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Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: IceFox on April 06, 2006, 10:52:18 am

You are a bomb technician... You are below a school gym hall, a gym hall which is for some reason packed with children!!! I mean, lots of them. It's like the School Children Grand Convention up there. And down here where you are is a bomb, big enough to blow the entire school to tiny little bits. Much tinier than the schoolkids, who will surely all die.

The bomb has two wires: A red and a blue. You know from your basic bomb technician training that all bombs, without fail, have these wires, and that cutting one of them will defuse the bomb, while the other will make it go off. Naturally, the bomb is also provided with a handy red timer, with big red letters showing the amount of time until Total Bombsplosion. Taking a look at it, you see that...

OH BBQ! 5 SECONDS LEFT! WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!?!?[/size]

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: Roger on April 06, 2006, 11:12:41 am

I cut the red wire.

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: thedarkonexxx on April 06, 2006, 01:44:47 pm

Cut them both at the same time hopeing that cutting them both actually diffuses it.


Heh, this thread made me remember something, "THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?!".

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: garyfan on April 06, 2006, 02:00:20 pm

Cut a random wire. It would go off otherwise. At least I have a chance of stopping the bomb from going off!

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on April 06, 2006, 02:09:45 pm

Screw the kids.

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: Scilla on April 06, 2006, 02:30:44 pm

Cut the red wire.

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: bub1028 on April 06, 2006, 03:31:53 pm

Screw kiddies and run like heck.

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: Snowthrower on April 06, 2006, 09:09:57 pm

Cut them both at the same time then there's no longer a complete circuit.

Heh... I like giving answers not as the choices :tongue:

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: VulturEMaN on April 06, 2006, 10:54:51 pm

Sign a treaty with the bomb. If it threatens to blow up, we will send over inspectors to look for him, but not find him.

Then, we will bomb the bomb. And he will blow up.

But, by the time this will happen, all the kids will have gone back home.

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: IceFox on April 08, 2006, 12:28:19 pm

But with only 5 seconds, how will they all evacuate?

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: Rocko on April 08, 2006, 03:16:32 pm

I'll run, far away from the bomb.

Title: OH NO! It's Bomb!
Post by: Chrono on April 08, 2006, 06:17:06 pm

I eat it because I didnt have breakfast.