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Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Thwomp on April 22, 2006, 06:47:38 pm
I do she is the hottest girl in school.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Daniel on April 22, 2006, 06:48:30 pm
Nooo I got a boy friend. :laugh:
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on April 22, 2006, 06:53:09 pm
I just broke up with my boyfriend, Alejandro a month or so ago... I might chase after a girl or another guy. I dunno. Whatever I am in the mood for. Hah.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Patback399 on April 22, 2006, 06:54:28 pm
No. Mother says girls are the devil.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Dragon Of Grief on April 22, 2006, 06:58:25 pm
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No. Mother says girls are the devil.
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Mother is right :laugh:
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on April 22, 2006, 07:08:53 pm
Nope. Had a couple though.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Thwomp on April 22, 2006, 07:20:10 pm
And what's you're mudduh?
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Patback399 on April 22, 2006, 07:29:52 pm
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And what's you're mudduh?
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Ha. I was just joking. That was from the Waterboy.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongey snail on April 22, 2006, 09:10:06 pm
Well first I wanted to set the record at my school for the only person at the school who who didn't have one. besides I kinda figured single and proud.but now I think I will work on getting one.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on April 22, 2006, 09:30:19 pm
Yes, of course I do.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongebuddie on April 22, 2006, 10:42:16 pm
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Nooo I got a boy friend. :laugh:
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:blink: huh?
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: VulturEMaN on April 23, 2006, 12:24:03 am
Nope. They cost too much.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Lil Loco on April 23, 2006, 09:19:09 am
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Nooo I got a boy friend. :laugh:
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:blink: huh?
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itz called a joke.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: LE on April 23, 2006, 12:02:43 pm
Yeah I do. But emo-kid cut off his emo-hairstyle. ;-;


EDIT: Yanno, I just realised I said I had a girlfriend. Haha. I have a boyfriend, actually.
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Post by: Roger on April 23, 2006, 12:25:48 pm
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Nope. They cost too much.
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Haha.  You're smart, yo.
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Post by: thedarkonexxx on April 23, 2006, 01:03:21 pm
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Yes, of course I do.
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Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Thwomp on April 23, 2006, 01:20:40 pm
For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Patback399 on April 23, 2006, 01:36:24 pm
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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Sounds like a pet.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongebobnet on April 23, 2006, 01:58:53 pm
i'll get one when i'm 40.i don't want to have a bf. :sad:
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Post by: IceFox on April 23, 2006, 02:04:28 pm
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i'll get one when i'm 40.i don't want to have a bf. :sad:
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You will within the next 6 years
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Scilla on April 23, 2006, 02:51:09 pm
No. My ex wants me back.
My best friends cousin wants to bone me.
And the guy I want has a girlfriend.
:D
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: thedarkonexxx on April 23, 2006, 02:54:19 pm
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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Please tell me that was a joke.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongebobnet on April 23, 2006, 02:57:04 pm
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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that's what i mean.They're worthless.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Patback399 on April 23, 2006, 03:46:51 pm
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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that's what i mean.They're worthless.
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So, the entire female population is worthless? Right...
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Lil Loco on April 23, 2006, 03:48:12 pm
lol, she'z a girl herself.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongebuddie on April 23, 2006, 04:18:11 pm
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Nooo I got a boy friend. :laugh:
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itz called a joke.
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i kno  :laugh:
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongebobnet on April 23, 2006, 04:43:26 pm
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For all you members out there who are too young to know the pains and gains of love, I'll tell you, it is not easy to have a girlfriend.  They whine uncontrollably, you have to feed them, take care of them when they are sick, put up with their whining and ::Dolphin Noise::ing, take them out, et cetera, et cetera.  But in the end you can hope they will reward you by satisfying your manly needs.

THWOMP!!!
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that's what i mean.They're worthless.
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So, the entire female population is worthless? Right...
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you know i'm just kidding still.i want to be alone...
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: IZ on April 23, 2006, 06:44:30 pm
Yup, I do. :)
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: jesusofsuburbia on April 23, 2006, 06:47:49 pm
I do, too.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on April 23, 2006, 06:50:15 pm
A ten yearold girl that I thought was a boy asked me out. It gave me a good chuckle.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongemonkey13 on April 24, 2006, 07:18:04 pm
I have about 3.5 that I rotate every other day.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: IZ on April 24, 2006, 07:20:53 pm
I didn't know you were into transvestites, Nicole.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Daniel on April 28, 2006, 10:22:00 am
Who isn't?
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on April 28, 2006, 02:00:44 pm
I have no girlfriend.  :(
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: VulturEMaN on April 28, 2006, 02:33:22 pm
Having a girlfriend is nice when you have a car and money and time. Until then, it's kinda stupid....
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on April 28, 2006, 05:45:21 pm
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Having a girlfriend is nice when you have a car and money and time. Until then, it's kinda stupid....
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Those girls are just high maintenance.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: spongebobnet on April 28, 2006, 06:09:51 pm
someone asked me out today.i have nevered in my life been liked by someone and but he's not my taste.So i said no  :biggrin:
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Chrono on April 28, 2006, 07:54:36 pm
I have no girlfriend, but people thoguht I did for about a month cause we were in eachothers msn names so much...
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: sponge monkey100 on April 30, 2006, 02:37:19 pm
no but there are people who like me but are too afraid to ask me out.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on May 01, 2006, 04:19:41 pm
I've been asked out alot this year now that I think about it, but I turned them all down. I like being single..I'm too young for that drama anyways.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: IZ on May 03, 2006, 06:49:04 pm
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Having a girlfriend is nice when you have a car and money and time. Until then, it's kinda stupid....
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I'd have to agree.
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Post by: ssj4gogita4 on May 04, 2006, 12:06:00 pm
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Having a girlfriend is nice when you have a car and money and time. Until then, it's kinda stupid....
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I'd have to agree.
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You have a job?
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: aduckie on May 05, 2006, 04:11:19 pm
I have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend!
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Thwomp on May 05, 2006, 09:50:07 pm
Ok... now... that doesn't make sence.
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Post by: IceFox on May 05, 2006, 10:00:23 pm
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Ok... now... that doesn't make sence.
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Yes it does.
Title: Do you have a girlfriend?
Post by: Thwomp on May 06, 2006, 08:57:37 pm
Woah...really straight people like me don't put up with that sorta stuff.