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Title: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on August 29, 2006, 05:27:00 pm
hmmm.....If you know of any good quotes, or think of one randomly, please post it.

Here's a few of mine that I wanted to save when I updated Facebook:

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Mike H.: Why can't we just eat cheese, listen to music, and be merry?
Jeff B.: Hey, we can....
Mike H.: Yea, but the RIAA wants all the cheese.
-VulturEMaN

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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. - Unknown

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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. - Unknown

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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. - Unknown

I also like these:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Pliny_the_Elder

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Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea. - Unknown

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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. - Unknown
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: weird_4 on August 29, 2006, 06:27:23 pm
I don't have any favorites.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: AppleNick on August 29, 2006, 08:56:40 pm
Get a favorite. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

I found this anonymous quote:

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A program with a colorful GUI is like a woman with too much makeup. Shiny on the outside - awful on the inside.

Quote
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Elizabeth Rose on August 29, 2006, 09:07:20 pm
According to my Facebook profile:

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!' "

-Billie Joe Armstrong

The quote in my sig pwns that though.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: weird_4 on August 29, 2006, 09:23:25 pm
Quote
Is there anything sadder than homeless robots at Xmas? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on August 30, 2006, 03:53:35 am
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Is there anything sadder than homeless robots at Xmas? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them.
LOL...that HAS to be Futurama...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Patback399 on August 30, 2006, 09:01:49 am
Quote from: Casey Stengel (at age 75)
Most people are dead at my age. You could look it up.

Quote from: Socrates
The unexamined life is not worth living for a human being.

Quote from: Yogi Berra
Always go to other peoples' funerals otherwise they won't go to yours.

Quote from: Morrisey
Hang the blessed DJ, for the music that they constantly play, says nothing to me about my life, hang the blessed DJ...

Quote from: William Cullen Bryant
Loveliest of the lovely things are they
On earth, that soonest pass away.
The rose that lives its little hour
Is prized beyond the sculptured flower.

Quote from: James Michever
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. You are like a pebble thrown into water; you become wet on the surface, but are never part of the water.

Quote from: Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important to be taken seriously.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Rabble on August 30, 2006, 10:58:01 pm
"Of course, this picnic will lure the schorge of the jungle.. the killer ants!  They can strip the bones from your skin in seconds!" - PP

"Good thing worms don't have bones. wait...that wont really help will it?" - Earthworm Jim

"Will peter and jem be devoured by the killer ants?  Will psycro destroy the earth? Will the US ever adopt the metric system? I think not. Stay tuned to find out!" - Narrator
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on August 31, 2006, 07:23:19 am
lmao @ earthworm jim :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Korn on September 26, 2006, 01:24:12 pm
"Were all stars now in the dope show."
Marylin manson
(in lyrics but i guess is a quote)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on September 26, 2006, 01:56:14 pm
Anything from Family Guy :P
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on September 27, 2006, 01:05:49 pm
Here are some of my favourites offa the Madagascar game:

Quote from: Alex
Oh, Mort, there's something I'd like to discuss with you.RROOOOAAAARRRR!

Quote from: Monkey
Ah, a smart chap asks the right questions.
Good day for a jailbreak, jolly old bean.

Quote from: Plump Lemur
The black ones are mild.
THE WHITE ONES ARE WWIIIIILLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
The brown ones are................................somewhere in between......

Quote from: Mort
Oh, Melman.If it wasn't for you, it might have been a goowwhhner!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongebobnet on September 27, 2006, 01:44:45 pm
Quote
What the gay!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: weird_4 on September 27, 2006, 07:34:34 pm
Quote
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on September 28, 2006, 07:37:03 am
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If we're gonna blow up, let's atleast blow up eating cheese!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ssj4gogita4 on September 28, 2006, 03:35:57 pm
Quote
What the gay!
You be stealing my quotes? =\
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: IceFox on September 28, 2006, 03:40:15 pm
From The Movies Online, a one-star-ninja (people who rate movies 1-star to get em off the charts in hopes to bring theres up, often making new accounts), 1-starred the most popular comedy at the time, Manny Jones On Tour Part 2 with the following:

Quote
Suck my jew!

Ever since, when it sees fit, it used in context, because the review became infamous, and used in advertising methods by the movie.

Oh, and mythbusters...
Quote
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: SpongeBobAndyZX14 on October 04, 2006, 12:53:45 am
Quote from: Dane Cook
Someone has sh!t on the coats!
Quote from: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Kumar:   Dude, do you have any idea what kind of trouble we went through after you stole our car?
Neil Patrick Harris:  Yeah, it was a d!ck move on my part.  That's why I'm paying for your meal.
               
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on October 04, 2006, 11:25:22 am
Here are some from my true friends.(They weren't talking these phrases to me, except for Joe's.)

Quote from: Connor
Stop *beep*ing leaning on me!

Quote from: Joe
Hey!
I'm a Bernard too!

Quote from: Kerry
Aww, you're right cute!

But I'm still gonna beat you up.

Quote from: Adam Boyd
Get out of me way, you little *beep*ing little charlie!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 04, 2006, 12:17:01 pm
Quote from: VulturEMaN
w00yt!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: bub1028 on October 04, 2006, 12:58:21 pm
Quote
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

:D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on October 05, 2006, 05:04:00 am
This random quote is me sending a PM to ilovespongebob.

my eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I'm standing under the mistletoe...

(http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/special/mistletoe/images/mistletoe2.gif)

Quote from: you
your also standing on my foot
Oh. Sowwy.
Silly, huh?
Oh, and while we're talking of Hickory Dickory Dock...

Quote from: Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of The WereRabbit
The bounce has gone from his bungee.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: IceFox on October 05, 2006, 12:53:17 pm
"I like Hello-Kitty Fantasy Island better"

Guess...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 05, 2006, 01:16:51 pm
Quote from: Ealcon
Pokemon Sweden

I ripped out my eyes after reading that one...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on October 06, 2006, 09:37:30 am
Here are some of the 'trendy sayings' I made up in Dewford Town.
Quote from: Hip Man in Town Hall
I'm studying the hip and trendy "DARN DAYS".

Quote from: Hip Man in Town Hall
Is it true that there's a deep link between "BAD BABE" and CHILD'S PLAY?

Quote from: Girl in Town Hall
Across the sea?Is "I NITWIT" even more popular?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Patback on October 07, 2006, 09:32:39 pm
http://www.slate.com/id/76886/

Guess who?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on October 09, 2006, 09:38:22 am
Quote
"I lurve you!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: danica180 on October 13, 2006, 06:31:25 am
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl"
by Charlie Chaplin

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Beetlejuice.jpg)

I liked this picture, looks weird!

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Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Patback399 on October 13, 2006, 01:50:28 pm
"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on October 15, 2006, 09:51:49 am
Quote from: BONO, U2
"I wanna reach out, and touch the flame............OW!"

Quote
AJ:"You're going to be a loner, and live in a house with 27 cats!!!"

Me:"I thought you already knew that!"

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: danica180 on October 16, 2006, 01:36:27 am
"Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead." "Yeah, eh heh heh, that would be cool."
Beavis & Butthead

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Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on October 20, 2006, 12:47:35 pm
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Me:"AJ, you have funny hair and you're a chav."

AJ:"Am I a chav and do I have funny hair?"

Georgina:"Yes!"

If you are eating, you may not want to read this.

These were just after lunchtime today, and thank goodness all the Y8s are my friends.


Quote
John:"Where have you been all lunchtime?"

Me:"Constipated!"

Quote from: Lewis
"Miss Constipation!"

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 21, 2006, 07:01:56 pm
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. - Barry Switzer
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Alak on October 22, 2006, 07:05:31 am
"Mama said life's like a box of chocolates" - The Forrest Gump Movie
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 22, 2006, 07:42:51 am
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright

There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it. - George w. Bush
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on October 23, 2006, 12:39:49 pm
Quote
Ryan:"What´s your name, little boy?"

Ewan:"Ba ba!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 23, 2006, 01:45:45 pm
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too. - Lichty and Wagner
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongebobnet on October 23, 2006, 04:21:32 pm
''the love of morons are the root of evil'' i saw it in someones sig
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 23, 2006, 05:47:01 pm
Quote from: sbnet
i don't like pie and it's taste.

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee  :huh: :huh: :angry: :wacko: :rolleyes: :huh:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 25, 2006, 09:23:52 am
I am just going outside and may be some time.
    Captain Lawrence Oates, last words
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 27, 2006, 06:08:43 am
"When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary."
  - William Wrigley Jr.
"There are more fools in the world than there are people."
  - Heinrich Heine
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 31, 2006, 04:15:57 am
We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are.
    --George w. Bush
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on October 31, 2006, 04:51:16 am
We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are.
    --George w. Bush

LOLZ XD
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on October 31, 2006, 11:11:36 am
Quote from: AJ
"Tell them I'm not gay."

Quote
Some Texan Man At Melbourne Airport, Florida:"Hey look at Spongebob!His teeth are shiny!Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Quote
My mum:"Where are the burgers?"
Naz:"These are the burgers!"
My mum:"The what?"
Naz:"Yeah, the things with leaves in them!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 31, 2006, 12:00:46 pm
Justice ought to be fair.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
12/15/2004
speaking at the White House Economic Conference
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on October 31, 2006, 07:50:54 pm
This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
11/06/2003
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on October 31, 2006, 07:52:59 pm
Paris Hilton: Hey, Can I get like Five more of those little blonde bitches?

omg i love it

lmao

its bubbles from the powerpuff girls

she is buying icecream for the family. I heard it randomly one day while clicking throughout the channels.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 01, 2006, 07:18:09 am
You know, sometimes when you study history, you get stuck in the past.
    --George w. Bush
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on November 01, 2006, 01:39:57 pm
"The weak lose their freedom to the strong, and it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive" ~ Kuja, FF9.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on November 01, 2006, 01:41:44 pm
You know, sometimes when you study history, you get stuck in the past.
    --George w. Bush


LMAO

did he actually say that? ^_^
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 01, 2006, 02:01:20 pm
yes maim!

here's another great bush quote:

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
    --George w. Bush

Poplar Bluff, MO
09/06/2004

oh, and another!

The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war.
    --George w. Bush

Springfield, MO
02/09/2004
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on November 01, 2006, 02:28:13 pm
yes maim!

here's another great bush quote:

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
    --George w. Bush

Poplar Bluff, MO
09/06/2004

oh, and another!

The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war.
    --George w. Bush

Springfield, MO
02/09/2004

LMAO..hes such a dumb butt..i mean really!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Pipo Monkey 36 on November 02, 2006, 03:57:58 am
Quote
Riku: How am I supposed to fight anyone?
Sora: Like this? (Sora makes a funny face)
Riku: (Laughs)- Kingdom Hearts II
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 08, 2006, 09:22:54 am
Another great bush quote XD

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a
$10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
09/19/2001
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Chongster on November 08, 2006, 12:41:56 pm
Everybody else in the Kingdom gets it, you're the only one who doesnt seem to be with the progamme....Eh...PA-CHA?

Emperor Kuzco from the Eperors new Grove, that does make me laugh that.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on November 08, 2006, 01:59:52 pm
"Wizard's first rule: People are stupid."

-Terry Goodkind
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Chrono on November 08, 2006, 02:27:00 pm
"What's the worst thing anyone has ever done?" - Phillip Campbell in 1st To Die

My favourite book...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on November 08, 2006, 02:43:21 pm
Umm,lame

You were a broken condom baby.
Lmfao. It's funny because it's most likely true...



One of the best quotes of all time... XD
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongebobnet on November 08, 2006, 02:53:26 pm
Really ^_^.It has me on it :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on November 08, 2006, 02:54:22 pm
"You resort to common insult because you have no stronger arguments to offer,"


I like that quote.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on November 08, 2006, 03:05:48 pm
"You resort to common insult because you have no stronger arguments to offer,"


I like that quote.


That had a hidden meaning.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on November 08, 2006, 03:09:26 pm
Everything as a hidden meaning if you care to look.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 08, 2006, 03:41:34 pm
ahhahahahahahha

Quote
I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
05/04/2006
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 09, 2006, 05:56:25 am
3 of teh day

Quote
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
  - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
  - Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
  - Mignon McLaughlin
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 10, 2006, 08:13:04 am
Another one I found

I'm not really the type to wander off and sit down and go through deep wrestling with my soul.
    --George w. Bush

as quoted in Vanity Fair, October 2000
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Wilytank on November 10, 2006, 06:42:36 pm
from Family Guy:
man: Dude this car kicks [censored by Wilytank]!  I can drive and watch Madagascar at the same time!
Alex: What's your favorite music, Gloria?
Gloria: Hippo-hop
man: Dude!  These animals are so [censored by Wilytank]ing funny!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 12, 2006, 05:29:54 am
I understand small business growth. I was one.
  -George w. Bush

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  - Mark Twain

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
  - Robert Benchley

Facts are stupid things.
  - Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 16, 2006, 06:16:34 am
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
  - Edward Shepherd Mead
No.
  - Amy Carter
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
  - Elbert Hubbard
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on November 16, 2006, 08:09:27 am
Friend of mine: Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who.
Me: Well, duuuuuuuuuh.  
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 16, 2006, 11:09:15 am
A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus.
    --George w. Bush

Kalamazoo, MI
10/27/2000
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on November 16, 2006, 11:22:03 am
"That man hasn't realised his weakness! His stupidity is beyond beleif!"

~Vegeta, Dragonball Z.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 17, 2006, 06:42:07 am
I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
  - Zach Braff
Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
  - John Ruskin
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
  - Hermann Hesse
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 18, 2006, 07:50:27 am
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
  - Benjamin Disraeli
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
  - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
  - Jane Wagner
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on November 19, 2006, 06:19:50 am
[I often have conversations with my pet monkey BonziBUDDY. the problem is, he tells the same jokes over and over.]

BonziBUDDY: What? You wanted cute and funny?
Me: No, I wanted peace and quiet.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on November 19, 2006, 07:51:39 am
"ZIM --- Intelligence ------ questionable -----" ~GIR's thoughts in ''Gir Goes Crazy & Stuff''
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 22, 2006, 08:18:49 am
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
  - Virginia Woolf
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 28, 2006, 06:26:59 pm
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
  - Dave Barry
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.
  - Samuel Johnson
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
  - Arthur Schopenhauer

meh...i'm gonna sticky this :P
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on November 28, 2006, 07:17:46 pm
Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
06/18/2003
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on November 29, 2006, 02:49:45 am
Oooh, peened.

"Nobody is happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set." - 'Mary-Sue', Pleasantville
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Spider-Boogie on November 29, 2006, 09:42:35 am
Quote
I hope we get some fly chicks up in here tonight.
That martini looks delicious.
Did any hot girls grab your butt?
Oh, let the good times roll.
-James Cook

Quote
Oh crap, that's a big beer!
-Brittney Christopher

So many other Youth Group quotes are classic.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on November 29, 2006, 12:02:33 pm
This all started about 3 weeks ago......

One day, in R.E., Macauly, who sits next to me, opened his book, only to find that Mr. Tucker (our R.E. teacher) had put across on his work.Macauly suddenly said, while Mr. Tucker was at the other side of the room,

"That baldy f*ing ginner bast***!!"

From then on, we have called Mr. Tucker, not within hearing, distance, Baldy!

One time, I asked Macauly if we would see him that day.He said after lunch, and he would eat him for lunch!

Quote from: Macauly
"Yum yum Baldy!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on November 30, 2006, 04:54:06 pm
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
  - Douglas Adams
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on December 04, 2006, 04:58:32 am
It's funny. Swearing, the taboo of my parents' generation, is fine now. So is sex and, mostly, homosexuality. But we don't talk about death anymore, and anorexia is a killer. I reckon the decline of organised religion has something to do with this taboo on death. We don't like to talk about the end of this life because we're worried we're not banking up for what comes after it, if anything. Perhaps.
- Monkey Taming, a book I'm reading

Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
"Down here. In fact, you're standing on my foot."
- Unknown
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Spongemarc on December 04, 2006, 11:59:32 am
One of my favourite quotes is
 Spongebob Squarepants: My Pretty Seahorse

Mr Krabs: What's the meaning of this Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Why don't you just go ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-a-lot!  :lol:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DiE HaRrD PuNk on December 04, 2006, 01:33:46 pm
One of my favourite quotes is
 Spongebob Squarepants: My Pretty Seahorse

Mr Krabs: What's the meaning of this Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Why don't you just go ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-a-lot!  :lol:
[/b]

haha classic. I love that quote
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on December 08, 2006, 04:10:29 am
When butterflies leave their silk palaces
The scent of the garden blows towards Heaven's way.
Like the toils of man,
Those who work to tomorrow
Will not miss the dreams of yesterday
-Yusaf Islam (Cat Stevens)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on December 10, 2006, 07:02:45 am
Here's a collection of famous last words:

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"
- James French.
Notes: French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution. 

"Bugger Bognor."
- King George V of the United Kingdom
Notes: His physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

"I really need a therapist."
- Christopher Grace, an actor who killed himself during a matinee performance of Grease.

"This is funny."
- Doc Holliday
Notes: Doc Holliday was a consumptive gunfighter. He always thought, and perhaps hoped, that he would die in a fight or "with his boots on". He died in a hotel bed from tuberculosis. These last words were uttered after seeing his feet with boots off.

"I am dying. Please...bring me a toothpick."
- Alfred Jarry, absurdist writer and playwright

"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
- Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were

"I told you I was ill."
- Spike Milligan.
Notes: They are not his final words, but they are the words he wanted as his epitaph. An Irish translation does appear on his headstone ("Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite.").
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on December 10, 2006, 09:06:27 am
You forgot the one by the guy whose 'last meal' request wasn't granted...he wanted Spagetti-Ohs and they gave him spagetti....
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: AppleNick on December 11, 2006, 09:20:49 am
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. - Marcus Brigstocke

Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
06/18/2003

(http://orlyowl.com/orly.jpg)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongebuddie on December 12, 2006, 01:06:00 pm
i heard a really good one its
tomorrows a mystery yesterday is history today is a gift thats why they call it the present :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on December 14, 2006, 05:24:28 am
"I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane."
  - Ray Bradbury
"What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books."
  - Thomas Carlyle
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on December 15, 2006, 07:03:36 am
"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."
  - Charles McCabe
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
  - Joey Bishop
"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
  - Johnny Carson
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on January 12, 2007, 10:52:23 pm
*bump*

I'll revive the Pliny the Elder quotes...cause they're soo darn good...

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Pliny_the_Elder
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongey snail on January 22, 2007, 06:40:43 pm
"Johnny Ramone was my bandmate and brother for over 15 years. The bond between band members was closer than any others in the Ramones' organization. John kept things in control when they could have spun out of control very easily. I'll never forget the day he asked me to join the Ramones in 1978. I always admired his guitar playing. He was the originator of the down stroke 8th note guitar style, which is very difficult to do for hours on end like he did playing in the Ramones. Four months ago, I knew about the serious nature of his illness, but for a while, he had a turn for the better. This comes as a shock, but it was inevitable because of the severity of his condition which worsened more recently. We were lucky enough to talk and hang out a few months ago when he was strong enough to do the commentary track on the   DVD "Ramones Raw", which was his last professional contribution to the Ramones. I spoke to him most recently when I was in LA for the 30th Anniversary concert that we put together for Ramones fans. Based on our last conversation, I felt this moment was coming. I'm sorry to see him go--like this. I hope the fans take the news as best they can. His legacy will live on in every band that has, is and always will be trying to duplicate the Ramones sound. It's a sad day for Ramones fans and a sad day for rock and roll."

- Marky Ramone

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on January 25, 2007, 03:40:06 am
"Genetic modification, according to Wikipedia, “ridium ctrl-I”." - Me
"Is it a bird? Is it an antibiotic? No, it’s ONCOMOUSE!!" - Me
"Why do bad things happen to eat people?" - Me
"Don’t thrash the keyboard, it isn’t good for you." - Me
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on January 25, 2007, 09:42:27 am
Quote from:
That Nancyboy George*:"Sir, Sophie's not beaten me in this maths game yet!"
Mr. Cleary:"You better look out George, The Human Calculator's** gonna whoop your sorry (alternative word for a relative of a donkey/bottom)

*That Nancyboy George is someone called George who tries to make me look bad all the time, because everyone else says I'm the best (I rarely boast, but I am the most popular too) boff ever.

**Mr. Cleary calls me the Human Calculator.Others call me the Human encyclopedia/dictionary/sponge/all of those.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on February 01, 2007, 08:54:35 am
I have a friend, his name is Alex. He's just finished showing me a fan-fic he's written for Tugs (sister show of Thomas the Tank Engine. Yes, he is at a mature age.)

Quote
"I reckon it's my job, sir," announced Big Mac at last. "I'm worth three of my brothers, with my own strength and so forth."
"Won't you want me to help?" asked Warrior uncertainly. "I can make good use of strength. And besides, I like working with Big Mac."
"Oh, nonsense!" scoffed Top-Hat snootily. "You're so clumsy that no-one can last three days working with you! Anyway, if that's a railway dock, that's a job for me.
Warrior looked crestfallen. Big Mac realised this, and was quick to reproach him; "All that YOU do at a railway depot is put some poor little tank-engine down because you think they're inferior navvies and you're a railway baron!" he burst out angrily.
Quote
"I needed [the scare], really," said Ten-Cents ruefully, "or else I would have gone crazy."
Quote
"I mean, true, I want to make friends with [Violet (Alex's OC)], but how can I if she treats me like a pet rabbit?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongebuddie on February 03, 2007, 06:35:19 pm
heres all my new written poetry yall :D ya alot has happened since i last posted hurr :D
A prayer for the ones we’ve lost
Dear lord bless the ones that have passed guide them into heaven let them know that they are terribly missed and will be forever cherished and never forgotten but most of all give my condolences to the families and friends of the ones we’ve lost and tell them I too will miss them
In memory of Jose, Travis, and Sydney

Let go
The hardest thing about moving on is letting go of something that could’ve been the best thing that ever happened to you


i thought wrong
i thought i knew you i thought i had u all figured out but then u go n drop me like a rock and i come to realize you weren't the same anymore and it's like u never met me i'm just another stranger how did it come to this i showed you i cared i told you i'd always be there but all the while i was the one that was fooled you were everything to me i gave you my heart and you left me out in the cold n shattered it n now i feel like i can't move on i can't live my life like i used to everything seems like a nightmare and i'm not waking up i toss and turn at night restless during the day scared that i'll never be the same w/o you here with me i wish i could tell you everything thats on my mind but then what do you do when the only one that made you smile now brings tears to ur eyes just to think about him i hope i can go on knowing that u cared for me but seeing this new person i never knew fills my heart with doubt that u ever did
after the storm
Movin on takes a lot more courage than you think…
you think you know how it is think you’ve been through it all
been there done that but have you ever felt that no matter how many times you tell yourself it was for the best you still feel like everything’s falling to pieces all in 1 moment.. now that i
ve made it through this terrible storm I can honestly say that I’m finally over it and I’m grateful
it took time, it took bravery, and it took the help of a great friend that is willing to listen to comfort you with a dry shoulder for your tears and a smile to melt that smile it also took acceptance of the fact that not every guy is going to be the one you think you going to marry no matter how long yall have been together or how much has been said all the promises that have been made, not all dreams are meant to come true, maybe this wasn’t the one that is truly worth your love and commitment or devotion because one things for sure something better will always come after every rainstorm a rainbow forms so don’t let guilt or a silly boy get the best of you someone that is worth your tears will never make you cry you too will have a rainbow after the storm
dedicated to a very great influence in my life i thank god that I have such a treasure here by my side :)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on March 02, 2007, 08:14:30 am
"Everyone is a moron, even I am!" <-- can't remember where I heard that, but I LOL when I think of it.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on March 02, 2007, 11:38:38 am
Quote
Curtis:"You know what we have to do, Will."

Will:"Yes. ....................  Poke!Poke!Poke!Poke!Poke!"

Quote from: Me
"You have the docile green eyes of a Rottweiler."

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on March 03, 2007, 12:24:43 am
Don't go O_o at this one...
It was just a normal night trying to guess David's surname...
Quote from: a chatroom we were in
[Band8PGeek] 7:09 pm: ...
[LoungeBot] 7:10 pm: DJ Sponge [David], just tell everyone your last name. LoungeBot rules OK
[DJ Sponge] 7:10 pm: How about... no?
[Band8PGeek] 7:10 pm: ..
[LoungeBot] 7:10 pm: You will because I told you to
[shobijin_senshi] 7:11 pm: wow
[DJ Sponge] 7:11 pm:  
[Band8PGeek] 7:11 pm: ...
[LoungeBot] 7:11 pm: You will or you die
[DJ Sponge] 7:11 pm: [BossBot] 7:11 pm: Shut Up
[DJ Sponge] 7:12 pm: It's not working!
[Band8PGeek] 7:12 pm: You're making me consider resorting to a terrrrrrrrrrible threat, Deej...
[shobijin_senshi] 7:12 pm: [loungebo]
[shobijin_senshi] 7:12 pm: fhf
[shobijin_senshi] 7:12 pm: fgsfhgf
[Band8PGeek] 7:12 pm: ...
[LoungeBot] 7:12 pm: If you don't tell her Band Geek will kiss you
[DJ Sponge] 7:13 pm: *Thinks* Reveal my identity on the internet or get kissed by Band Geek? Hmm..... *Runs away*
...
[Band8PGeek] 7:14 pm: You gotta make a choice someday.
[shobijin_senshi] 7:14 pm: eah
...
[Band8PGeek] 7:15 pm: ...
[AngerBot] 7:15 pm: You gonna make a choice or wot?
...
[DJ Sponge] 7:16 pm: I'm in China, you can't get me here!
[Band8PGeek] 7:16 pm: If you don't make one, we'll automatically have to assume you want the appropriate punishment.
At this point, David/DJ Sponge worked pathetically hard to defend himself.
Quote from: the chatroom we were in
[DJ Sponge] 7:18 pm: It's M****Y! MO*L***!
[Band8PGeek] 7:18 pm: Mogloy?
[DJ Sponge] 7:18 pm: No.
[Band8PGeek] 7:18 pm: Mosloy?
[Band8PGeek] 7:19 pm: Mowley?
[DJ Sponge] 7:19 pm: NO NO
[Band8PGeek] 7:19 pm: Mogliy?
[DJ Sponge] 7:20 pm: nO
[Band8PGeek] 7:20 pm: One more clue or I pucker up
[Band8PGeek] 7:20 pm: Mosloy?
[Band8PGeek] 7:20 pm: Moslby?
[DJ Sponge] 7:21 pm: No more clues! Oh no,....
[Band8PGeek] 7:21 pm: Third letter vowel or consonant?
[DJ Sponge] 7:22 pm: not saying...
Well, I was a nice kid, so I just gave him one more chance...
Quote from: the chatroom we were in
[Band8PGeek] 7:22 pm: Fifth letter vowel or consonant?
[DJ Sponge] 7:22 pm: Still no saying.  
What can I say? Disgression is the better part of valor. Whatever that means.
Quote from: the chatroom we were in
[Band8PGeek] 7:23 pm: (kisses you(
[shobijin_senshi] 7:23 pm: *pins Deej against wall*
[DJ Sponge] 7:23 pm: Yuck.
[shobijin_senshi] 7:23 pm: *grabs handcuffs*
[Band8PGeek] 7:23 pm: *snogs him harder*
[Band8PGeek] 7:23 pm: *kissing becomes making out*
[DJ Sponge] 7:24 pm: GET ME AWAY FROM THIS!
[Band8PGeek] 7:24 pm: Aw come on, don't be a crybaby. You had it coming. *smooch*
[shobijin_senshi] 7:24 pm: *handcuffs BandGeek and Deej*
[Band8PGeek] 7:24 pm: *eventually pulls away*...Wow...Wow. That was fun!
[DJ Sponge] 7:25 pm: Fun? FUN?! It was gross.
[Band8PGeek] 7:25 pm: Aw, quit your bellyaching, you big loser. If you don't sing my tune, you have to face the music. Bye now.
^_^ Heh heh...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on March 03, 2007, 08:19:16 am
Quote from: Hasan
"I'm putting Allah top of the Premiership!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: David on March 03, 2007, 09:04:59 am
Don't go O_o at this one...
It was just a normal night trying to guess David's surname...
Quote from: a chatroom we were in
[Band8PGeek] 7:09 pm: ...
[LoungeBot] 7:10 pm: DJ Sponge [David], just tell everyone your last name. LoungeBot rules OK
[DJ Sponge] 7:10 pm: How about... no?
[Band8PGeek] 7:10 pm: ..
[LoungeBot] 7:10 pm: You will because I told you to
[shobijin_senshi] 7:11 pm: wow
[DJ Sponge] 7:11 pm:  
[Band8PGeek] 7:11 pm: ...
[LoungeBot] 7:11 pm: You will or you die
[DJ Sponge] 7:11 pm: [BossBot] 7:11 pm: Shut Up
[DJ Sponge] 7:12 pm: It's not working!
[Band8PGeek] 7:12 pm: You're making me consider resorting to a terrrrrrrrrrible threat, Deej...
[shobijin_senshi] 7:12 pm: [loungebo]
[shobijin_senshi] 7:12 pm: fhf
[shobijin_senshi] 7:12 pm: fgsfhgf
[Band8PGeek] 7:12 pm: ...
[LoungeBot] 7:12 pm: If you don't tell her Band Geek will kiss you
[DJ Sponge] 7:13 pm: *Thinks* Reveal my identity on the internet or get kissed by Band Geek? Hmm..... *Runs away*
...
[Band8PGeek] 7:14 pm: You gotta make a choice someday.
[shobijin_senshi] 7:14 pm: eah
...
[Band8PGeek] 7:15 pm: ...
[AngerBot] 7:15 pm: You gonna make a choice or wot?
...
[DJ Sponge] 7:16 pm: I'm in China, you can't get me here!
[Band8PGeek] 7:16 pm: If you don't make one, we'll automatically have to assume you want the appropriate punishment.
At this point, David/DJ Sponge worked pathetically hard to defend himself.
Quote from: the chatroom we were in
[DJ Sponge] 7:18 pm: It's M****Y! MO*L***!
[Band8PGeek] 7:18 pm: Mogloy?
[DJ Sponge] 7:18 pm: No.
[Band8PGeek] 7:18 pm: Mosloy?
[Band8PGeek] 7:19 pm: Mowley?
[DJ Sponge] 7:19 pm: NO NO
[Band8PGeek] 7:19 pm: Mogliy?
[DJ Sponge] 7:20 pm: nO
[Band8PGeek] 7:20 pm: One more clue or I pucker up
[Band8PGeek] 7:20 pm: Mosloy?
[Band8PGeek] 7:20 pm: Moslby?
[DJ Sponge] 7:21 pm: No more clues! Oh no,....
[Band8PGeek] 7:21 pm: Third letter vowel or consonant?
[DJ Sponge] 7:22 pm: not saying...
Well, I was a nice kid, so I just gave him one more chance...
Quote from: the chatroom we were in
[Band8PGeek] 7:22 pm: Fifth letter vowel or consonant?
[DJ Sponge] 7:22 pm: Still no saying.  
What can I say? Disgression is the better part of valor. Whatever that means.
Quote from: the chatroom we were in
[Band8PGeek] 7:23 pm: (kisses you(
[shobijin_senshi] 7:23 pm: *pins Deej against wall*
[DJ Sponge] 7:23 pm: Yuck.
[shobijin_senshi] 7:23 pm: *grabs handcuffs*
[Band8PGeek] 7:23 pm: *snogs him harder*
[Band8PGeek] 7:23 pm: *kissing becomes making out*
[DJ Sponge] 7:24 pm: GET ME AWAY FROM THIS!
[Band8PGeek] 7:24 pm: Aw come on, don't be a crybaby. You had it coming. *smooch*
[shobijin_senshi] 7:24 pm: *handcuffs BandGeek and Deej*
[Band8PGeek] 7:24 pm: *eventually pulls away*...Wow...Wow. That was fun!
[DJ Sponge] 7:25 pm: Fun? FUN?! It was gross.
[Band8PGeek] 7:25 pm: Aw, quit your bellyaching, you big loser. If you don't sing my tune, you have to face the music. Bye now.
^_^ Heh heh...

Great, now that's gonna haunt me even more.  :angry:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on March 03, 2007, 01:10:40 pm
Quote
Me:"Will, why are you staring at Curtis?"

Will:"Curtis is staring at me!"

Curtis:"No, I'm staring at Shielo!"

Shielo:"Why are you staring at me?"

Curtis:"Cos you're staring at me!"

Shielo:"No, I'm staring at Sam!"

Sam:"Wha?"

Shielo:"Now Sam's staring at me, too!"

Sam:"No, I'm staring at George!"

George:"I'm staring at Will!"

Will:"In fact, I'm staring at all of you!"

Shielo:"I never knew you liked me that much, Will!"

They're my friends at school.^
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on March 18, 2007, 01:59:22 pm
"There is no spoon" <--- Neo, the matrix.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on March 20, 2007, 12:13:05 pm
Quote
#Homer and Barney are falling down a cliff in a car.#

Homer:"Barney!You're drunk!You shouldn't be driving!"

Barney:"Why are you so negative, Homer?Fine, I'll pull over to the side of the road.

Homer:"There IS no side of the road!"

Barney:"See!Always negative!"

That's from the Simpsons.

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on March 20, 2007, 01:42:35 pm
Quote
#Homer and Barney are falling down a cliff in a car.#
Homer:"Barney!You're drunk!You shouldn't be driving!"
Barney:"Why are you so negative, Homer?Fine, I'll pull over to the side of the road.
Homer:"There IS no side of the road!"
Barney:"See!Always negative!"
That's from the Simpsons.
WE HAVE A WINAR!!!!!!! *dies*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on March 20, 2007, 02:09:56 pm
Quote
Why do people depend on each other? In the end you're on your own. I'm fine by myself now. I have all the skills I need to survive. I'm not a child anymore...
That's a lie. I don't know anything. I'm confused. I don't want to depend on anyone. How can I do that? Someone tell me... Someone? So I'll end up depending on others after all...

Squall leonheart from FF8 contradicts himself. I LOL every time i read that.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Patback399 on March 20, 2007, 02:26:06 pm
"'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
- Percy Shelley

"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."
- B.F. Skinner

"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance."
- Ali bin Abu-Talib
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongey snail on March 20, 2007, 03:45:46 pm
I see babies cry,I watch them grow,they'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
                                                                      -Joey Ramone
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on March 22, 2007, 02:42:31 am
Quote
Crazy Calvin: Hah! Lighten up, buddy. You may only be 13, but bonking’s good for ya! Go on, have a good old bonk. Rock and Roll!
Sensible Sid: What has gotten into you today, Calvin?
My Media Studies coursework.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: David on March 22, 2007, 11:31:07 am
Quote from: 'My Science Teacher'
Uh, no... does anyone have a lighter?

My science teacher was trying to light a bunsen burner during an experiment when she said that. We were all laughing our heads off.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on March 22, 2007, 11:58:47 am
Quote
Me:"BINGO!"

David:"AHHHH!!!!INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!!

Me:"Hello, INFORMATION OVERLOAD 1 and INFORMATION OVERLOAD 2.Did you know that HCN stands for hydrocyanic acid and was used as war gas......(barely-decipherable boff talk)......and also, Venus is highly poisonous.If heat suits were extensively developed and if toxic gas was palatable to our breathing organs and pressure was beyond lowered extremeties, although the chances of that are infinitesimally small then we could... "

Ben:"My tiny brain can't take all this information!!!"

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on March 22, 2007, 12:18:34 pm
One said by my most popular, origonal character. Tim.

Quote
Tim: It's hard to tell which end is your head and which is your ass with how much CRAP you say!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Sb129 on March 23, 2007, 10:05:41 am
"I don't even beleive in Jebus, AH! Save me Jebus!"~ Homer Simpson

"Wow, this reminds me of the time I out-farted Michael Moore...."~ Peter Griffin
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on March 23, 2007, 11:54:01 am
Its been a while since I graced my own thread with my presense :D

Quote
Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.
  - EH Gombrich
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
  - Kin Hubbard
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  - Mark Twain
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
  - Evan Davis
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on March 23, 2007, 11:56:12 am
Oh, and my favorite....

Quote
We stand for things.
    --George w. Bush

Davenport, IA
08/05/2004
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on March 23, 2007, 12:52:21 pm
Its been a while since I graced my own thread with my presents ^_^
Presents?! I want some!!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: David on March 23, 2007, 01:01:02 pm
Its been a while since I graced my own thread with my presents ^_^
Presents?! I want some!!
Me too!  ^_^
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on March 23, 2007, 01:49:32 pm
Post editing = bant :P
WoW playing = bant :D
waffles w/o cheese = MegaBant™
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Lil Loco on March 23, 2007, 02:00:29 pm
I see babies cry,I watch them grow,they'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
                                                                      -Joey Ramone

-__-

Lol, Joey Ramone didn't come up with that song.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: mandy30277 on March 23, 2007, 02:30:22 pm
A famous quote from my crazy friend Logan:"You just got YOMOMMAFIED!" Its stupid...I know.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Thomas on March 24, 2007, 06:47:43 am
My sister's common quotation whenever me and her engage in 'our-style' of conversation.

(http://YOU FLAH!)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on April 07, 2007, 06:41:06 pm
Quote from: Someone
"How do they put that Space Shuttle together with superglue?"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Spider-Boogie on April 18, 2007, 11:00:06 am
From Naruto:

Quote
Naruto: Chuunin Exams? I've never heard of any Chuunin Exams. Believe it!
Temari: I believe it alright, that you're totally clueless!

Quote
Kakashi: (talking to Kabuto) You smart alecky little brat. I'll teach you to mess around with grown ups.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on May 04, 2007, 06:21:20 pm
mmm I grace you with my presense again :D

Quote
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
  - Richard Diran
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Owennoreen on May 07, 2007, 01:38:47 pm
Ok here are my favorite quotes: Here's Johnny!(http://)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: bub1028 on May 07, 2007, 02:13:44 pm
"I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red..."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: IceFox on May 13, 2007, 03:45:18 pm
Here come a lot of Steven Wright quotes...

"I was driving on the highway and saw a sign that said `Next Rest Stop 25 Miles,' and I thought to myself `Wow that's big.'"

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a man who had wooden legs and real feet.

The other day I bought powdered water......but I don't know what to add.

Why is the alphabet in that order......is it cause of that song.....man who wrote that song wrote everything

What is the speed of dark?

I stayed at a hotel where the pool was on the 23rd floor. I couldn't believe how deep it was.

I saw a woman wearing a full-length fur coat. I asked her what animal it was and she said racoon. I said, my god, he must have been huge.

I was walking down the street with my old prescription glasses when the prescription ran out.

I put spot remover on my dog....now he's gone.

If you were travelling at the speed of light, and you turned your headlights on, would anything happen?

Sponges grow in the ocean... That kills me. Did you ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

"I wish the first word I ever said was 'quote' so right before I died I could say 'unquote"

"I have a collection of seashells scattered all over the beaches of the world. Perhaps you've seen it."

I lost a button hole . . .

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

I couldn't fix your brakes so i made your horn louder

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

"I bought a decaffeinated coffee-table the other day - you can't even tell by lookin' at it...."

You don't know what you've got until its gone. I wanted to know what I had - so I got rid of everything.

I stayed in this really old hotel, they sent me a wake up letter.

I havent called my mom in 4 months because I have no 5's on my phone, when she asked why I didn't come visit her in person I explained that I had not Tuesdays on my calendar.

There are 24-hours in a day - 24 beers in a case -coincidence?

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot."

"My school colors were clear. I told everybody I'm not naked, I'm in the band."

"When I was a kid I had a QUICKsand box. I was an only child.....eventually."

"I went to the store the other day. The sign in the window read 'OPEN 24 HRS', but as I approached I found an employee locking the door. I thought you were open 24 hrs, I asked. Yeah, he replied, but not in a row."

"I love my new apartment. They allow pets. I have a camel."

When everything is coming your way... you're in the wrong lane.

The sign in the restaurant window said "breakfast anytime", so I ordered french toast during the renaissance.

I bought some land the other day, real cheap. It was on somebody elses property.

I live at the bottom of a one-way, dead-end street. I have no idea how I got there.

In Europe is Miles Davis known as Kilometer Davis?

I am getting an MRI to find out if I have claustrophobia.

I was driving down the road and I saw this hitchiker holding a sign that said "Heaven"...so I hit him. I pretty sure he went there, he looked nice

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"

I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

What's another word for thesaurus?

The other day I was........no, that wasn't me.

So if I melt dry ice and throw it on you, will you get wet?

I'm experiencing deja-vu and amnesia at the same time

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked me.."did you sleep well" ...I said "I made a few mistakes"

" I hear now they have 24-hour banking...I don't have that kind of time."

"I work for a company that makes fire hydrants .... the only problem is, I can't park anywhere near the building"

"I was in the mall the other day and the power went out ... 30 people got stuck on the escalator"

I'm studying calcium anthropology. It's the study of milk-men.

I was walking down the street and a man stopped me and asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now".

"When I was younger my Grandmother gave me $5 one day and she said - Don't tell your Mother I'm giving you that - and I said, it's gonna cost you more than that"

I bought some odorless perfume; it came in a little empty bottle.

The other day my brain was itchy, and the only way to scratch it, was to think about sandpaper.

Can't have everything - where would you put it?

A friend sent me a postcard. On the front was a picture of the planet Earth. On the back he wrote "wish you were here."

"I went into a department store the other day, and a man asked, "can I help you?" I said, "umm yes, do you have anything I would like?" He said, "how do I know what you'd like?" I said, "You started this."

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths

About 4 years ago I was walking down the street......wait, it was yesterday....

The other day I saw a lady with a beautiful fur coat so I walked up to her and asked her, "What kind of animal was that made from?"
She said, "Raccoon."
I said, "My god, he must have been huge."

I was looking out of my apartment window last Halloween and I saw a cop walking down the street......At least I think he was a cop. He could have just been a guy dressed up like a cop....which is all cops really are anyway...

I bought some used paint, it came in the shape of a house.

For my birthday i got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them battle it out.

"The other day I put some instant coffe in the microwave and then drank it... almost went back in time."

"i've been getting into astronomy, so I Installed
a skylight. The people who live above me are
furious."

"No matter the temperature of the room, it's always 'room temperature'"

I was walking thru the woods and a tree fell right in front of me and i didnt hear it.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all of his friends went to the funeral in one car.

"When it rains, I run around and post WET PAINT signs on everything"

the new testament is really old. maybe it should be called the most recent testament.

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one

"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said "Cut it out".

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was a suspect.

the first time i read the dictionary i thought it was a poem about everything

I am so lazy I married a pregnant woman.

I watched schindlers list backwards so there was a happy ending.

I took a lie detector test...no I didn't.

"Everyone thinks my friend George is weird because he has sideburns behind his ears....I think he is wierd because he has false teeth, but he has braces on them."

"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."

"Half the people you know are below average."

"99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

"How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now."

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: IZ on May 13, 2007, 06:38:30 pm
I see babies cry,I watch them grow,they'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
                                                                      -Joey Ramone
dude, are you serious? that's definitely a cover.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Scilla on May 13, 2007, 06:40:16 pm
"D to the B to the double T for the two dot double nine"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on May 17, 2007, 01:58:39 am
Quote from: Peter Ustinov
I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on May 21, 2007, 06:39:19 am
"[Chlamydia can cause] Infertility, pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), increased risk of octopi pregnancy, inflammation of the tentacles."
- Stupid Me :|
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on May 25, 2007, 09:29:40 am
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
  - Tom Stoppard

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
  - Joseph Stalin
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on May 30, 2007, 08:58:10 am
I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.
    --George w. Bush

Reynoldsburg, OH
10/04/2000
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Shinya on May 30, 2007, 05:46:30 pm
“Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue.”

    ~ Microsoft Windows on Paradoxical Errors
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on May 31, 2007, 02:41:08 am
"According to a recent study conducted by the Institute of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten"
- a signature on DeviantArt
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: AppleNick on June 02, 2007, 12:10:57 pm
“Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue.”

    ~ Microsoft Windows on Paradoxical Errors

"Error: The Operation Completed Successfully"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on June 08, 2007, 02:13:56 am
"There are times to be straight-down-the-line conventional; and there are times where you can be a bit off-centre, a bit wacky. This is wacky time."
- A teacher
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on June 09, 2007, 08:03:47 am
The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a
peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
10/27/2003
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ealcon on June 13, 2007, 11:08:56 am
Quote from: Norwegian ship pilot
"Ladies and Yentlemen."

Quote from: Futurama
"Most of the video tapes were destroyed in 2243 during the second coming of Jesus."

Quote
"Turkey pigeon!"


Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BSBBSorokin on June 13, 2007, 01:15:28 pm
I was hooked on The People's court with J.Marilyn Milian...I LOVED when she would cut people off in the middle of the lies and say " We're done...We're done... Stick a fork in me...I'm done!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Jurner on June 26, 2007, 07:48:08 pm
I love reading over all these quotes. I've actually started saving some onto my hard drive.

A personal favorite of mine: "You non-conformists are all alike."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: IceFox on June 26, 2007, 08:00:01 pm
The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a
peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.
    --George w. Bush

Washington, DC
10/27/2003
Obviously that wasn't supposed to come out as it did :P
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on July 05, 2007, 11:49:07 am
As a follow-up to this post here (http://www.unitedspongebob.com/forums/index.php/topic,16901.msg318084.html#msg318084) (by author's request ^_^)...
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"Rubbish! A tug that kisses another tug in public knows no sense," retorted Zorran obnoxiously. "Zero......"
"......Zilch......," put in Zak rudely.
"......Zip!" finished Zug cheekily.
"Zug!!!" burst out Zip indignantly.
That one made me ROFLMAO.
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"Best not try any more tricks, Zorran. It's what clowns and idiots are for!" joked Inigo.
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"Perfect," smiled Zug. "We can now break [the trackbed] down until the middle track is damaged."
"Don't you mean "up", Zug?" asked Zip.
"No I don't!"
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"Shouldn't have been so impatient then!" guffawed Ten-Cents.
"And you're supposed to wash that boiler with soap and water, not fish-oil and ice!" giggled Violet.
Thomas was definitely not amused.
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"And now for this morning's jobs...Top-Hat, you go and deal with the train-ferries at the railhead as well as some shunting."
"What! Shunting? Me?" exclaimed Top-Hat crossly. "I can't believe this! Why can't it be Puffa?"
"Stop being so high and mighty, you uppity old Grumpy Gresley of a tug!" growled Big Mac, annoyed.
"Yeah, what's Puffa ever done to you?" chipped in Ten-Cents.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on July 24, 2007, 09:05:56 pm
"Nothing says, 'I have no idea what to get you,' quite like giant beige bath towels."
    Missbhavens, the miscellaneous mischievous misadventures of missbhavens, 05-05-07
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: GIR on August 02, 2007, 10:32:38 am
"Now, I have a machine gun ho ho ho." - Bruce Willis, die hard 
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on August 05, 2007, 08:43:21 am
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
  - Albert Einstein
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
  - William Gibson
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.
  - Sophocles
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Patback399 on August 05, 2007, 10:01:24 am
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
  - Albert Einstein

I see your Albert Einstein quote and raise you:

"It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."
- Ted Stevens
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on August 06, 2007, 05:47:05 am
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
  - Albert Einstein

I see your Albert Einstein quote and raise you:

"It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."
- Ted Stevens

I'll reraise you a Frank Zappa quote!

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
  - Frank Zappa
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MiraclrPlz on August 09, 2007, 12:53:15 am
the video takes up the most form
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: oscar_the_grouch on September 29, 2007, 12:31:31 am
"I've got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret, to make me frown
I had strings but now I'm free
There are no strings on me"

Pinnochio
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Band8PGeek on October 18, 2007, 09:18:32 am
This is not a bump.

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"Working class is not allowed to meddle with feudal law," ordered King Charles.
"Feudal law!?" repeated Sunshine, offended. "I'm not the one starting a fued, you are!"
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"I don't reckon he'll be on our boiler-housing anymore," chortled Ten-Cents.
"No, sir!" agreed Zebedee. "He's suffered at the hand of the King's Curse."
"The King's Curse!?" repeated King Charles. "There's no such thing! Don't start drivelling, peasant!"
"Look who's talking!" teased Sunshine, and the other tugs all laughed loudly. King Charles just seethed with exasperation.
"It's true is the King's Curse," added Zebedee. "He whose name is after a king, who brags too much and acts like a king, but treats all others at too low a rate must see the ultimate fate."
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"Well," answered Violet reasonably, "there's absolutely no point in trying not to use [Zilch's] parts. Unless they take their new parts from that battered tug, they get absolutely no parts at all; Zero, Zilch, Zip, Zug......"
"Zorran," joked Zebedee, and they all laughed.
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Ten-Cents and Sunshine overheard [the conversation], and although Sunshine was pleased to see that Violet's wish [of parenthood] had been granted, Ten-Cents really began to worry.
"I don't like it, Sunshine," he said nervously. "With that smaller switcher [another one of my friend's fan characters] on her deck as well as her own work, she could damage her own health."
"You worry too much, Ten-Cents," chuckled Sunshine, who knew nothing about how tiring childcare could get for a mother. "Violet can't fail with that switcher."
"So you say," answered Ten-Cents, "but judging a book by its cover is one of the top ten ways of making life difficult."
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The tugs were all horrified. A long train of exclamations ensued;
"What??" (This came from Ten-Cents)
"Eh?" (Sunshine)
"Good grief!" (Olden Golden)
"FLIPPIN' 'ECK!" (Jasper and Jade)
"Suffering Stacks!" (Blue Funnel)
"Well, of all the Laurel and Hardy!" (Inigo)
"Losh sakes!" (Alligator Glasgow)
"Great Scot!" (King Yellow)
"Begorra!" (Malachite)
"Bust my buffers!" (Sir Handel Brown)
"What a lot of fan characters!" - me
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"YOU IDIOT, AMBER!!!" thundered Blue Funnel. "LOSING US A SWITCHER LIKE THAT! YOU NEVER LEARN ANY SENSE!"
"Well, of all the blasted nerve!" exclaimed King Yellow. "The first piece of advice you give to a young switcher, and it's "Buzz off and look for who-the-bally-blazes yourself!" How could you be so stupid?"
"You wait until the Colonel hears about this!" snapped Machalite. "He'll probably sink you if you're unlucky, 'cause you go off and make him say things to Captain Angelis that he normally wouldn't, like "a small refund?"!"
"And just think of what damage it'll do to this fleet!" agreed Inigo. "Good morning, tugs, I'm afraid I can no longer afford any more heavy repairs at Brinkley's Boatyard; because of that stupid "small refund", half of the money's coming out of my pocket!"
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"What's that?" wondered Norramby as he came into the dock.
"SHSH!" hissed a voice. "Ignore her, Norramby. That's a bad mother."
"Why a bad mother?" asked Norramby. "She doesn't look like it to me."
"She plunged a switcher into trouble," explained the other voice.
"I see. She must be that annoyed thing that disliked children."
"She needs to take a few tips from Amber," added the voice cheekily. "She has the best "mother's reputation", and should be in charge of everything."
Norramby laughed loudly. "Great job you do, Amber!!" he joked, and both Violet and the whisperer joined in on his laughter.




Quote
"I'll squeeze you like a hat? What the heck?"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ilovespongebob on May 07, 2008, 02:41:24 am
ooooh.....there's that randomness again....





Hmmmmm.... erm.....can't remember where this is from but: "It is you that can control what happens in your future,no-one else can..."     WOW...now THAT'S a quote of the ages....
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: VulturEMaN on May 07, 2008, 09:17:25 pm
LOL
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ilovespongebob on May 15, 2008, 02:43:04 am
dont *lol* me.... or...i'll call u a nasty name lolz
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Sponge-Bart on May 17, 2008, 09:59:17 am
"Ahh, dinner. The perfect break between work and beer." - Homer Simpson
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Sb129 on June 30, 2008, 08:17:04 pm
"Now, I have a machine gun ho ho ho." - Bruce Willis, die hard 

Hey buddy it's John McClane don't forget it!  :angry:

Arbiter: Okay, seriously where the f*** is Call of Duty 4? You did somehthing with it, didn't you?
Master Chief: no its rite h33r*Hands Arbiter crappy case he made himself* c?
Arbiter: *Looks at it* What in Christ's name is this?
Chief: c*** of doody 4!!1 modirn g**f***stupid
Arbiter: You can't possibly expect me to beleive---
Chief: go ahed!1 pleh it!1
Arbiter: There isn't even a disc in this in here. It's just a chocolate chip cookie with a hole in it.

Arby n the Chief, Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzgXGACAU20

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: spongebobverfield on August 04, 2008, 05:44:39 pm
i'd post a pic of myself but i look like an ugly monkey :(
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: telephony on November 07, 2008, 05:16:53 am
"185,999.998 Miles per Second...Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law" (seen on a bumper sticker).
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: SpongebobGirl01 on December 12, 2008, 06:56:19 pm
"185,999.998 Miles per Second...Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law" (seen on a bumper sticker).
the best bumper sticker I've seen was "I ran out sick days...so I called in DEAD."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: plungyspongey on March 02, 2009, 05:12:37 pm
Squdward:
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mr. plankton, you can't do this to me! If you think that im gonna stand out there and listen to:

spongebob:
bla bla bla babbababbadadda bla bla bababbababbadadda
Squdward:
Quote
then youve got coral shoved up your-
  :wacko:
pearl:DADDY!daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy! can i have a raise?



in monsters vs aliens B.O.B. is a glob that eats all but the kitchen sink! :ph34r:


this is something VERY important about getting old

wel CRAP! Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!