they first invented chocolate... sweet, sweet chocolate... I always hated it!

SB: Oh... you don't eat this chocolate, you...

Pat: You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever

OLM: I'll take ten!

OL: no, no, please, no!

OLM: c'mon mary! start rubbin this chocolate on me!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: i_luv_sponge_xoxo on August 06, 2008, 07:36:42 am: oh yeah, thats soooo funny. i also like:

SpongeBob: remember patrick. flatter the customer. make him feel good. *rings doorbell*

Customer: *answers door* hello?

patrcik: i love you.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Misskate1990 on August 19, 2008, 01:39:00 pm: Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire!
SpongeBob: It's pants on fire Patrick.
Patrick: Yeah well, you would know, liar

Mrs. Puff: Young man, tell us your name.
Patrick: Uh...uhh..uh....
Mrs. Puff: We just want to know your name.
Patrick: Oh...uhhhh.........24. (people laugh)
Mrs. Puff: Oh great. Another genius.

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: lilums on August 20, 2008, 07:22:04 am: how do you ppl remember these quotes???I don't remember any!
:unsure:
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: telephony on September 09, 2008, 09:03:29 pm: {from the episode "Band Geeks"}:
"So now the talking cheese is going to preach to us". :lol:
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: telephony on September 10, 2008, 01:56:35 pm: From the episode "Battle of Bikini Bottom":
{Patrick rubs SpongeBob's face in his armpit} {SpongeBob; face all "scrunched up" and with a weak voice} "You're a stinky, stinky sea star". :lol:
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: telephony on September 13, 2008, 09:48:11 am: From the episode "Rule of Dumb":
{SpongeBob} "Ah, there's nothing like spending quality time with my Gar-Gar."
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: DANIEL SQUAREPANTS on September 29, 2008, 10:34:37 am: whats a gar gar
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: DANIEL SQUAREPANTS on September 29, 2008, 10:36:19 am: "spongebob wheres you are now leaving bikini bottom"
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: telephony on October 03, 2008, 06:00:34 am: Quote from: DANIEL SQUAREPANTS on September 29, 2008, 10:34:37 am
whats a gar gar
"Gar Gar" (pronounced "gair gair") is what SpongeBob called his pet snail Gary in the episode "Rule of Dumb".
He also occasionally calls him "Garbear" (pronounced "GAIR'bear" like "care bear").
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: sponcrazey on November 07, 2008, 07:49:40 am: Quote from: telephony on October 03, 2008, 06:00:34 am
Quote from: DANIEL SQUAREPANTS on September 29, 2008, 10:34:37 am
whats a gar gar
"Gar Gar" (pronounced "gair gair") is what SpongeBob called his pet snail Gary in the episode "Rule of Dumb".
He also occasionally calls him "Garbear" (pronounced "GAIR'bear" like "care bear").
:angry: YOU ALWAYS say what i wanna say bully
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: !!IMAGINATION!! on November 11, 2008, 12:05:58 pm: Quote from: ssj4gogita4 on April 09, 2006, 04:05:21 pm
That was a hotel?

This is a hospital?

That is one of my favourite.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ilovespongebob122 on November 11, 2008, 03:41:15 pm: From the episode 'Wishing You Well':

Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustraphobic.

Patrick: What does claustraphobic mean?

Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Squidward: No it doesn't!

^_^
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: aara34 on November 24, 2008, 01:32:57 pm: Patrick: Okay, Spongebob! What are you going to tell her?
Spongebob: No more being a baby!
Patrick: No ifs or buts about it!
Spongebob: a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
Patrick: And then you get behind her and I'll push!
Spongebob: Patrick, we never talked about that
Patrick: ...Oh, ya.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: aless923 on June 07, 2009, 08:24:42 pm: from grandma's kisses.

Patrick: Being grown-up is boring, I love being a baby. Besides, I don't get jazz.

ahh classic.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Deandre_Houston on July 12, 2009, 08:18:35 am: bubble buddies thirsty - spongebob
how bout a glass of our finest shampoo - squidward
that'll be great - spongebob
here's your haircare product sir - squidward
bubble buddy likes bendy straws - spongebob
*serious face while he bends the straw* - squidward
what's that bubble buddy says it tastes funny what do you think - spongebob
mr krabs - squidward
think of the customer - mr krabs
*drinks shampoo* oh silly me i got the diet shampoo - squidward
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Deandre_Houston on July 12, 2009, 08:21:54 am: squidward wants to complain to you
no i dont (scared)
what about all dat stuff about him havin a dirty ship
insultin a mans ship be worst than insultin his mother
oh yeah it was his mom u said was dirty not his ship (lol burn)

i would love to but sadly i am only an eel - your shoes untied

"hey (name and address withheld) can you help me make this"
"well i'd love to but sadly i am only an eel"
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: simpleone on July 14, 2009, 09:42:01 am: Quote from: Dubbi on April 16, 2006, 06:40:32 am
Spongebob: Sandy you can't go fight the Alasken sea worm. It's big scary and pink.

Sandy: So is patricks belly button and I'm not afraid of that either.

This quote made me laugh for like 5 minutes...anything directed towards Patrick is usaully really funny.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: ponyboy on July 15, 2009, 07:10:05 pm: Patrick quotes
"does this look dangerous"
"i sense no dnager here"
"Are you Squidward now?"
"Okay, bye Sponge--who was I talkin' too?"
(sees Sandy in her bathing suit): "Sandy's a girl?"
"East? I thought you said weast!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Oh is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"
"I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!"
(after saying who needs domb ol' texas in front of sandy)"should i start running now."

squiward quotes
"Oh Puh-lease... I have no soul."
(Imitating Patrick) "SpongeBob, if I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar"
"why do today, today! If you can put it off until tomorrow"
(imitating spongebob)"Hey Patrick, I heard there's a job for you down at the pet shop, as a pile of newspaper" this one is mean but funny.

Karen
1% evil, 99% hot gas

Mr.Krabs
Money, Money, Money!
"a five letter word for happienes...money"

plankton
"shup up you mediocure clairnet player" don't know if i spelled mediocure

spongebob
"beep-beep-beepbeepbeep...Respond: Why don't you ask me later!"
"Krabs is a *bleep*"
"EDUCATIONAL TELEVISON OH NOT AHHHHHHH!!!"
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: A Goofy Goober on November 22, 2009, 05:28:23 pm: Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4:00.
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: cam sh on April 09, 2010, 07:18:59 am: My all time favourite quote is from To Love a Patty.

Patrick: I've been replaced by a sandwich! ^_^
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: dobson95 on December 11, 2010, 12:51:11 pm: Im Ready! Im Ready!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: SpongeGirl00 on July 19, 2011, 10:52:14 am: Pat: You gotta live....like Larry. LIVIN' LIKE LARRY!!!!
Title: Re: Official Favorite Quote Thread
Post by: Coaster_Man on July 23, 2011, 10:42:11 am: sponge: This one's gonna fly!
*close up on bat costume*
I can feel it.